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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 Jun 2004.
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I need ASCII art of male genitals ! .

I need ASCII art of male genitals ! .

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 8 Jun 2004 - 26 Jun 2004
I need them fast , because mine are so small.

Mine look like this : oo
                       \

Blaine Adamson <pri...@yahoo.com.hk> wrote:

> I need them fast , because mine are so small.
> 
> Mine look like this : oo
>                        \

consider yourself lucky...

:-

Simon Williams wrote:

> Blaine Adamson <pri...@yahoo.com.hk> wrote:
> 
> 
>>I need them fast , because mine are so small.
>>
>>Mine look like this : oo
>>                       \
> 
> 
> consider yourself lucky...
> 
> :-

I guess you guys shave yours to see them better... maybe I'll try that:

*

Congressman

Rythin Zarx <ryt...@tlen.pl> ASCII art 8 Jun 2004 16:29 · permalink
Congressman Thompson w ciezkich bolach splodzil:

> > I guess you guys shave yours to see them better... maybe I'll try that:
> 
> *

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[   .\\ \\     |#|  |#|  |#|        gg: 3981103                 .\\ \\  ]
[ .\\ \\ \\    |#|  |#|  |#|        ryt...@tlen.pl            .\\ \\ \\ ]
[   adidas     |#|  |'Ja Cie, synek, lubie za markowe ciuchy.'  adidas  ]

But seriously now:

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  @/ |     | \@
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     ]_____[
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      \_!_/

(it's a bit shrivelled because the bath water was cold)

-- 
=LUDDITE ENTERPRISES=
http://www.luddite.ca

Not my idea, but from a BBS called Delos (delosbbs.com) ...

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---------(/

I've also seen this:

8====|)

But sideways, that looks like a strange smiley with a large nose...



"Blaine Adamson" <pri...@yahoo.com.hk> wrote in message
news:b7d...@posting.google.com...
> I need them fast , because mine are so small.
>
> Mine look like this : oo
>                        \

Seb3k <iva...@public.srce.hr> ASCII art 10 Jun 2004 15:20 · permalink
Nakon sto sam otpio gutljaj zuje i odlozio bocu na stol, osjetio sam se
spremnim procitati sto je 9 Jun 2004 02:31:53 GMT napisao/la Homer.Simpson:

> George Costanza: "Do women know about shrinkage?"

i made this for "fuck_off" thread...
But it will do:

             .-.
            ( ' )
           / '-'
          /   /   
         /   /
        /   /
       /   /
      /   /
     /   / 
    /   /
   /   /
  .-. /
 *   *,
(     )-. 
 *   *   * 
  '-'     ) 
     *   *
      '-'

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e==3

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"Carmen Alvarez" <ann...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:WEQxc.188807$go4...@weber.videotron.net...
> Not my idea, but from a BBS called Delos (delosbbs.com) ...
>
> ---------(\
> ---------(/
>
> I've also seen this:
>
> 8====|)
>
> But sideways, that looks like a strange smiley with a large nose...
>
>
>
> "Blaine Adamson" <pri...@yahoo.com.hk> wrote in message
> news:b7d...@posting.google.com...
> > I need them fast , because mine are so small.
> >
> > Mine look like this : oo
> >                        \
>
>


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In article<WEQxc.188807$go4...@weber.videotron.net>, Carmen Alvarez
<ann...@hotmail.com> writes:
>Not my idea, but from a BBS called Delos (delosbbs.com) ...
>
>---------(\
>---------(/

 see below. (notice how the skull squints leftwards on one side
 towards what is approaching it).



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