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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Oct 1999.
Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ?

Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ?

well mermaids and doing the nasty... number one all men bitch about the
smell of women okay and a mermaid is half fish do dont be surprised when
you come out smelling like tuna okay... and two there is suck a thing as
oral sex so that how i think the mermaids do the nasty

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in article
<38016102@206.103.97.91>...
> 
> frog <fro...@adelphia.net> wrote in message
news:ej5M3.500$EU5...@server2.news.adelphia.net...
> > i dunno but if they dont they're too lucky lol
> > :And how do they ... you know ...
> > :With no (apparent) genitals ??
> > :.. I wonder ....
> 
> 
> A good question.
> 
>     You see, the mermaid of fantasy is actually just that - a
> fantasy. No sailor could possibly have any real use for such
> a creature, as you, yourself, have stumbled onto this question,
> and been unable to find an answer. Which is quite unsurprising.
> 
>     Fortunately, I have read your cry for understanding, and
> shall come to your rescue.

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Subject: Re: How do mermaids do "the nasty" ?
Date: 1999/10/18
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