Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Aug 1999.
[POLL] How long is your penis?
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· 9 messages · 13 Aug 1999 - 17 Aug 1999
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In article <MPG...@news.alt.net>, Rufus Xavier Wieslaw Saspirilla Kochanski� <fa13@mhm.23x6> says... >I'm beginning to suspect that Medical Kochanski is part of the whole evil >plot. For example: > >@ Rufus Xavier Wieslaw Saspirilla Kochanski� <fa13@mhm.23x6> wrote: >@ >@ > I'm beginning to suspect that Anonymous Coward is part of the whole evil >@ > plot. For example: >@ > >@ > @ fa13@mhm.23x6 (Rufus Xavier Saspirilla Kochanski�) wrote: >@ > @ >@ > @ >I'm beginning to suspect that Ian is part of the whole evil plot. For >@ > @ >example: >@ > @ > >@ > @ >@ >@ > @ >@ JT the Styrofoam Weredragon - Patron Saint of Hydraulic Systems and >@ > @ >@ Arcwelding wrote in message <37b...@news.frontiernet.net>... >@ > @ >@ >n...@e-mail.here (Marcus Yu), while drunk and blindfolded, somehow >@ > @ >@ >managed to scrawl the following gibberish and post it to >@ > @ >@ >alt.games.final-fantasy: >@ > @ >@ > >@ > @ >@ >>- Marco262 wrote: >@ > @ >@ >>� Marcus Yu wrote: >@ > @ >@ >>� >@ > @ >@ >>� > Mine's is sadly only 5.5". :( >@ > @ >@ >>� > >@ > @ >@ >>� > Damn my Asian heritage! >@ > @ >@ >>� > -- >@ > @ >@ >>� > Marcus Yu >@ > @ >@ >>� > Unknown AGNPer >@ > @ >@ >>� >@ > @ >@ >>� I've never took the time to measure it, but if your a sexy, 19 >@ > @ >@ >>� year old girl reading this...12.3" >@ > @ >@ >>� >@ > @ >@ >> >@ > @ >@ >>I think if you stuck that in a girl, it'd come out of her ass. >@ > @ >@ > >@ > @ >@ >Actually, i'm guessing if he stuck his dick in anyone, there wouldn't >@ > @ >@ >even be any feeling. On the woman's part. 12.3? WOFL. 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Y88..88P 888 888 888 Y8b. d8b >@ > @ > "Y8888888P" "Y8888 888 "Y8888P "Y88P" 888 888 888 "Y8888 Y8P >@ > @ >@ > @ Wow. That is one mighty .sig! >@ > >@ > You should see the penis. >@ >@ I would like to encourage its owner to enter it in the FANTASTIC >@ ALT.ASCII-ART SIG CONTEST. > >Gladly: > > > .''~~''. > .: :. > d b > { .. /\ .. } > |'...' '...'| > { | > | : : ) > ( | > | . . } > | : : | > { | > | . . ) > ( | > | : : } > | | > { ()<---You should get this looked at by a doctor. > | : : ) > ( | > | . . } > | : : | > { | > | . . ) > ( | > | : : } > | | > { | > | : : )... > ( | '.''. > | . . } > | : : | > { | > | . . ) > ( | > | : : } > | | > { | > | : : ) > ( | > | . . } > | : : | > { | > | . . ) > ( | > | : : } > | | > { * <------ And this, too, while you're at it. > | : : ) > ( | > | . . } > | : : | > { | SNIP! -- Aaron M. Henne - mhm9x2 - http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg
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Flaagg <fla...@not.val1d.net> wrote in <MPG...@news.navicom.net>: >In article <MPG...@news.alt.net>, Rufus Xavier >Wieslaw Saspirilla Kochanski� <fa13@mhm.23x6> says... > >>I'm beginning to suspect that Medical Kochanski is part of the whole evil >>plot. For example: >> >>@ Rufus Xavier Wieslaw Saspirilla Kochanski� <fa13@mhm.23x6> wrote: >>@ >>@ > I'm beginning to suspect that Anonymous Coward is part of the whole evil >>@ > plot. For example: >>@ > >>@ > @ fa13@mhm.23x6 (Rufus Xavier Saspirilla Kochanski�) wrote: >>@ > @ >>@ > @ >I'm beginning to suspect that Ian is part of the whole evil plot. For >>@ > @ >example: >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ >@ >>@ > @ >@ JT the Styrofoam Weredragon - Patron Saint of Hydraulic Systems and >>@ > @ >@ Arcwelding wrote in message <37b...@news.frontiernet.net>... >>@ > @ >@ >n...@e-mail.here (Marcus Yu), while drunk and blindfolded, somehow >>@ > @ >@ >managed to scrawl the following gibberish and post it to >>@ > @ >@ >alt.games.final-fantasy: >>@ > @ >@ > >>@ > @ >@ >>- Marco262 wrote: >>@ > @ >@ >>� Marcus Yu wrote: >>@ > @ >@ >>� >>@ > @ >@ >>� > Mine's is sadly only 5.5". :( >>@ > @ >@ >>� > >>@ > @ >@ >>� > Damn my Asian heritage! >>@ > @ >@ >>� > -- >>@ > @ >@ >>� > Marcus Yu >>@ > @ >@ >>� > Unknown AGNPer >>@ > @ >@ >>� >>@ > @ >@ >>� I've never took the time to measure it, but if your a sexy, 19 >>@ > @ >@ >>� year old girl reading this...12.3" >>@ > @ >@ >>� >>@ > @ >@ >> >>@ > @ >@ >>I think if you stuck that in a girl, it'd come out of her ass. >>@ > @ >@ > >>@ > @ >@ >Actually, i'm guessing if he stuck his dick in anyone, there wouldn't >>@ > @ >@ >even be any feeling. On the woman's part. 12.3? WOFL. Nice try. >>@ > @ >@ > -- >>@ > @ >@ >jt - badge# yw826j65s530i >>@ > @ >@ >fihgtign againts spamn adn sleas evrywere. >>@ > @ >@ >http://ikazuchi.simplenet.com/index.html >>@ > @ >@ >aim - Ikazuchi, icq - 426657 >>@ > @ >@ > >>@ > @ >@ >"I fihgt teh wolrd, adn taek al they can giev >>@ > @ >@ >There aer tiems my haert hagns low... >>@ > @ >@ >Born too walk agiansts teh wind, born too haer my naem >>@ > @ >@ >No mater were I stnad, im... aloen..." >>@ > @ >@ >[Manowor - Haert of Stel] >>@ > @ >@ >>@ > @ >@ I knew a guy with a 16" dick once. >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ >-- >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ >: Usenet Modification Unit FA.13 - mhm 23x6 : >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ >=========================================== >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ >8888888 .d888 >>@ > @ > 888 d88P" >>@ > @ > 888 888 >>@ > @ > 888 888888 >>@ > @ > 888 888 >>@ > @ > 888 888 >>@ > @ > 888 888 >>@ > @ >8888888 888 >>@ > @ > >>@ > @ >888 888 .d88b. 888 888 >>@ > @ >888 888 d88""88b 888 888 >>@ > @ >888 888 888 888 888 888 >>@ > @ >Y88b 888 Y88..88P Y88b 888 >>@ > @ > "Y88888 "Y88P" "Y88888 >>@ > @ > 888 >>@ > @ >Y8b d88P >>@ > @ > "Y88P" >>@ > @ > d8b 888 888 >>@ > @ > Y8P 888 888 >>@ > @ > 888 888 >>@ > @ >88888b. 888d888 888 88888b. 888888 .d88b. .d88888 >>@ > @ >888 "88b 888P" 888 888 "88b 888 d8P Y8b d88" 888 >>@ > @ >888 888 888 888 888 888 888 88888888 888 888 >>@ > @ >888 d88P 888 888 888 888 Y88b. 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