Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Nov 1999.
The dicks lifestory
alt.ascii-art
· 34 messages · 21 Nov 1999 - 1 Dec 1999
Inspired by the recent penises i created this :
I did'nt come up with the story .. and was asciified from the original imageversion.
"The dicks lifestory"
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/ \ It ain't easy being a dick...
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THE END
The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind.
- CeeJay
--
When I was young we did'nt ,---.
_,-=-._ ,-- have websites like this. | |
,' _____ `. .---------------------------. | |
'=(-o=o-)=' ( ~ CeeJay Central ~ ) \,(O)./
\(_)/ ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ ) (-o-o-)
)"( '---------------------------' \(_)/
""" When I was young we did'nt --' )"(
even have electricity! """
ROTFL
_.-'< <'-._
.-' _ > remove YOUR BRA to email > '-.
.-' _.-' '-._ '-.
/ .-' '-. \
/.-' '-.\
// .---. ..... ____ \\
// _____| |/____ `. _.-' `. \\
|| . . \ .' _.-'', : ||
|| '_____ _____'\ \ . .' (__) ||
|| .''. | | \ / / | | .''. ||
\\ /| | \ \\ /`' /__ ___| | | |\ //
|| | .---._ \ \\/"- | )( ) | | ||
|| | / ----./ /| |_ (__) | ' __ | ||
|| | | / \__. Y ) . | \__.-' ) | ||
\| | `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'/ /\ _.-' | |/
\| | .'\.----.\ \ `"""' | |/
'..' \ / '..'
\.--""""--./
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > STOP playing with my penis....NO..NO..wait..go ahead,it feels good...Now, bend over............. -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
> > That sounds like a job for .... Jay C! > > > > " > > .----------. > > __ ( BE GENTLE ) > > .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' > > (( __ .-., *|: > > \\ |// / ' > > || |/ / > > || | / > > || |_ > > ''---' > > > > " > > > > > > Krogg - is mad > > Jay C - asumes the position > > Krogg - get idea > > Jay C - Get all he can handle > > Krogg - is happy > > Jay C - want money > > Krogg - pick up club > > .. etc .. > > > > This thread contains homosexual overtones, not tolerated on > this newsgroup. > > Disintegration is imminent. > > JRO Orh .. JRO - you're just jealous cuz' it's not you up there, having fun. *g* >:> Resistance is futile.
> > > ///|| > //// - > ////@,_> > ////_ \ Stop squeezing so hard.... > |( )] Or ill beat you like i > || || did CeeJay. > |< >| > ##\ ||_________ ____ > (<<<(_)__________)''( _\`. > | #--( __ ./ / *|: > | / \\ |// /(_/ ' > L ) || |/ / > / | || | / <---Jay C > \ |__ || |__ > (_____> ''---' > ,-=-. .-------------------------------------. / \ ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! ) ,' _____ `. `-------------------------------------' `='\(_)/`=' ) ( """ ,-=-. .-------------------------------------. / \ ,-- ( Hey ;).. I'm surrounded by Assholes.. ) ,' _____ `. `-------------------------------------' `='\(_)/`=' )V( """
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##\ ||_________ ____ .----------------------------------.
(<<<(_)__________)''( _\`.--._ ,- ( He's something else is'nt he Krogg )
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L ) || |/ / \ \) /
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\ |__ || |__ """"
(_____> ''---'
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(/\) -- ( *boohuu* .. He said he loved me! )
/-------\/ '--------------------------------'
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > > > > > The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > > > > > > > STOP playing with my penis....NO..NO..wait..go ahead,it feels good...Now, > > > > bend over............. > > > > > > No .. never - Not ME! > > > > > > That sounds like a job for .... Jay C! > > > > > > " > > > .----------. > > > __ ( BE GENTLE ) > > > .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' > > > (( __ .-., *|: > > > \\ |// / ' > > > || |/ / > > > || | / > > > || |_ > > > ''---' > > > > > > " > > > > > > Krogg - is mad > > > Jay C - asumes the position > > > Krogg - get idea > > > Jay C - Get all he can handle > > > Krogg - is happy > > > Jay C - want money > > > Krogg - pick up club > > > .. etc .. > > > > > > ///|| > > //// - > > ////@,_> > > ////_ \ Stop squeezing so hard.... > > |( )] Or ill beat you like i > > || || did CeeJay. > > |< >| > > ##\ ||_________ ____ > > (<<<(_)__________)''( _\`. > > | #--( __ ./ / *|: > > | / \\ |// /(_/ ' > > L ) || |/ / > > / | || | / <---Jay C > > \ |__ || |__ > > (_____> ''---' > > > > *ROFLMAO* > > Yes yes yes .. I love it! *lol* > I know you do,and i got pictures to prove it. ///|| //// O ////@,_> ////_ \ AHHH,You dont squeeze as hard |( )] as Jay c,I might not have to || || beat you as much as last time. |< >| .-----------------. ##\ ||_________ << ( Give it to me!!! ) (<<<(_)__________)'.>>>>> /.'-----------------' | #( ,-. << *|<< | / \\ |// /(,>>' > O o O o (GOD,This feels so good) L ) || |/ / << / | || | / > <----Cee Jay \ |__|| |__ (_____>'---' Who's next? -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:81cie2$941 > > > > This thread contains homosexual overtones, not tolerated on > > this newsgroup. > > > > Disintegration is imminent. > > > > JRO > > Orh .. JRO - you're just jealous cuz' it's not you up there, having fun. *g* >:> I tried to warn you......... "Look at that, Zrthlx!" .----------. / __ ( BE GENTLE ) \__/ \__/ .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' (__) /) (__) (( __ .-., *|:. .//() \// .//()\\ \ \\ |// / ' __\\__/\/__//\__/\\ "YIKES!" ____________ || |/ /___________ |||| \)||\\(/ || | / |||| |||| || |_ (_)(_) (_)(_) ''---' "The Planetary Excusion Guide does not recommend to us the proper response to this situation." / __ \__/ \__/ .-"""---'''.' \`. (oo) (oo) (( __ .-., *|:. .//~~\\ (\//~~\\ \ \\ |// / ' __\\__//___\/\__//"You are incorrect, __ || |/ /___________ |||| |||| Mxtvw. It certainly || | / |||| |||| DOES indicate the || |_ (_)(_) (_)(_) correct avenue ''---' of action..." \ (( )) - ( / _ \__/ \__/ _ ZZZZZAAAAPPPP!!! `-. : ! .-' (__) (__) [=]=(- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- .//()\\ .//()\\/)\ .-' / \\ |// / \ `-. __\\__//____\\__/\/ _____________________ || |/ /___________ |||| |||| || | / |||| |||| || |_ (_)(_) (_)(_) ''---' "You are positive that was the proper "Certainly! See? The Terro- response, Zrthlx?" Sub-Creature is no longer \ in distress." \ / \__/ \__/ ) )( (oo) (oo) /) ( ) ( ( .//~~\\.//~~\\// )) ( ) ________\\__//_\\__/\/________________ ( ( ) ))_____________ ||\\ //\\ ( )) () ) ||// // // ( ) ( ) (_)_) (_)(_) JRO
On Sun, 21 Nov 1999 13:33:04 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text: >Inspired by the recent penises i created this : >I did'nt come up with the story .. and was asciified from the original imageversion. >"The dicks lifestory" > ,-,-. > ,' `. > / \ And every time I get excited.. > (((___________) I THROW UP!! > \ \ |(.) (.)| )) > \ \| (_) | ,',' > \ \ ,-. |,',' > \ ',' > | | > | | > | | > | | > ,'` ` `. > / ` ` ` ` `\ > |``` ` ``` | > `._`,'.`_,' > >THE END >The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. LOL!! You dirtbag, is that all you can think of? :-))) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Is FIDO a (net)working breed?
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote in message news:+0o4...@4ax.com... > On Sun, 21 Nov 1999 13:33:04 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" > <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text: > > >Inspired by the recent penises i created this : > >I did'nt come up with the story .. and was asciified from the original imageversion. > >"The dicks lifestory" > > ,-,-. > > ,' `. > > / \ And every time I get excited.. > > (((___________) I THROW UP!! > > \ \ |(.) (.)| )) > > \ \| (_) | ,',' > > \ \ ,-. |,',' > > \ ',' > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > ,'` ` `. > > / ` ` ` ` `\ > > |``` ` ``` | > > `._`,'.`_,' > > > >THE END > >The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > > LOL!! You dirtbag, is that all you can think of? :-))) Okay .. "Modelled over Krogg's penis" .. better ? ;) *GG* or maybe.. "while paying close attention to Krogg's penis" *GG*
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > STOP playing with my penis....NO..NO..wait..go ahead,it feels good...Now, > bend over............. No .. never - Not ME! That sounds like a job for .... Jay C! " .----------. __ ( BE GENTLE ) .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' (( __ .-., *|: \\ |// / ' || |/ / || | / || |_ ''---' " Krogg - is mad Jay C - asumes the position Krogg - get idea Jay C - Get all he can handle Krogg - is happy Jay C - want money Krogg - pick up club .. etc ..
Hey I'm always game Is kroggs club a bit like his dick but with a bigger
head and fatter?
See I aint used to clubs unless I'm being picked up in them for cheap,
_.-'< <'-._
.-' _ > remove YOUR BRA to email > '-.
.-' _.-' '-._ '-.
/ .-' '-. \
/.-' '-.\
// .---. ..... ____ \\
// _____| |/____ `. _.-' `. \\
|| . . \ .' _.-'', : ||
|| '_____ _____'\ \ . .' (__) ||
|| .''. | | \ / / | | .''. ||
\\ /| | \ \\ /`' /__ ___| | | |\ //
|| | .---._ \ \\/"- | )( ) | | ||
|| | / ----./ /| |_ (__) | ' __ | ||
|| | | / \__. Y ) . | \__.-' ) | ||
\| | `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'/ /\ _.-' | |/
\| | .'\.----.\ \ `"""' | |/
'..' \ / '..'
\.--""""--./
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > > > The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > > > STOP playing with my penis....NO..NO..wait..go ahead,it feels good...Now, > > bend over............. > > No .. never - Not ME! > > That sounds like a job for .... Jay C! > > " > .----------. > __ ( BE GENTLE ) > .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' > (( __ .-., *|: > \\ |// / ' > || |/ / > || | / > || |_ > ''---' > > " > > Krogg - is mad > Jay C - asumes the position > Krogg - get idea > Jay C - Get all he can handle > Krogg - is happy > Jay C - want money > Krogg - pick up club > .. etc .. ///|| //// - ////@,_> ////_ \ Stop squeezing so hard.... |( )] Or ill beat you like i || || did CeeJay. |< >| ##\ ||_________ ____ (<<<(_)__________)''( _\`. | #--( __ ./ / *|: | / \\ |// /(_/ ' L ) || |/ / / | || | / <---Jay C \ |__ || |__ (_____> ''---' -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:81bjvs$135$3...@news.inet.tele.dk... > > Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:383...@gtcom.net... > > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > > > The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > > > STOP playing with my penis....NO..NO..wait..go ahead,it feels good...Now, > > bend over............. > > No .. never - Not ME! > > That sounds like a job for .... Jay C! > > " > .----------. > __ ( BE GENTLE ) > .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' > (( __ .-., *|: > \\ |// / ' > || |/ / > || | / > || |_ > ''---' > > " > > > Krogg - is mad > Jay C - asumes the position > Krogg - get idea > Jay C - Get all he can handle > Krogg - is happy > Jay C - want money > Krogg - pick up club > .. etc .. > This thread contains homosexual overtones, not tolerated on this newsgroup. Disintegration is imminent. JRO
> > > > The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind. > > > > > STOP playing with my penis....NO..NO..wait..go ahead,it feels good...Now, > > > bend over............. > > > > No .. never - Not ME! > > > > That sounds like a job for .... Jay C! > > > > " > > .----------. > > __ ( BE GENTLE ) > > .-"""---'''.' \`. /.'---------' > > (( __ .-., *|: > > \\ |// / ' > > || |/ / > > || | / > > || |_ > > ''---' > > > > " > > > > Krogg - is mad > > Jay C - asumes the position > > Krogg - get idea > > Jay C - Get all he can handle > > Krogg - is happy > > Jay C - want money > > Krogg - pick up club > > .. etc .. > > > ///|| > //// - > ////@,_> > ////_ \ Stop squeezing so hard.... > |( )] Or ill beat you like i > || || did CeeJay. > |< >| > ##\ ||_________ ____ > (<<<(_)__________)''( _\`. > | #--( __ ./ / *|: > | / \\ |// /(_/ ' > L ) || |/ / > / | || | / <---Jay C > \ |__ || |__ > (_____> ''---' > *ROFLMAO* Yes yes yes .. I love it! *lol* Eventhough i expected this , it's still fun to watch. I like the way Krogg , the barbaric caveman , stays "in character" (3 way meaning .. acting out his basic nature - in ascii - and in Jay C) and I admire Jay C for being the good sport and allow himself to be the "butt" (2 way meaning) of the joke! Splendid! - CeeJay
I love this I'm subject to gay rape, and I get killed, well damn.
_.-'< <'-._
.-' _ > remove YOUR BRA to email > '-.
.-' _.-' '-._ '-.
/ .-' '-. \
/.-' '-.\
// .---. ..... ____ \\
// _____| |/____ `. _.-' `. \\
|| . . \ .' _.-'', : ||
|| '_____ _____'\ \ . .' (__) ||
|| .''. | | \ / / | | .''. ||
\\ /| | \ \\ /`' /__ ___| | | |\ //
|| | .---._ \ \\/"- | )( ) | | ||
|| | / ----./ /| |_ (__) | ' __ | ||
|| | | / \__. Y ) . | \__.-' ) | ||
\| | `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'/ /\ _.-' | |/
\| | .'\.----.\ \ `"""' | |/
'..' \ / '..'
\.--""""--./
Jay C the presbyter moaned
> I love this I'm subject to gay rape, and I get killed, well damn.
Gee .. some guys get all the luck.
Just ain't fair!
> I know you do,and i got pictures to prove it. > > > ///|| > //// O > ////@,_> > ////_ \ AHHH,You dont squeeze as hard > |( )] as Jay c,I might not have to > || || beat you as much as last time. > |< >| .-----------------. > ##\ ||_________ << ( Give it to me!!! ) > (<<<(_)__________)'.>>>>> /.'-----------------' > | #( ,-. << *|<< > | / \\ |// /(,>>' > O o O o (GOD,This feels so good) > L ) || |/ / << > / | || | / > <----Cee Jay > \ |__|| |__ > (_____>'---' ROFLMAO ! :D > Who's next? Do a martian - Do a martian !!! :D
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > Do a martian - Do a martian !!! :D All i could catch was a telly tubby thingie.It only took a few wacks on the head to get it to submit.IT didnt have a hole so i made my own. ,-. | | ||\\\ | | OO \\\\ Hmmm, a little dry inside | | <_,@\\\\ but at least it soft and fuzzy. | | \ _\\\\ (I love custard) B d [/ )| o P| `. / / | o `'`._/ > | o,-. ___/ ____/#### |>-=(o,(-.////)_# ) ` //"---\\ # | || | |\\ \ | (" l (__)( J | | | \ | | _| / |___|<_____) -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
does your sig really need to be this big? On Tue, 23 Nov 1999 11:52:45 +0000, Jay C the presbyter <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote: >:>>I love this I'm subject to gay rape, and I get killed, well damn. >:>> >:>> >:>> _.-'< <'-._ >:>> .-' _ > remove YOUR BRA to email > '-. >:>> .-' _.-' '-._ '-. >:>> / .-' '-. \ >:>> /.-' '-.\ >:>> // .---. ..... ____ \\ >:>> // _____| |/____ `. _.-' `. \\ >:>>|| . . \ .' _.-'', : || >:>>|| '_____ _____'\ \ . .' (__) || >:>>|| .''. | | \ / / | | .''. || >:>> \\ /| | \ \\ /`' /__ ___| | | |\ // >:>> || | .---._ \ \\/"- | )( ) | | || >:>> || | / ----./ /| |_ (__) | ' __ | || >:>> || | | / \__. Y ) . | \__.-' ) | || >:>> \| | `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'/ /\ _.-' | |/ >:>> \| | .'\.----.\ \ `"""' | |/ >:>> '..' \ / '..' >:>> \.--""""--./ >:>>
.----- On Sun, 21 Nov 1999 20:52:04 +0000, Jay C the presbyter posted: |ROTFL | '------------------------------ It's customary to include the message that you are replying to in your reply, so people can tell what you are replying to... Kind Regards, -Martin |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
Daniel Boyle <coa...@shef.ac.uk> wrote in message news:383...@news.shef.ac.uk... > > > does your sig really need to be this big? It must, since he keeps using it. JRO
> > does your sig really need to be this big? > > > It must, since he keeps using it. I get kinda annoyed too ... Mostly because I miss his sigs with naked women in them .. More nudity Jay C !!
.----- On Thu, 25 Nov 1999 14:39:11 GMT, Daniel Boyle posted:
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|On Tue, 23 Nov 1999 11:52:45 +0000, Jay C the presbyter
|<Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote:
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|>:>>I love this I'm subject to gay rape, and I get killed, well damn.
|>:>>
|>:>>
|>:>> _.-'< <'-._
|>:>> .-' _ > remove YOUR BRA to email > '-.
|>:>> .-' _.-' '-._ '-.
|>:>> / .-' '-. \
|>:>> /.-' '-.\
|>:>> // .---. ..... ____ \\
|>:>> // _____| |/____ `. _.-' `. \\
|>:>>|| . . \ .' _.-'', : ||
|>:>>|| '_____ _____'\ \ . .' (__) ||
|>:>>|| .''. | | \ / / | | .''. ||
|>:>> \\ /| | \ \\ /`' /__ ___| | | |\ //
|>:>> || | .---._ \ \\/"- | )( ) | | ||
|>:>> || | / ----./ /| |_ (__) | ' __ | ||
|>:>> || | | / \__. Y ) . | \__.-' ) | ||
|>:>> \| | `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'/ /\ _.-' | |/
|>:>> \| | .'\.----.\ \ `"""' | |/
|>:>> '..' \ / '..'
|>:>> \.--""""--./
|>:>>
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|does your sig really need to be this big?
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'------------------------------
Do you really need to post upside down? (post rehashed into a more
usenet-friendly manner)
I refer you to question 11 of the alt.ascii-art FAQ...
11. What should I know about signature files?
----------------------------------------------
A signature file (or `sig' for short; not to be confused with the
initials added to an ASCII picture) is a small, personalized text
file which an e-mail or news program adds to the end of every
message a person sends -- the equivalent of a letterhead for
dead-tree (paper) mail.
<Snip!>
The biggest problem that this causes is the number of lines that
the signature file takes up. This is a topic which, despite its
lack of importance in relation to global warming, violence in
society, and so on, can be the subject of heated arguments. To be
brief, (almost) no-one will complain if your signature file is four
lines long or fewer -- and it is quite possible to draw good ASCII
pictures which are that small.
<Snip!>
Some e-mail programs don't allow you to have a signature file which
is longer than four lines, while others just complain. Five or six
lines is usually acceptable, but any longer, and you're starting to
take the risk that your signature will be longer than some of your
e-mail messages; this wouldn't really make sense on paper, so it
isn't really acceptable in cyberspace either.
*** ATTENTION DRAWING STARRY THING ***
The exception is in
messages posted to news:alt.ascii-art itself -- we're used to seeing
long sigs, so we won't complain.
*** ATTENTION DRAWING STARRY THING ***
You can see the whole FAQ in the ASCIIArt Documents Archive:
http://website.lineone.net/~martin.atkins/ada/
Kind Regards,
-Martin
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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:81m37r$475$4...@news.inet.tele.dk... > > > does your sig really need to be this big? > > > > > > It must, since he keeps using it. > > I get kinda annoyed too ... > > Mostly because I miss his sigs with naked women in them .. > > More nudity Jay C !! > JayCee and CeeJay.... You fuckers are confusing me. You're worse than the three Laura's. Why don't you change to Christian and Jay, so I can fucking tell you apart? Either that, or put up with being "mixed" alla time.... _ __ _ "HELP! DON'T BLEND US AGAIN!" "AIIEEE!.-" (__) "-. / WE'LL BE|`-..__..-'| GOOD!" |,,, ... | \ |oo )( oo | \ O/ \O/ / |\\ // \\| __|(/(/|_|\|__ |/ `.| |||.' \| |\ `-..-' /| | \__________/ | |______________| |\[] [] [] []/| | \__________/ | |______________| jro Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net
> > More nudity Jay C !! > > > > JayCee and CeeJay.... It's Jay C .. not JayCee > You fuckers are confusing me. You're worse than > the three Laura's. Why don't you change to Christian and Jay, so I can > fucking tell you apart? I am not confused .. I find it quite easy to distinquis between the two of us. Why don't you change to Jonathon , so people could easier tell if JRO was a man or a woman And besides when you look at the name from the header it's very easy.. "Jay C the presbyter" and "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" look completely different > Either that, or put up with being "mixed" alla time.... I'll choose this option. The only mixup i ever encountered is that I sometimes think people are talking to me when they address themselves to CJ .. and they actually mean CJRandall (cjr) And I can live with that > _ __ _ "HELP! DON'T BLEND US AGAIN!" > "AIIEEE!.-" (__) "-. / > WE'LL BE|`-..__..-'| > GOOD!" |,,, ... | > \ |oo )( oo | > \ O/ \O/ / > |\\ // \\| > __|(/(/|_|\|__ > |/ `.| |||.' \| > |\ `-..-' /| > | \__________/ | > |______________| > |\[] [] [] []/| > | \__________/ | > |______________| jro Good one :D ! How about a asciimation of a martian turning it on and we get blended to a pulp with small bits of meat flying everywere hitting walls and other objects ? Sincerly me.
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen writes >> >> JayCee and CeeJay.... > >It's Jay C .. not JayCee > >> You fuckers are confusing me. You're worse than >> the three Laura's. Why don't you change to Christian and Jay, so I can >> fucking tell you apart? > [snip] > >The only mixup i ever encountered is that I sometimes think people are talking >to me when they >address themselves to CJ .. and they actually mean CJRandall (cjr) > [][ hi ... yeah ... ok ... 'bout time i answer'd this one ... once upon a time ... not that long ago ... there were two 'Colin's ... the most famous and infamous -cfbd- and myself ... a newbie and to differentiate between us, people would refer to me as CJ and to Colin as 'Colin' ... as is quite right too ... since i would sign my scibblings as 'cjr' and set reply-to as 'CJRandall' it was natural for ppl to refer to me that way those that have dwelled in this place for some time know already the difference between me as 'CJ' (shieldwolf) and yourself as 'CJ' (CeeJay) by the context of the thread/reply i could've bleated like hell when you 'muscled in' declaring yourself as 'I am CJ' ... but what the hell ... i'm a peaceable kind of guy most of the time ... besides ... i think that 'Christian' is a much better name than 'CeeJay', altho in these modern 'gay' times 'Christian' may be frowned upon by your contemporaries ... whatever ... i dunno enuf of my ramblings ... obasc: [1445hrs] [12June2211BC] ___\____ [Andromeda] 0)__/... \_ 00)__) .___) ___ _0__)\_/ OOO/`':. 0)_^'-._ __..-'`: \ | / :: \ o`: 0)_\ \~_..-': \ \ : \|/ :: | \ \ / : | | : : :: / _./>- (__ ))): /_/____.))_____//.-'` 7 7~~'""" 7 7 L_L / / 0) ^'-.__ |_| 0)__.-' 0) ^'-.__ 0)__.-' cjr 26nov99 twiddle this ... the perspective doesn't quite look right on the wings [oh .. BTW] Pru' ... you're coming thru' loud and clear ... thanx [][ see yuz [][ colin -- . /\_/\ ( () |_ | |\| _/ |? .\ |\| |) .\ |_ |_ :( a a( CJRandall http://www.shieldwolf.demon.co.uk ' \___") <<sPAMiSanUISANCE--=oOo=--tROLLSaREwORSE>>
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:81s498$lhm$2...@news.inet.tele.dk... > > > _ __ _ "HELP! DON'T BLEND US AGAIN!" > > "AIIEEE!.-" (__) "-. / > > WE'LL BE|`-..__..-'| > > GOOD!" |,,, ... | > > \ |oo )( oo | > > \ O/ \O/ / > > |\\ // \\| > > __|(/(/|_|\|__ > > |/ `.| |||.' \| > > |\ `-..-' /| > > | \__________/ | > > |______________| > > |\[] [] [] []/| > > | \__________/ | > > |______________| jro > > Good one :D ! > > How about a asciimation of a martian turning it on and we get blended to a pulp with small bits > of meat flying everywere hitting walls and other objects ? > > Sincerly > me. A gruesome suggestion, indeed. JRO
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:81s498$lhm$2...@news.inet.tele.dk... > > > More nudity Jay C !! > > > > > > > JayCee and CeeJay.... > > It's Jay C .. not JayCee > > > You fuckers are confusing me. You're worse than > > the three Laura's. Why don't you change to Christian and Jay, so I can > > fucking tell you apart? > > I am not confused .. I find it quite easy to distinquis between the two of us. > > Why don't you change to Jonathon , so people could easier tell if JRO was a man or a woman > > And besides when you look at the name from the header it's very easy.. > "Jay C the presbyter" and "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" look completely different > > > Either that, or put up with being "mixed" alla time.... > > I'll choose this option. > > The only mixup i ever encountered is that I sometimes think people are talking to me when they > address themselves to CJ .. and they actually mean CJRandall (cjr) > > And I can live with that > > > _ __ _ "HELP! DON'T BLEND US AGAIN!" > > "AIIEEE!.-" (__) "-. / > > WE'LL BE|`-..__..-'| > > GOOD!" |,,, ... | > > \ |oo )( oo | > > \ O/ \O/ / > > |\\ // \\| > > __|(/(/|_|\|__ > > |/ `.| |||.' \| > > |\ `-..-' /| > > | \__________/ | > > |______________| > > |\[] [] [] []/| > > | \__________/ | > > |______________| jro > > Good one :D ! > > How about a asciimation of a martian turning it on and we get blended to a pulp with small bits > of meat flying everywere hitting walls and other objects ? > > Sincerly > me. > Jonathon, by association, JayC urges me to get undressed, the other, Im already in a state of undress ;) stirred, not blended Prudence
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:81s498$lhm$2...@news.inet.tele.dk... > > > More nudity Jay C !! > > > > > > > JayCee and CeeJay.... > > It's Jay C .. not JayCee > > > You fuckers are confusing me. You're worse than > > the three Laura's. Why don't you change to Christian and Jay, so I can > > fucking tell you apart? > > I am not confused .. I find it quite easy to distinquis between the two of us. > > Why don't you change to Jonathon , so people could easier tell if JRO was a man or a woman > > And besides when you look at the name from the header it's very easy.. > "Jay C the presbyter" and "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" look completely different > > > Either that, or put up with being "mixed" alla time.... > > I'll choose this option. > > The only mixup i ever encountered is that I sometimes think people are talking to me when they > address themselves to CJ .. and they actually mean CJRandall (cjr) > > And I can live with that > > > _ __ _ "HELP! DON'T BLEND US AGAIN!" > > "AIIEEE!.-" (__) "-. / > > WE'LL BE|`-..__..-'| > > GOOD!" |,,, ... | > > \ |oo )( oo | > > \ O/ \O/ / > > |\\ // \\| > > __|(/(/|_|\|__ > > |/ `.| |||.' \| > > |\ `-..-' /| > > | \__________/ | > > |______________| > > |\[] [] [] []/| > > | \__________/ | > > |______________| jro > > Good one :D ! > > How about a asciimation of a martian turning it on and we get blended to a pulp with small bits > of meat flying everywere hitting walls and other objects ? > > Sincerly > me. > Jonathon, by association, JayC urges me to get undressed, the other, Im already in a state of undress ;) stirred, not blended Prudence
CJRandall <col...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk> wrote in message news:sMO...@shieldwolf.demon.co.uk... > > [1445hrs] > [12June2211BC] ___\____ > [Andromeda] 0)__/... \_ > 00)__) .___) > ___ _0__)\_/ OOO/`':. > 0)_^'-._ __..-'`: \ | / :: \ o`: > 0)_\ \~_..-': \ \ : \|/ :: | \ > \ / : | | : : :: / _./>- > (__ ))): /_/____.))_____//.-'` > 7 7~~'""" 7 7 > L_L / / > 0) ^'-.__ |_| > 0)__.-' 0) ^'-.__ > 0)__.-' > cjr > 26nov99 > A rocket-powered mackerel! How fast does this thing go? Can you get one from the Sharper Image catalogue? Fantastique. JRO
Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote in message news:81str7$r11$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > > > Jonathon, by association, JayC urges me to get undressed, the other, Im > already in a state of undress ;) > > stirred, not blended > Prudence > Am I missing something here? Is this in posts, or e-type mail? How come I was left out of this here electronik orgy? JRO
JRO wrote: > > CJRandall wrote: > > > > [1445hrs] > > [12June2211BC] ___\____ > > [Andromeda] 0)__/... \_ > > 00)__) .___) > > ___ _0__)\_/ OOO/`':. > > 0)_^'-._ __..-'`: \ | / :: \ o`: > > 0)_\ \~_..-': \ \ : \|/ :: | \ > > \ / : | | : : :: / _./>- > > (__ ))): /_/____.))_____//.-'` > > 7 7~~'""" 7 7 > > L_L / / > > 0) ^'-.__ |_| > > 0)__.-' 0) ^'-.__ > > 0)__.-' > > cjr > > 26nov99 > > > > A rocket-powered mackerel! How fast does this thing go? > Can you get one from the Sharper Image catalogue? > > Fantastique. > > JRO Better yet,WHAT kind of bait do you use for them critters. . . . o o O O || || _______||___________________ ---------- --------------- _,-'") ]]]](o) ,,,----'''''""" ---------------- ,-'____/ ,\\\ -------- -------------- ----------- ,' \ /\|||||||""" ------------- --------------- (___\/\ \ /__ /)---- ---- ----- \\\====(( --- ---- ---- \)----- ---- ---- Krogg Diesel powered shrimp? -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:384...@gtcom.net... > JRO wrote: > > > > CJRandall wrote: > > > > > > [1445hrs] > > > [12June2211BC] ___\____ > > > [Andromeda] 0)__/... \_ > > > 00)__) .___) > > > ___ _0__)\_/ OOO/`':. > > > 0)_^'-._ __..-'`: \ | / :: \ o`: > > > 0)_\ \~_..-': \ \ : \|/ :: | \ > > > \ / : | | : : :: / _./>- > > > (__ ))): /_/____.))_____//.-'` > > > 7 7~~'""" 7 7 > > > L_L / / > > > 0) ^'-.__ |_| > > > 0)__.-' 0) ^'-.__ > > > 0)__.-' > > > cjr > > > 26nov99 > > > > > > > A rocket-powered mackerel! How fast does this thing go? > > Can you get one from the Sharper Image catalogue? > > > > Fantastique. > > > > JRO > > Better yet,WHAT kind of bait do you use for them critters. > > > . . . > o o > O O > || > || > _______||___________________ ---------- --------------- > _,-'") ]]]](o) ,,,----'''''""" ---------------- > ,-'____/ ,\\\ -------- -------------- ----------- > ,' \ /\|||||||""" ------------- --------------- > (___\/\ > \ /__ /)---- ---- ----- > \\\====(( --- ---- ---- > \)----- ---- ---- Krogg > > > Diesel powered shrimp? > A practikal suggestion... But what kinda e-quipment do it take to hook one? JRO
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