Re: ASCII Art Fart for Tue, 2006 Aug 1: #2595 DEAR EUROPE

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote the following -._
>> Because men have ugly ankles?
>
> I don't think so .. mens ankles are just ankles .. neither beautiful nor ugly.

Maybe I am being a bit 19th century but I think there are beautiful vs not
so beautiful ankles.  Tendonded vs smooth, all hair vs no hair vs
sockline hair.  Lots of things that make the diff between a nice ankle
and an ugly one.

> MENS capri pants are not tight fitting .. womens are.
> If you think that's what mens capri's look like, then no wonder you think they
> are gay.
> I hear that you can't really get mens capri's in America so that might be why
> you have this impression.

Not a lot of demand for them here so no market.

> Any woman with good legs and a nice bottom can pull off wearing tight fitting
> capri's .. no matter their age.

You may not be aware of the fat crises here in the US.  There are very
few women over the age of 25 who have good legs and a nice bottom as an
overall percentage of the population.  
I feel obliged to insert this tired joke here: That isn't a broad
statement, this is a statement about broads.

> Basically if they can wear shorts they can also wear loose fitting capri's

I wouldn't recomend most 30 something American women to wear shorts.
In the EU it may be a different case, but in the US it is a bad idea.
We already have a problem with women who have an extra 30 pounds not
knowing that they should wear cloths in their size and their belly
button isn't cute when it is large enough to loose coins in.

>> If men were meant to wear capri pants then they would all have been
>> born gay?
>
> That's a really stupid argument.

Of course it is stupid, it wasn't meant to be an argument.  It was
meant to be a smart-assed quip.  If you want an argument you will have
to go down the hall.

> Kilts leave your privates dangling freely with nothing to cover them except
> what is basically a skirt for men made from a tough fabric.
>
> You don't find that gay but you do find mens capri's that are basically normal
> pants just a little shorter, gay ?
>
> Your logic fails me.

We are talking cultural bias here.  There is no room for logic in that
type of convesation.  If Axl Rose had warn a pair of capries instead
of a kilt or Mel Gibson had made a movie about the French Revolution
we might be haveing a different conversation now. 

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