[PIC] A Can of Whoop-Ass...

Some time ago someone requested an image of a can of "whoop ass" as a joke.
QWell I got to thinking the other day, what would such a can look like, if
it really existed?

(Yes I know what the phrase means)

So here's my atempt..

First, an aerosol can:
                                  _
                               -      -
                           (              )
                        (      -  -         )
               __---~~~
    __[*]-_==*<-=*<~_~_     (     -    )      )
 __/_______\__ ~~---___
|             |         (          - -      )
|    Read Inst|           (               )
|/ / /  Carefu|                -   _  -
||/_//        |               
|   / )/\     |
|  __  \//\   |
| /  \   \//\ |
| |--|    /_/ |
| `  | _ /_   |
|    |(_ (_   |
|    | _) _)  |
|             |
| % DANGER: Po|
| Contains Dim|
`-------------'


And, in an aluminum (e.g. a pop) can:

 _____________
(_______[%%)__) 
|       Cautio|
||, /    Read |
||///      Car|
|  /)()()|)   |
|   /\  _| _  |
|  |--|(  (   |
|H `  |_) _)  |
|H    '       |
|H % DANGER: C|
`-------------'

Not the best, but I figure it'll do.  Anyone got an MSDS for this chemical?

:-))


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Nate / DAC wrote in message ...
>
>Some time ago someone requested an image of a can of "whoop ass" as a joke.
>QWell I got to thinking the other day, what would such a can look like, if
>it really existed?

>Not the best, but I figure it'll do.  Anyone got an MSDS for this chemical?



Estimated structure of said molecule:

           I         e     e
          /         / \   / \
         d   o-t = R   q-u   s-t
          \ /
           i

I'm not certain as to how it reads out on an NMR,
but the isotope is common, and unfortunately it
collects in the frontal lobe of some people. It
is hard to centrifuge out from a simple biopsy,
but with a larger sample (100-300 grams) it can
be obtained through sedimentation.  You can then
GC or IR it, if you really want to.


JRO

> >Some time ago someone requested an image of a can of "whoop ass" as a joke.
> >QWell I got to thinking the other day, what would such a can look like, if
> >it really existed?
> 
> >Not the best, but I figure it'll do.  Anyone got an MSDS for this chemical?
> 
> Estimated structure of said molecule:
> 
>            I         e     e
>           /         / \   / \
>          d   o-t = R   q-u   s-t
>           \ /
>            i

Heh.  I get the point.  Still, I was bored and had to draw something. :)



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