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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Oct 1998.
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[pic] bloody hurry

[pic] bloody hurry

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 8 Oct 1998 - 12 Oct 1998
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 8 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
[bloody hurry]

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                    /  _)/   /o    \
                    |  \    /_ `    \_________
                    |   \____ >__,_  \        |
                    |              ))  )__,   |
                    \,___________ //  /   \   |_
                              )__//__/     \  __).
                     ________/o     /       \____/
                    /`              \
                   /   \_______   _//
                 _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
                /      /       \          \_),  \
                \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
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          /       o\
  b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,

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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 8 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <361...@xs4all.nl>

>[bloody hurry]
>
>                      ___
>                     / ,_\    _____
>                    /  _)/   /o    \
>                    |  \    /_ `    \_________
>                    |   \____ >__,_  \        |
>                    |              ))  )__,   |
>                    \,___________ //  /   \   |_
>                              )__//__/     \  __).
>                     ________/o     /       \____/
>                    /`              \
>                   /   \_______   _//
>                 _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
>                /      /       \          \_),  \
>                \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
>           ______/_/                         (___/
>          /       o\
>  b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,
>


Last time I saw this guy he was a statue.  ;)

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         / ,_\    _____
        /  _)/   /o    \
        |  \    /_ `    \__________
        |   \____ >__,_  \         |
        |                  ____,   |
        \,___________     |    \   |
                   \      (     \  |__
                    \    \ \     \   _)_
           __________\/     \     \____/
          |                ) \
          |     _________ ,   |
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                  ||         ||    \//    \     /   \_       \//
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                  ||_________||______________/         |______________
                  )___________(             /\_________\
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                                             \=/ \=/ .. .


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BluePard <fac...@a-VIP.com_remove-me_> ASCII art 8 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger wrote:

It's nice, but he seems to be posing, not hurrying. The prob (if you can
call it that, it's a great pic) is with his one foot...
> 
> [bloody hurry]
> 
>                       ___
>                      / ,_\    _____
>                     /  _)/   /o    \
>                     |  \    /_ `    \_________
>                     |   \____ >__,_  \        |
>                     |              ))  )__,   |
>                     \,___________ //  /   \   |_
>                               )__//__/     \  __).
>                      ________/o     /       \____/
>                     /`              \
>                    /   \_______   _//
>                  _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
>                 /      /       \          \_),  \
>                 \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
>            ______/_/                         (___/
>           /       o\
>   b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,

---------------^
It wouldn't hit the ground straight like that. Also, turning the right
hand outward like that and having the torso ahead of the chest makes it
more of a posing type thing.

'Tis a lovely pic, tho it seems not t'be what yas were intending. :)
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 9 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Spunk1111 wrote:

> >Message-id: <361...@xs4all.nl>
>
> >[bloody hurry]
> >
> >                      ___
> >                     / ,_\    _____
> >                    /  _)/   /o    \
> >                    |  \    /_ `    \_________
> >                    |   \____ >__,_  \        |
> >                    |              ))  )__,   |
> >                    \,___________ //  /   \   |_
> >                              )__//__/     \  __).
> >                     ________/o     /       \____/
> >                    /`              \
> >                   /   \_______   _//
> >                 _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
> >                /      /       \          \_),  \
> >                \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
> >           ______/_/                         (___/
> >          /       o\
> >  b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,
> >
>
> Last time I saw this guy he was a statue.  ;)
>
>           ___
>          / ,_\    _____
>         /  _)/   /o    \
>         |  \    /_ `    \__________
>         |   \____ >__,_  \         |
>         |                  ____,   |
>         \,___________     |    \   |
>                    \      (     \  |__
>                     \    \ \     \   _)_
>            __________\/     \     \____/
>           |                ) \
>           |     _________ ,   |
>           |    /       |      /
>           |   /        |     /
>           |  /_        |    /               %%%% %%%%%
>           |    )       |    \             %%% ,, %%%%%%%%
>           \   /        |    /                (<  ?%%%%
>           |  /         |   /                  ^ .'
>           /_/          |  (_              ___ /(___
>                        |    )            /\   ~  /_\
>                        \   /           _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_
>                        |  /           /\_/ \  x /  \_/\
>                   ____ /_/_____       \_/   ) x \   \_/
>                  |_____________|    __//   /==o==\   \\__
>                   ) _________ (____/__/___(   -   \___\__\___________
>                   ||         ||____   ____|      __\ ________   _____
>                   ||         ||    \//    \     /   \_       \//
>                   ||         ||    //\     \   /      \      //\
>                   ||  b'ger  ||    \\/      \_/        \     \\/
>                   ||         ||    /\\        \    /   |     /\\
>                   ||         ||    \//        /   _    |     \//
>                   ||         ||____//\________|        |_____//\______
>                   ||_________||______________/         |______________
>                   )___________(             /\_________\
>                  |_____________|             / | | \
>                                              \=/ \=/ .. .
>
> -joan
> --
>

That's because he is a very famous fellow.
Here he comes again after some plastic surgery
(so people won't recognize him).

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                     / ,_\    ,,,,,,
                    /  _)/   /=    (
                    |  \    (_ `    \_________
                    |   \____ D__,_  \        |
                    |              ))  )__,   |
                    \,___________ //  /   \   |_
                              )__//__/     \  __).
                     ________/o     /       \____/
                    /`              \
                   /   \_______   _//
                 _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
                /      /       \          \_),  \
                \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
           ______/_/                         (___/
          /       o\
  b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,

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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 12 Oct 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

BluePard wrote:

> joris bellenger wrote:
>
> It's nice, but he seems to be posing, not hurrying. The prob (if you can
> call it that, it's a great pic) is with his one foot...
> >
> > [bloody hurry]
> >
> >                       ___
> >                      / ,_\    _____
> >                     /  _)/   /o    \
> >                     |  \    /_ `    \_________
> >                     |   \____ >__,_  \        |
> >                     |              ))  )__,   |
> >                     \,___________ //  /   \   |_
> >                               )__//__/     \  __).
> >                      ________/o     /       \____/
> >                     /`              \
> >                    /   \_______   _//
> >                  _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
> >                 /      /       \          \_),  \
> >                 \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
> >            ______/_/                         (___/
> >           /       o\
> >   b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,
>
> ---------------^
> It wouldn't hit the ground straight like that. Also, turning the right
> hand outward like that and having the torso ahead of the chest makes it
> more of a posing type thing.
>
> 'Tis a lovely pic, tho it seems not t'be what yas were intending. :)
>


My intentions were to make a drawing (cartoonish) not an accurate
reproduction of the human body in action.  ?:-/


          Seem to be or not seem to be....
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                \_____/ ___/  \ \  _/  \
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          /       o\     o\   /  /    /\
  b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,,


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                      ___
                     / ,_\    ,,,,,,
                    /  _)/   /=    (
                    |  \    (_ `    \_________
                    |   \____ D__,_  \        |
                    |              ))  )__,   |
                    \,___________ //  /   \   |_
                              )__//__/     \  __).
                     ________/o     /       \____/
                    /`              \
                   /   \_______   _//
                 _/     \     \     \____ __,--.
                /      /       \          \_),  \
                \_____/         \_________/  \\  \
           ______/_/                         (___/
          /       o\
  b'ger,,,'-----^--',, ,,,,,   ,,,

This here picher is a pretty good one, but I think that the readers here
probable reequire some kinder 'splanation.  Which, I done see, Joris has
probably jus' forgot to in-clude, on accouta he sometimes makes the mis-take of figgerin' that a lot o' you readers out there is
smarter than you is.... Meanin' all that without no o-ffense included. Anyway, back to the picher:   This here guy is obvious havin'
some serious problems.  I figger his name is probably Lee-Don, although it mite be Bobby Joe.  Anyways, I will call him Lee-Don, if
y'all will allow that I already know he mite be named Bobby Joe.  Now, I think he's likely runnin' to the barn, beecause it's one
fire right now.  I reckon the fire got started, on account of Lee-Don's brother, Troy, left the damn tractor runnin' when he parked
it, and since he backed it plumb over a pile of old feed bags they was savin' to put taters in, but never have, that the burlap done
caught fire, because it got too hot, with the tractor runnin' on top of it. If they woulda fixed the tractor's 'xaust in the first
place, so it didn't blow down an' out the side, then this wouldn't ah happened....... Either that, or Lee-Don had to jump out of
Tommy Sue's bederroom winder, on account of her husban', Stick Reinhardt, has jus' come home from work at the pig plant early.  I
figger Stick has been suspectin' Tommy Sue of goin's on, for a litte while now. He's been hopin' to catcher atit, but maybe Lee-Don
was quik enuff gettin' gone. Now, had this been a picher of Stick, he'd likely have a shotgun or a chainsaw in one hand, which he'd
like ter use on Lee-Don.  But since he ain't, then that's how you can tell this picher ain't of Stick Rienhardt........ I hope I've
cleart this here matter up for ever'one.  Glad to be of he'p.

              JRO
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

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