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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Jan 2000.
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alt.ascii-art · 23 messages · 23 Jan 2000 - 1 Feb 2000
TooShy <sir...@teleport.com> ASCII art 23 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
                     %%
                   <<><>>
                   %_%%_%%    We Are Waiting
                  %%%O O%%%       For You
                   %% ( %%       
              _     ( = )        To Be Our
         /\__/\|     _)(_        Valentine!
          /, ,\     / \/ \
          |O O|    |.-.-. |
          ( o )    |_)  (_|
          /`-'\    / `;'   \
         /.-.-.\  WwWwWwwWwwW
        ()`. .'()    () ()
          | ` |      || ||
         (_|-|_)    (_) (_)TS
          ,,       ,,
  ,,  ,,  '+`  ,,  '+`   ,,  ,,
 ,,'+`'+`,, ,, '+`,,  ,,'+`'+`,,    SirSal
,, ,, ,,'+`'+`,, '+`,,'+`, ,, '+`     @
'+`'+`,, ,,  \\ '+`,,   ,,,'+`,,  Teleport.com
      , '+`,,\ \|||/ / '+`    '+`
              \\|  //          ,
        ,      \|||     ,;;,
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                |||   //,;;----\|____
                |||   \\)'(   (_( )__)
     ,          | |    / ` )     )\
                |||   /, :/ \   (  )
          wwwwW ||| ,;;;,/,,,\   )
      wwWWwWww      ~~~~~^^^^^    _______
                                   |ooShy

MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 23 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
On Sun, 23 Jan 2000 05:07:33 GMT, sir...@teleport.com (TooShy) wrote:

>                     %%
>                   <<><>>
>                   %_%%_%%    We Are Waiting
>                  %%%O O%%%       For You
>                   %% ( %%              (~\/~)
>              _     ( = )             (__)__(__)
>         /\__/\|     _)(_                (O) \ Sorry I is late, darlin...
>          /, ,\     / \/ \              (_ @  )
>          |O O|    |.-.-. |            (((   /  
>          ( o )    |_)  (_|               } {
>          /`-'\    / `;'   \  _____===(_\ /_( )[|   ||_________
>         /.-.-.\  WwWwWwwWwwW(| ||| -_ | _| || [| ==| . -_.    |
>        ()`. .'()    () ()    |_. - . \_( __//_[|__||_'.'-'.___[]
>          | ` |      || ||   []_( (O) )\_____________/( (O) )==== 
>         (_|-|_)    (_) (_)TS    '-=='                 '-=='MJP
                                   



----------------------------------------------------
      __.-~---_     mikechat
    __)/ > O  (        @
    ) /  /|\ )"     best.com
    ) | ^ ^ ^|
     )_\ ^ ^ (
       )\ ^ ^ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~ 

TooShy wrote:
>                      %%
>                    <<><>>
>                    %_%%_%%    We Are Waiting
>                   %%%O O%%%       For You
>                    %% ( %%
>               _     ( = )        To Be Our
>          /\__/\|     _)(_        Valentine!

No bad ones in _this_one_ either!   :)

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/ASCII-purity/


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- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -

TooShy <sir...@teleport.com> ASCII art 24 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
On Sun, 23 Jan 2000 18:17:42 +0100, Veronica Karlsson
<aci...@earthling.net> wrote:

>TooShy wrote:
>>                      %%
>>                    <<><>>
>>                    %_%%_%%    We Are Waiting
>>                   %%%O O%%%       For You
>>                    %% ( %%
>>               _     ( = )        To Be Our
>>          /\__/\|     _)(_        Valentine!
>
>No bad ones in _this_one_ either!   :)
>
Knew you would be watching TROLL :->
          ,,       ,,
  ,,  ,,  '+`  ,,  '+`   ,,  ,,
 ,,'+`'+`,, ,, '+`,,  ,,'+`'+`,,    SirSal
,, ,, ,,'+`'+`,, '+`,,'+`, ,, '+`     @
'+`'+`,, ,,  \\ '+`,,   ,,,'+`,,  Teleport.com
      , '+`,,\ \|||/ / '+`    '+`
              \\|  //          ,
        ,      \|||     ,;;,
 ,              | |    ~;;,;____
                |||   //,;;----\|____
                |||   \\)'(   (_( )__)
     ,          | |    / ` )     )\
                |||   /, :/ \   (  )
          wwwwW ||| ,;;;,/,,,\   )
      wwWWwWww      ~~~~~^^^^^    _______
                                   |ooShy

MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 26 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
On Wed, 26 Jan 2000 07:23:43 +0100, Veronica Karlsson
<aci...@earthling.net> wrote:


>If you don't want me to read your posts, try posting to some group I
>don't read.
>
>> TROLL :->
>
>By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, OK,
>I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the
>people I'm talking to are intelligent).   :)
>
>
>-- 
What a mean mouthed nasty bitch you are Veronica, it must be your
intention to run everyone new off "your private queendom".
You have said in another thread on this newsgroup that you are a 
troll, and seem quite proud of that fact. THIS newsgroup is meant to
be for posting of ASCII, if you enjoy "flaming" so much you should
keep your posts on the alt.romath group. Otherwise please shut up and
draw something. Even if the only way you can draw is to put a plastic
bag on your monitor and copy a picture (another use for that bag might
be to place it over your head, and secure it with a rubberband about
the neck) at least it would be in keeping with the point of this
group, in case you have forgotten, it's ASCII here, not TROLL.


________________________________________
 
 
      __.-~---_     
    __)/ > O  (   you need 
    ) /  /|\ )"     better bait
    ) | ^ ^ ^|
     )_\ ^ ^ (
       )\ ^ ^ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~ 

TooShy <sir...@teleport.com> wrote in message
news:388...@news.teleport.com...
>                      %%
>                    <<><>>
>                    %_%%_%%    We Are Waiting
>                   %%%O O%%%       For You
>                    %% ( %%
>               _     ( = )        To Be Our
>          /\__/\|     _)(_        Valentine!
>           /, ,\     / \/ \
>           |O O|    |.-.-. |
>           ( o )    |_)  (_|
>           /`-'\    / `;'   \
>          /.-.-.\  WwWwWwwWwwW
>         ()`. .'()    () ()
>           | ` |      || ||
>          (_|-|_)    (_) (_)TS

a really cute drawing!

Prudence

Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> ASCII art 26 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
MJP wrote:
> 
> What a mean mouthed nasty bitch you are Veronica, it must be your
> intention to run everyone new off "your private queendom".

Huh? Joan is The Queen of alt.ascii-art. I don't think I could ever
match her productivity level. I have no intention to even try.

> You have said in another thread on this newsgroup that you are a
> troll, and seem quite proud of that fact.

Why not go back and read that thread again. I said I don't troll in this
group.

> THIS newsgroup is meant to be for posting of ASCII,

My post was ASCII. Many of TooShy's posts are not.

> if you enjoy "flaming" so much you should
> keep your posts on the alt.romath group. Otherwise please shut up and
> draw something.

Here's one I posted to alt.romath a few days ago:


           .-""-.                    _
          /  _   \              _   /|)
        .'---""-.|             /|) /|/
      .'          `.          /|/ /|/
   __/_             \    .   /|/ /|/
 .'    `-.          .8-. \\-/|/ /|/
J   .--.  Y     .o./ .o8\ |/\ `/_.-.
|  (    \       98P  888| /\ / ( ` |
|  `-._/          |   `"|/\ / \|\  F
 `.     .            "-'|\ / \/\  J
   |---'              _/\ / \// ` |
   J                 /// /   /   F
   _\    .'`-._    ./// /   /\\.'
  /  `. / .-'  `<-'/// /  _/\ \\
  F.--.\||       `.`/ /.-' )|\ \`.
  \__.-/)'         `.-'   ')/\\  /
 .-' .'/  \               ')  `-'
(  .'.'   '`.            .'
 \'.'    '   `.       .-'
  /     '      `.__.-'/|
 J     :          `._/ |
 |     :               |
 J     ;-"""-.         F
  \   /       \       /
   `.J         L   _.'
     F         |--' |
     J         |    |__
      L        |       `.
      |        |-.      \|
      |           \   )_.'
 VK   F        -.\ )-'
      \         )_)
       `"""""""'

Sorry I didn't crosspost it here. If you want me to I can do that in the
future. Of course, you'd have to live with the follow-ups, which can be
numerous.

> Even if the only way you can draw is to put a plastic
> bag on your monitor and copy a picture

Actually, I use the "HTML editor" in Netscape 4 for that purpose. When I
describe it to newbies (who might be completely new to computers!) I
don't want to frighten them by making it sound very complex and
technical, so I describe a more low-tech, even humorous, version of the
technique.

> (another use for that bag might
> be to place it over your head, and secure it with a rubberband about
> the neck) at least it would be in keeping with the point of this
> group, in case you have forgotten, it's ASCII here, not TROLL.

By now, after a couple of months (including one little 100+ post flame
war on that specific topic), even a very stupid person would have gotten
the message about which characters are OK and which are not OK. Even a
very stupid person would have gotten the message that there is a little
on-line proggie that you can use to check if your pictures are "pure
ASCII" or not:

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/ASCII-purity/

The page consists of one form. That form consists of one text box and
one button. Copy a picture to the text box and click on the button.
You'll get back the picture, with any non-ascii characters highlighted,
and a message saying how many non-standard characters there are in the
picture. At the bottom of the page you'll find the same form again. If
the picture needs "fixing" it'll be in the text box, and you can just do
any adjustments, hit the button, etc, etc, etc. This is not a very
complex procedure.

If I want to assume that TooShy is intelligent then the only conclusion
I can come to at this point is that TooShy is a troll (deliberately
posting pictures with non-ascii characters to cause people to flame
him/her). What I'm saying is that I meant to be polite by calling TooShy
"troll" rather than "extemely stupid person".


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.'    /\ \         __   __                _                 `/|'\'
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 ,' /   / |          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        | \   \ `,
- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -

TooShy <sir...@teleport.com> ASCII art 26 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
(1). You haven't the capacity to simply say "nice pic", rather you
choose to rehash the few instances where an alt character was used.

 (2). I do not intend to ever use your online purity test, regardless
of how often you post (spam?) it to me.

(3). If you haven't anything nice to say about a pic, maybe you can
learn to keep your opinions to yourself.

(4). Line three of course applies in double strength to my posts, you
seem to think I care to hear your opinion, I do not.

(5). On your excessive post of PAST efforts (when you were asked to
draw, rather than pounce), my news server filtered you in a rather
interesting way, your treasure chest of past feats were reduced to
titles like: "kotex", "fetish", "flush", and other titles more
humorus, though less acceptible, to a mixed age audiance. So with the
server filtering your posts, I have never seen any of your past
glories, nor do I feel compelled to research to learn any more about
you.

(6). Once more you have attempted to insinuate yourself into my
peripheral vision, dont waste your time, just as my news server has
filtered your pics (odd, Tran isnt filtered, but you are?), I have
filtered your effluent commentary.

                       ,;;,
                      ~;;,;____
.                    //,;;----\|
.                    \\)'(   You can kiss this!
                      ( | )      The End!
.                     | /\ \ 
.                     | | \ \    
.                     | "  " \
                      ||'   `\\
                    ,^/|     |\^,





          ,,       ,,
  ,,  ,,  '+`  ,,  '+`   ,,  ,,
 ,,'+`'+`,, ,, '+`,,  ,,'+`'+`,,    SirSal
,, ,, ,,'+`'+`,, '+`,,'+`, ,, '+`     @
'+`'+`,, ,,  \\ '+`,,   ,,,'+`,,  Teleport.com
      , '+`,,\ \|||/ / '+`    '+`
              \\|  //          ,
        ,      \|||     ,;;,
 ,              | |    ~;;,;____
                |||   //,;;----\|____
                |||   \\)'(   (_( )__)
     ,          | |    / ` )     )\
                |||   /, :/ \   (  )
          wwwwW ||| ,;;;,/,,,\   )
      wwWWwWww      ~~~~~^^^^^    _______
                                   |ooShy

Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> wrote:

> MJP wrote:

> > You have said in another thread on this newsgroup that you are a
> > troll, and seem quite proud of that fact.
> 
> Why not go back and read that thread again. I said I don't troll in this
> group.

That's MY job.

-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > I said I don't troll in this group.
> 
> That's MY job.
> 

Exactly!   :)


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    /|__--__                       .                        __--__
    |\ '__                        /|\                        _{ _ 
    `.' / `.,_ _________           |           _________ _,.' (/ `.
    /  ||``._.'             ASCII ART CHAT!             `---'|:||,/
  .'   /|                                                   /|:| \
.'    /\ \         __   __                _                 `/|'\'
 ` `,/ /`,\        \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _         /,'\ \
   .'.'  /|         \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` |        |\  `.`.
 ,' /   / |          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        | \   \ `,
- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -

TooShy wrote:
> 
> (1). You haven't the capacity to simply say "nice pic", rather you
> choose to rehash the few instances where an alt character was used.

In your case we're not talking about "few instances". You doubted that I
could show fifteen such posts by you. It was not difficult to find that
many. I could probably find another fifteen if I tried.

>  (2). I do not intend to ever use your online purity test, regardless
> of how often you post (spam?) it to me.

Believe it or not, I did not make that one to piss you off. I made it to
help you get on with things. I also made it because I had had plans to
make something like that for quite some time, just never got around to
it before.

> (3). If you haven't anything nice to say about a pic, maybe you can
> learn to keep your opinions to yourself.

Oh, I do, but usually five other people have already applauded, so my
input isn't necessary. Also, I'm not really into the sugar-sweet, cute
stuff, which could explain why I'm not always applauding some otherwise
very talented artists.

> (4). Line three of course applies in double strength to my posts,

"Line three"?


*looks*


*finds a blank line*


*hmmm...*


> you seem to think I care to hear your opinion, I do not.

Then don't read them. Nobody is forcing you...   :)

> (5). On your excessive post of PAST efforts (when you were asked to
> draw, rather than pounce),

Maybe I just don't jump on command? Maybe I was temporarily sick and
tired of drawing after having done a bit too much of that in the
previous weeks?

> my news server filtered you in a rather
> interesting way, your treasure chest of past feats were reduced to
> titles like: "kotex", "fetish", "flush", and other titles more
> humorus, though less acceptible, to a mixed age audiance.

Those words all appeared in quoted text, written by JRO.

> So with the
> server filtering your posts, I have never seen any of your past
> glories, nor do I feel compelled to research to learn any more about
> you.

Lets see... Your server "filters" my posts, but you see them, you even
reply to them, and you are certainly *not* aware of _one particular
post_ by me!?! Ever heard about "logic"?

> (6). Once more you have attempted to insinuate yourself into my
> peripheral vision, dont waste your time, just as my news server has
> filtered your pics (odd, Tran isnt filtered, but you are?), I have
> filtered your effluent commentary.

Judging from your reaction I'm more than just "in your peripheral
vision". I didn't "attempt to insinuate" anything. I simply replied to a
post you made in this newsgroup, which I read, and apparenly you read it
too. The message in my post was a compliment that that particular post
by you did _not_ contain any "bad" characters.

>                        ,;;,
>                       ~;;,;____
> .                    //,;;----\|
> .                    \\)'(   You can kiss this!
>                       ( | )      The End!
> .                     | /\ \
> .                     | | \ \
> .                     | "  " \
>                       ||'   `\\
>                     ,^/|     |\^,
  .
 /|\
  |

No "bad ones" here either, but I'm a little bit curious as to what the
"fly shit" in the corner is supposed to be...(?)    :)

>           ,,       ,,
>   ,,  ,,  '+`  ,,  '+`   ,,  ,,
>  ,,'+`'+`,, ,, '+`,,  ,,'+`'+`,,    SirSal
> ,, ,, ,,'+`'+`,, '+`,,'+`, ,, '+`     @
> '+`'+`,, ,,  \\ '+`,,   ,,,'+`,,  Teleport.com
>       , '+`,,\ \|||/ / '+`    '+`
>               \\|  //          ,
>         ,      \|||     ,;;,
>  ,              | |    ~;;,;____
>                 |||   //,;;----\|____
>                 |||   \\)'(   (_( )__)
>      ,          | |    / ` )     )\
>                 |||   /, :/ \   (  )
>           wwwwW ||| ,;;;,/,,,\   )
>       wwWWwWww      ~~~~~^^^^^    _______
>                                    |ooShy

[I take it that discussion about missing sig dashes is out of the
question? I have several times accidentally copied your sig because it
wasn't obvious that it was a sig...]

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.'    /\ \         __   __                _                 `/|'\'
 ` `,/ /`,\        \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _         /,'\ \
   .'.'  /|         \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` |        |\  `.`.
 ,' /   / |          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        | \   \ `,
- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -

Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> ASCII art 26 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
MJP <mik...@best.com> wrote in message
news:388...@news.concentric.net...
> On Wed, 26 Jan 2000 07:23:43 +0100, Veronica Karlsson
> <aci...@earthling.net> wrote:
>
>
> >If you don't want me to read your posts, try posting to some group I
> >don't read.
> >
> >> TROLL :->
> >
> >By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK,
OK,
> >I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the
> >people I'm talking to are intelligent).   :)
> >
> >
> >--
> What a mean mouthed nasty bitch you are Veronica, it must be your
> intention to run everyone new off "your private queendom". snip.......
______________________________________________________________

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  / , _// -_)/ __// _ `/ / __// _  / / _ `/ / _ \/ __/
 /_/|_| \__/ \__/ \_,_/ /_/   \_,_/  \_,_/ /_//_/\__/



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  / _  |/ _ `/ / __/         / _ \   / (_\   / __/ / /  / /  / /
 /____/ \_,_/ /_/           /_//_/   \___/  /_/   /_/  /_/  /_/

______________________________________________________________
                                    |....../ \......|
    "Dear, there is so much   . ~ ~ ,     /   \     |
      commotion outside...   ~  ~~` ~    /     \    |
     shouting...and that \  ~ ~~ ~ o(   '       '   |
   large hairy monster is   ~~~ ~*  /  /         \  |
 back and is spewing flames  ~ ~~)(   '           ' |
  at TooSHy...wait! MJP is  ~ ~ ~  )_/_____________\|
   cleaning the green slime `~ || /
          off of her...     ~ ~\\ |
  the monster is foaming at  ~ /\\\
     the mouth--I think       /  \\\
       it's a mouth..."      /    ` \
                            /________\
                              | | | (
                              | | | |
                              | | | |
                              | | ) |
                              ) | | /
                              | / ( \
                           Pru( \ |\_>
______________________________|\ >____________________

              Dear, I have told you before, the hairy
                / monster can't hurt anyone in here..
         .```-   invite those two nice people to join
         `c   _\  ___   us, then sit and enjoy your
          \  .    \`/         margarita."
         _) (     ,|_
        /   =    /_/    ____
        |   `\  / /     \  /
    ____|___\ \/ /______ )(_________________
    Pru      \__/  __    ||
                  /_/   _/\_
    ________________________________________

TooShy wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >TooShy wrote:
> >>                      %%
> >>                    <<><>>
> >>                    %_%%_%%    We Are Waiting
> >>                   %%%O O%%%       For You
> >>                    %% ( %%
> >>               _     ( = )        To Be Our
> >>          /\__/\|     _)(_        Valentine!
> >
> >No bad ones in _this_one_ either!   :)
> >
> Knew you would be watching

If you don't want me to read your posts, try posting to some group I
don't read.

> TROLL :->

By now you're the one who's beginning to look like one of those (OK, OK,
I know there's another alternative, but I prefer to assume that the
people I'm talking to are intelligent).   :)


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  .'   /|                                                   /|:| \
.'    /\ \         __   __                _                 `/|'\'
 ` `,/ /`,\        \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _         /,'\ \
   .'.'  /|         \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` |        |\  `.`.
 ,' /   / |          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        | \   \ `,
- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -

Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 27 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> > you seem to think I care to hear your opinion, I do not.
> 
> Then don't read them. Nobody is forcing you...   :)

Ah! But you're wrong there!
You didn't know there's a whole group of people on the web who 
HAVE to read some specific things otherwise the guy with the 
colt pressed to their heads will blow their brains to kingdom come.

This is true.
I've been an administrator on an internet-chatter for some years now
and there are people on the net who are forced to read stuff they
don't want to read.
(Like there's christian americans who always seem to look up pornsites
to get really disgusted and start ranting and raving at their
government that the internet should be censored.)


               ,----------------------.
   __..-"/    ( Surf on, boy. Surf on! )
   ]____[__    `-y--------------------'
   (C-<--]_  ---'      ,-----------------------.
  __)--.'_            ( Yuck! That's disgusting ) 
 /  __.___L__ ,--')    `--y--------------------'
/,-3,--H==m= (C  oo_     '
\__/  o| |-'__) --'          _______
   |  o| |,-/  \_)\    ,    / ,----->
   L___| |\( -<   |---')=, / /,`.,--`.
   \_   Y |\\  \__/-------/ ///,/   /
                   o!O    `-`<//___/
-- 
A programmer:
A device for converting coffee into programs

ojo...@lunatech.com

In article <86ogv3$geq$1...@bob.news.rcn.net>, "Prudence"
<lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote:
>
> MJP <mik...@best.com> wrote in message
> news:388...@news.concentric.net...
> > On Wed, 26 Jan 2000 07:23:43 +0100, Veronica Karlsson
> > <aci...@earthling.net> wrote:
[snip]
>     ________________________________________

and just as I thought it was safe to return....


Obascii:

          ,~,
          )))Y
         ((((,\________________
         \)/( [_____________
         (   \  |  [_]   [_]
          )___\ |   |     |
          (| (\ |   |     |
   ejm    q`_ q`_  _|_   _|_

No, that isn't me propped up against the bar. I never drink martinis.



...retreating back into lurkdom until the dust settles



NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
^^^7^^^^7^%===
llizard aka ejm
cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca 
ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions
http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/

MJP <mik...@best.com> ASCII art 27 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
________________________________________________________
            |\\         |....../ \......|
  .///\\    Hey, does this green  \     |
  c'-@\@   stuff clash with denim? \    |
  |\ ~o~    |   \\      |   '       '   |
_/\)""(/\__ |    ||     |  /         \  |
   \  /    \     ||     | '           ' |
Y _ \/   Y  \    ||     |/_____________\|
|: :|:   |\  \   ||
|   |:   | \  \  ||
\   |:   /  \  \ ||
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 |   |:   \  (/\\\|                     ,~,;,
 |   /\    \              . ~ ~ ,     ~(:())))
 |   | \  .```-          ~  ~~` ~     ) );),^~;
 |   |    `c   _\  ___  ~ ~~ ~ o(    (;(;( = /:
 |MJP      \  .    \`/  ~~~ ~*  /     )~);)- 
          _) (     ,|_   ~ ~~)(      (;(;(  (__
         /   =    /_/   ~ ~ ~  )____~;)/* \/____\
         |   `\  / /    `~ || / \ o/(;(* * *\  / \
     ____|___\ \/ /________\\_|__)(__);`'' `')(  /TS
     Pru      \__/  __           ||          ||
                   /_/          _/\_        _/\_
     __________________________________________
                                     Pru/TS/MJP
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      __.-~---_     mikechat
    __)/ > O  (        @
    ) /  /|\ )"     best.com
    ) | ^ ^ ^|
     )_\ ^ ^ (
       )\ ^ ^ \
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~MJP~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~ 

TooShy <sir...@teleport.com> ASCII art 27 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
               Thanks for asking me in!  
           Gosh, the monster didnt knock any of 
             my sequins off my TwinkleBra, did it?
              Poor Mikie is covered in green slime,
                  he will be coming in as soon 
                           as he cleans up.
                                   \
                        . ~ ~ ,        ,~,;,
         .```-          ~  ~~` ~     ~(:())))
         `c   _\  ___  ~ ~~ ~ o(     ) );),^~;
          \  .    \`/  ~~~ ~*  /    (;(;( o /:   
         _) (     ,|_   ~ ~~)(       )~);)- 
        /   =    /_/   ~ ~ ~  )____ (;(;(  (_
        |   `\  / /    `~ || / \ o/~;)/* \/*\ \
    ____|___\ \/ /________\\_|__)(_(;(* * * *) \
    Pru      \__/  __           ||  );`'' `''/ /
                  /_/          _/\_ :'\)_,_(/ /
    _________________________________\/;;;;;\/
                                      |  ;  |
                                              TS

Thank You Prudence....
          ,,       ,,
  ,,  ,,  '+`  ,,  '+`   ,,  ,,
 ,,'+`'+`,, ,, '+`,,  ,,'+`'+`,,    SirSal
,, ,, ,,'+`'+`,, '+`,,'+`, ,, '+`     @
'+`'+`,, ,,  \\ '+`,,   ,,,'+`,,  Teleport.com
      , '+`,,\ \|||/ / '+`    '+`
              \\|  //          ,
        ,      \|||     ,;;,
 ,              | |    ~;;,;____
                |||   //,;;----\|____
                |||   \\)'(   (_( )__)
     ,          | |    / ` )     )\
                |||   /, :/ \   (  )
          wwwwW ||| ,;;;,/,,,\   )
      wwWWwWww      ~~~~~^^^^^    _______
                                   |ooShy

Prudence <lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> ASCII art 27 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink
TooShy <sir...@teleport.com> wrote in message
news:389...@news.teleport.com...
>
>                Thanks for asking me in!
>            Gosh, the monster didnt knock any of
>              my sequins off my TwinkleBra, did it?
>               Poor Mikie is covered in green slime,
>                   he will be coming in as soon
>                            as he cleans up.
>                                    \
>                         . ~ ~ ,        ,~,;,
>          .```-          ~  ~~` ~     ~(:())))
>          `c   _\  ___  ~ ~~ ~ o(     ) );),^~;
>           \  .    \`/  ~~~ ~*  /    (;(;( o /:
>          _) (     ,|_   ~ ~~)(       )~);)-
>         /   =    /_/   ~ ~ ~  )____ (;(;(  (_
>         |   `\  / /    `~ || / \ o/~;)/* \/*\ \
>     ____|___\ \/ /________\\_|__)(_(;(* * * *) \
>     Pru      \__/  __           ||  );`'' `''/ /
>                   /_/          _/\_ :'\)_,_(/ /
>     _________________________________\/;;;;;\/
>                                       |  ;  |
>                                               TS
your welcome!

                                     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  _
                                   ( hmmm, and Im seeing)
                                  (some potential in   )
     Dear, I know I suggested     (_ _ Mike... _ _ _ _)
  the braless look...but I am     o
 seeing some potential in it for  o   //\\\.   ,~,;,
   you now....                   o    @/@-c|  ~(:())))
                        .~ ~ ,  o      -   /  ) );),^~;
    \   .```-          ~  ~~` ~    __/\)""(/\(;(;( = /:
        `c   _\  ___  ~ ~~ ~ -(   /    \  /   )~);)-
         \  .    \`/  ~~~ ~*  /   | Y _ \/   (;(;(  (__
        _) (     ,|_   ~ ~~)(     | |: :|:   ;)/* \/____\
       /   =    /_/   ~ ~ ~  )____| |   |:   ;(* * *\  / \
       |   `\  / /    '~~|| / \ o/| \___|:MJP);`'' `')(  /TS
   ____|___\ \/ /______`~\\_|__)(_\__\ /_____________||_____
   Pru      \__/  __           ||     |             _/\_
                 /_/          _/\_   _|_
   _________________________________________________________

In article <949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
<ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote:
> 
> > and just as I thought it was safe to return....
> >
> > Obascii:
>                         ,--------------------------------.
>                        ( So you do wear skirts and heels? )
>                     _ `--y-----------------------------'
>           ,~,      {,c. ' -.------------------------.
>           )))Y  __,-==`-. ( Can I buy you a Martini? )
>          ((((,\_[//\   |\\________------------------'
>          \)/( [_____|__\________
>          (   \  |   | _)  [_]
>           )___\ |   | |/   |
>           (| (\ |   | |\   |
>    ejm    q`_ q`_  ,|_|'  _|_
>
> > No, that isn't me propped up against the bar. I never drink martinis.


          ,-------------------------------.
         ( Actually, I prefer champagne... )
          `--y----------------------------'
           ,~,      {,c.     ' -.---------------------------------.
         Y (((   __,-==`-.    (I may look easy; but I'm not cheap! )
         /_)))) _[//\   |\\________-------------------------------'
           )\(/[_____|__\________
          /   )  |   | _)  [_]
         /___(   |   | |/   |
        /)  |)   |   | |\   |
  ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_|'  _|_    Ojosh!ro




NOTE: I never pick up my mail from the yahoo address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
       ___         llizard aka ejm  cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     _/   |    ,^%---                  
    |_____|  __<_ \ I was going to have her say "I vant to be
      --- ==   >/   alone" but I changed what's left of my mind.
    [_____]  __>,^ 
  ejm|   |  //| |           http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/

llizard wrote:
> 
> In article <949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
> <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> >
> > llizard wrote:		


>       
>       {Conversational Dust in the wind]
>                     _
>           ,~,      {,c.    
>         Y (((   __,-==`-.    
>         /_)))) _[//\   |\\________
>           )\(/[_____|__\________
>          /   )  |   | _)  [_]
>         /___(   |   | |/   |
?        /)  |)   |   | |\   |
>  ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_|'  _|_    Ojosh!ro



>           ,-------------.     __
>          ( Easy ?? You ? ) ,-(  `-------.
>           `--------y----/-( Cheap girls? )------.
>                   (  _ ( Yeah right... leave 'em `---.  
>            ,~,     `{,c.`-.alone with your creditcard )
>          Y (((   __,-==`-. `.and you're a pauper...,-'
>          /_)))) _[//\   |->__`----------(_,-------'
>            )\(/[_____|__\________
>           /   )  |   | _)) [_]
>          /___(   |   | | \  |
>         /)  |)   |   | |\ \ |
>   ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_| \_\L_    o!O




-- 
Interface:
Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity

ojo...@lunatech.com

llizard wrote:
 
> and just as I thought it was safe to return....
> 
> Obascii:
                        ,--------------------------------.
                       ( So you do wear skirts and heels? )
>                     _ `--y-----------------------------'
>           ,~,      {,c. ' -.------------------------. 
>           )))Y  __,-==`-. ( Can I buy you a Martini? )
>          ((((,\_[//\   |\\________------------------'
>          \)/( [_____|__\________
>          (   \  |   | _)  [_]
>           )___\ |   | |/   |
>           (| (\ |   | |\   |
>    ejm    q`_ q`_  ,|_|'  _|_
> 
> No, that isn't me propped up against the bar. I never drink martinis.


-- 
Interface:
Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity

ojo...@lunatech.com

Galarza & Heredero <pur...@euskalnet.net> ASCII art 29 Jan 2000 00:00 · permalink

"Ojosh!ro" wrote:

> llizard wrote:
> >
> > In article <949...@perla.rotterdam.luna.net>, "Ojosh!ro"
> > <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > llizard wrote:
>
> >
> >       {Conversational Dust in the wind]
> >                     _
> >           ,~,      {,c.
> >         Y (((   __,-==`-.
> >         /_)))) _[//\   |\\________
> >           )\(/[_____|__\________
> >          /   )  |   | _)  [_]
> >         /___(   |   | |/   |
> ?        /)  |)   |   | |\   |
> >  ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_|'  _|_    Ojosh!ro
>
> >           ,-------------.     __
> >          ( Easy ?? You ? ) ,-(  `-------.
> >           `--------y----/-( Cheap girls? )------.
> >                   (  _ ( Yeah right... leave 'em `---.
> >            ,~,     `{,c.`-.alone with your creditcard )
> >          Y (((   __,-==`-. `.and you're a pauper...,-'
> >          /_)))) _[//\   |->__`----------(_,-------'
> >            )\(/[_____|__\________
> >           /   )  |   | _)) [_]
> >          /___(   |   | | \  |
> >         /)  |)   |   | |\ \ |
> >   ejm _,p  _,p   |  ,|_| \_\L_    o!O
>
> --
> Interface:
> Artificial intelligence vs. Natural stupidity
>
> ojo...@lunatech.com

       ________
     _(        )_
   _(            )
  (       _.--. )  o  O      _____________________
 (_       )#### )       O _ (                     )____
  (       ). >/  )       (_) ) NO, dear live ME alone  )
  (      /)'-(`'^        ___/ with YOUR creditcard     )_
   `'^`'/`    `'\       / and I will become a stunning   _)
        |,_____,|      (__ blonde...                  ___)
        ||     ||        (__        YOU'LL SEE!!   ___)
        ||     ||          (_______________________)
        ||     ||
        Ignv    l


Once, a wise woman said 'Impossible things can be realized with the
creditcard of a man who calls you a cheap girl and calls himself a
pauper', but I dunno who did...

:)



             \\||//
    _____oOO_\(..)/_OOo____
 __|_____|____/  \___|__gnv|__
|_____|_____|_\__/|_____|_____|
 __|___gEnOvEvA_gAlArzA____|__
|____genoveva@canal21.com_____|
   |_____|_____|_____|_____|

Galarza & Heredero wrote:

> > ojo...@lunatech.com
> 
>        ________
>      _(        )_
>    _(            )
>   (       _.--. )  o  O      _____________________
>  (_       )#### )       O _ (                     )____
>   (       ). >/  )       (_) ) NO, dear live ME alone  )
>   (      /)'-(`'^        ___/ with YOUR creditcard     )_
>    `'^`'/`    `'\       / and I will become a stunning   _)
>         |,_____,|      (__ blonde...                  ___)
>         ||     ||        (__        YOU'LL SEE!!   ___)
>         ||     ||          (_______________________)
>         ||     ||
>         Ignv    l
> 
> Once, a wise woman said 'Impossible things can be realized with the
> creditcard of a man who calls you a cheap girl and calls himself a
> pauper', but I dunno who did...

Apparently so... A wise woman is quite a thing, can it be achieved by 
donating creditcards? Maybe somebody could wake up 'saint' Bob Geldof.

(*Ojoshiro closes his eyes and thinks of the mega-million-dollar
concerts all over the world. "Give the girl some credit" and hums
"Do they know it's limited" *)





-- 
Europe: The final countdown

ojo...@lunatech.com

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