Re: meet the CLAMS
From Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 28 Apr 1997 00:00 · View full thread
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>> Admiral Damien reviews his navy: >> >> handle that Ward creep .---. .---. >> .----- / or it's rice&beans! / [O / 6 >> < \\ "(*) \ {Ho \ .::__ >> `-----' .- `----' `---' \ >> _\| > >MicroClams(clamspores): <@(*)> <@_= TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert... quick, how much money have you got in your wallet? $7500---but why?? / \ <K' 'Z> ..............\................................................ \ now just think of a course that costs that much, and within 15 minutes the registrar will find us. (this joke originally by Richmann). how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb? / <=@> "^> / none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the selfdetermination to change itself. OR.... twelve: one to change the bulb itself, and eleven more to process the routing forms. why do clams never have coz they chucked the little doggie all 4 players at monopoly? in the pool! / \ <3' <(*)@> Clamz meets snaylz I may move slowly by applying the teknology but I get to see the world of LRon Hubbub I have \ / learned to be _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/ '==> stuck on a rock and go nowhere LRon Hubbub public relations teknology (1) (2) (3) .-~~-. .-~~-. .-~~-. ; < ..@ .- < ..@ . < ..@ .- '-..-| '-..-| : '-..-| |____ |____ |__ _ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~-~~ [ clam, BLAM, thank you mam! ] -- n * ."""@__ so if ever you cross the cult of clambots '..........' ...o be sure your dog has waterwings : .'""""' and should they come creeping round your garden : : a rotweiler is just the thing : :""""""": : (duk) (e ) they're---drowning my doggie in the poo-l :_'. :_'. those clams with the slimy white trail (_) (_) he's under the waves all but his tai-l i do hope that doggie can swim...
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,d38ba8b5a796f790 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 10bfc7,d38ba8b5a796f790 X-Google-Attributes: gid10bfc7,public X-Google-Thread: fdde9,d38ba8b5a796f790 X-Google-Attributes: gidfdde9,public From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Subject: Re: meet the CLAMS Date: 1997/04/28 Message-ID: <xwu...@xemu.demon.co.uk>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 238042314 Distribution: world X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk References: <0N8...@xemu.demon.co.uk> <o7x...@xemu.demon.co.uk> <efX...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.religion.scientology.xenu,alt.ascii-art
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