Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Aug 1999.
Contest!
alt.ascii-art
· 37 messages · 12 Aug 1999 - 20 Aug 1999
On Thu, 12 Aug 1999 08:22:32 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote: >alt.ascii-art seems to be suffering from a little summer holiday >emptiness and could use some more action. alt.romath contains plenty >of action, and an appreciation for ascii art. My idea: A friendly >little sig making contest. > > >1. The sig has to be *new*. Any pictures in the sig must be *new*. > >2. The sig has to be "pure ascii", i.e. characters 32-126 (plus > newlines, of course). Here's the table of allowed characters: > > | 32 SP | 33 ! | 34 " | 35 # | 36 $ | 37 % | 38 & | 39 ' | > | 40 ( | 41 ) | 42 * | 43 + | 44 , | 45 - | 46 . | 47 / | > | 48 0 | 49 1 | 50 2 | 51 3 | 52 4 | 53 5 | 54 6 | 55 7 | > | 56 8 | 57 9 | 58 : | 59 ; | 60 < | 61 = | 62 > | 63 ? | > | 64 @ | 65 A | 66 B | 67 C | 68 D | 69 E | 70 F | 71 G | > | 72 H | 73 I | 74 J | 75 K | 76 L | 77 M | 78 N | 79 O | > | 80 P | 81 Q | 82 R | 83 S | 84 T | 85 U | 86 V | 87 W | > | 88 X | 89 Y | 90 Z | 91 [ | 92 \ | 93 ] | 94 ^ | 95 _ | > | 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g | > |104 h |105 i |106 j |107 k |108 l |109 m |110 n |111 o | > |112 p |113 q |114 r |115 s |116 t |117 u |118 v |119 w | > |120 x |121 y |122 z |123 { |124 | |125 } |126 ~ | | > > A sig containing one or more characters not listed in the table > above will be automatically disqualified. > > For more info about alt.ascii-art and ascii art, see the FAQ: > http://studserv.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/faq.html > >3. The sig may contain some Figletised element, but sigs that consist > of nothing but a quick copy-paste from Figlet won't rank high. > > The sig may contain some converted material but sigs that consist > of nothing but a quick copy-paste from a converter won't rank high. > >4. Size requirements > > There are three classes: > > Politically Correct: Max four lines high, Max 72 columns wide. > > Acceptable if Good: Max ten lines high, Max 80 columns wide. > > Troll Sig!!1!: No size limits. > Can we add a new category for the most butt ugly sig ever created? *************************************************************** * Field Marshal Sergi of the United Empires Army, KOTAGOR XXX * * PSL#24, BBOH #2, ARGC #1, bagde #e924387jsy928t6 * * co-moderator for alt.romath: The Studio 54 of UseNet * *************************************************************** "HEY FOO THIS IS THE BRADY BUNCH CHAT ROOM!!!!! I mean i know ive talked sexually about jan but MND YOUR MANNERS!!!!!!!" -Some WebTV'er in alt.tv.brady-bunch http://bbs.bianca.com/mforums/t/theseer/
Medical Kochanski <med...@dataSOLIDARNOSCbasix.com> wrote in message news:7ovfm2$134$1...@nntpd.databasix.com... > Sergi Kochanski <ser...@databasix.com> wrote: > > > On Thu, 12 Aug 1999 08:22:32 +0200, Veronica Karlsson > > <aci...@earthling.net> wrote: > > > > >alt.ascii-art seems to be suffering from a little summer holiday > > >emptiness and could use some more action. alt.romath contains plenty > > >of action, and an appreciation for ascii art. > > I took the liberty of including afk-mn, the home of the monster sig. I am so there d00d. When is the deadline for submissions? -- Act NOW to rent your spot in my .sig! .!M+++++++++++++++++++++++++++eM xf` .+" ! .+" xW$$$$$$$P~.s$$$$$R" :f` ! x" .u$$$$$$$$# .d$$$$$R" x^ ! .x" :W$$$$$$$R" .d$$$$$#` .!" ! :!` .s$$$$$$$$R" .d$$$$$#` :f` r! .x" .d$$$$$$$$#" .W$$$$R" .x" e ! .!" xW$$$$$$$$#" .W$$$$#" .!" t ! .x" "````````` """""" xf s ! tC............................/" b ! X X o ! X X l % ! X X e 0 ! X X r 2 ! ! X X e w f o X X X w o f c ! X tehis spaec X n o o .x" X X r .> X foar X e x" X X s :f X reant X y x" X X S .f X X x" X X :" X X +~ X X :f X X X" `*****************************" ' x ! ' ! < X ! ! : > ' : > ' ! 'L ! 4 ' '> : ! ! !h ` > > '> ' ! X ` :xx++~""~! :~! ! f ' 4 ' ! ~ \ x > ': `~x. f ... ..... ~ .+~` `\. `\. \'~`M `\' / .:~` `"x. `%. "~ ' .:~~ .x=" ~+:. "+. `%. ..<(..xz@#"~""` `"*<:. `=: %: **! ::/*%)*"` .:~` .:= `""+x.`"x!x :f .+"` .x+""` ....::::++++~~!!.:::++- `h ~` ....x-~" ...::>**~""``` .:x~")! f ` =:.. `"<. .x+"~ %x" : .. ': +../ `"%+x.`"+.. ..x-~" .~" %. ~ \ .f "~x. `"~+:. .:*"` .+" `"""" B L U B . `"=:. `"* :"` `"=x. " B O W T O M E O W . `~+:.
alt.ascii-art seems to be suffering from a little summer holiday
emptiness and could use some more action. alt.romath contains plenty
of action, and an appreciation for ascii art. My idea: A friendly
little sig making contest.
1. The sig has to be *new*. Any pictures in the sig must be *new*.
2. The sig has to be "pure ascii", i.e. characters 32-126 (plus
newlines, of course). Here's the table of allowed characters:
| 32 SP | 33 ! | 34 " | 35 # | 36 $ | 37 % | 38 & | 39 ' |
| 40 ( | 41 ) | 42 * | 43 + | 44 , | 45 - | 46 . | 47 / |
| 48 0 | 49 1 | 50 2 | 51 3 | 52 4 | 53 5 | 54 6 | 55 7 |
| 56 8 | 57 9 | 58 : | 59 ; | 60 < | 61 = | 62 > | 63 ? |
| 64 @ | 65 A | 66 B | 67 C | 68 D | 69 E | 70 F | 71 G |
| 72 H | 73 I | 74 J | 75 K | 76 L | 77 M | 78 N | 79 O |
| 80 P | 81 Q | 82 R | 83 S | 84 T | 85 U | 86 V | 87 W |
| 88 X | 89 Y | 90 Z | 91 [ | 92 \ | 93 ] | 94 ^ | 95 _ |
| 96 ` | 97 a | 98 b | 99 c |100 d |101 e |102 f |103 g |
|104 h |105 i |106 j |107 k |108 l |109 m |110 n |111 o |
|112 p |113 q |114 r |115 s |116 t |117 u |118 v |119 w |
|120 x |121 y |122 z |123 { |124 | |125 } |126 ~ | |
A sig containing one or more characters not listed in the table
above will be automatically disqualified.
For more info about alt.ascii-art and ascii art, see the FAQ:
http://studserv.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/faq.html
3. The sig may contain some Figletised element, but sigs that consist
of nothing but a quick copy-paste from Figlet won't rank high.
The sig may contain some converted material but sigs that consist
of nothing but a quick copy-paste from a converter won't rank high.
4. Size requirements
There are three classes:
Politically Correct: Max four lines high, Max 72 columns wide.
Acceptable if Good: Max ten lines high, Max 80 columns wide.
Troll Sig!!1!: No size limits.
5. Judge: Veronica Karlsson
6. Prices
Politically Correct: The honour of having won.
Acceptable if Good: The honour of having won.
Troll Sig!!1!: I'll think of something...
7. Time and place
Time: The rest of the week (where the "hard limit" is set by
[whatever the time zone Sweden is in is called...]).
Place: alt.ascii-art (crossposted entries will be automatically
disqualified)
I will put info and stuff here:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/q/sigs9908/
8. Correct format for a competition entry.
A correct competition entry should have a "message body" consisting
of this little form, filled in:
+--------------------------------------+
| Sig Competition Entry |
+--------------------------------------+
| Your name: |
| |
| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [ ] alt.ascii-art |
| [ ] alt.romath |
| |
| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [ ] Politically Correct |
| [ ] Acceptable if Good |
| [ ] Troll Sig!!1! |
+--------------------------------------+
Followed by the sig.
9. Other stuff
Romathians: Behave! alt.ascii-art is an old-fashioned newsgroup
and it is polite to read the ascii art FAQ before posting away.
Here's the URL to the FAQ again:
http://studserv.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/faq.html
ASCII artists: Be aware of that some of the Romatians are trolls
and like to tease people. Watch out for weird crossposts and try
to ignore insults and other troll-bait.
As always, diddles are welcome, but it is the original version of
the sig that will be judged in the competition.
--
(, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/
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| Sig Competition Entry |
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| Your name: Soque (Enjoque) Pupette |
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| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [ ] alt.ascii-art |
| [X] alt.romath |
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| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [X] Politically Correct |
| [ ] Acceptable if Good |
| [ ] Troll Sig!!1! |
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Sergi Kochanski wrote: > <snip> > > Can we add a new category for the most butt ugly sig ever created? > Of course not! I mean, nobody else would have a chance if *you* made an entry in a category like that! :-P -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Medical Kochanski wrote: > Sergi Kochanski wrote: > > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > > >alt.ascii-art seems to be suffering from a little summer holiday > > >emptiness and could use some more action. alt.romath contains plenty > > >of action, and an appreciation for ascii art. > > I took the liberty of including afk-mn, the home of the monster sig. > ok :) > > >My idea: A friendly > > >little sig making contest. > > > > > > > > >1. The sig has to be *new*. Any pictures in the sig must be *new*. > > ><snip> > > > > > > > Can we add a new category for the most butt ugly sig ever created? > > <sniffle> I had to swap out all my beautiful 8-bit characters to make it > eligible. > If you mean the monster at the end of your post, well, changing the "bad" characters wouldn't be enough to make that one eligible - it's not new... -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
�|��, the Toast with the Most wrote: > Medical Kochanski wrote: > > Sergi Kochanski wrote: > > > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > > > > >alt.ascii-art seems to be suffering from a little summer holiday > > > >emptiness and could use some more action. alt.romath contains plenty > > > >of action, and an appreciation for ascii art. > > > > I took the liberty of including afk-mn, the home of the monster sig. > > I am so there d00d. When is the deadline for submissions? > Sunday 15 August, 1999, at 23:59 (Swedish time). :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
On Fri, 13 Aug 1999 20:59:24 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote: >Sergi Kochanski wrote: >> <snip> >> >> Can we add a new category for the most butt ugly sig ever created? >> > >Of course not! I mean, nobody else would have a chance if *you* made an >entry in a category like that! :-P I'm starting my own contest then. *************************************************************** * Field Marshal Sergi of the United Empires Army, KOTAGOR XXX * * PSL#24, BBOH #2, ARGC #1, bagde #e924387jsy928t6 * * co-moderator for alt.romath: The Studio 54 of UseNet * *************************************************************** "HEY FOO THIS IS THE BRADY BUNCH CHAT ROOM!!!!! I mean i know ive talked sexually about jan but MND YOUR MANNERS!!!!!!!" -Some WebTV'er in alt.tv.brady-bunch http://bbs.bianca.com/mforums/t/theseer/
Hi Veronica...very basic sig for contest...gj
+--------------------------------------+
| Sig Competition Entry |
+--------------------------------------+
| Your name: Geraldine Jones |
| |
| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [x] alt.ascii-art |
| [ ] alt.romath |
| |
| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [ ] Politically Correct |
| [x] Acceptable if Good |
| [ ] Troll Sig!!1! |
+--------------------------------------+
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Geraldine Jones /~,) I'm just
we9...@victoria.tc.ca ((,,,,( ~~<= quacking
http://www.victoria.tc.ca/~we993/ \~~~~~~~) along...
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Wotan <Wot...@DataBasix.co> wrote in message news:7p4ltv$j2g$9...@nntpd.databasix.com... > For some reason on Thu, 12 Aug 1999 22:53:51 +0100, > med...@dataSOLIDARNOSCbasix.com (Medical Kochanski) babbled: > > >I took the liberty of including afk-mn, the home of the monster sig. > > Fucking newbies. > > All praise Kibo!! > > And may he teach you what a real sig is. > -- > I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than > anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa. > -- Frank Zappa "This is Michele Griper, live from the kibosphere.The crowd is really antsy, and I can see Muhammed Ali and Jane pauly there in the front row next to Ted Kennedy. Hollywood has really poured out its best tonight, as the Queens,Kings, and Prince's pour into to this arena transformed by the spotlight and that Hollywood magic into a theater of love.We have our booth set up here in the Blue Room, and from here we can see what even the actors and the audience cannot.Truly a marvelous view." The crowd is chanting. Kibo!Sig! Kibo! Sig! Over and over, and an explosion and LOOK WHO IT IS!1!!111 The crowd goes WILD absolutely WILD!@!! MY GOD DENNIS RODMAN LOOKS YOUNG!!11
Leo Sgouros <lsg...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote in message news:EVlt3.471$AG2...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com... > > > Wotan <Wot...@DataBasix.co> wrote in message > news:7p4ltv$j2g$9...@nntpd.databasix.com... > > For some reason on Thu, 12 Aug 1999 22:53:51 +0100, > > med...@dataSOLIDARNOSCbasix.com (Medical Kochanski) babbled: > > > > >I took the liberty of including afk-mn, the home of the monster sig. > > > > Fucking newbies. > > > > All praise Kibo!! > > > > And may he teach you what a real sig is. > > -- > > I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than > > anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa. > > -- Frank Zappa > > "This is Michele Griper, live from the kibosphere.The crowd is really antsy, > and I can see Muhammed Ali and Jane pauly there in the front row next to Ted > Kennedy. > Hollywood has really poured out its best tonight, as the Queens,Kings, and > Prince's > pour into to this arena transformed by the spotlight and that Hollywood > magic into a theater of love.We have our booth set up here in the Blue Room, > and from here we can see what even the actors and the audience cannot.Truly > a marvelous view." > > The crowd is chanting. > Kibo!Sig! Kibo! Sig! > Over and over, and an explosion and > LOOK WHO IT IS!1!!111 > > The crowd goes WILD > > absolutely WILD!@!! > > > MY GOD DENNIS RODMAN LOOKS YOUNG!!11 KIBO SIG! KIBO SIG! KIBO SIG! KIBO SIG! -- Blub. (.sig's in the shop for a klubhouse retrofit)
> > One more diddle... > > /\ > (_'\ > (__ \ > \__`\iRBNMMbn. > \_ \VAPRBNMMb > \o_)lI<= (=\ > / ` ) , _\ ) > ) / (_(/ > /_ __( \ __ _| > _| |_ > ,edMMNBRB)\ \_ /(PRBNMMbn. > dMMNBRPAV/o(_____)o\VAPRBNMMb > fMMWBRYIli\ o o o /rlIPRBWMMj > MMBRRSZIlti+._.-._.+ilIZSRRBMMM > /_o__o_/KZYI0lLRBNWMMMN\_o___o_\ > /_____/flZJlDYTPRKBBNWMM \ ___( \ > NNBR0PRRBNMMMMMMMlIPZSKRNWMMMV \__._\ \ > NMBRR00PRBNNMMMMM_o___o___o__/ )_ __)o)<X> > NMMBRR00PRRBNNMMM___o___o___/ /___/ / > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_/\_/\_/\_( __/___x)/ > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM \/ \/ \/ __ ) /(` > __NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_________|_ / _') > /__ ________ ___)(< (====. > \_____________________________)_\ __\---' > VMBBR00RBNMNV |__|\/ > lMBRR00RNMV - > VMB00BMNV joris bellenger > VMB0BMV svz...@xs4all.nl > b'ger - > VMV IN ASCII ART WE TRUST > V - joris, this is beautiful!!!! Wendy -- W.Madison AOL Instant Messenger: MadoneGa Home page: http://personal.atl.bellsouth.net/~madone/
Medical Kochanski wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Medical Kochanski wrote: > > > > <sniffle> I had to swap out all my beautiful 8-bit characters to make it > > > eligible. > > > > If you mean the monster at the end of your post, well, changing the > > "bad" characters wouldn't be enough to make that one eligible - it's not > > new... > > Allow me to graft new "politically correct" signature, thus: > > -- > |\ /| meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow |\ /| > > ^v^ < > ^v^ < > )=+=( Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 KotAGor )=+=( > /) ( ) Mocking the afflicted since 1968 ( ) (\ > ( (_ ||m|| ||m|| _) ) > ' -((|c|)) meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow ((|c|))- ' It would get disqualified for at least three different reasons: 1. If you make it an entry in the competition I would claim that it is old. 2. If your post was meant as an entry in the competition it failed the "no crossposting" rule. 3. It's too big for the "Politically Correct" category. Other than that it's a nice sig. :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Veronica Karlsson schrieb: > > alt.ascii-art seems to be suffering from a little summer holiday > emptiness and could use some more action. alt.romath contains plenty > of action, and an appreciation for ascii art. My idea: A friendly > little sig making contest. > > > A correct competition entry should have a "message body" consisting > of this little form, filled in: > > +--------------------------------------+ > | Sig Competition Entry | > +--------------------------------------+ > | Your name: Margerita baus | > | | > | Which newsgroup do you "come from"? | > | [x] alt.ascii-art | > | [ ] alt.romath | > | | > | Which class is the sig competing in? | > | [ ] Politically Correct | > | [x] Acceptable if Good | > | [ ] Troll Sig!!1! | > +--------------------------------------+ > > Followed by the sig. > > ^ ^ ______ ( o) (o ) , / ) / | / | _ __ _ _ _ _/ _ /---( _ _ / |/ |(_(/ ((_/(// ((_(_(_(_ / ____)(_((_( /_) / ' .-/- ( v ) (_/ ( ) ....... (Margerita Baus-loving owls and ascii - M.B...@t-online.de) This is the first time I send something to alt-ascii-art. Tell me, when there are still to much Figletised elements. I have changed the original figlet-font but perhaps not enough in your opinion. Hope my English isn't to bed. Margerita
Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote in message news:37B...@earthling.net... > Medical Kochanski wrote: > > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > Medical Kochanski wrote: > > > > > > <sniffle> I had to swap out all my beautiful 8-bit characters to make it > > > > eligible. > > > > > > If you mean the monster at the end of your post, well, changing the > > > "bad" characters wouldn't be enough to make that one eligible - it's not > > > new... > > > > Allow me to graft new "politically correct" signature, thus: > > > > -- > > |\ /| meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow |\ /| > > > ^v^ < > ^v^ < > > )=+=( Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 KotAGor )=+=( > > /) ( ) Mocking the afflicted since 1968 ( ) (\ > > ( (_ ||m|| ||m|| _) ) > > ' -((|c|)) meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow ((|c|))- ' > > It would get disqualified for at least three different reasons: > > > 1. If you make it an entry in the competition I would claim that > it is old. > > 2. If your post was meant as an entry in the competition it failed > the "no crossposting" rule. > > 3. It's too big for the "Politically Correct" category. > > > Other than that it's a nice sig. :-) Too many rules. I disqualify myself. -- Act NOW to rent your spot in my .sig! .+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ .f` .+" ! .+"^ xW$$$$$$$P~.s$$$$$R" :f` ! x"^ .u$$$$$$$$# .d$$$$$R" x^ ! .x"^ :W$$$$$$$R" .d$$$$$#` .!" ! :!` .s$$$$$$$$R" .d$$$$$#` :f` r! .x"^ .d$$$$$$$$#" .W$$$$R" .x"^ e ! .!" xW$$$$$$$$#" .W$$$$#" .!" t ! .x"^ "````````` """""" .f^ s ! /~............................/"^ b ! X checkmate's bar X o ! X and casino X l % ! X liquor in front X e 0 ! X poker in rear X r 2 ! ! X X e w f o ! X ------------- X w o f c ! X | tehis spaec | X n o o .x" X | | X r .> X | foar | X e x" X | | X s :f X | reant | X y x" X ------------- X S .f X X x" X X :" X X +~ X azzy was here X :f X X X" `*****************************" ' x ! ' ! < X ! ! : > ' : > ' ! 'L ! 4 ' '> : ! ! !h ` > > '> ' ! X ` :xx++~""~! :~! ! f ' 4 ' ! ~ \ x > ': `~x. f ... ..... ~ .+~` `\. `\. \'~`M `\' / .:~` `"x. `%. "~ ' .:~~ .x=" ~+:. "+. `%. ..<(..xz@#"~""` `"*<:. `=: %: **! ::/*%)*"` .:~` .:= `""+x.`"x!x :f .+"` .x+""` ....::::++++~~!!.:::++- `h ~` ....x-~" ...::>**~""``` .:x~")! f ` =:.. `"<. .x+"~ %x" : .. ': +../ `"%+x.`"+.. ..x-~" .~" %. ~ \ .f "~x. `"~+:. .:*"` .+" `"""" B L U B . `"=:. `"* :"` `"=x. " B O W T O M E O W . `~+:. >
On Sat, 14 Aug 1999 01:52:50 -0700, "�|��" <x...@y.com> wrote: > > > >Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote in message >news:37B...@earthling.net... >> Medical Kochanski wrote: >> > Veronica Karlsson wrote: >> > > Medical Kochanski wrote: >> > >> > > > <sniffle> I had to swap out all my beautiful 8-bit characters to >make it >> > > > eligible. >> > > >> > > If you mean the monster at the end of your post, well, changing the >> > > "bad" characters wouldn't be enough to make that one eligible - it's >not >> > > new... >> > >> > Allow me to graft new "politically correct" signature, thus: >> > >> > -- >> > |\ /| meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow |\ /| >> > > ^v^ < > ^v^ < >> > )=+=( Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 KotAGor )=+=( >> > /) ( ) Mocking the afflicted since 1968 ( ) (\ >> > ( (_ ||m|| ||m|| _) ) >> > ' -((|c|)) meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow ((|c|))- ' >> >> It would get disqualified for at least three different reasons: >> >> >> 1. If you make it an entry in the competition I would claim that >> it is old. >> >> 2. If your post was meant as an entry in the competition it failed >> the "no crossposting" rule. >> >> 3. It's too big for the "Politically Correct" category. >> >> >> Other than that it's a nice sig. :-) > >Too many rules. I disqualify myself. I don't usually have a .sig, so for me I guess it's right out.
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| Sig Competition Entry |
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| Your name: joris bellenger |
| |
| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [x] alt.ascii-art |
| [ ] alt.romath |
| |
| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [ ] Politically Correct |
| [ ] Acceptable if Good |
| [x] Troll Sig!!1! |
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�|�� wrote: [snip] > > > > > > Allow me to graft new "politically correct" signature, thus: > > > > > > -- > > > |\ /| meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow |\ /| > > > > ^v^ < > ^v^ < > > > )=+=( Medical Catastrophe mhm23x23 KotAGor )=+=( > > > /) ( ) Mocking the afflicted since 1968 ( ) (\ > > > ( (_ ||m|| ||m|| _) ) > > > ' -((|c|)) meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow ((|c|))- ' > > > > It would get disqualified for at least three different reasons: > > > > > > 1. If you make it an entry in the competition I would claim that > > it is old. > > > > 2. If your post was meant as an entry in the competition it failed > > the "no crossposting" rule. > > > > 3. It's too big for the "Politically Correct" category. > > > > > > Other than that it's a nice sig. :-) > > Too many rules. I disqualify myself. It's the rules that make it difficult (read: interesting). joris
+--------------------------------------+ | Sig Competition Entry | +--------------------------------------+ | Your name: Martin Atkins | | | | Which newsgroup do you "come from"? | | [X] alt.ascii-art | | [ ] alt.romath | | | | Which class is the sig competing in? | | [ ] Politically Correct | | [X] Acceptable if Good | | [ ] Troll Sig!!1! | +--------------------------------------+ -- |'. .-""""""""""""""""""""-. | '. .-' |\/|/' /\ . '-. o | '..' | |\7/""\ (o) '. | ' . \ () | . Martin Atkins . | | """"""""""""" '---| (_) | ' mart.atkins@--- . / | .''. ---bigfoot.com .' | .' mga'-. . .-' |.' '-____________________-'
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| Sig Competition Entry |
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| Your name: Martin Atkins |
| |
| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [X] alt.ascii-art |
| [ ] alt.romath |
| |
| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [X] Politically Correct |
| [ ] Acceptable if Good |
| [ ] Troll Sig!!1! |
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joris bellenger wrote: > . > +--------------------------------------+ > | Sig Competition Entry | > +--------------------------------------+ > | Your name: joris bellenger | > | | > | Which newsgroup do you "come from"? | > | [x] alt.ascii-art | > | [ ] alt.romath | > | | > | Which class is the sig competing in? | > | [ ] Politically Correct | > | [ ] Acceptable if Good | > | [x] Troll Sig!!1! | > +--------------------------------------+ > > _ _ > ,edMMNBRB)\ /(PRBNMMbn. > dMMBRPRWA/o(_____)o\VWRPRBMMb > fMMBRYIRMN\ o o o /AMRIPRBMMj > MMBRRI'RBMEi._.-._.iNMBR'SRRBMM > /_o__o_/KFZYI0LRBNWMMMN\_o___o_\ > /_____/NBSZJlDYTRRBNWMMM \ ___( \ > NNBR0PRRBNMMMMMMMlIPZSKRNWMMMV \__._\ \ > NMBRR00PRBNNMMMMM_o___o___o__/ )_ __)o)<X> > NMMBRR00PRRBNNMMM___o___o___/ /___/ / > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_/\_/\_/\_( _/___x)/ > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM \/ \/ \/ __ / / ` > __NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_________|_ / _' > /__ ________ ___)(< (====. > \_____________________________)_\ __\---' > VMBBR00RBNMNV |__|\/ > lMBRR00RNMV - > VMB00BMNV joris bellenger > VMB0BMV svz...@xs4all.nl > b'ger - > VMV IN ASCII ART WE TRUST > V - I gave this guy a head and diddled the shading a bit. A /'\ (__'\ \__ \ \__`\iRBNMMbn. \_ \VAPRBNMMb \o_)lI<= (=\ / ` ) , _\ ) ) / (_(/ /_ __( \ __ _| _| |_ ,edMMNBRB)\ \_ /(PRBNMMbn. dMMNBRPAV/o(_____)o\VAPRBNMMb fMMWBRYIli\ o o o /rlIPRBWMMj MMBRRSZIlti+._.-._.+ilIZSRRBMMM /_o__o_/KZYI0lLRBNWMMMN\_o___o_\ /_____/flZJlDYTPRKBBNWMM \ ___( \ NNBR0PRRBNMMMMMMMlIPZSKRNWMMMV \__._\ \ NMBRR00PRBNNMMMMM_o___o___o__/ )_ __)o)<X> NMMBRR00PRRBNNMMM___o___o___/ /___/ / NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_/\_/\_/\_( __/___x)/ NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM \/ \/ \/ __ ) /(` __NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_________|_ / _') /__ ________ ___)(< (====. \_____________________________)_\ __\---' VMBBR00RBNMNV |__|\/ lMBRR00RNMV - VMB00BMNV joris bellenger VMB0BMV svz...@xs4all.nl b'ger - VMV IN ASCII ART WE TRUST V - joris
joris bellenger wrote: > joris bellenger wrote: > > > . > > +--------------------------------------+ > > | Sig Competition Entry | > > +--------------------------------------+ > > | Your name: joris bellenger | > > | | > > | Which newsgroup do you "come from"? | > > | [x] alt.ascii-art | > > | [ ] alt.romath | > > | | > > | Which class is the sig competing in? | > > | [ ] Politically Correct | > > | [ ] Acceptable if Good | > > | [x] Troll Sig!!1! | > > +--------------------------------------+ > > > > _ _ > > ,edMMNBRB)\ /(PRBNMMbn. > > dMMBRPRWA/o(_____)o\VWRPRBMMb > > fMMBRYIRMN\ o o o /AMRIPRBMMj > > MMBRRI'RBMEi._.-._.iNMBR'SRRBMM > > /_o__o_/KFZYI0LRBNWMMMN\_o___o_\ > > /_____/NBSZJlDYTRRBNWMMM \ ___( \ > > NNBR0PRRBNMMMMMMMlIPZSKRNWMMMV \__._\ \ > > NMBRR00PRBNNMMMMM_o___o___o__/ )_ __)o)<X> > > NMMBRR00PRRBNNMMM___o___o___/ /___/ / > > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_/\_/\_/\_( _/___x)/ > > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM \/ \/ \/ __ / / ` > > __NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_________|_ / _' > > /__ ________ ___)(< (====. > > \_____________________________)_\ __\---' > > VMBBR00RBNMNV |__|\/ > > lMBRR00RNMV - > > VMB00BMNV joris bellenger > > VMB0BMV svz...@xs4all.nl > > b'ger - > > VMV IN ASCII ART WE TRUST > > V - > > I gave this guy a head and diddled the shading a bit. > > A > /'\ > (__'\ > \__ \ > \__`\iRBNMMbn. > \_ \VAPRBNMMb > \o_)lI<= (=\ > / ` ) , _\ ) > ) / (_(/ > /_ __( \ __ _| > _| |_ > ,edMMNBRB)\ \_ /(PRBNMMbn. > dMMNBRPAV/o(_____)o\VAPRBNMMb > fMMWBRYIli\ o o o /rlIPRBWMMj > MMBRRSZIlti+._.-._.+ilIZSRRBMMM > /_o__o_/KZYI0lLRBNWMMMN\_o___o_\ > /_____/flZJlDYTPRKBBNWMM \ ___( \ > NNBR0PRRBNMMMMMMMlIPZSKRNWMMMV \__._\ \ > NMBRR00PRBNNMMMMM_o___o___o__/ )_ __)o)<X> > NMMBRR00PRRBNNMMM___o___o___/ /___/ / > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_/\_/\_/\_( __/___x)/ > NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM \/ \/ \/ __ ) /(` > __NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_________|_ / _') > /__ ________ ___)(< (====. > \_____________________________)_\ __\---' > VMBBR00RBNMNV |__|\/ > lMBRR00RNMV - > VMB00BMNV joris bellenger > VMB0BMV svz...@xs4all.nl > b'ger - > VMV IN ASCII ART WE TRUST > V - > > joris One more diddle... /\ (_'\ (__ \ \__`\iRBNMMbn. \_ \VAPRBNMMb \o_)lI<= (=\ / ` ) , _\ ) ) / (_(/ /_ __( \ __ _| _| |_ ,edMMNBRB)\ \_ /(PRBNMMbn. dMMNBRPAV/o(_____)o\VAPRBNMMb fMMWBRYIli\ o o o /rlIPRBWMMj MMBRRSZIlti+._.-._.+ilIZSRRBMMM /_o__o_/KZYI0lLRBNWMMMN\_o___o_\ /_____/flZJlDYTPRKBBNWMM \ ___( \ NNBR0PRRBNMMMMMMMlIPZSKRNWMMMV \__._\ \ NMBRR00PRBNNMMMMM_o___o___o__/ )_ __)o)<X> NMMBRR00PRRBNNMMM___o___o___/ /___/ / NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_/\_/\_/\_( __/___x)/ NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM \/ \/ \/ __ ) /(` __NMMBBRR00PRRBNNMM_________|_ / _') /__ ________ ___)(< (====. \_____________________________)_\ __\---' VMBBR00RBNMNV |__|\/ lMBRR00RNMV - VMB00BMNV joris bellenger VMB0BMV svz...@xs4all.nl b'ger - VMV IN ASCII ART WE TRUST V -
joris bellenger wrote: > �|�� wrote: > <snip> > > > Other than that it's a nice sig. :-) > > > > Too many rules. I disqualify myself. > > It's the rules that make it difficult (read: interesting). > I'm glad *somebody* got the idea! :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Medical Kochanski wrote: > > Gah! I spurn this contest! > > *flounce* The "no crossposting" rule is really bugging you, isn't it? :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Margerita Baus wrote: > > This is the first time I send something to alt-ascii-art. Tell me, when > there are still to much Figletised elements. I have changed the original > figlet-font but perhaps not enough in your opinion. I just wanted to discoruage this kind of thing: /T /I / |/ | .-~/ T\ Y I |/ / _ /T | \I | I Y.-~/ I l /I T\ | | l | T / T\ | \ Y l /T | \I l \ ` l Y __ | \l \l \I l __l l \ ` _. | \ ~-l `\ `\ \ \\ ~\ \ `. .-~ | \ ~-. "-. ` \ ^._ ^. "-. / \ | .--~-._ ~- ` _ ~-_.-"-." ._ /._ ." ./ >--. ~-. ._ ~>-" "\\ 7 7 ] ^.___~"--._ ~-{ .-~ . `\ Y . / | <__ ~"-. ~ /_/ \ \I Y : | ^-.__ ~(_/ \ >._: | l______ ^--.,___.-~" /_/ ! `-.~"--l_ / ~"-. (_/ . ~( /' "~"--,Y -=b-. _) (_/ . \ : / l c"~o \ \ / `. . .^ \_.-~"~--. ) (_/ . ` / / ! )/ / / _. '. .': / ' ~(_/ . / _ ` .-<_ /_/ . ' .-~" `. / \ \ ,z=. ~( / ' : | K "-.~-.______// "-,. l I/ \_ __{--->._(==. //( \ < ~"~" // /' /\ \ \ ,v=. (( .^. / /\ " }__ //===- ` / / ' ' "-.,__ {---(==- .^ ' : T ~" ll -Row / . . . : | :! \\ __ __ (_/ / | | j-" ~^ /\ \/\ \ ~-<_(_.^-~" __ \ \ \ \ \ __ _ __ ___ ___ /\_\ ___ __ \ \ \ \ \ /'__`\/\`'__\/ __`\ /' _ `\/\ \ /'___\ /'__`\ \ \ \_/ \/\ __/\ \ \//\ \L\ \/\ \/\ \ \ \/\ \__//\ \L\.\_ \ `\___/\ \____\\ \_\\ \____/\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____\ \__/.\_\ `\/__/ \/____/ \/_/ \/___/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/____/\/__/\/_/ Sure, it looks good, but I did not make the bird and I did not make the text. All I did was a little copy-paste and there it was... We have already seen this bird too many times, so it's nothing new and *I* certainly don't deserve any credit for it! It's also a hideously big thing to use as a sig, so it would belong in the "Troll Sig!!1!" class (a fact which in itself could be a message worth listening to before using something like that as a sig...). -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
"�|��" <x...@y.com> wrote this by accident! uB? Micro Bees?! Micro Robot Bees?!!
AFFA MU <no...@crack.pot> wrote in message news:37b...@news.earthlink.net... > "�|��" <x...@y.com> wrote this by accident! > > uB? Micro Bees?! Micro Robot Bees?!! > > You mean teh "whiskerbees"
**wnaker.
Hypocrite <jos...@mailandnews.com> wrote in message
news:jos...@localhost23.localhost...
> In article <37B...@earthling.net>, Veronica Karlsson
<aci...@earthling.net> wrote:
>
> > joris bellenger wrote:
> > > �|�� wrote:
> > > <snip>
> > > > > Other than that it's a nice sig. :-)
> > > >
> > > > Too many rules. I disqualify myself.
> > >
> > > It's the rules that make it difficult (read: interesting).
> > >
> >
> > I'm glad *somebody* got the idea! :-)
>
> I think that the rules for this sig contest should include posting
> all sigs to alt.warlord with the statement that because bandwidth and
> disks are free, sigs can be AS LONG AS WE WANT
You now have TWO spots in my .sig, Josh, for writing that beautiful
sentence.
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Act NOW to rent your spot in my .sig!!!1!!!11!!
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"I think that the rules for this sig contest should include posting
all sigs to alt.warlord with the statement that because bandwidth and
disks are free, sigs can be AS LONG AS WE WANT."
Josh Kramer tells it like it is in :
<jos...@localhost23.localhost>
Hypocrite wrote: > In article <37B...@earthling.net>, Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote: > > > joris bellenger wrote: > > > �|�� wrote: > > > <snip> > > > > > Other than that it's a nice sig. :-) > > > > > > > > Too many rules. I disqualify myself. > > > > > > It's the rules that make it difficult (read: interesting). > > > > > > > I'm glad *somebody* got the idea! :-) > > I think that the rules for this sig contest should include posting > all sigs to alt.warlord with the statement that because bandwidth and > disks are free, sigs can be AS LONG AS WE WANT > Nobody said you couldn't make your sig as long as you wanted. Just be sure to fill the 'Troll Sig' entry form. That's all. <quote>4. Size requirements There are three classes: Politically Correct: Max four lines high, Max 72 columns wide. Acceptable if Good: Max ten lines high, Max 80 columns wide. Troll Sig!!1!: No size limits. </quote> ^ | See that? -------+ joris
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| Sig Competition Entry |
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| Your name: Niels Rasmus Hansen |
| |
| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [x] alt.ascii-art |
| [ ] alt.romath |
| |
| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [ ] Politically Correct |
| [x] Acceptable if Good |
| [ ] Troll Sig!!1! |
+--------------------------------------+
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___...---''
___...---'\'___
'' _.-'' _`'.______\\.
/_.) )..- __..--'\\
( __..--'' Niels Rasmus Hansen
'-''\@ niels.pils(at)get2net.dk
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| Sig Competition Entry |
+--------------------------------------+
| Your name: Nico Okha |
| |
| Which newsgroup do you "come from"? |
| [X] alt.ascii-art |
| [ ] alt.romath |
| |
| Which class is the sig competing in? |
| [X] Politically Correct |
| [ ] Acceptable if Good |
| [ ] Troll Sig!!1! |
+--------------------------------------+
---==_<~>_ /\ =O / /^~\ \ /~^\.O~\
--==/, " .\//^'. . ( \/" >" _<O>\ mOm\--^~,).-~~
--=<_"But no living man am I!"" <^I/~~^nico okha `\ ) .
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > As I said in the rules, I have kept info and stuff here: > > http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/q/sigs9908/ > > The trolls made a beautiful effort which brought the group up to almost > it's normal "post count". Medical WereKochanski made a few very nice > tries and managed to successfully break almost all the rules. This > dedication deserves a reward. Here's a little something to put in your > sig MedCat: > > _ /\.'|_ > _.-| |\ | / |_ > / \ _>-"""-._.'|_ > >`-.' To `./ \ > /`./ Medical \-< > `-| WereKochanski |_/ > /_| for breaking |_\ > ) | many rules in | | > -<| the big sig |\/ > `'_\ competition /`< > |_/`. .'\_/ > \_/ >-.._..-'\_| > `-`_| \_\|_/ > | `' | | > | | | > | | | > | | | > | | | > | /\ | | > | /| \ |\ | > |/ |/ \| \| > > In the Politically Correct class Nico Okha made a very brave attempt at > a three-liner. Unfortunately I can't see what it's supposed to be. The > other three are very even and it's hard to choose a winner, but after > thinking and looking and thinking and looking and thinking and looking > some more, I finally decided to give the first prize to Jens > Reissenweber's car sig: > > __ _. /`_`_/.-'`/ -= WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP =- _______ > \ `--/ |o_,---.. / /__ / / Hungarian Grand Prix _\=.o.=/_ > `-(_)______(_)_`. / ___/ / / Budapest - on August 15th |_|_____|_| > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_/~~~~~/_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jrei~~ > > I had no trouble picking the winner for the Acceptable if Good class. > They were all very nice but Niels Rasmus Hansen's little helicopter was > in a class clearly above the others: > > ___...---'' > ___...---'\'___ > '' _.-'' _`'.______\\. > /_.) )..- __..--'\\ > ( __..--'' Niels Rasmus Hansen > '-''\@ niels.pils(at)get2net.dk > > The best Troll Sig!!1! was made by Vladimir Dmitrieva (sorry Joris, but > size does count for these, and yours just wasn't offensively big enough). Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck it says in Vladdy's .sig?
As I said in the rules, I have kept info and stuff here:
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/q/sigs9908/
The trolls made a beautiful effort which brought the group up to almost
it's normal "post count". Medical WereKochanski made a few very nice
tries and managed to successfully break almost all the rules. This
dedication deserves a reward. Here's a little something to put in your
sig MedCat:
_ /\.'|_
_.-| |\ | / |_
/ \ _>-"""-._.'|_
>`-.' To `./ \
/`./ Medical \-<
`-| WereKochanski |_/
/_| for breaking |_\
) | many rules in | |
-<| the big sig |\/
`'_\ competition /`<
|_/`. .'\_/
\_/ >-.._..-'\_|
`-`_| \_\|_/
| `' | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| /\ | |
| /| \ |\ |
|/ |/ \| \|
In the Politically Correct class Nico Okha made a very brave attempt at
a three-liner. Unfortunately I can't see what it's supposed to be. The
other three are very even and it's hard to choose a winner, but after
thinking and looking and thinking and looking and thinking and looking
some more, I finally decided to give the first prize to Jens
Reissenweber's car sig:
__ _. /`_`_/.-'`/ -= WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP =- _______
\ `--/ |o_,---.. / /__ / / Hungarian Grand Prix _\=.o.=/_
`-(_)______(_)_`. / ___/ / / Budapest - on August 15th |_|_____|_|
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_/~~~~~/_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jrei~~
I had no trouble picking the winner for the Acceptable if Good class.
They were all very nice but Niels Rasmus Hansen's little helicopter was
in a class clearly above the others:
___...---''
___...---'\'___
'' _.-'' _`'.______\\.
/_.) )..- __..--'\\
( __..--'' Niels Rasmus Hansen
'-''\@ niels.pils(at)get2net.dk
The best Troll Sig!!1! was made by Vladimir Dmitrieva (sorry Joris, but
size does count for these, and yours just wasn't offensively big enough).
_ /\.'|_
_.-| |\ | / |_
/ \ _>-"""-._.'|_
>`-.' `./ \
/`./ Best \-<
`-| Troll Sig!!1! |_/
/_| |_\
) | Vladimir | |
`'_\ Dmitrieva /`<
|_/`. .'\_/
\_/ >-.._..-'\_|
`-`_| \_\|_/
| `' | |
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|/ |/ \| \|
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vlad's sig was absolutely brilliant..I wanna know how he came up with it...if you all wanna see what it looked like I put a graphic up here of it at 25%: http://members.theglobe.com/jadedthought/vlad.jpg Jaded > > The best Troll Sig!!1! was made by Vladimir Dmitrieva (sorry Joris, but > > size does count for these, and yours just wasn't offensively big enough). > > Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck it says in Vladdy's .sig?
In article <37B...@earthling.net>, Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote: > > As I said in the rules, I have kept info and stuff here: > > http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/q/sigs9908/ > > The trolls made a beautiful effort which brought the group up to almost > it's normal "post count". Medical WereKochanski made a few very nice > tries and managed to successfully break almost all the rules. This > dedication deserves a reward. Here's a little something to put in your > sig MedCat: > > _ /\.'|_ > _.-| |\ | / |_ > / \ _>-"""-._.'|_ > >`-.' To `./ \ > /`./ Medical \-< > `-| WereKochanski |_/ > /_| for breaking |_\ > ) | many rules in | | > -<| the big sig |\/ > `'_\ competition /`< > |_/`. .'\_/ > \_/ >-.._..-'\_| > `-`_| \_\|_/ > | `' | | > | | | > | | | > | | | > | | | > | /\ | | > | /| \ |\ | > |/ |/ \| \| > > In the Politically Correct class Nico Okha made a very brave attempt at > a three-liner. Unfortunately I can't see what it's supposed to be. The > other three are very even and it's hard to choose a winner, but after > thinking and looking and thinking and looking and thinking and looking > some more, I finally decided to give the first prize to Jens > Reissenweber's car sig: > > __ _. /`_`_/.-'`/ -= WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP =- _______ > \ `--/ |o_,---.. / /__ / / Hungarian Grand Prix _\=.o.=/_ > `-(_)______(_)_`. / ___/ / / Budapest - on August 15th |_|_____|_| > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_/~~~~~/_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~jrei~~ > > I had no trouble picking the winner for the Acceptable if Good class. > They were all very nice but Niels Rasmus Hansen's little helicopter was > in a class clearly above the others: > > ___...---'' > ___...---'\'___ > '' _.-'' _`'.______\\. > /_.) )..- __..--'\\ > ( __..--'' Niels Rasmus Hansen > '-''\@ niels.pils(at)get2net.dk > > The best Troll Sig!!1! was made by Vladimir Dmitrieva (sorry Joris, but > size does count for these, and yours just wasn't offensively big enough). > > _ /\.'|_ > _.-| |\ | / |_ > / \ _>-"""-._.'|_ > >`-.' `./ \ > /`./ Best \-< > `-| Troll Sig!!1! |_/ > /_| |_\ > ) | Vladimir | | > `'_\ Dmitrieva /`< > |_/`. .'\_/ > \_/ >-.._..-'\_| > `-`_| \_\|_/ > | `' | | > | | | > | | | > | | | > | | | > | /\ | | > | /| \ |\ | > |/ |/ \| \| > > -- > (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ > / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ . ___ / Oh Woe is me! _/ | \_,v=--- |_____| _/< ' --- == > ' [_____] __>,^ ' ejm | | //| | ___ _/ | \_,^^^=--- |_____| > '\ I go away for just a couple of days --- == > ' and what happens??? [_____] __>,^ ' ejm | | //| | NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- __________ /_________/`-_ ___ _-' `-_ /| | . .+ _ +` { } | | ||))(` \\'(||| > |()|` | ____________ | | | | \/|| | | | | | /\|| | | | | | | | | | | |)()|)()(|\/... | ||\/ |||| | | / | ||/\ ,*. |||| | | | | ,' `. | | | + | | \ /| `. | | | |)()| (`\/(`|) | |_____V_|____| | | | | : / | | | | | :/: | | | ||. _ | _ | | / : | | | ||| < (| |` (| > | | /: @ | | | | | / : | | | | |( ) : | | | | | : | | | | | : | | | | | : | | | _|_ . | _|_ . | | | : | | | | | /` |/ | | /` |/ | | : | | | | | \, |\ | | \, |\ | | @ | | | | |____________| | | |______ejm_______|`', \_,^/^^%--- <' ' \ DRAT! llizard aka ejm < cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ^^|\ ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions / / http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
In article <37B...@earthling.net>, Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> writes > +--------------------------------------+ > | Sig Competition Entry | > +--------------------------------------+ > | Your name: | > | | > | Which newsgroup do you "come from"? | > | [X] alt.ascii-art | > | [ ] alt.romath | > | | > | Which class is the sig competing in? | > | [ ] Politically Correct | > | [ ] Acceptable if Good | > | [X] Troll Sig!!1! | > +--------------------------------------+ Redrawn after the famous photograph of L Ron Hubbard auditing a tomato (that's the tomato on the left). __ .\|/////.. ||_.-' '. /\\|// ---- // ; | ----- --._// .\|/. .==== =====. --- -----------X*E*M*U-----------+ (( //(####) \d]>||<[d]>\ (~\ | || v '--'\\ . | \ | ''Auditting your Garden | || ; v . {_ \ : \/ Plants'' by L Ron Tubbard | // .' : .'___' : ' Bridge Publications | // ; '. ~===~ /\ $949.99 paperback | // . .... o : /__\'''' / \ | . \\\\~~~~|~~~~~~~|\\ / /\/,,, further details, ring | . | .\''. |/''''/.|,,\\ //,,,,,,, 01 800 FOR TRUT | '.|: O :|[ / ]|,,,,\/,,,,,,,,, | ----------------| '...' |[__O__]|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, --------------------------+ |_______|_______|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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