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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 28 Nov 2005.
Jesus Christ Bling

Jesus Christ Bling

Well, it looks more like a John-the-baptist bling than a JC bling,
to me, but never mind.  They both begin with a J.

Incredibly, my wife overheard this in a knick-knack shop recently:-

Customer:  Have you got a crucifix please?

Server:   Sure, you want a plain one or one with the little man on it?


BTW, for those not in the know, here is J the B...

     .|||||. /
    |||||||||
   |||||| . \
   ||||||   -'
  |||||||  -|
  ||||||| -'
  |.--'   `--------------._
  /             ___________\____
 / ( . ) ( . ).'       /        \
(   `-'   `-'/        |  =    =  |
 \  )   .   (         |          |
 |)/         \         \   ..   /
==(           )         \ \__/ /
 ||\   \%/   /           \_  _/
 || \   |   /
 ||  \  |  /
 ||  ( )|( )
 ||  /  |  \                 ____________________
 || (   |   )          _____/                    \__
 ||  \  |  /         _/                   __      __\_
 ||   ) | (         /   \_    /                     \ \
 \/  (mm|mm)       |__________________________________|


...and here is JC...

                        _,-,_
                       ((())))
                       )(e e)(
                       (| - |)
                      _)(\_/)(_
          _._.--''--/`   \ /   `\
       ,-`\  \    _/      ^      \
      /   a`-.| ,====,           ,-'~~'-,_  _,--''--,_
     ( |\a   \ ((`. .))    (\   /         ''          `\
      \| \ \'|  )) -/(      ))_/                  ,     )\
       '  `-'\  {`\/ \  (\ /`\ /)                (      | \
              \/      )  `<   `<     ,         , \     /   )
              /    (0)/    \ ^  \ _/  \    /_,-| '\    (   "`
             (   o'o~`-,    \\, // \   \   |   |  /\   \
             /`--'/     \    o/)|   \  /\  )   (  > (  >
            |            \      |    ||  ||    | /  | /
             \_ _,->      \     |    ||  ||    //   //
             |___|(__,___._)_,__|    /|  /|   /|   /|
                                 -- '' -'-'-- '' -'-'

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From: "Bill Taylor" <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz>
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Subject: Jesus Christ Bling
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