Re: Only in America
From QUARK <QUA...@nice.guy.pushed.too.far>
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· 5 May 1994 14:16 · View full thread
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In article <2q7b28$b9...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU> s93...@minyos.xx.rmit.EDU.AU (Brett Drummond) writes: >From: s93...@minyos.xx.rmit.EDU.AU (Brett Drummond) >Subject: Only in America >Date: 4 May 1994 05:15:52 GMT >Keywords: Sick! >Having just bought an American magazine to read on the train, I was amazed >at the kind of shit that a person can get in America just through a mail >order service. Things like "Become a real detective in only 3 days with >our at home correspondance set." or "Safe self-defence:- 80,000V stun-gun >for only $39.95(us)" or even "Street Wise fighting:- can you hit a man 11 >times in a second or less, can you drop a man to his knees with only one >punch, can you win a fight in under three seconds." >Aaaahhhh. Only in America. Listen asshole, if you don't like America, land of the brave and the free, it can only mean one of four things: (1) you're a fucking Commie bastard; (2) you read Chung chou chinky jokes and actually laugh; (3) you take it up the ass every night; or (4) all of the above. Conclusion: I've decided, in my infinite wisdom, you're a #4. Therefore: Go stick your fat ass up for Chung-chou to stick his dick in, ya Commie-loving faggot!
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