Re: Double negatives

How did you git a job, without keepin' any refernce books?

try:

Burchfield (aka Fowler III, 1997; see "care"), who
acknowledges the meaning of "could care less".  Then try the MWDEU.
Then pick up a damn thesaurus, a good dixshunary, ah ol' gramatical
er two....... Shit, I reckon I oughtter send you ignernt peons some
damn bmp scans of a book er two, as it are obvious you brainwashed,
cybersyphilitc, double-digit IQ dumbfucks ought to git off of your
fat, twinkie-eatin' asses, and loose some weight and look up from
the glowing blue screen, because you couldn't find a ref'ernce
with both hands.

I actual do really 'preciate you startin' this shit on your own thread.
That were real nice of you. Fer that, I do thank yah.

.... Wow, you folks should see this here red-headed woodpecker outside
my winder....

Now, what you an' all them rabid reposters ought to do, is listen to
your betters -- well, better, anyway.  Git yourse'f some proper learnin',
look the shit up, an' leave me alone, anyways,  I kin caption cartoons
how I likes, in the first damb place.  Affer you have got that idear
inter your head, you mite try lookin' a thang er two up, and use your
own brain fer a change.  Then, I suggest - most strongly - that you
quit wastin' your life fussin' on things like a damn cartoon thread on
usenet, git drunked up, haff a fite er two, and git laid.  Try life fer
a change --- you mite even like it.

                            JRO

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