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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Jul 1998.
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Dear AgonyAuntstein

Dear AgonyAuntstein

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 2 Jul 1998 - 6 Aug 1998
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 2 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980702 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                                               []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                       _==_                                          []
[]                       ( ">                                          []
[]  I am Miss Birdstein  (> )>  and I need larger breasts to attract   []
[]                        ^^                                           []
[]  a faithful mate.  What shall I do?                                 []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                       _==_                                          []
[]                       ( ">                                          []
[]  Dear Miss Birdstein  (> )>                                         []
[]                        ^^                     .oo                   []
[]  Get cosmetic surgery from Doctor Frogstein  (  -)  He has the      []
[]                                               " "                   []
[]  largest collection in his "Gallery of Mate Attracting Breasts"     []
[]                                                                     []
[]    -------------------------------------------------------------    []
[]    |   _===_   |   _===_   |   _===_   |   _===_   |   _===_   |    []
[]    |   ('v')   |   ('v')   |   ('v')   |   ('v')   |   ('v')   |    []
[]    |  (.)x(.)  |  (o)x(o)  |  (@)x(@)  |  (*)x(*)  |  (,)x(,)  |    []
[]    -------------------------------------------------------------    []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Choose with moderation, since you will grow in size. Good luck!    []
[]                                                                     []
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[]   .oo     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  (  -)   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   " "   Frogstein, who has a point behind his eyes  []
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Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 4 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980703 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                                               []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                     (___)                                           []
[]  I am Chairman Moo  (o o)  and I am having problems with my dates.  []
[]                      \ /                                            []
[]                       O                                             []
[]                                                                     []
[]  They have all developed large, birth-ready breasts recently        []
[]                                                                     []
[]    (.)x(.)     (o)x(o)    (@)x(@)     (*)x(*)     (,)x(,)           []
[]                                                                     []
[]  I like it very much, but I can't afford to pay more alimonies!     []
[]                                                                     []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     (___)                                           []
[]  Dear Chairman Moo  (o o)                                           []
[]                      \ /                                            []
[]                       O                                             []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Relax, the large, birth-ready breasts  (.)x(.)  etc are just       []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]  mate attracting breasts. Let's be grateful to the great            []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     .oo                                             []
[]  Doctor Frogstein  (  -)  for the enrichment of body and soul!      []
[]                     " "                                             []
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[]                                                       []
[]     ,,   (__)    As bride and groom we hail           []
[]    ( ">  <" )    all devils with but one tail         []
[]   ,(> )><( <),                                        []
[]  (  ^^    ^^  )  http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/  []
[]                                                       []
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Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 4 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980703 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                                               []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                        (__)                                         []
[]                        ( ">                                         []
[]  I am Cartoonistein   ,(> )>  and I am having problems with         []
[]                      (  ^^                                          []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    .oo    .oo    .oo                                []
[]  jealous critics  (  ~)  (  ~)  (  ~)  bad mouthing me.             []
[]                    " "    " "    " "                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                        (__)                                         []
[]                        ( ">                                         []
[]  Dear Cartoonistein   ,(> )>                                        []
[]                      (  ^^                                          []
[]                                                oo.    oo.    oo.    []
[]  No problem, hire "The Returnstein Brothers"  (O  )  (O  )  (O  )   []
[]                                                " "    " "    " "    []
[]                                                                     []
[]  They provide great returns!                                        []
[]                                                                     []
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[]                                                       []
[]     ,,   (__)    As bride and groom we hail           []
[]    ( ">  <" )    all devils with but one tail         []
[]   ,(> )><( <),                                        []
[]  (  ^^    ^^  )  http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/  []
[]                                                       []
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Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 5 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
What advice shall AgonyAuntstein give Miss WellEndowedstein? Can you help
solve the embarrassing problem? Ideas only (without pic) are welcome too!

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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980805 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                 and <Your Name Here>   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                               _===_                                 []
[]                               ('v')                                 []
[]  I am Miss WellEndowedstein  (.)x(.)    My false breasts drop on    [] 
[]                                ^ ^                                  []
[]  the floor when I dance the flamenco.  What shall I do?             []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                               _===_                                 []
[]                               ('v')                                 []
[]  Dear Miss WellEndowedstein  (.)x(.)                                []
[]                                ^ ^                                  []
[]                                                                     []
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[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
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In article <35C...@sympatico.ca>, Pete Casso wrote:
>What advice shall AgonyAuntstein give Miss WellEndowedstein? Can you help
>solve the embarrassing problem? Ideas only (without pic) are welcome too!
>
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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980805 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                 and <sc>               []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                               _===_                                 []
[]                               ('v')                                 []
[]  I am Miss WellEndowedstein  (.)x(.)    My false breasts drop on    []
[]                                ^ ^                                  []
[]  the floor when I dance the flamenco.  What shall I do?             []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                    _===_                            []
[]                                    ('v')                            []
[]     Dear Miss NotSoWellEndowstein <(   )>                           []
[]                                     ^ ^     (.)x(.)                 []
[]                                                                     []
[]  First of all. Cases, of                  _==*_                     []
[]                                          (.)v(.)                    []
[]           Miss NowLooksIntelligentstein    (\%/)                    []
[]                                            ^ ^                      []
[]                               .-'-.                                 []
[]                               (.):)                                 []
[]    and PicassoBreastsstein   <(.)v)>                                []
[]                                ^ ^                                  []
[]  are the arguments that you should beware of                        []
[]                                                                     []
[]                 @@_                                                 []
[]  Mr. Frogstein (-  ) also known as a doctor.                        []
[]                 " "                                                 []
[]                                          <>_<>                      []
[]                                          [- +]                      []
[]  But, do not despair !  Mr. Brainstein's  (")_   super glue         []
[]                                           " " )                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]  help you put an end to this terrible disconnection, yourself !!    []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
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Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 6 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Wow! That was not just one but several ideas! Let me just do two rediddles!
Other diddles or ideas, anyone?

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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980806 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,              and Stanislaw Ciszewski   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                               _===_                                 []
[]                               ('v')                                 []
[]  I am Miss WellEndowedstein  (.)x(.)      My false breasts keep     []
[]                                ^ ^                                  []
[]  dropping on the floor when I dance the flamenco.                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                   _===_                             []
[]                                   ('v')                             []
[]  Dear Miss NotSoWellEndowedstein  (> <)                             []
[]                                    ^ ^   (.)x(.)                    []
[]                                                      _===_          []
[]                                                     (@)v(@)         []
[]  Poke holes in your accessory and wear it higher     (> <)          []
[]                                                       ^ ^           []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Now you look very intelligent and you are sexually attractive      []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                .oo                  []
[]  to great academicians like Doctor Frogstein  (  -)    Good Luck!   []
[]                                                " "                  []
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[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980806 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,              and Stanislaw Ciszewski   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                               _===_                                 []
[]                               ('v')                                 []
[]  I am Miss WellEndowedstein  (.)x(.)      My false breasts keep     []
[]                                ^ ^                                  []
[]  dropping on the floor when I dance the flamenco.                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                   _===_                             []
[]                                   ('v')                             []
[]  Dear Miss NotSoWellEndowedstein  (> <)                             []
[]                                    ^ ^   (.)x(.)                    []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Change the way you dress up like this     .-'-.   Now you look     []
[]                                            (.):)                    []
[]  very artistic and you are a dream model  <(.)v)>  for great        []
[]                                  ,,         ^ ^                     []
[]                                 ( ">                                []
[]  artists like PeteCassostein   ,(> )>    Good luck!                 []
[]                  (ahem!)      (  ^^                                 []
[]                                                                     []
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