Re: the Five---Cornered COW
From Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 3 May 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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In<894...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite writes: >Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <new...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote: >>In a<199...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, Spunk1111 writes: >>>>Message-id: <354...@on.spammer> >>>>> I was working from a picture-- yes, it had both horns and >>>>> teats... >>>>> >>>>Yes, but did it have *five* of them? >>> >>>some are missing? >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ROTFL! >> >> Cows have exactly TWO PAIRS of nipples on an extended udder, >> and goats--also sheep?--are the same. This reflects the fact >> they tend to have up to four infants per brood. >> Sloths and lemurs, bears and pandas, and apes including ourselves >> have only two nipples as they tend to have single or twin infants. >> Animals which are large AND have fewer predators reproduce less >> often. Simple really. (Yes, a cow/buffalo is bigger than a chimp, >> but it can't climb trees so it has more chance of being eaten by lions) I was really hoping somebody would take up the challenge and draw a cow climbin a tree to avoid being eaten by lions, to the astonishment of the resident monkeys. >It seems that there are freaks of nature in the animal world and >Ascii-art animals seem to be no exception. > > __,,,,_ > _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-. > \`"' ' | \ \ \\/ / // / ,- `,_ > /'` \ | Y | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-.. > /<"\ \ \ | | ||/ // | \/ \ \`'-._`'`-._ > / _.-. .-\,___| _-| / \ \/ | | \ ``'`-..', > `-' f/ | / __/ \__ / |__/ \ | \ > `-' | -| -|\__ \ |-'| | |', \ > __/ /__,- ) ,' | / |(__,' > ((__.-'((____..-' \__,'((.-' > > 5-legged tiger > by fL. @@@ @@@ @("} {")@ @(.(.)\__ __/(.).)@ @@@) ( """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ) (@@@ ( . ) dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk ( . ) \ ) / http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk \ ( / \\.-' ,' /index.html ', `-_// // ~-~ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" '~ \\ / \ "Consciousness is a product of the brain no more & no less than earwax is a product of the ear"-Martin Hunt on a.r.s
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,ed49690db2ea64a5 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Subject: Re: the Five---Cornered COW Date: 1998/05/03 Message-ID: <RnD...@xemu.demon.co.uk>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 349805531 X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 References: <354...@on.spammer> <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com> <DGq...@xemu.demon.co.uk> <894...@mnementh.southern.co.nz> X-Complaints-To: abu...@demon.net X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 894196611 nnrp-07:13216 NO-IDENT xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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