Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Oct 1998.
Nessies
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· 5 messages · 23 Oct 1998 - 26 Oct 1998
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If you don't see any of my mega-crosspostings
for the next couple of months, it is because:
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_____I_N_T_E_R_S_E_C_T_I_O_N___W_O_R_L_D_C_O_N___1_9_9_5______
The 53rd World Science Fiction Convention
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND -- AUGUST 24-28, 1995
Yes! It's Official! It's Real! And it's happening next week!
That jet-jogging "Wizard of Speed and Time" will be a surprise
-={ FILM GUEST of HONOR }=-
\ at WORLD CON 95 /
aka, "The Intersection of Space and Time"!
(IMHO, _much_ better than "Everyone's going to the W.C.!" ;)
(When I got the news, I celebrated by biking to Hollywood and
seeing both "Braveheart" and "Judge Dredd". After getting the
flavour of the British Isles, I'm packing my bags accordingly
-- ie, lots and lots of first-aid supplies, bandages, slings,
and an assortment of lockpicks. ...It's just like _home_! ;)
I shall be personally presenting the _original_ archival 16mm
filmprints of "Animato" and "Time Tripper", which got me that
astounding co-starring role on Walt Disney's 50th Anniversary
TV Special (...could it have been the films' subliminals?? ;)
as well as the original 16mm print of the "Wizard of Speed and
Time" short subject, which grew into an overblown, ego-maniacal
feature, and then into this Astounding InterNet Phenomenon!!
Also showing will be rare and blurry (cuz it's NTSC) videos of
my early Disney work, including "Mouse Mania"; the ever-so-much
-fun "Trash the Flash", exposing a shot-for-shot rip-off of my
movie by CBS/Warners; and my "Hiking Viking" work-in-progress.
Followed by an unrehearsed Question & Denial session for an hour
or until they turn off the room power (bring your Maglites!).
Plus, they've got me scheduled for a bunch of other things (I
get to be a Panel Zombie if I'm still jetlagged); and I live
in fear that they'll want a Clever and Lucid Banquet Speech.
Come join the throng and watch me fall on face, won't you?
To help finance this flight of fantasy, I'll be bringing over
a finite number of original *Kelly Freas* Wizard Movie Posters,
for sale at a mere GBP 20. But if you're a loyal lurker of
this newsgroup, just say so, and YOU can have a poster for only
U.S. $25! (Ornately calligraphied Wizard/Jittlov *Autographs*
will still be FREE -- and I'll even sign my name in American!)
(Still unsure of my accommodations, especially for the 2 months
_after_ the con. Non-flaming suggestions are most welcomed! :)
o================================o:; ,::::,*.:::::.*.::::::::::::
| Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc |';* ';;'..`::::' `:*`:;::::::
| jit...@erehwon.caltech.edu |;.;+, '* ```:'o o `, `::;::
| & alt.fan.mike-jittlov |,',.::.. .' .' |\^/|:. `*:.. `*
| (but lately backpacking around |...May All Your \Y/ Good Dreams
| Scandinavia & Middle Earth...) |and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
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"So much to see! So much to do!!" -- every UK tour brochure ;)
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Now who was it who wanted the Loch Ness Monster? =^)
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Haste ye back,
>Message-id: <909...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>
a few more Nessies...
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.----- On 23 Oct 1998 17:02:37 GMT, Colin Douthwaite posted: | |jro ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ |~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ | /\/\__ ~~~_~ _ ~~~~_~ ~~~ | ~~ ()()_ \~~~ / \ ~~/ \~ / \~~~ /\~ | /oo/ \ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ / |~~ \_/~~ \_____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ ~~ -Patrick Oglesbee- | _~~~~ ~~~ ~~ | ~~~ ____| |______/>~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ | (_____________}X ~~~~ ~ | ~~~ ~~ \> ~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ |~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ |~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~~ | '------------------------------- *Patrick* Oglesbee? :o/ Why is it signed jro as in Jonathon Oglesbee? just wondering........ |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
Martin Atkins wrote in message <363...@news.vossnet.net>... >.----- On 23 Oct 1998 17:02:37 GMT, Colin Douthwaite posted: >| >|jro ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ >|~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ >| /\/\__ ~~~_~ _ ~~~~_~ ~~~ >| ~~ ()()_ \~~~ / \ ~~/ \~ / \~~~ /\~ >| /oo/ \ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ _ \__/ / >|~~ \_/~~ \_____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ ~~ -Patrick Oglesbee- >| _~~~~ ~~~ ~~ >| ~~~ ____| |______/>~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ >| (_____________}X ~~~~ ~ >| ~~~ ~~ \> ~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ >|~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ >|~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~~ >| >'------------------------------- > >*Patrick* Oglesbee? :o/ > >Why is it signed jro as in Jonathon Oglesbee? > >just wondering........ > >|\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- >| |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com That was my 12-year old, who loaded the newsgroups here at the house. He promptly denounced it all as trash, and lost interest. Oh well.... JRO
Colin Douthwaite wrote:
Wanna know the REAL Nessie?
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Well, it's magic mushrooms, that grow on the banks of Loch Ness...
( Those and some whisky will make you see anything you can think of =)
*Grin*
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____ Time : Mon Oct 26 16:40:42 1998
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