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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 5 Feb 1999.
Shortcuts --- old cartoon

Shortcuts --- old cartoon

I am usin' up my old stuff.  Since I din't git many
reposts from my newest Martian cartoons, which I
personal-like thought was better than you folks
dee-served, I will repost this here old cartoon,
which has allus been one of my very own (self-
made) favorites.  I reckon a feller can have a few
of his own he actual is proud of, without gittin'
too swelled a head.  Anyway, I allus have liked
this here one:






                       |
                       |  .
                       |
                       |
   "sniff..sniff..What's that funny smell, Timmy?"
  _____________________|  / ||\
  _____________________| /  ||||  \  .
         \/             /   ||||
        //\\\\         /    ||||   ||\    \
   _____( o o)_______ /|  \ |||| \ |||\
         \ -/     %%%%  \   ||||   |\||| .
    .   /`\/'\   %%o o%  \. ||||  _||\||
       / /  \ \  %% o % . \ ||||  \ \|\| \
       \_\___\_\ %//~\\    \||||   \ \||
       (/| | |_) //   \\    \ ||    \_\|  .
         | | |  (/_____\)    \||  \
     .   |_|_|    // \\   .   \
         \__)_)  /_) /_)       \
              .              .  \jro


JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO


_____            "It's nothing, Sis. Whenever I
| | ||    - -     take a shortcut home through
|_|_||            these old alleys, they always
| | ||    _             smell funny."       _
|_|_||          \/     /
______\   .    ////\\ /            - _
_              /( oo          -
                \ o/ %%%%         -
     -     -   /`\/'\%%oo      -     -
              / /  \ \%-/
   -          \_\___\_\~       -         _
_______________\_|  \_)\\_______________________
jro .     .     / /\ \(/_\      .         .
               /_/ /_/ \\           .
 .   .         \__)\__)/_)    .       .


JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

                          |
     .                .   |
                /         |
   .      /               |
                    .     |
                       /  |
               /          |
  <>                  ____|__
                     /______/\___                     __
                    |       \ \  "It kinna smells like
   /                | CITY   \/|  Daddy's aftershave."
             .      | TRASH  | |   . /     \/     .
       .            |  DPT.  | |    /   ///\\\
              /     |________|/.        (//\\)   .
                   /            %%%%     \__/
                  /      .     %%%%%%   /'  `\
                 /             %%%%%%  / /  \ \
       /        /              %%%%%%  \_\___\_\  .
               /   .     .     //   \\  (/- - \)
              /               (/_____\)  / /\ \
             /jro   .           // \\   / / / /  .
            /   .         .    /_) /_)  \__)\__)


JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

                       |
                       |      \
                       |\
                       |
  _____________________| .  ||\   .
  _____________________|    ||||
                       | \  ||||   |\
                       |    |||| . ||\    \
  jro__________________|    ||||   |||\
        .         .     \ . ||||   |\|||
                         \  ||||  _||\||  .
   "You know, you're right. ||||  \ \|\|
     It could be anything, \||||   \ \||      \
           though."         \ ||    \_\|
            /    .           \||
     .   \/               .   \
        //\\\\                 \     \
        ( o o)   %%%%      .    \.
         \ o/   %%o o%           \ \     .        \
  .     /`\/'\  %% - %      .     \
       / /  \ \ %//~\\             \                     \
      /_/|__/_/ //   \\             \ .
      (_\| |(/ (/_____\)   .         \
         | | |   // \\            -   \       \    .
         |_|_|  /_) /_)  .       .     \
         \__)_)    .         .          \

JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

                          |
     .                    |
                /         |
   '      /               |
                    `     |
                       /  | "Yeah. It's prob'ly just that
               /          |      garbage over there."
  <>                  ____|__     \
                     /______/\_____\ ______    \/  _____
                    |       \ \  .  \   .   ///\\\
   /                | CITY   \/|            (//\\)
             '      | TRASH  | |   . %%%%    \__/    .
       .            |  DPT.  | |    %%%%%%  /'  `\
              /     |________|/.    %%%%%% / /  \ \
                   /                %%%%%%/_/___/_/
                  /      .     .    //  \\(//- -|)
                 /          .      (/____\)/ /\ \
       /        /                   // \\ /_/ /_/   .
               /   .     .      .  /_) /_)\__)\__)
              /jro           .          .
             /                                   .
            /   .         .        .       .

thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall

                Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                 oglesbee@
                       mail.fullnet.net

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Subject: Shortcuts --- old cartoon
Date: 1999/02/05
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