Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Nov 2005.
Jesus Christ Bling
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 28 Nov 2005 - 7 Dec 2005
Well, it looks more like a John-the-baptist bling than a JC bling,
to me, but never mind. They both begin with a J.
Incredibly, my wife overheard this in a knick-knack shop recently:-
Customer: Have you got a crucifix please?
Server: Sure, you want a plain one or one with the little man on it?
BTW, for those not in the know, here is J the B...
.|||||. /
|||||||||
|||||| . \
|||||| -'
||||||| -|
||||||| -'
|.--' `--------------._
/ ___________\____
/ ( . ) ( . ).' / \
( `-' `-'/ | = = |
\ ) . ( | |
|)/ \ \ .. /
==( ) \ \__/ /
||\ \%/ / \_ _/
|| \ | /
|| \ | /
|| ( )|( )
|| / | \ ____________________
|| ( | ) _____/ \__
|| \ | / _/ __ __\_
|| ) | ( / \_ / \ \
\/ (mm|mm) |__________________________________|
...and here is JC...
_,-,_
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)(e e)(
(| - |)
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,-`\ \ _/ ^ \
/ a`-.| ,====, ,-'~~'-,_ _,--''--,_
( |\a \ ((`. .)) (\ / '' `\
\| \ \'| )) -/( ))_/ , )\
' `-'\ {`\/ \ (\ /`\ /) ( | \
\/ ) `< `< , , \ / )
/ (0)/ \ ^ \ _/ \ /_,-| '\ ( "`
( o'o~`-, \\, // \ \ | | /\ \
/`--'/ \ o/)| \ /\ ) ( > ( >
| \ | || || | / | /
\_ _,-> \ | || || // //
|___|(__,___._)_,__| /| /| /| /|
-- '' -'-'-- '' -'-'
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Bill Taylor wrote the following -._ > Customer: Have you got a crucifix please? > > Server: Sure, you want a plain one or one with the little man on it? That is funny! And much shorter than the commentary I had for the drawing on my lj. http://www.livejournal.com/users/faux_pseudo/50316.html Brevity is the soul of wit. Nice J the B drawing. Needs a little polishing but the idea is there. Though I haven't seen VK behead anyone in the past. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Faux_Pseudo wrote: > Bill Taylor wrote: > > BTW, for those not in the know, here is J the B... > > <snip> > > Nice J the B drawing. Needs a little polishing but the idea is > there. Though I haven't seen VK behead anyone in the past. Then you have not been paying attention. :-) It is a little rough because it was made "live in chat". VK [email] [home] 21 Oct. 22:16, from: 130.240.2.44, red .---------------------------------------. ( that's right, keep those eyes closed... ) `---------------------------------------' O o ________ .|||||. o / \ ||||||||| | _ _ | |||||| . \ | | |||||| -' \ .. / ||||||| -| \ \__/ / ||||||| -' \_ _/ |.--' `--------------__ / \ __ / ________/ \ / ( . ) ( . ).' | | ( /`-' `-'/ / | | \ \ \) . ( | | | | \ \|_______\________|_ A A | (_\ ___________________> \ / \ | \|| \%/ / | | | | | | \ | / / | | | | \ \ | / | | | | | | ( )|( ) / / / \ \ \ / | \ | | | | | | ( | ) |__| | | |__| \ | / | /\ | ) | ( | | | | (mm|mm) (___| |___) VK [email] [home] 21 Oct. 22:20, from: 130.240.2.44, red .--------------------------------------------. ( you can never be too careful with these guys ) /`--------------------------------------------' / .|||||. / ||||||||| |||||| . \ |||||| -' ||||||| -| ||||||| -' |.--' `--------------._ / ___________\____ / ( . ) ( . ).' / \ ( `-' `-'/ | = = | \ ) . ( | | |)/ \ \ .. / ==( ) \ \__/ / ||\ \%/ / \_ _/ || \ | / || \ | / || ( )|( ) || / | \ ____________________ || ( | ) _____/ \__ || \ | / _/ __ __\_ || ) | ( / \_ / \ \ \/ (mm|mm) |__________________________________| Here is the whole story: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/chat/archive/1998/meph_alien.html.gz -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
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