The dicks lifestory
From Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com>
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· 21 Nov 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Inspired by the recent penises i created this :
I did'nt come up with the story .. and was asciified from the original imageversion.
"The dicks lifestory"
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THE END
The above penis (though original) was created with Krogg's penis in mind.
- CeeJay
--
When I was young we did'nt ,---.
_,-=-._ ,-- have websites like this. | |
,' _____ `. .---------------------------. | |
'=(-o=o-)=' ( ~ CeeJay Central ~ ) \,(O)./
\(_)/ ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ ) (-o-o-)
)"( '---------------------------' \(_)/
""" When I was young we did'nt --' )"(
even have electricity! """
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