Re: Double negatives

Kawhualla!

    I admit to not reading the entirety of your original post -- I mistook you for
one of the kibitzers on my cartoon thread.  I caught your repost to my repost, went
back and read the whole post, and have now decided that you might... actually have
the status of heckler, instead.

     It is good of you to acknowledge that my original caption was correct, and can
be referenced as such, even though that was not the purpose of your original post.

    Anyway.... you are absolutely correct about no, no, please don't go -- it IS
tech-kerrect, or almost.  Actually, to be really and truly acceptable, it should
say, "No, no, baby please doan go."

    Point being, your correction is correct, and my extemporaneous post was
in error.  Then again, I don't make any other kind.

    Otherwise:

          If you need help spelling long words, I'll be glad to give you a hand.
          Thanks for the gold star, but really - "big words" aren't anything for
          me to handle. If you are impressed, I guess you could use some help with
          them; that's okay, I've helped many good folks in the past....

   Your IQ is 129? <----- This must be some kind of a joke, right? Since value such
          ridiculous, unqualified evaluations of intellect enough to post your own
          score, I'd think you'd at least know that it isn't so hot. I'm glad you didn't
          ask fer mine; I wouldn't want to humiliate the peasants. Sorry.  Am I getting
          smart with you?  Sorry, I reckon you wouldn't notice, anyway....

          I notice you deny having cybersyphilis; denial is one of the first indications.
          You say your not brainwashed; that's good.  You fail to deny being a dumbfuck;
          I'm going to leave that one alone....

    It's pretty interesting that you don't remember my cartoon, but you do remember the
argument began by the rabid reposters, enough to belatedly join in.  It's probably best
for you if you let it die.  I'm not really an are-teest, you know.  I don't have a beanie,
a smock, or the right kind of mustache. I do draw cartoons, but I don't claim they're "art".
I post askee ones, because I have time on my hands to do so, for reasons you'll probably
never be lucky or smart enough to have.

    I'm glad to hear you've got enough ability to get a job. At least it keeps you off the
dole.  Now, why don't you go back to work, instead of wasting time starting off-topic
arguments on the stupid usenet, before you get your ass fired - or were you just practicing
for after you are? Or are you, indeed, the kind of impotent fellow who merely enjoys caustic submersion?

    Absolution may be attained by submitting one(1) human sacrifice. Remit or I'll turn
you over to Krogg.

                                      JRO

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