Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2006 Aug 1: #2595 DEAR EUROPE
From Aidan Karley <doI...@validEMAILaddressTOa.NEWS.group>
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In article <44d3d037$0$84019$edf...@dtext01.news.tele.dk>, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > Kilts leave your privates dangling freely with nothing to cover them except > what is basically a skirt for men made from a tough fabric. > > You don't find that gay but you do find mens capri's that are basically normal > pants just a little shorter, gay ? > > Your logic fails me. > You miss the manliness inherent in exposing your privates to the outside air because you've not met the dreaded West Highland Midge. It's a ferocious biting creature, actually one of six distinct species of midge found in Scotland. Hardened Amazon explorers have been reduced to screaming wrecks by the WHM ; brave men cry ; wise men pull their trousers up and leave. Of course, worse than the bites is the sensation of having *every* square millimeter of skin covered in a crawling, itching, tickling carpet of insect legs and feet, moving all the time. It's a brave man who wears a kilt in the West at this time of year. -- Aidan Karley, FGS Aberdeen, Scotland Written at Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:01 +0100, but posted later.
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