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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 26 Nov 1999.
Re: The dicks lifestory

Re: The dicks lifestory

.----- On Thu, 25 Nov 1999 14:39:11 GMT, Daniel Boyle posted:
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|On Tue, 23 Nov 1999 11:52:45 +0000, Jay C the presbyter
|<Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote:
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|>:>>I love this I'm subject to gay rape, and I get killed, well damn.
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|>:>>        .-'   _ >    remove YOUR BRA to email    >   '-.  
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|does your sig really need to be this big?
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'------------------------------

Do you really need to post upside down? (post rehashed into a more
usenet-friendly manner)

I refer you to question 11 of the alt.ascii-art FAQ...

11.  What should I know about signature files?
----------------------------------------------

    A signature file (or `sig' for short; not to be confused with the
    initials added to an ASCII picture) is a small, personalized text
    file which an e-mail or news program adds to the end of every
    message a person sends -- the equivalent of a letterhead for
    dead-tree (paper) mail.
<Snip!>
    The biggest problem that this causes is the number of lines that
    the signature file takes up. This is a topic which, despite its
    lack of importance in relation to global warming, violence in
    society, and so on, can be the subject of heated arguments. To be
    brief, (almost) no-one will complain if your signature file is four
    lines long or fewer -- and it is quite possible to draw good ASCII
    pictures which are that small.
<Snip!>
    Some e-mail programs don't allow you to have a signature file which
    is longer than four lines, while others just complain. Five or six
    lines is usually acceptable, but  any longer, and you're starting to
    take the risk that your signature will be longer than some of your
    e-mail messages; this wouldn't really make sense on paper, so it
    isn't really acceptable in cyberspace either.

*** ATTENTION DRAWING STARRY THING ***
    The exception is in
    messages posted to news:alt.ascii-art itself -- we're used to seeing
    long sigs, so we won't complain.
*** ATTENTION DRAWING STARRY THING ***

You can see the whole FAQ in the ASCIIArt Documents Archive:
http://website.lineone.net/~martin.atkins/ada/

Kind Regards,
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

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From: zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)
Subject: Re: The dicks lifestory
Date: 1999/11/26
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