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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 2 May 2005.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2005 Apr 17: #2124 LOW CARB CRAZ

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2005 Apr 17: #2124 LOW CARB CRAZE

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Siraj wrote the following -._
>> NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS "LOW CARB"
>> GETS A FIST UP THE ASS
> low carb?

/* please quote for context. */
Are you saying that to get a fist up the ass?
Or are you saying that because you don't live in America and don't
know what it means.

If the latter then google for "low carb" and do some research on it.
As a person who has studied nutrition for way too long[0] I am in full
support of this fart.  The low carb thing went from "for quick weight
loss prior to cutting you open" to "the biggest thing since Ssinfeld"
in a really bad way.  I am glad that it is finishing it's pop culture
life cycle.

If any of you are interested in some really unhealthy healthy food
then last night added a food section to fauxascii.com.  Lots of
recipes for people who want to control their portions but get a lot of
nutrition out of small meals.

OA: First one in almost two weeks.  Was on vacation in San diego.
See some of the things we saw here:
<url:http://fauxascii.com/photo/conv11>

 _Memories of Tomorrow # 0043 # Smokeing in the John_________________
|    /\             \                                                |
|   /  \_______:F_P:_\                                               |
|  /   /             /        Tabacco companies pull their "100c"    |
|  \  /-.-.-.-.-.-.-/          cigs because smoking a pack a day     |
|   \/| -.-.-.-.-.-.-.          added up to 2000 milgams of          |
|   |\||-|-|-|-|-|-|-|           Vitamin C and too may trips to      |
|   | \| | | | | | | |\           the bathroom.                      |
|   |  v---------------|                                             |
|   |  |100% Vitamin C |                                             |
|   |  |   Per Smoke   |                                             |
|____________________________________________________________________|

:F_P:#################################Sat Mar 26 2005#################

[0] I have spent half my life more than 50 pounds under weight and had
to know how to get max nutrition without eating (and paying through
the nose for) 6000 calories a day like I had to in high school.

-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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