Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Jun 2005.
Batman Begins [long]
alt.ascii-art
· 12 messages · 21 Jun 2005 - 25 Jun 2005
I saw Batman begins the other day. Finally a Batman movie worth
seeing again after one passable one and 2 really crappy ones.
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Natchnieniem musia�o by� uczucie, kt�re pchn�o pewnego u�ytkownika -- nazywaj�cego siebie "Faux_Pseudo" -- do powciskania klawiszy (w wiadomo�ci: "news:_m1ue.16721$FP2.14315@lakeread03") w takiej oto kolejno�ci: > _____________________ _____________________ > `-._ \ |\__/| / _.-' > \ \ | | / / > \ `-_______/ \_______-' / > | | > | | > | | > / \ > /_____________ _____________\ > `----._ _.----' > `--. .--' > `-. .-' > \ / :F_P: > \ / > \/ _____ _____ ,-'``_.-'` \ / `'-._``'-. ,` .' |`-'| `. `. ,` ( /\ | | /\ ) `. / `--' `-' `-' `--' \ | | \ .--. ,--. ,--. ,--. / `. ( \/ lt.\ / \/ ) ,' `._ `--.___ V ___.--' _,' `'----'` `'----'` :-) -- cn ,-/ http://home.autocom.pl/bjt/lt \-. .xXXXx. ^^ / Pozdrowienia i do przeczytania... \ .` TXXx fo \ �ukasz T. (lt.) `. C_ Dx" nt `----\ noncoposmentis(a)o2(.)pl /----'``=- )__/|
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Lukasz Tyrala wrote the following -._ >> _____________________ _____________________ >> `-._ \ |\__/| / _.-' >> \ \ | | / / >> \ `-_______/ \_______-' / >> | | >> | | >> | | >> / \ >> /_____________ _____________\ >> `----._ _.----' >> `--. .--' >> `-. .-' >> \ / :F_P: >> \ / >> \/ > Good Movie :: Dobry Filmowy > > _____ _____ > ,-'``_.-'` \ / `'-._``'-. > ,` .' |`-'| `. `. > ,` ( /\ | | /\ ) `. > / `--' `-' `-' `--' \ > | | > \ .--. ,--. ,--. ,--. / > `. ( \/ lt.\ / \/ ) ,' > `._ `--.___ V ___.--' _,' > `'----'` `'----'` > Bad Movie :: Zly Filmowy OA: _Memories of Tomorrow # 0056 # Everyone Time You Troll-Feed__________ | | | | | | | | | _.------. .----.__ | | / \_. ._ /---.__ \ | | | O O |\\___ //| / `\ | | | | .vvvvv. | ) `(/ | | o o \| | | / | | |/ \ | /| ./| .vvvvv. |\ | | / `^^^^^' / _ _ `|_ || / /| | | | \ | | ./ /| | O) O ) \|| //' | `^vvvv' |/\\ | | / / | \ / | | ~ \ | \\ | | \ / | / \ Y /' | \ | | ~ | | `' | _ | `._/' | | \ 7 / | | _.-'-' `-'-'| |`-._/ / \ _ / . | | | __.-' \ \ . / \_. \ -|_/\/ `--.|_ | | --' \ \ | / | | `- | | \uU \UU/ | / :F_P: | | `' | | The surprise extinction of cats was linked not to | | environmental pollution but to the feeding of trolls. | | Every time you troll-feed, God kills a kitten. | |_____________________________________________________________________| :F_P:#################################Fri May 27 2005################# Is this thing on? Wspomnienie Jutro # 0056 # Wszelki (wszyscy) Oblicza Was *Troll-Feed* Zaglada niespodzianki (zdziwienie) kotek byla polaczona nie do srodowiskowego skazcenia ale do jedzenia *trolls*. Za kazcdym razem wy *troll-feed*, Bg zabija kotke dziecka. <http://www.poltran.com/> -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
Dnia 22 Jun 2005 15:52:29 GMT, Faux_Pseudo napisaďż˝(a): > OA: > _Memories of Tomorrow # 0056 # Everyone Time You Troll-Feed__________ >| | >| | >| | >| | >| _.------. .----.__ | >| / \_. ._ /---.__ \ | >| | O O |\\___ //| / `\ | | >| | .vvvvv. | ) `(/ | | o o \| | >| / | | |/ \ | /| ./| .vvvvv. |\ | >| / `^^^^^' / _ _ `|_ || / /| | | | \ | >| ./ /| | O) O ) \|| //' | `^vvvv' |/\\ | >| / / | \ / | | ~ \ | \\ | >| \ / | / \ Y /' | \ | | ~ | >| `' | _ | `._/' | | \ 7 / | >| _.-'-' `-'-'| |`-._/ / \ _ / . | | >| __.-' \ \ . / \_. \ -|_/\/ `--.|_ | >| --' \ \ | / | | `- | >| \uU \UU/ | / :F_P: | >| `' | >| The surprise extinction of cats was linked not to | >| environmental pollution but to the feeding of trolls. | >| Every time you troll-feed, God kills a kitten. | >|_____________________________________________________________________| > >:F_P:#################################Fri May 27 2005################# > > Is this thing on? > > Wspomnienie Jutro # 0056 # Wszelki (wszyscy) Oblicza Was *Troll-Feed* > > Zaglada niespodzianki (zdziwienie) kotek byla polaczona nie do > srodowiskowego skazcenia ale do jedzenia *trolls*. Za kazcdym razem wy > *troll-feed*, Bg zabija kotke dziecka. What a cute translation:) It made my day OA: ,-=_ , ( \ |\ | /*\_, | \'*/ / \(___-==-' __\ |\ (m--//__=-\|\\ // |/ \\ (m (m (m as greetings, Asik -- _\_ o ____/`b s i l /Roza] a e || \\ c k @go2.pl
A ja my�la�em �e to �mieci, �e to g�wno z nieba leci, a to Faux_Pseudo: > Zaglada niespodzianki (zdziwienie) kotek byla polaczona nie do > srodowiskowego skazcenia ale do jedzenia *trolls*. Za kazcdym razem wy > *troll-feed*, Bg zabija kotke dziecka. I translated it to English: Look in suprise (be suprised) kitty was linked not to environmental pollution, but to eat trolls. Every time you troll-feed, God kills child's kitty. (dobrze napisa�em? S�abo znam angielski, w�asnie si� ucz� :)) WOW :)) Corretly in Polish it will be: Niespodziewane wymieranie kot�w nie by�o po��czone ze ska�eniem �rodowiska ale z karmieniem trolli. Za ka�dym razem, gdy karmisz trolla B�g zabija kotki. -- aDeRS aders.wp.pl < Gdzy si� dyro we drzwiach buja > < rzucaj kiepa, �ap za... >
"Faux_Pseudo" wrote in message ... > _Memories of Tomorrow # 0056 # Everyone Time You Troll-Feed__________ > | | > | | > | | > | | > | _.------. .----.__ | > | / \_. ._ /---.__ \ | > | | O O |\\___ //| / `\ | | > | | .vvvvv. | ) `(/ | | o o \| | > | / | | |/ \ | /| ./| .vvvvv. |\ | > | / `^^^^^' / _ _ `|_ || / /| | | | \ | > | ./ /| | O) O ) \|| //' | `^vvvv' |/\\ | > | / / | \ / | | ~ \ | \\ | > | \ / | / \ Y /' | \ | | ~ | > | `' | _ | `._/' | | \ 7 / | > | _.-'-' `-'-'| |`-._/ / \ _ / . | | > | __.-' \ \ . / \_. \ -|_/\/ `--.|_ | > | --' \ \ | / | | `- | > | \uU \UU/ | / :F_P: | > | `' | > | The surprise extinction of cats was linked not to | > | environmental pollution but to the feeding of trolls. | > | Every time you troll-feed, God kills a kitten. | > |_____________________________________________________________________| Fantastic! I think that 'goatse' is the only other famous jpeg I've seen that has been faithfully reproduced in ascii art. I can't wait for the Tran'ed version though :-) STM
In article <1Pfue.17919$FP2.5010@lakeread03>, Faux_Pseudo wrote: > | The surprise extinction of cats was linked not to | > | environmental pollution but to the feeding of trolls. | > | Every time you troll-feed, God kills a kitten. | > |_____________________________________________________________________| > Good one! That goes in my keep-file. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
_.-In alt.ascii-art, aDeRS wrote the following -._ > I translated it to English: > > Look in suprise (be suprised) kitty was linked not to environmental > pollution, but to eat trolls. Every time you troll-feed, God kills child's > kitty. (dobrze napisa�em? S�abo znam angielski, w�asnie si� ucz� :)) > > WOW :)) Wow indeed. I was almost afraid to make the translation back from Polish to English because I knew it would be bad. Since half of my sentances look like I am not a native English speak to start with I knew that the translation wouldn't be anywere near clean. But I figured that as long as Polish of the posters taking the time to post here that I could at least attempt a translation. In most groups when I seen non-English in English groups I wonder what the fuck is wrong with the poster. In this group though I welcome it since ascii art is internationaly understandable. > Corretly in Polish it will be: > Thank you. -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Asia Mazur wrote the following -._ >> Zaglada niespodzianki (zdziwienie) kotek byla polaczona nie do >> srodowiskowego skazcenia ale do jedzenia *trolls*. Za kazcdym razem wy >> *troll-feed*, Bg zabija kotke dziecka. > > What a cute translation:) It made my day I knew it was bad. Thanks to the other post I can see how bad. :) OA: created for banners for fauxascii.com By the way: MOT now has it's own page instead of being in with the rest of the comics. http://fauxascii.com/ascii/comic/mot ( ) ( ) ( ) )) (( )) .-. (( )) (( (( /\ )) ((/o o\)) ((.().)) (){}() ( - ) () () ( __ ) ( ) ( .--. ) ))/oo\(( )) (( ))|oo|(( (( .. )) (( )) (( _ )) \_\/_/ () () :F_P: {__} -- .-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
A ja my�la�em �e to �mieci, �e to g�wno z nieba leci, a to Faux_Pseudo: > But I > figured that as long as Polish of the posters taking the time to post > here that I could at least attempt a translation. > I rather when your posts are in english ;) > In this group though I welcome it > since ascii art is internationaly understandable. Yeah. It's in your sig :) > > Thank you. You're welcome :) -- aDeRS aders.wp.pl <No bo u Ruskich to si� zawsze k�cik znajdzie,> < oby tylko dobrze zap�aci� >
Yeah I agree it's wonderful. Thank you FP! BoD
_.-In alt.ascii-art, BoD wrote the following -._
> Yeah I agree it's wonderful. Thank you FP!
All I did was the ascii. 5824 wanted it converted and wanted the
troll feeding bit added. So I did it for her. No matter how hard I
tried I couldn't get the cat to look like a cat and still represent
the original pic. I still think it looks like a sharp noised terrier
pup.
OA: Non MoT Version. Use it where trolls are found.
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.-')) fauxascii.com ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that
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((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson
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