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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 5 May 1994.
Re: Only in America

Re: Only in America

QUARK (QUA...@notsonice.guy.pushed.too.far) wrote:
: In article <2q7b28$b9...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU>
  s93...@minyos.xx.rmit.EDU.AU (Brett Drummond) writes:

: >Aaaahhhh. Only in America.

: Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it
: can only mean one of four things:  (1) you're a fucking Commie bastard;
: (2) you read Chung chou chinky jokes and actually laugh;  (3)  you take it up
: the ass every night; or (4) all of the above.

Quarky, baby! Lighten Up, son. These fine people from Down Under were
making a simple comment on our fine country. You need to go home and get
yer mommy to give you yer prozac. She shouldn't forget these things.

: Conclusion:  I've decided, in my infinite wisdom, you're a #4.  Therefore:
Don't you think conclusions are a little out of your reach, there?

Brett, don't take our little friend here to serious.
He just forgot to take his medicine, again.
Enjoy your trip.

And if you get through Colorado, give me a buzz.

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From: lra...@mcdata.com (Lawrence Allen)
Subject: Re: Only in America
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