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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 7 Aug 2006.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2006 Aug 1: #2595 DEAR EUROPE

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2006 Aug 1: #2595 DEAR EUROPE

In article <44d3d037$0$84019$edf...@dtext01.news.tele.dk>, Christian 'CeeJay' 
Jensen wrote:
> Kilts leave your privates dangling freely with nothing to cover them except
> what is basically a skirt for men made from a tough fabric.
> 
> You don't find that gay but you do find mens capri's that are basically normal
> pants just a little shorter, gay ?
> 
> Your logic fails me.
>
       You miss the manliness inherent in exposing your privates to the outside 
air because you've not met the dreaded West Highland Midge. It's a ferocious 
biting creature, actually one of six distinct species of midge found in 
Scotland. Hardened Amazon explorers have been reduced to screaming wrecks by the 
WHM ; brave men cry ; wise men pull their trousers up and leave.
       Of course, worse than the bites is the sensation of having *every* square 
millimeter of skin covered in a crawling, itching, tickling carpet of insect 
legs and feet, moving all the time.
       
       It's a brave man who wears a kilt in the West at this time of year.
       
-- 
 Aidan Karley, FGS
 Aberdeen, Scotland
 Written at Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:01 +0100, but posted later.

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Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2006 Aug 1: #2595 DEAR EUROPE
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