Only in America

In article <2q7b28$b9...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU> s93...@minyos.xx.rmit.EDU.AU (Brett Drummond) writes:
>From: s93...@minyos.xx.rmit.EDU.AU (Brett Drummond)
>Subject: Only in America
>Date: 4 May 1994 05:15:52 GMT
>Keywords: Sick!

>Having just bought an American magazine to read on the train, I was amazed
>at the kind of shit that a person can get in America just through a mail
>order service. Things like "Become a real detective in only 3 days with
>our at home correspondance set." or "Safe self-defence:- 80,000V stun-gun
>for only $39.95(us)" or even "Street Wise fighting:- can you hit a man 11
>times in a second or less, can you drop a man to his knees with only one
>punch, can you win a fight in under three seconds."
>Aaaahhhh. Only in America.


Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it 
can only mean one of four things:  (1) you're a fucking Commie bastard;  
(2) you read Chung chou chinky jokes and actually laugh;  (3)  you take it up 
the ass every night; or (4) all of the above.  

Conclusion:  I've decided, in my infinite wisdom, you're a #4.  Therefore:

Go stick your fat ass up for Chung-chou to stick his dick in, ya 
Commie-loving faggot! 

QUARK (QUA...@nice.guy.pushed.too.far) wrote:

> Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it
> can only mean one of four things:  [tasteless nonsense deleted]

Hey, that was totally uncalled for.  That gentleman didn't voice a dislike of
America, simply surprise at what he encountered in a magazine.  We live in a
bizarre and diversified country, and such things are probably quite new to him.
He's entitled to post his opinion without being threatened, so back off.

-->DSH

QUARK (QUA...@notsonice.guy.pushed.too.far) wrote:
: In article <2q7b28$b9...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU>
  s93...@minyos.xx.rmit.EDU.AU (Brett Drummond) writes:

: >Aaaahhhh. Only in America.

: Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it
: can only mean one of four things:  (1) you're a fucking Commie bastard;
: (2) you read Chung chou chinky jokes and actually laugh;  (3)  you take it up
: the ass every night; or (4) all of the above.

Quarky, baby! Lighten Up, son. These fine people from Down Under were
making a simple comment on our fine country. You need to go home and get
yer mommy to give you yer prozac. She shouldn't forget these things.

: Conclusion:  I've decided, in my infinite wisdom, you're a #4.  Therefore:
Don't you think conclusions are a little out of your reach, there?

Brett, don't take our little friend here to serious.
He just forgot to take his medicine, again.
Enjoy your trip.

And if you get through Colorado, give me a buzz.

In article <2qbn1r$af...@amhux3.amherst.edu> dsh...@unix.amherst.edu (Panama) writes:
>QUARK (QUA...@nice.guy.pushed.too.far) wrote:
>
>> Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it
>> can only mean one of four things:  [tasteless nonsense deleted]
>
>Hey, that was totally uncalled for.  That gentleman didn't voice a dislike of
>America, simply surprise at what he encountered in a magazine.  We live in a
>bizarre and diversified country, and such things are probably quite new to him.
>He's entitled to post his opinion without being threatened, so back off.
>
>-->DSH

Ahem.  Considering the original message was posted to pretty
much all of the tasteless groups (as well as at least one
alt.flame.* group), I'd say that the tasteless
nonsense that you deleted was actually rather fitting.

I'd agree that he's entitled to post his opinion, but as for
being entitled to not having tasteless nonsense directed at him,
he might want to pay more attention to WHERE he posts his opinion.
Though I don't really think QUARK's response came as much
of a surprise to him.

TheoBromine              "Wherever you go,
mbo...@ucsd.edu            there you are."

In article 000...@nice.guy.pushed.too.far, QUA...@nice.guy.pushed.too.far (QUARK)   

> Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it 
> can only mean one of four things:  (1) you're a fucking Commie bastard;  
> (2) you read Chung chou chinky jokes and actually laugh;  (3)  you take it up 
> the ass every night; or (4) all of the above.  

Listen asshole, if you don't like Faggots, lovers of the brave and the free, it
can only mean one of four things: (1) you're a non-fucking boring bastard;
(2) you read rec.humour because you thought it meant "rectal"; (3) you are
anal retentive; or (4) all of the above.

get a life.





 

In article <2q8ahr$m...@hpuerci.atl.hp.com> sw...@atl.hp.com (Sandy Morton) writes:
>Just curious, but exactly what magazine did you buy?
 Just curious, but exactly wyy is this on a tastless picture news.group?
.........MR_ROPER

ran...@saucer.cc.umr.edu (TWELVE_BRAVO) writes:

>: for only $39.95(us)" or even "Street Wise fighting:- can you hit a man 11
>: times in a second or less, can you drop a man to his knees with only one
>: punch, can you win a fight in under three seconds."

....If you can drop a man to his knees with one punch, and can punch
11 times in a second, does that mean you can drop 11 men to their knees
in one second? ;^)

Chris