veggies :-)

Yes, I am looking for veggie art, blieve it or not. :-)

Particularly, potatoes, maybe peas or squash.  Something.  Am thinking
about Thanksgiving.  JAlready have the turkey.

Also anybody got any fruit?

Thanks.
--
Elizabeth M. Phillips

:Yes, I am looking for veggie art, blieve it or not. :-)

:Particularly, potatoes, maybe peas or squash.  Something.  Am thinking
:about Thanksgiving.  JAlready have the turkey.

:Also anybody got any fruit?

I think it's about time I took you on a tour of The Magic Garden.


"Here's some juicy grapes"

       ((//
        )/
     _ ((  _    
    (_)(_)(_)
   (_)(_)(_)     - "Don't they look tasty ?"
     (_)(_)
       (_)


"and a little smiling worm that have come to eat them"
   _
  (o) 
  (o)
  (o)
  'o'
  >8)  - yum yum !


"Here's a carrot , or maybe a radish ?"

  _""_
 (  ~ )
  \~ /
   \/


"The little worm does'nt like radishes"

   _
  (o) 
  (o)
  (o)
  'o'
  >8(   - yuck yuck !



"Here's a geneticly mutated blackberry"
 _ _ _
( ( ) )
 (   )
(_(_)_)

  
 _!_!_
( ( ) )  -!! Zuxxlepuf Kanttx!
 (O O)
(_(_)_)
   
"Whoops , my mistake - as our friend Zuxxlepuf point out ,
 he is NOT a geneticly mutated blackberry but
 rather a inhabitor of the planet XorN
 Please accept my appologies .. "



"Here's 3 magic carrots , one of them is sleeping
 and the two other are engaged in a conversation."
"Hi guys!"
                  __ Hi CeeJay!   Hey, did you hear the one about
                 /              , the potato and the cucumber ?
 __"__       __"__    __"__ ,--'
( -_- )     ( ._. )  ( ._. )
 \   /       \   /    \   /
  \ /         \ /      \ /
   Y           Y        Y
   
"Yep .. heard that one.."

"Well lets move on..
 Here's group of performing peas "
 
    :
    :        _  mom is'nt that dangerous ?
    :       / ,- Don't worry son - your dad's a trained professional
    :     .. . .

"Doing their famous veggie tower , a daring acrobatic act
 involving 8 brave peas on top of each , thus making the tower"
 
"We ask for absolute silence please , as this is a very dangerous act..
  .. sshhhh!"
  
  
 **SNEEZE!**
   
   ,-- aAAIIIIIIII !!
  .   .        _  *gulp*
  . .        / ,- my god!
.   : .    .. . .


"Yikes!"


               _  dad ?!
*SPLAT*      / ,- Noooo!
 _____     .. . .


"Terrible ! .. indeed most awful and especially on a day like this,
 with members of the press and even his royal peaness King Jasper Pea
 overlooking the event .. terrible indeed"
 
"Don't feel to bad however , because only 2 hours later they were all 
 consumed by a young boy who finished all his peas because he wanted dessert"

 "It's a cruel world..."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 ".. hey look , there's the magic garden supervisor - Manny Mushroom -
  he's law and order around here.
  
  Hi Mushy !"
 
  _,---._  ,-- Hi CeeJay !
,' _____ `.
'-( .-. )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """
    
    
  _,---._  ,-- I afraid I have some bad news .. we're sealing off 
,' _____ `.    the magic garden in order to find the guilty sneezer 
'-( .-. )-'    that wiped out the peashow.
   \(_)/       Also.. there must be no outside influence when 
    ) (        choosing a new royal peaness.
    """

"But I was just doing a tour here!"

  _,---._  ,-- Sorry no-can-do.
,' _____ `.    Don't let me remind you of what we do
'-( .-. )-'    to lawbreakers around here...
   \(_)/       
    ) (
    """
    
"No need - I have seen Green Fried Tomato's"

  _,---._  ,-- Move along , move along.
,' _____ `.    
'-( .-. )-'    
   \(_)/       
    ) (
    """


"Sorry folks .. the tour ends here"

"Until next time folks... bye !!"

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in
message news:7vl3ql$4dv$2...@news.inet.tele.dk...
> :Yes, I am looking for veggie art, blieve it or not. :-)
>
> :Particularly, potatoes, maybe peas or squash.  Something.  Am
thinking
> :about Thanksgiving.  JAlready have the turkey.
>
> :Also anybody got any fruit?
>
> I think it's about time I took you on a tour of The Magic Garden.
>
>
> "Here's some juicy grapes"
>
>        ((//
>         )/
>      _ ((  _
>     (_)(_)(_)
>    (_)(_)(_)     - "Don't they look tasty ?"
>      (_)(_)
>        (_)
>
>
> "and a little smiling worm that have come to eat them"
>    _
>   (o)
>   (o)
>   (o)
>   'o'
>   >8)  - yum yum !

harvest snip ;)  .....

CeeJay, I didnt know you had talkin` veggies!
its magical!
Prudence

: CeeJay, I didnt know you had talkin` veggies!
: its magical!

Indeed ..

And I even spared you guys of a rendition of the old tomato "Ketchup" joke..
Now was'nt that nice ?
 
          (__)
          (oo) - But what about the cows ? - There were no cows !
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 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^

 "Oh shut up."

=8) CeeJay

: Oh, wth, here's another PEZ addition:
: 
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: 
: 
: Or, since PEZ is all about heads:
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: 

Sick .. very sick - I like it.

 
: Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French
: government's version:

Huh ? .. Please elaborate ..

 
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: 
: Yes, the Kami-Cow-zi version....

Ok its a blindfolder cow holding .. ??? - what ? Pencils ?

"Stand back or I will stab myself with a pencil!!"

: : : Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French
: : : government's version:
: :
: : Huh ? .. Please elaborate ..
:
: You may/may not remember that British Beef was banned from human
: consumption for ages...
: Several months ago the ban was lifted, recently EU scientists admitted
: it was as safe as any other country's beef, yet still France refuse to
: import it. As truck drivers have to go via France to export beef to
: other EU countries, the French ban isn't helping matters much.
: And UK farmers (surprisingly enough) hate the French farmers.
: Which isn't totally surprising, as when a couple of UK supermarkets
: mooted the idea of boycotting all French produce until the ban was
: lifted, French farmers immediately jumped into their tractors and
: blocked off the Calais end of the Chunnel (Channel Tunnel)...

Sound like beginning of a war .. all because of some stuborn frenchmen

: : Ok its a blindfolder cow holding .. ??? - what ? Pencils ?
:
: Er, they were supposed to be daggers/swords, but at that 'resolution'
: it's a bit hard to get them to look realistic...

You think ?


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A _slight_ improvement .. but if you tip one sword and make the other a scale
(like justice) it should look better.

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:

> : : : Or, what could be descirbed as the UK farmers' version of the French
> : : : government's version:
> : :
> : : Huh ? .. Please elaborate ..
> :
> : You may/may not remember that British Beef was banned from human
> : consumption for ages...
> : Several months ago the ban was lifted, recently EU scientists admitted
> : it was as safe as any other country's beef, yet still France refuse to
> : import it. As truck drivers have to go via France to export beef to
> : other EU countries, the French ban isn't helping matters much.
> : And UK farmers (surprisingly enough) hate the French farmers.
> : Which isn't totally surprising, as when a couple of UK supermarkets
> : mooted the idea of boycotting all French produce until the ban was
> : lifted, French farmers immediately jumped into their tractors and
> : blocked off the Calais end of the Chunnel (Channel Tunnel)...
>
> Sound like beginning of a war .. all because of some stuborn frenchmen

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                   (____,_|_,____)  b'ger


joris