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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 16 Jan 1999.
[PIC] A Can of Whoop-Ass...

[PIC] A Can of Whoop-Ass...

Some time ago someone requested an image of a can of "whoop ass" as a joke.
QWell I got to thinking the other day, what would such a can look like, if
it really existed?

(Yes I know what the phrase means)

So here's my atempt..

First, an aerosol can:
                                  _
                               -      -
                           (              )
                        (      -  -         )
               __---~~~
    __[*]-_==*<-=*<~_~_     (     -    )      )
 __/_______\__ ~~---___
|             |         (          - -      )
|    Read Inst|           (               )
|/ / /  Carefu|                -   _  -
||/_//        |               
|   / )/\     |
|  __  \//\   |
| /  \   \//\ |
| |--|    /_/ |
| `  | _ /_   |
|    |(_ (_   |
|    | _) _)  |
|             |
| % DANGER: Po|
| Contains Dim|
`-------------'


And, in an aluminum (e.g. a pop) can:

 _____________
(_______[%%)__) 
|       Cautio|
||, /    Read |
||///      Car|
|  /)()()|)   |
|   /\  _| _  |
|  |--|(  (   |
|H `  |_) _)  |
|H    '       |
|H % DANGER: C|
`-------------'

Not the best, but I figure it'll do.  Anyone got an MSDS for this chemical?

:-))


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From: Nate / DAC <nat...@southwind.net>
Subject: [PIC] A Can of Whoop-Ass...
Date: 1999/01/16
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