Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Jan 2000.
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Spam report sent to: abu...@tpsa.pl Spam report sent to: pos...@news.ipartners.pl Spam report sent to: pos...@ipartners.pl Spam report sent to: pos...@ikp.pl, because of stupid usenet SPAM. Oml <om...@go2.pl> kirjoitti viestiss�:388...@news.astercity.net... > > >
Nytefog,
your spam report report only contributes to the noise
that the spam itself created...Its ok to reports spam,
just dont post here about it,unless you get a letter
from the spammers mother that describes horrible retrobution
that shall be faced by the guilty party.I might want to
hear about that.
At least you didnt REPLY to the spam,bitching about the
spam like Martin(i believe) used to do.
And if you just cant help yerself,then please include
an "Obligatory Ascii" in yer post...
OBascii:
Plate with spam and tofu,garnished with spoon and fork.
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`--..##_Oo.--'/ /
enjoy.
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Krogg wrote: <snip> > And if you just cant help yerself,then please include > an "Obligatory Ascii" in yer post... > > OBascii: > > Plate with spam and tofu,garnished with spoon and fork. > ____ > ,--""# o""--. O y > `--..##_Oo.--'/ / > > enjoy. > So _that's_ what OBascii meant. I have been pondering this for months, but felt it was too stupid to ask. -- From the warped mind of Shaun Mead -- -- Talk to me on ICQ! I am #26586042 -- -- Beware the Monsoon! Check out http://rctm.homepage.com -- ,+^'+, ,+'^'+, ,+'^'+, EMAIL: sha...@ns.sympatico.ca ^+.+^ ^+.+^ "Now get out of my store, and come again!" - Apu, from the Simpsons.
nytefog wrote: > Oml <om...@go2.pl> kirjoitti viestiss�:388...@news.astercity.net... > > > > Spam report sent to: abu...@tpsa.pl <snip> > because of stupid usenet SPAM. So you sent a "spam report". That's fine. However, you don't have to tell the rest of us about it. -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Shaun Mead wrote: > Krogg wrote: > <snip> > > And if you just cant help yerself,then please include > > an "Obligatory Ascii" in yer post... > > > > OBascii: > > > > Plate with spam and tofu,garnished with spoon and fork. > > ____ > > ,--""# o""--. O y > > `--..##_Oo.--'/ / > > > > enjoy. > > > > So _that's_ what OBascii meant. I have been pondering this for months, but felt > it was too stupid to ask. > Hey, this guy is right. I think the FAQ should say something about Obascii: what it means, when to use it and why. joris
joris bellenger wrote: > > Shaun Mead wrote: > > > Krogg wrote: > > <snip> > > > And if you just cant help yerself,then please include > > > an "Obligatory Ascii" in yer post... > > > > > > OBascii: > > > > > > Plate with spam and tofu,garnished with spoon and fork. > > > ____ > > > ,--""# o""--. O y > > > `--..##_Oo.--'/ / > > > > > > enjoy. > > > > > > > So _that's_ what OBascii meant. I have been pondering this for months, but felt > > it was too stupid to ask. > > > > Hey, this guy is right. I think the FAQ should say something > about Obascii: what it means, when to use it and why. > > joris Oh, so THAT's ob-ascii. So my tampon was off-topic? -- Interface: Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity ojo...@lunatech.com
On Fri, 28 Jan 2000 14:54:57 +0000, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> provoked the following text: >> > > And if you just cant help yerself,then please include >> > > an "Obligatory Ascii" in yer post... >> > > OBascii: >> > > Plate with spam and tofu,garnished with spoon and fork. >> > > ____ >> > > ,--""# o""--. O y >> > > `--..##_Oo.--'/ / >> > > enjoy. >> > So _that's_ what OBascii meant. I have been pondering this for months, but felt >> > it was too stupid to ask. >> Hey, this guy is right. I think the FAQ should say something >> about Obascii: what it means, when to use it and why. >Oh, so THAT's ob-ascii. >So my tampon was off-topic? You use tampons??? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist.
PPW: > >Oh, so THAT's ob-ascii. > >So my tampon was off-topic? > > You use tampons??? Naah, my dentist does... Seems to have made a sport of it to see how many you can cram in one mouth. I'm pretty sure that fits the description "Alternative use" =) o!O. > -- > Peter Punk > \ / > ---\\\\--- > / \ > > UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. -- Interface: Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity ojo...@lunatech.com
On Mon, 31 Jan 2000 12:47:24 +0000, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> provoked the following text: >> >Oh, so THAT's ob-ascii. >> >So my tampon was off-topic? >> You use tampons??? >Naah, my dentist does... >Seems to have made a sport of it to see how many you >can cram in one mouth. I wonder what dentist holds the world record :-)) >I'm pretty sure that fits the description "Alternative use" =) Talk about alternative uses for tampons, i saw a show last night about bodyguards, did you know that they always carry a tampon in case their VIP gets shot? It seems to fit snugly into a bullethole and it stops the bleeding. OBSCII: Tampon (duh!): ____ (____|-, : ,` ; Tampon mouse (does my creativity have no borders? :-)): ()__ ('___|-, : ,` ; -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9 and Earth - 2
Peter Punk wrote: > > Talk about alternative uses for tampons, i saw a show last night about > bodyguards, did you know that they always carry a tampon in case their VIP gets > shot? It seems to fit snugly into a bullethole and it stops the bleeding. Hey! That's a good tip... I'll tell it to my gf. Next time she needs one she'll just ask one of those 1.92m square guys in dark suits with sunglasses =) ( Instead of sending me to the shop =) > OBSCII: > > Tampon (duh!): > ____ > (____|-, > : > ,` > ; Jesus man! It's not suppoesed to be a bell-rope! A girl using these can never wear a short skirt =) *grin* OBSCII ,-------------. (o) _ __ _____ )--. `-------------' ) ( / `---' (Infrared-guided fly-by-wire missile) -- Europe: The final countdown ojo...@lunatech.com
Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> <949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>... > > OBSCII: > > > > Tampon (duh!): > > ____ > > (____|-, > > : > > ,` > > ; > > Jesus man! It's not suppoesed to be a bell-rope! > A girl using these can never wear a short skirt =) > *grin* > <snip> I think that would depend on if she is wearing underwear or not ^-^ Obascii: __________ _| ` / |__________' \ \ / -- J. Viddal
"J.Viddal" wrote: > I think that would depend on if she is wearing underwear or not ^-^ > [SNIP OBASCII (actually OBSCII) ] > J. Viddal Spoilsport!!! OBSCII: __________________________ / `--- """"""""""""""""""|] /_ ==o __________________| ),---.(_(__) / // (\) ),----' // // /`-----' \ """""""""' _ _____ ( "\ ,-[_____) \ \ ( `-\ __) Applicator (With two rounds) -- Europe: The final countdown ojo...@lunatech.com
On Fri, 04 Feb 2000 17:59:01 +0000, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> provoked the following text: >"J.Viddal" wrote: > >> I think that would depend on if she is wearing underwear or not ^-^ >> >[SNIP OBASCII (actually OBSCII) ] > >> J. Viddal > >Spoilsport!!! > >OBSCII: > __________________________ > / `--- """"""""""""""""""|] > /_ ==o __________________| > ),---.(_(__) / > // (\) ),----' > // // >/`-----' \ >"""""""""' _ > _____ ( "\ > ,-[_____) \ \ >( `-\ > __) >Applicator (With two rounds) Hey! I never saw that post you've replied to. :-( How in the world can i make a fun conversation here when i see only part of the posts? -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ A man needs a good memory after he has lied.
Peter Punk wrote: > > > Hey! I never saw that post you've replied to. :-( > How in the world can i make a fun conversation here when i see only part of the > posts? Meesa replied to J.Viddal's posting... Quoted here... --->> > > Tampon (duh!): > > ____ > > (____|-, > > : > > ,` > > ; > > Jesus man! It's not suppoesed to be a bell-rope! > A girl using these can never wear a short skirt =) > *grin* > <snip> I think that would depend on if she is wearing underwear or not ^-^ Obascii: __________ _| ` / |__________' \ \ / -- J. Viddal <<--- -- Europe: The final countdown ojo...@lunatech.com
On Mon, 14 Feb 2000 12:28:16 +0000, "Ojosh!ro" <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> provoked the following text: >> Hey! I never saw that post you've replied to. :-( >> How in the world can i make a fun conversation here when i see only part of the >> posts? >Meesa replied to J.Viddal's posting... >Quoted here... Thanks! >--->> >> > Tampon (duh!): >> > ____ >> > (____|-, >> > : >> > ,` >> > ; >> Jesus man! It's not suppoesed to be a bell-rope! >> A girl using these can never wear a short skirt =) >> *grin* Why not? It would make for a sweet view! :-)) >I think that would depend on if she is wearing underwear or not ^-^ >Obascii: > > ________()) SQUEEK! > _| o` > / |___________' > \ > \ > / Why? Would she pee when seeing a mouse? :-)) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.
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