Re: [pic] bloody hurry

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This here picher is a pretty good one, but I think that the readers here
probable reequire some kinder 'splanation.  Which, I done see, Joris has
probably jus' forgot to in-clude, on accouta he sometimes makes the mis-take of figgerin' that a lot o' you readers out there is
smarter than you is.... Meanin' all that without no o-ffense included. Anyway, back to the picher:   This here guy is obvious havin'
some serious problems.  I figger his name is probably Lee-Don, although it mite be Bobby Joe.  Anyways, I will call him Lee-Don, if
y'all will allow that I already know he mite be named Bobby Joe.  Now, I think he's likely runnin' to the barn, beecause it's one
fire right now.  I reckon the fire got started, on account of Lee-Don's brother, Troy, left the damn tractor runnin' when he parked
it, and since he backed it plumb over a pile of old feed bags they was savin' to put taters in, but never have, that the burlap done
caught fire, because it got too hot, with the tractor runnin' on top of it. If they woulda fixed the tractor's 'xaust in the first
place, so it didn't blow down an' out the side, then this wouldn't ah happened....... Either that, or Lee-Don had to jump out of
Tommy Sue's bederroom winder, on account of her husban', Stick Reinhardt, has jus' come home from work at the pig plant early.  I
figger Stick has been suspectin' Tommy Sue of goin's on, for a litte while now. He's been hopin' to catcher atit, but maybe Lee-Don
was quik enuff gettin' gone. Now, had this been a picher of Stick, he'd likely have a shotgun or a chainsaw in one hand, which he'd
like ter use on Lee-Don.  But since he ain't, then that's how you can tell this picher ain't of Stick Rienhardt........ I hope I've
cleart this here matter up for ever'one.  Glad to be of he'p.

              JRO
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