Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

On Fri, 23 Jun 2000 08:52:01 +0500, Alex Dethler <ale...@netscape.net>
provoked the following text:

>> >You know, in Russian, there are even two such words.. ;)
>> >One, whIsky, means just            |==|  by the way,
>> >the same as in English            `|__|) a tost: for the
>> >Other, whiskY, means temples v      \`(  International
>> >- not architectural, but     >;-))   \ \ language we are
>> >parts of head..              ^        \_ talking here.. ;)
>> Okay, next time i'm at a party i'll drink parts of my head...
>They are different by stress.. ;)

Hmmm... I find drinking my head very relaxing.... :-)
(same goes for giving head :-))

>> How macabre can you get? :-))
>Macabre? Could you use other words to make it clear for me?
>How deep, maybe?

Macabre is a higher level of "creepy" or "scary".

>> >Tell me the way to the next whisky-bar.. (c) ..;)
>> Ah, i see Tom Waits (or was it Tom Watts?) has made
>> his way to Russia too!
>Waits, and he made it very long time ago.. ;)

Thanks, i keep confusing the two. No matter how often i get corrected :-))

>> Your sig is way too wide (88 chars, what were you
>> thinking?), so i took the liberty to edit it a bit
>> so that it fits on most (yet not all) screens.
>> I couldn't cut your sig down to 74 chars without
>> doing _real_ damage so it's still 76 chars wide.
>> Remember, 74 chars is the limit for any ASCII-art
>> or it will wrap.
>Yes, right. I know it, but sometimes just forgetting.. Thanx!
>I just rebuild it:

Okay, looks good now and won't wrap.

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>;) Another one IBM: I'm Busi, Man!.. ;)

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