Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

Peter Punk wrote:

> >You know, in Russian, there are even two such words.. ;)
> >One, whIsky, means just            |==|  by the way,
> >the same as in English            `|__|) a tost: for the
> >Other, whiskY, means temples v      \`(  International
> >- not architectural, but     >;-))   \ \ language we are
> >parts of head..              ^        \_ talking here.. ;)
> Okay, next time i'm at a party i'll drink parts of my head...

They are different by stress.. ;)

The first whisky has "I" stressed and thw second one - "Y"

> How macabre can you get? :-))

Macabre? Could you use other words to make it clear for me?
How deep, maybe?

> >Tell me the way to the next whisky-bar.. (c) ..;)
> Ah, i see Tom Waits (or was it Tom Watts?) has made
> his way to Russia too!

Waits, and he made it very long time ago.. ;)


> Your sig is way too wide (88 chars, what were you
> thinking?), so i took the liberty to edit it a bit
> so that it fits on most (yet not all) screens.
> I couldn't cut your sig down to 74 chars without
> doing _real_ damage so it's still 76 chars wide.
> Remember, 74 chars is the limit for any ASCII-art
> or it will wrap.


Yes, right. I know it, but sometimes just forgetting.. Thanx!
I just rebuild it:


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;) Another one IBM: I'm Busi, Man!.. ;)

                                         
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