Re: meet the CLAMS

              MEMORIAL to DUKE

Duke he was a Good Dog
he never stole or lied
simple were his wants and needs
why he even slept outside

He was the Judge's buddy
that was his great mistake
that and being friendly
when he met up with a snake

Brave Killer Clam came to him
a Creepin in the Night
Holy Hubbard's honor was at stake
the Org said This is Right

They needed the goods 
on a dirty Wog
the right to yell Unfair Judgement!
cause you think we killed your dog!

Here Boy. Good Boy! TBone?
said Ron's Robotic Fool
and rewarded good old Friendly Duke
with a drowning in the Pool

The one who did it knows that 
He is a stinking Rat 
He knows Duke waits in Doggie Heaven
Where Clams show up as Cats

If there's a Doggie Heaven
I hope Ron's there with a scoop
and all the Good Dog Angels
Make Ronald eat their Poop

So here's a toast to Good Old Duke
how he lived and how he died
because a bunch of Yuppie creeps
listened when Ronny Lied

And another toast to Scientology
raise glass up to your lip
may any Clam who planned this
go down with Ronny's Ship

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