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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 1 Nov 1999.
The Magic Garden ... A guided tour.

The Magic Garden ... A guided tour.

:Yes, I am looking for veggie art, blieve it or not. :-)

:Particularly, potatoes, maybe peas or squash.  Something.  Am thinking
:about Thanksgiving.  JAlready have the turkey.

:Also anybody got any fruit?

I think it's about time I took you on a tour of The Magic Garden.


"Here's some juicy grapes"

       ((//
        )/
     _ ((  _    
    (_)(_)(_)
   (_)(_)(_)     - "Don't they look tasty ?"
     (_)(_)
       (_)


"and a little smiling worm that have come to eat them"
   _
  (o) 
  (o)
  (o)
  'o'
  >8)  - yum yum !


"Here's a carrot , or maybe a radish ?"

  _""_
 (  ~ )
  \~ /
   \/


"The little worm does'nt like radishes"

   _
  (o) 
  (o)
  (o)
  'o'
  >8(   - yuck yuck !



"Here's a geneticly mutated blackberry"
 _ _ _
( ( ) )
 (   )
(_(_)_)

  
 _!_!_
( ( ) )  -!! Zuxxlepuf Kanttx!
 (O O)
(_(_)_)
   
"Whoops , my mistake - as our friend Zuxxlepuf point out ,
 he is NOT a geneticly mutated blackberry but
 rather a inhabitor of the planet XorN
 Please accept my appologies .. "



"Here's 3 magic carrots , one of them is sleeping
 and the two other are engaged in a conversation."
"Hi guys!"
                  __ Hi CeeJay!   Hey, did you hear the one about
                 /              , the potato and the cucumber ?
 __"__       __"__    __"__ ,--'
( -_- )     ( ._. )  ( ._. )
 \   /       \   /    \   /
  \ /         \ /      \ /
   Y           Y        Y
   
"Yep .. heard that one.."

"Well lets move on..
 Here's group of performing peas "
 
    :
    :        _  mom is'nt that dangerous ?
    :       / ,- Don't worry son - your dad's a trained professional
    :     .. . .

"Doing their famous veggie tower , a daring acrobatic act
 involving 8 brave peas on top of each , thus making the tower"
 
"We ask for absolute silence please , as this is a very dangerous act..
  .. sshhhh!"
  
  
 **SNEEZE!**
   
   ,-- aAAIIIIIIII !!
  .   .        _  *gulp*
  . .        / ,- my god!
.   : .    .. . .


"Yikes!"


               _  dad ?!
*SPLAT*      / ,- Noooo!
 _____     .. . .


"Terrible ! .. indeed most awful and especially on a day like this,
 with members of the press and even his royal peaness King Jasper Pea
 overlooking the event .. terrible indeed"
 
"Don't feel to bad however , because only 2 hours later they were all 
 consumed by a young boy who finished all his peas because he wanted dessert"

 "It's a cruel world..."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 ".. hey look , there's the magic garden supervisor - Manny Mushroom -
  he's law and order around here.
  
  Hi Mushy !"
 
  _,---._  ,-- Hi CeeJay !
,' _____ `.
'-( .-. )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """
    
    
  _,---._  ,-- I afraid I have some bad news .. we're sealing off 
,' _____ `.    the magic garden in order to find the guilty sneezer 
'-( .-. )-'    that wiped out the peashow.
   \(_)/       Also.. there must be no outside influence when 
    ) (        choosing a new royal peaness.
    """

"But I was just doing a tour here!"

  _,---._  ,-- Sorry no-can-do.
,' _____ `.    Don't let me remind you of what we do
'-( .-. )-'    to lawbreakers around here...
   \(_)/       
    ) (
    """
    
"No need - I have seen Green Fried Tomato's"

  _,---._  ,-- Move along , move along.
,' _____ `.    
'-( .-. )-'    
   \(_)/       
    ) (
    """


"Sorry folks .. the tour ends here"

"Until next time folks... bye !!"

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