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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Jul 1998.
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[pic]my ascii-art muse

[pic]my ascii-art muse

alt.ascii-art · 53 messages · 1 Jul 1998 - 28 Jul 1998
sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> writes:
>My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
>to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.
>
>
>[my ascii-art muse]
>                            ____            *
>                           / _) `\       '.  i _
>                          /^/^(   )       s
>                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
>                        (  (. ( . / /(
>                        /\__\    ( \_/
>                        \ |  )  ` \
>                         \| /      \_______
>                       _(_/(     \/        `)
>                        //  \     \.____/__/_
>                             \    | ________ |
>                             /\   ||        ||
>                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                             |/  / |        ||
>                             \| /  |________||
>                              )/|____--_____o|
>                            ,'/___/__|____\__
>                           / /|   | ==     : |
>                     ------\/-|___|__________|------
>

*sigh* One day Joris, you will create a pic that doesn't impress me at all
that I don't smile at, and that I don't wish I had done. And on that day,
the Dutch nation will also get sick of football, coffee, appelgebak and 
coupons. :-P

-Hayley

sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 1 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.


[my ascii-art muse]
                            ____            *
                           / _) `\       '.  i _
                          /^/^(   )       s
                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
                        (  (. ( . / /(
                        /\__\    ( \_/
                        \ |  )  ` \
                         \| /      \_______
                       _(_/(     \/        `)
                        //  \     \.____/__/_
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             |/  / |        ||
                             \| /  |________||
                              )/|____--_____o|
                            ,'/___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\/-|___|__________|------

--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You



Hayley Jane Wakenshaw wrote:

> sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> writes:
> >My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
> >to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.
> >
> >
> >[my ascii-art muse]
> >                            ____            *
> >                           / _) `\       '.  i _
> >                          /^/^(   )       s
> >                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> >                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
> >                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
> >                        (  (. ( . / /(
> >                        /\__\    ( \_/
> >                        \ |  )  ` \
> >                         \| /      \_______
> >                       _(_/(     \/        `)
> >                        //  \     \.____/__/_
> >                             \    | ________ |
> >                             /\   ||        ||
> >                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >                             |/  / |        ||
> >                             \| /  |________||
> >                              )/|____--_____o|
> >                            ,'/___/__|____\__
> >                           / /|   | ==     : |
> >                     ------\/-|___|__________|------
> >
>
> *sigh* One day Joris, you will create a pic that doesn't impress me at all
> that I don't smile at, and that I don't wish I had done. And on that day,
> the Dutch nation will also get sick of football, coffee, appelgebak and
> coupons. :-P
>
> -Hayley


Ah, thanks Hayley. If it was that easy to make the Duch nation get sick of
footbal
I'll draw such a picture at once.    >:D

Ik kind of like coffee and appelgebak    :)
--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 2 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <359...@xs4all.nl>
>My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
>to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.
>[my ascii-art muse]
>                            ____            *
>                           / _) `\       '.  i _
>                          /^/^(   )       s
>                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
>                        (  (. ( . / /(
>                        /\__\    ( \_/
>                        \ |  )  ` \
>                         \| /      \_______
>                       _(_/(     \/        `)
>                        //  \     \.____/__/_
>                             \    | ________ |
>                             /\   ||        ||
>                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                             |/  / |        ||
>                             \| /  |________||
>                              )/|____--_____o|
>                            ,'/___/__|____\__
>                           / /|   | ==     : |
>                     ------\/-|___|__________|------

With a muse like that Joris, isn't it difficult
to keep your eyes on your monitor? and
thoughts on ASCII art???  Wonderful!!!

hmmmm.... how about a male muse to inspire
us female ASCII artists?  ;)
-joan
--
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         | mail | |                     joan stark
         |________|___               spu...@juno.com
             ||
             ||                      ASCII ART GALLERY:
             ||   www       http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/
      ,;,    ||   )_(,;;;,
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Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 2 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <748...@hugbear.NL.net>

>*sigh* One day Joris, you will create a pic that doesn't impress me at all
>that I don't smile at, and that I don't wish I had done

Isn't he great???

-joan
(a member of the Joris fan club!)
--
            ,
        .--'|}
       /    /}}
     .=\.--'`\}
    //` '---./`  joan stark
    ||  /|       spu...@juno.com
     \\| |
   |\_\\/        ASCII ART GALLERY:
   \__/\\        http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/
        \\
  jgs    \|

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 3 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report


Colin Douthwaite wrote:

> On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 12:38:35 +0200, sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Hayley Jane Wakenshaw wrote:
> >
> >> sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> writes:
> >> >My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
> >> >to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >[my ascii-art muse]
> >> >                            ____            *
> >> >                           / _) `\       '.  i _
> >> >                          /^/^(   )       s
> >> >                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> >> >                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
> >> >                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
> >> >                        (  (. ( . / /(
> >> >                        /\__\    ( \_/
> >> >                        \ |  )  ` \
> >> >                         \| /      \_______
> >> >                       _(_/(     \/        `)
> >> >                        //  \     \.____/__/_
> >> >                             \    | ________ |
> >> >                             /\   ||        ||
> >> >                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >> >                             |/  / |        ||
> >> >                             \| /  |________||
> >> >                              )/|____--_____o|
> >> >                            ,'/___/__|____\__
> >> >                           / /|   | ==     : |
> >> >                     ------\/-|___|__________|------
> >> >
>
> >> *sigh* One day Joris, you will create a pic that doesn't impress me at all
> >> that I don't smile at, and that I don't wish I had done. And on that day,
> >> the Dutch nation will also get sick of football, coffee, appelgebak and
> >> coupons. :-P
> >>
> >> -Hayley
>
> >Ah, thanks Hayley. If it was that easy to make the Duch nation get sick of
> >footbal
> >I'll draw such a picture at once.    >:D
>
> I'm rather surprised that Hayley liked your picture because it seems
> to show "you-know-what".
>
> So here's a tiny diddle just to please Hayley:
>
>                            ____            *
>                           / _) `\       '.  i _
>                          /^/^(   )       s
>                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
>                        (  (. ( . / /(
>                        /\__\    ( \_/
>                        \ |  )  ` \
>                         \| /      \_______
>                       _(_/(     \         `)
>                        //  \     \_____/__/_
>                             \    | ________ |
>                             /\   ||        ||
>                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                             |/  / |        ||
>                             \| /  |________||
>                              )/|____--_____o|
>                            ,'/___/__|____\__
>                           / /|   | ==     : |
>                     ------\/-|___|__________|------
>
> Bye,

 ...and I gave her some clothes just to please you colin...
weren't you the one who started putting clothes on Veronica's
nude self portrait?    :)

                           ____            *
                          / _) `\       '.  i _
                         /^/^(   )       s
                        ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
                         ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
                        /  /_~ _/ \ /-_/       i
                       (  (__(__)/ /(
                       /\__\    ( \_/
                       \ |  )  ` \
                        \| /_ ____\_______
                      _(_/(  '  \/   |    `)
                       //  \     \___|_/__/_
                            \_,__| ________ |
                            /\   ||        ||
                            | )` )|  b'ger ||
                            |/  / |        ||
                            \| /  |________||
                             )/|____--_____o|
                           ,'/___/__|____\__
                          / /|   | ==     : |
                    ------\/-|___|__________|------
--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:
>On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 12:38:35 +0200, sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl>
>wrote:
>I'm rather surprised that Hayley liked your picture because it seems
>to show "you-know-what".
>
>So here's a tiny diddle just to please Hayley:
>
>
>                           ____            *
>                          / _) `\       '.  i _
>                         /^/^(   )       s
>                        ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>                         ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>                        /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
>                       (  (. ( . / /(
>                       /\__\    ( \_/
>                       \ |  )  ` \
>                        \| /      \_______
>                      _(_/(     \         `)
>                       //  \     \_____/__/_
>                            \    | ________ |
>                            /\   ||        ||
>                            | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                            |/  / |        ||
>                            \| /  |________||
>                             )/|____--_____o|
>                           ,'/___/__|____\__
>                          / /|   | ==     : |
>                    ------\/-|___|__________|------
>

Oh god, do people think I'm a prude now or something? :-)
I'm not. :) I've just seen some untasteful diddles of my
pics done that were far ruder than anything I would do, 
and that kind of p*&sed me off. :-/ I guess i'm a bit
tetchy about it.

-Hayley

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 3 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:


> ...and I gave her some clothes just to please you colin...


>                           ____            *
>                          / _) `\       '.  i _
>                         /^/^(   )       s
>                        ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>                         ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>                        /  /_~ _/ \ /-_/       i
>                       (  (__(__)/ /(
>                       /\__\    ( \_/
>                       \ |  )  ` \
>                        \| /_ ____\_______
>                      _(_/(  '  \/   |    `)
>                       //  \     \___|_/__/_
>                            \_,__| ________ |
>                            /\   ||        ||
>                            | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                            |/  / |        ||
>                            \| /  |________||
>                             )/|____--_____o|
>                           ,'/___/__|____\__
>                          / /|   | ==     : |
>                    ------\/-|___|__________|------


>weren't you the one who started putting clothes on Veronica's
>nude self portrait?    :)


Nope, it that Joan Stark's knock-kneed nude.  I thought she looked
very shocked and embarassed because her knees were exposed and that
nice little dress seemed to solve her problem.


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Did I go too far? Would you have preferred just a frilly waist-slip
perhaps?  :-)


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Bye,

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 3 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> joris bellenger wrote:
> > ...and I gave her some clothes just to please you colin...
> 
> >                           ____            *
> >                          / _) `\       '.  i _
> >                         /^/^(   )       s
> >                        ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> >                         ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
> >                        /  /_~ _/ \ /-_/       i
> >                       (  (__(__)/ /(
> >                       /\__\    ( \_/
> >                       \ |  )  ` \
> >                        \| /_ ____\_______
> >                      _(_/(  '  \/   |    `)
> >                       //  \     \___|_/__/_
> >                            \_,__| ________ |
> >                            /\   ||        ||
> >                            | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >                            |/  / |        ||
> >                            \| /  |________||
> >                             )/|____--_____o|
> >                           ,'/___/__|____\__
> >                          / /|   | ==     : |
> >                    ------\/-|___|__________|------
> 

Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...


            _____            *
           /  _) `\        '.  i _
          /(^/^(   )       s
         (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
          `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
          /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
         | \  ):  )/ /\'
        /  /\  :  | \_/
        \ | |  :  | 
        '-| /-.:_.\       
       _(_/(       ) 
        // |       |  __________
           |       |/| ________ |
           |       | ||        ||
          /        | ||  b'ger ||
         `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
           |`-.__.-< ||________||
           )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
         .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
        /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
     ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------



> >weren't you the one who started putting clothes on Veronica's
> >nude self portrait?    :)
> 
> Nope, it that Joan Stark's knock-kneed nude.  I thought she looked
> very shocked and embarassed because her knees were exposed and that
> nice little dress seemed to solve her problem.
> 

No, you'll have to think back further than that:

-----------------------------


Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>
>Here's _My_ Fighter:
>
>     _                     _
>    | |                   | |
>    | |       |||||       | |
>    | |      ||. .||      | |
>    | |     |||\=/|||     | |
>    | |     |.-- --.|     | |
>    | |     /(.) (.)\     | |
>    | b__---\ ) . ( /---__d |
>    | p""---'(  v  )`---""q |
>    | |     `-\ | /-'     | |
>    | |       ( | )       | |
>    | |       '- -`       | |
>    | |                   | |
>    |_|                   |_|
>


Hmm...looks more like one of those home-exercise machines they
advertise incessantly on TV but the Riders usually wear costumes.
      _                     _
     | |                   | |
     | |       |||||       | |
     | |      ||. .||      | |
     | |     |||\=/|||     | |
     | |     |.-- --.|     | |
     | |     /( )=( )\     | |
     | b__---\ )   ( /---__d |
     | p""---'( ___ )`---""q |
     | |     `-\ | /-'     | |
     | |       ( | )       | |
     | |       '- -`       | |
     | |                   | |
     |_|                   |_|
 
Phone within the next 10 minutes and get your Easy Rider ( with
or without costume ) FREE !!!

Colin Douthwaite

-----------------------------


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llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 4 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <359...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz
(Colin Douthwaite) wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 04 Jul 1998 11:01:16 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> wrote:
> 
> >Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> >[snip]
> >
> >> Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
> >>
> >>             _____            *
> >>            /  _) `\        '.  i _
> >>           /(^/^(   )       s
> >>          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> >>           `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
> >>           /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
> >>          | \  ):  )/ /\'
> >>         /  /\  :  | \_/
> >>         \ | |  :  |
> >>         '-| /-.:_.\
> >>        _(_/(       )
> >>         // |       |  __________
> >>            |       |/| ________ |
> >>            |       | ||        ||
> >>           /        | ||  b'ger ||
> >>          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
> >>            |`-.__.-< ||________||
> >>            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
> >>          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
> >>         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
> >>      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
> 
> >[snip]
> 
> >WOOOOaaaaahh! Great shoes, great great shoes Veronica.
> 
> Oh-Oh...I guess we're now going to get nudes with only their
> shoes on?  *8-)

They are great shoes!

         ___ ha  !/\
       _/  ha ---%^^^,
      |_____|ha / \/ >    And I can't resist!
        ---  ==     >
      [_____]    __>,^
  ejm  |   |    //| |


             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
         (  (. ( . / /(
         /\__\    ( \_/
         \ |  )  ` \
          \| /      \ 
        _(_/(     \/ |
         //  \     \ | __________
              \    | || ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------

Or, again if her hair is longer, then it can cover her in those
strategic places.

             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  // (   \ /-_/       i
         (  ((   \ / /(
         /)  )\   ) \_/
         \ |/ ))  (\
        / \| /(    )\ 
       /_(_/(  \  (  | 
      (  //  \  )  \ | __________
       )___)  \(____\|| ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------

(I changed the shoes a little, VK)

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
-_ -_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \



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http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/   ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions            ha  /   "    "

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 4 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 12:38:35 +0200, sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl>
wrote:

>
>
>Hayley Jane Wakenshaw wrote:
>
>> sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> writes:
>> >My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
>> >to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.
>> >
>> >
>> >[my ascii-art muse]
>> >                            ____            *
>> >                           / _) `\       '.  i _
>> >                          /^/^(   )       s
>> >                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>> >                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>> >                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
>> >                        (  (. ( . / /(
>> >                        /\__\    ( \_/
>> >                        \ |  )  ` \
>> >                         \| /      \_______
>> >                       _(_/(     \/        `)
>> >                        //  \     \.____/__/_
>> >                             \    | ________ |
>> >                             /\   ||        ||
>> >                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
>> >                             |/  / |        ||
>> >                             \| /  |________||
>> >                              )/|____--_____o|
>> >                            ,'/___/__|____\__
>> >                           / /|   | ==     : |
>> >                     ------\/-|___|__________|------
>> >

>> *sigh* One day Joris, you will create a pic that doesn't impress me at all
>> that I don't smile at, and that I don't wish I had done. And on that day,
>> the Dutch nation will also get sick of football, coffee, appelgebak and
>> coupons. :-P
>>
>> -Hayley

>Ah, thanks Hayley. If it was that easy to make the Duch nation get sick of
>footbal
>I'll draw such a picture at once.    >:D

I'm rather surprised that Hayley liked your picture because it seems
to show "you-know-what".

So here's a tiny diddle just to please Hayley:


                           ____            *
                          / _) `\       '.  i _
                         /^/^(   )       s
                        ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
                         ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
                        /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
                       (  (. ( . / /(
                       /\__\    ( \_/
                       \ |  )  ` \
                        \| /      \_______
                      _(_/(     \         `)
                       //  \     \_____/__/_
                            \    | ________ |
                            /\   ||        ||
                            | )` )|  b'ger ||
                            |/  / |        ||
                            \| /  |________||
                             )/|____--_____o|
                           ,'/___/__|____\__
                          / /|   | ==     : |
                    ------\/-|___|__________|------

Bye,

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 4 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <748...@hugbear.NL.net>

>Oh god, do people think I'm a prude now or something? :-)

No Hayley, you're not the prude...
I think Colin must be... the guy with
the shortie pajamas...  ;)
aka the one who keeps dressing our
nudes!!!!
-joan
-- 
                               .-""-.
       <spu...@juno.com>   (___/\ \
            ,    joan stark   (|^ ^ ) )
           /(                _)_\=_/  (
     ,..__/ `\          ____(_/_ ` \   ) 
      `\    _/        _/---._/(_)_  `\ (
    jgs '--\ `-.__..-'    /.    (_), |  ) 
            `._        ___\_____.'_| |__/
               `~----"`   `-.........'
    ASCII ART GALLERY:
    <http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/>



Veronica Karlsson wrote:

[snip]

>
>
> Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
>
>             _____            *
>            /  _) `\        '.  i _
>           /(^/^(   )       s
>          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>           `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
>           /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
>          | \  ):  )/ /\'
>         /  /\  :  | \_/
>         \ | |  :  |
>         '-| /-.:_.\
>        _(_/(       )
>         // |       |  __________
>            |       |/| ________ |
>            |       | ||        ||
>           /        | ||  b'ger ||
>          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
>            |`-.__.-< ||________||
>            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
>          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
>         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
>      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
>
>


[snip]


WOOOOaaaaahh! Great shoes, great great shoes Veronica.
:D
--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

joris bellenger wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> [snip]
> > Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
> >
> >             _____            *
> >            /  _) `\        '.  i _
> >           /(^/^(   )       s
> >          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> >           `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
> >           /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
> >          | \  ):  )/ /\'
> >         /  /\  :  | \_/
> >         \ | |  :  |
> >         '-| /-.:_.\
> >        _(_/(       )
> >         // |       |  __________
> >            |       |/| ________ |
> >            |       | ||        ||
> >           /        | ||  b'ger ||
> >          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
> >            |`-.__.-< ||________||
> >            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
> >          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
> >         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
> >      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
> >
> >
> 
> [snip]
> 
> WOOOOaaaaahh! Great shoes, great great shoes Veronica.
> :D

I didn't want to ruin the picture by breaking your very nice, and very
special, style, so I just asked myself "How would Joris have done a pair
of shoes on this one?"...  :)


-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 5 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On 4 Jul 1998 06:27:23 GMT, spu...@aol.com (Spunk1111) wrote:

>>Message-id: <748...@hugbear.NL.net>
>
>>Oh god, do people think I'm a prude now or something? :-)
>
>No Hayley, you're not the prude...

>I think Colin must be... the guy with
>the shortie pajamas...  ;)

Hey that's a bit unfair. I didn't object to being nude until Veronica
took my hat off. :-(

>aka the one who keeps dressing our
>nudes!!!!

Well I could hardly _undress_ them...now could I ?  :-)

Also I think you are also being a bit unfair about your nude because
it was the knock-knees which made me consider giving her that nice
little dress. There was really no other alternative to disguising her
obvious problem.

As I suggested to Joris I could have hidden the knees with a waist-slip
but that could have caused some adverse comments about topless ladies,
and her facial expression was still one of shocked horror and/or
embarassment.


         |   |   |
         \   |   /
          \_ | _/
          / / \ \
          | | | |
  jgs     |/   \|
         / \   / \
         `-'   '-`



          ,{{}}},
          {{/ \}}
         }}}^.^{{{
         {{\ 0 /}}
         }}})-({{{
        /{{     ((\
       / ( .   . ) \
      / /`\-' '-/`\ \
      \ \  ) . (  / /
       `\\/-----\//`
        (/       \)
         |       |
         |       |
         |       |
        /%%%%%%%%%\
 After    | | | |
  jgs     |/   \|
         / \   / \
         `-'   '-`

As for Joris's Muse _I_ didn't dress her, Joris and Veronica did that,
all I did was remove a bit of one of the bits.

Bye,

On Sat, 04 Jul 1998 11:01:16 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
wrote:

>Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>>
>>
>> Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
>>
>>             _____            *
>>            /  _) `\        '.  i _
>>           /(^/^(   )       s
>>          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>>           `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
>>           /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
>>          | \  ):  )/ /\'
>>         /  /\  :  | \_/
>>         \ | |  :  |
>>         '-| /-.:_.\
>>        _(_/(       )
>>         // |       |  __________
>>            |       |/| ________ |
>>            |       | ||        ||
>>           /        | ||  b'ger ||
>>          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
>>            |`-.__.-< ||________||
>>            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
>>          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
>>         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
>>      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------

>[snip]

>WOOOOaaaaahh! Great shoes, great great shoes Veronica.

Oh-Oh...I guess we're now going to get nudes with only their
shoes on?  *8-)

Bye,

On Fri, 03 Jul 1998 23:13:27 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
wrote:
>Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
>
>
>            _____            *
>           /  _) `\        '.  i _
>          /(^/^(   )       s
>         (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>          `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
>          /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
>         | \  ):  )/ /\'
>        /  /\  :  | \_/
>        \ | |  :  | 
>        '-| /-.:_.\       
>       _(_/(       ) 
>        // |       |  __________
>           |       |/| ________ |
>           |       | ||        ||
>          /        | ||  b'ger ||
>         `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
>           |`-.__.-< ||________||
>           )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
>         .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
>        /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
>     ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------

Nice pic. :-)


>> >weren't you the one who started putting clothes on Veronica's
>> >nude self portrait?    :)
>> 
>> Nope, it that Joan Stark's knock-kneed nude.  I thought she looked
>> very shocked and embarassed because her knees were exposed and that
>> nice little dress seemed to solve her problem.
>> 
>
>No, you'll have to think back further than that:
>
>-----------------------------
>
>
>Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>>
>>Here's _My_ Fighter:
>>
>>     _                     _
>>    | |                   | |
>>    | |       |||||       | |
>>    | |      ||. .||      | |
>>    | |     |||\=/|||     | |
>>    | |     |.-- --.|     | |
>>    | |     /(.) (.)\     | |
>>    | b__---\ ) . ( /---__d |
>>    | p""---'(  v  )`---""q |
>>    | |     `-\ | /-'     | |
>>    | |       ( | )       | |
>>    | |       '- -`       | |
>>    | |                   | |
>>    |_|                   |_|
>>
>
>
>Hmm...looks more like one of those home-exercise machines they
>advertise incessantly on TV but the Riders usually wear costumes.
>      _                     _
>     | |                   | |
>     | |       |||||       | |
>     | |      ||. .||      | |
>     | |     |||\=/|||     | |
>     | |     |.-- --.|     | |
>     | |     /( )=( )\     | |
>     | b__---\ )   ( /---__d |
>     | p""---'( ___ )`---""q |
>     | |     `-\ | /-'     | |
>     | |       ( | )       | |
>     | |       '- -`       | |
>     | |                   | |
>     |_|                   |_|
> 
>Phone within the next 10 minutes and get your Easy Rider ( with
>or without costume ) FREE !!!
>
>Colin Douthwaite

HeHeHe, I'd forgotten that. I couldn't really have made that comment
whilst leaving the person who was exercising undressed. In all the TV
adverts for Exercise & Slimming Machines the person is always dressed
otherwise they might get the reputation of being "Sexercise Machines" *8-)

Bye,



Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> joris bellenger wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > [snip]
> > > Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
> > >
> > >             _____            *
> > >            /  _) `\        '.  i _
> > >           /(^/^(   )       s
> > >          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> > >           `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
> > >           /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
> > >          | \  ):  )/ /\'
> > >         /  /\  :  | \_/
> > >         \ | |  :  |
> > >         '-| /-.:_.\
> > >        _(_/(       )
> > >         // |       |  __________
> > >            |       |/| ________ |
> > >            |       | ||        ||
> > >           /        | ||  b'ger ||
> > >          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
> > >            |`-.__.-< ||________||
> > >            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
> > >          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
> > >         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
> > >      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
> > >
> > >
> >
> > [snip]
> >
> > WOOOOaaaaahh! Great shoes, great great shoes Veronica.
> > :D
>
> I didn't want to ruin the picture by breaking your very nice, and very
> special, style, so I just asked myself "How would Joris have done a pair
> of shoes on this one?"...  :)
>
>


Haaa! I whish I'd done them, I really wish...    :)
--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 5 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
(My ISP is experiencing problems - again! and things were going so well
for a while there - so I am reposting this from news. instead of
usenet.)

In article <359...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson
<dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
> 
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> > Joan, here's the earlier version he made. A less "pumped" guy:
> >
> > [male ascii-art muse]
> >                              __,,,           *
> >                             / '  _\       '.  i _
> >                             \C  '\'       s
> >                              \  -_|     a   c   ,
> >                           ___/  /___  ,____  ;
> >                          /`    ~    \/-__/       i
> >                         /  , .  % .// |
> >                        / _/\       \  |
> >                        \  | \      |`-'
> >                         \ |  \   ' \
> >                       _ /_/  /    _ \_____
> >                        ///   |    \)_______\_
> >                              \    | ________ |
> >                              /\   ||        ||
> >                              | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >                              '/  / |        ||
> >                              (  /  |________||
> >                             _| /|____--_____o|
> >                            (` /___/__|____\__
> >                            / /|   | ==     : |
> >                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> >
> 
> But be careful, it turned out this guy was very fond of ice cream:
[snip]
> joris 4 Jul. 23:19, from: 194.109.128.140 (green)
> 
>                              ice creams would be nice...
>                                      /
>                              __,,,    ,/(/(
>                             / '  _\   )  ) )
>                            | C  '\'  ( ___)_)
>                             \\  - |   \XX/x/
>                           ___)`--'__  ,\/\/
>                         /'`    ~    `/-__/
>                        /  ,/(. )% . )' |
>                       (  _/  )      )  )
>                       |   ) __)      )/
>                        \  |XX/   '    )
>                       _ /_/\/     _  '`---.
>                        /// |      \)_______\_
>                            |      | ________ |
>                             \     ||        ||
>                              )  ` )|  b'ger ||
>                             /    / |   /VK  ||
>                             |   /  |________||
>                             )  /|____--_____o|
>                            (` /___/__|____\__
>                            / /|   | ==     : |
>                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> 
[snip]
> joris 4 Jul. 23:27, from: 194.109.128.140 (green)
> 
> [male ascii-art muse - couch potato version]
> 
>                              __,,,            *
>                             / '  _\        '.  i _
>                             |C  '\'        s
>                             |(   - )      a   c   ,
>                           __)  `--'__   ,____  ;
>                         /'`    ~    ` /-__/       i
>                        /     . )% .  )' |
>                       (  _./ -'    -') )
>                       |    )          )
>                        \   )`  ---  '  )__
>                       _ /_/ `   ____.-'   `.
>                        ///|        \________\
>                           \        |________ |
>                            \       |        ||
>                             )   ` /|  b'ger ||
>                            /     / |   /VK  ||
>                            |    /  |________||
>                            (   /|____--_____o|
>                            (` /___/__|____\__
>                            / /|   | ==     : |
>                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> 
[snip]

> [joris said in chat] I wonder who this guy could inspire...
[snip]
>               _    __   __                _             _
>   __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
>  ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
>  _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
> ( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
>  \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
>   \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
>    `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

As I said in the chat, about one of the earlier versions of the obese
ascii muse, he certainly inspires me but I'm afraid the inspiration is
just to

                   ha
           /_,^^%--- ha
             <\  \ ha
              >\
  ejm     _ /\>^^

               /     ha
              |,^%--- ha
              <   \ ha
            \ > \ 
  ejm     /\/>^^ \


            /       ha   
            \,^^%--- ha
            <    \ ha
          /<
  ejm    /^^</\__

                   ha
           __,^%--- ha
           \<\  \ ha
           <  \
        ^^<_
  ejm    _\ |

           __
           \<\
           <  \
        ^^<_      / Rats! and I JUST got it reattached....
  ejm    _\/    ^%---

I think that the finished male muse has better legs than the first but
he also has wussy hair so I have combined the earlier version with the
pumped up version to make an ascii muse who may inspire me... if I ever
get my head reattached properly.

                             __,,,           *
                            / '  _\       '.  i _
                            \C  '\'       s   
                             \  -_|     a   c   ,
                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                         /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                        /  , .  % .// |
                       / _/\       \  |
                       \  | \      |`-'
                        \ |  \   ' \______
                      _ /_/  /    _       `)
                       ///   |    \)___/__/__
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             '/  ( |        ||
                              \  / |________||
                               )(____--_____o|
                              / |_/__|____\_
                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------



NOTE: If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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           __
           \<\                                       llizard aka ejm
           <  \       ha                  cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
        ^^<_      / ha              ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions 
  ejm    _\/    ^%---  ha        www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 5 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
(My ISP is experiencing problems - again! and things were going so well
for a while there - so I am reposting this from news. instead of
usenet.)

In article <359...@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger
<svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
> 
> Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 
> > On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 12:38:35 +0200, sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Hayley Jane Wakenshaw wrote:
> > >
> > >> sandra van zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> writes:
> > >> >My ascii-art muse had left me for a while. She seems
> > >> >to be back now. I sure hope she'll hang around a bit.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >[my ascii-art muse]
> > >> >                            ____            *
> > >> >                           / _) `\       '.  i _
> > >> >                          /^/^(   )       s
> > >> >                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> > >> >                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
> > >> >                         /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
> > >> >                        (  (. ( . / /(
> > >> >                        /\__\    ( \_/
> > >> >                        \ |  )  ` \
> > >> >                         \| /      \_______
> > >> >                       _(_/(     \/        `)
> > >> >                        //  \     \.____/__/_
> > >> >                             \    | ________ |
> > >> >                             /\   ||        ||
> > >> >                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
> > >> >                             |/  / |        ||
> > >> >                             \| /  |________||
> > >> >                              )/|____--_____o|
> > >> >                            ,'/___/__|____\__
> > >> >                           / /|   | ==     : |
> > >> >                     ------\/-|___|__________|------
> > >> >
> >
> > >> *sigh* One day Joris, you will create a pic that doesn't impress me at all
> > >> that I don't smile at, and that I don't wish I had done. And on that day,
[snip]
> 
>  ...and I gave her some clothes just to please you colin...
> weren't you the one who started putting clothes on Veronica's
> nude self portrait?    :)
> 
>                            ____            *
>                           / _) `\       '.  i _
>                          /^/^(   )       s
>                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
>                          ) )\ \/__   ,___   ;
>                         /  /_~ _/ \ /-_/       i
>                        (  (__(__)/ /(
>                        /\__\    ( \_/
>                        \ |  )  ` \
>                         \| /_ ____\_______
>                       _(_/(  '  \/   |    `)
>                        //  \     \___|_/__/_
>                             \_,__| ________ |
>                             /\   ||        ||
>                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
[snip]
>   joris bellenger (b'ger)
>   e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
>   ascii-art gallery at:
>   http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm

Or you could just have her hair cover her in the strategic areas. (It
seems somewhat unseemly to clothe a muse!)

                            ____            *
                           / _) `\       '.  i _
                          /^/^(   )       s
                         ( \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
                          ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
                         /  // (   \ /-_/       i
                        (  ((   \ / /(
                        /)  )\   ) \_/
                        \ |/ )) ( \
                       / \| /(   \ \_______
                      /_(_/(  \   \        `)
                     /  //  \  \   \____/__/_
                    (__(     \  )___)_______ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             |/  / |        ||
                             \| /  |________||
                              )/|____--_____o|
                            ,'/___/__|____\__
                           / /|   | ==     : |
                     ------\/-|___|__________|------



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llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 5 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
(My ISP is experiencing problems - again! and things were going so well
for a while there - so I am reposting this from news. instead of
usenet.)

In article <359...@news.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz
(Colin Douthwaite) wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 04 Jul 1998 11:01:16 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
> wrote:
> 
> >Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> >[snip]
> >
> >> Very nice Joris, but I wonder if that is enough for Colin...
> >>
> >>             _____            *
> >>            /  _) `\        '.  i _
> >>           /(^/^(   )       s
> >>          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
> >>           `__)-.\'__   ,___   ;
> >>           /  \':`/  \ /-_/       i
> >>          | \  ):  )/ /\'
> >>         /  /\  :  | \_/
> >>         \ | |  :  |
> >>         '-| /-.:_.\
> >>        _(_/(       )
> >>         // |       |  __________
> >>            |       |/| ________ |
> >>            |       | ||        ||
> >>           /        | ||  b'ger ||
> >>          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
> >>            |`-.__.-< ||________||
> >>            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
> >>          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
> >>         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
> >>      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
> 
> >[snip]
> 
> >WOOOOaaaaahh! Great shoes, great great shoes Veronica.
> 
> Oh-Oh...I guess we're now going to get nudes with only their
> shoes on?  *8-)

They are great shoes!

         ___ ha  !/\
       _/  ha ---%^^^,
      |_____|ha / \/ >    And I can't resist!
        ---  ==     >
      [_____]    __>,^
  ejm  |   |    //| |


             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  / ~    \ /-_/       i
         (  (. ( . / /(
         /\__\    ( \_/
         \ |  )  ` \
          \| /      \ 
        _(_/(     \/ |
         //  \     \ | __________
              \    | || ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------

Or, again if her hair is longer, then it can cover her in those
strategic places.

             _____            *
            /  _) `\        '.  i _
           /(^/^(   )       s
          (  \=_ ) /      a   c   ,
           ) )\/ /__   ,___   ;
          /  // (   \ /-_/       i
         (  ((   \ / /(
         /)  )\   ) \_/
         \ |/ ))  (\
        / \| /(    )\ 
       /_(_/(  \  (  | 
      (  //  \  )  \ | __________
       )___)  \(____\|| ________ |
               \   | |||        ||
                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
              | / (  |||________||
              )/   ` ||__--_____o|
            .'/     )| __|____\__
           /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
        ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------

(I changed the shoes a little, VK)

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
-_ -_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \



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On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 00:39:37 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:


>[the ultimate (?) male ascii-art muse]
>
>                               __,,,           *
>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>                              \C  '\'       s
>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>                         / _/\       \  |
>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>                        _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>                               \    | ________ |
>                               /\   ||        ||
>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                               '/  ( |        ||
>                                \  / |________||
>                                 )(____--_____o|
>                                / |_/__|____\_
>                          -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------
>
>How's that?

Kinky. Notice the change.

>                               __,,,           *
>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>                              \C  '\'       s
>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>                         / _/\       \  |
>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>                               \    | ________ |
>                               /\   ||        ||
>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                               '/  ( |        ||
>                                \  / |________||
>                                 )(____--_____o|
>                                / |_/__|____\_
>                          -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------
>

-- 
Lennert Stock
lst...@lstock.demon.nl
Psst! Amazing ASCII Art Hide-out
http://www.lstock.demon.nl/aas.html

llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 5 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <359...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson
<dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
> 
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> > Joan, here's the earlier version he made. A less "pumped" guy:
> >
> > [male ascii-art muse]
> >                              __,,,           *
> >                             / '  _\       '.  i _
> >                             \C  '\'       s
> >                              \  -_|     a   c   ,
> >                           ___/  /___  ,____  ;
> >                          /`    ~    \/-__/       i
> >                         /  , .  % .// |
> >                        / _/\       \  |
> >                        \  | \      |`-'
> >                         \ |  \   ' \
> >                       _ /_/  /    _ \_____
> >                        ///   |    \)_______\_
> >                              \    | ________ |
> >                              /\   ||        ||
> >                              | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >                              '/  / |        ||
> >                              (  /  |________||
> >                             _| /|____--_____o|
> >                            (` /___/__|____\__
> >                            / /|   | ==     : |
> >                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> >
> 
> But be careful, it turned out this guy was very fond of ice cream:
[snip]
> joris 4 Jul. 23:19, from: 194.109.128.140 (green)
> 
>                              ice creams would be nice...
>                                      /
>                              __,,,    ,/(/(
>                             / '  _\   )  ) )
>                            | C  '\'  ( ___)_)
>                             \\  - |   \XX/x/
>                           ___)`--'__  ,\/\/
>                         /'`    ~    `/-__/
>                        /  ,/(. )% . )' |
>                       (  _/  )      )  )
>                       |   ) __)      )/
>                        \  |XX/   '    )
>                       _ /_/\/     _  '`---.
>                        /// |      \)_______\_
>                            |      | ________ |
>                             \     ||        ||
>                              )  ` )|  b'ger ||
>                             /    / |   /VK  ||
>                             |   /  |________||
>                             )  /|____--_____o|
>                            (` /___/__|____\__
>                            / /|   | ==     : |
>                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> 
[snip]
> joris 4 Jul. 23:27, from: 194.109.128.140 (green)
> 
> [male ascii-art muse - couch potato version]
> 
>                              __,,,            *
>                             / '  _\        '.  i _
>                             |C  '\'        s
>                             |(   - )      a   c   ,
>                           __)  `--'__   ,____  ;
>                         /'`    ~    ` /-__/       i
>                        /     . )% .  )' |
>                       (  _./ -'    -') )
>                       |    )          )
>                        \   )`  ---  '  )__
>                       _ /_/ `   ____.-'   `.
>                        ///|        \________\
>                           \        |________ |
>                            \       |        ||
>                             )   ` /|  b'ger ||
>                            /     / |   /VK  ||
>                            |    /  |________||
>                            (   /|____--_____o|
>                            (` /___/__|____\__
>                            / /|   | ==     : |
>                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> 
[snip]

> [joris said in chat] I wonder who this guy could inspire...
[snip]
>               _    __   __                _             _
>   __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
>  ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
>  _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
> ( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
>  \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
>   \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
>    `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

As I said in the chat, about one of the earlier versions of the obese
ascii muse, he certainly inspires me but I'm afraid the inspiration is
just to

                   ha
           /_,^^%--- ha
             <\  \ ha
              >\
  ejm     _ /\>^^

               /     ha
              |,^%--- ha
              <   \ ha
            \ > \ 
  ejm     /\/>^^ \


            /       ha   
            \,^^%--- ha
            <    \ ha
          /<
  ejm    /^^</\__

                   ha
           __,^%--- ha
           \<\  \ ha
           <  \
        ^^<_
  ejm    _\ |

           __
           \<\
           <  \
        ^^<_      / Rats! and I JUST got it reattached....
  ejm    _\/    ^%---

I think that the finished male muse has better legs than the first but
he also has wussy hair so I have combined the earlier version with the
pumped up version to make an ascii muse who may inspire me... if I ever
get my head reattached properly.

                             __,,,           *
                            / '  _\       '.  i _
                            \C  '\'       s   
                             \  -_|     a   c   ,
                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                         /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                        /  , .  % .// |
                       / _/\       \  |
                       \  | \      |`-'
                        \ |  \   ' \______
                      _ /_/  /    _       `)
                       ///   |    \)___/__/__
                             \    | ________ |
                             /\   ||        ||
                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
                             '/  ( |        ||
                              \  / |________||
                               )(____--_____o|
                              / |_/__|____\_
                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------



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>Message-id: <359...@news.southern.co.nz>

>>I think Colin must be... the guy with
>>the shortie pajamas...  ;)
>
>Hey that's a bit unfair. I didn't object to being nude until Veronica
>took my hat off. :-(

Oh Colin-- I'm just ribbing ya--
you looked very cute in the shorties!  ;)

-joan

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 6 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>
>                             __,,,            *
>                            / '  _\        '.  i _
>                            |C  =\=        s   
>                            |(   - )      a   c   ,
>                          __)  `--'__  ,____  ;
>                        /'`    ~    `\/-__/       i
>                       /      . )%  .)' |
>                      (  _./ -'    -')  )
>                      |    )          )/
>                       \   )`  ---  (  )__
>                      _( _/ `   ____.-'   `.
>                       ///|        \________\
>                          \        |________ |
>                           \       |        ||
>                            )  ` '/|  b'ger ||     
>                           /     / |   /VK  ||
>                           |    /  |________||
>                           (   /|____--_____o|
>                           (` /___/__|____\__
>                           / /|   | ==     : |
>                     ------\(-|___|__________|------
>
>
> I didn't know computers were that strong.

I didn't know obesity can be that terrifying.
The penis disappeared!

===========================================================
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[]     ,,   (__)    As bride and groom we hail           []
[]    ( ">  <" )    all devils with but one tail         []
[]   ,(> )><( <),                                        []
[]  (  ^^    ^^  )  http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/  []
[]                                                       []
===========================================================

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 6 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report


Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > joris bellenger wrote:
> > > Joan, I dedicate this one to you, since you asked for it.
> > > Although you really don't need him, may this fellow inspire you
> > > in the art you master so well.  :)
> > >
> > > [male ascii-art muse]
> > >
> > >                              ____,           *
> > >                             /` / _\       '.  i _
> > >                             ) ( '\'       s
> > >                            (__| -_|     a   c   ,
> > >                           ___/  /___  ,____  ;
> > >                          /`    ~   ,\/-__/       i
> > >                         /  / . _\_.\/ |
> > >                        / _/'    (  /  |
> > >                        \  | \    \( `-'
> > >                         \ |  \  _  \______
> > >                       _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
> > >                        ///   |    \)___/__/__
> > >                              \    | ________ |
> > >                              /\   ||        ||
> > >                              | )` )|  b'ger ||
> > >                              '/  ( |        ||
> > >                               \  / |________||
> > >                                )(____--_____o|
> > >                               / |_/__|____\_
> > >                         -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------
> > >
> >

[major snip]

>
>
> ========================================================
>
> My conclusion is that this must be the ultimate male ascii art muse:
>
> [ultimate male ascii-art muse]
>
>                              __,,,           *
>                             / '  _\       '.  i _
>                             \C  '\'       s
>                              \  -_|     a   c   ,
>                           ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>                          /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>                         /  , .  % .// |
>                        / _/\       \  |
>                        \  | \      |`-'
>                         \ |  \   ' \______
>                       _ /_/  /    _       `)
>                        ///   |    \)___/__/__
>                              \    | ________ |
>                              /\   ||        ||
>                              | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                              '/  ( |        ||
>                               \  / |________||
>                                )(____--_____o|
>                               / |_/__|____\_
>                         -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------
>



HHhhmmmmm I see that some of the feminine members of the ascii art
community
don't like the muse I made for them.
I though that a guy with big muscles and long hair would inspire them
(but to tell you the truth: how the hell should I know).

Llizard & Veronica have compilled their (very) own muse...
The consumers have spoken. I respect that.  ;o)

But... the drawing that resulted is a bit boring (if you ask me),
it's too flat. Besides it's like his dick isn't attached to his body...
IT'S GOING TO FALL ANY MINUTE NOW.
So I diddled him a bit (he's fit without being "pumped").


[the ultimate (?) male ascii-art muse]

                               __,,,           *
                              / '  _\       '.  i _
                              \C  '\'       s
                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                          /  , . _\_.// |
                         / _/\       \  |
                         \  | \    \ |`-'
                          \ |  \  _  \______
                        _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
                               \    | ________ |
                               /\   ||        ||
                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
                               '/  ( |        ||
                                \  / |________||
                                 )(____--_____o|
                                / |_/__|____\_
                          -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------

How's that?

--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

Or.... even kinkier

>Kinky. Notice the change.
>
>>                               __,,,           *
>>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>>                              \C  '\'       s
>>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>>                         / _/\       \  |
>>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
>>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>>                               \    | ________ |
>>                               /\   ||        ||
>>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>>                               '/  ( |        ||
>>                                \  / |________||
> >>                              (\\  | ==    : |
> >>                      --------|\_\-|_________|-
>



Roy wrote:

> Or.... even kinkier
>
> >Kinky. Notice the change.
> >
> >>                               __,,,           *
> >>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
> >>                              \C  '\'       s
> >>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
> >>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
> >>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
> >>                          /  , . _\_.// |
> >>                         / _/\       \  |
> >>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
> >>                          \ |  \  _  \______
> >>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
> >>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
> >>                               \    | ________ |
> >>                               /\   ||        ||
> >>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >>                               '/  ( |        ||
> >>                                \  / |________||
> > >>                              (\\  | ==    : |
> > >>                      --------|\_\-|_________|-
> >


This is getting a little too weird for me, I mean: is he sitting
on a mac?   >:D
--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 6 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report


Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >
> > Joan, here's the earlier version he made. A less "pumped" guy:
> >
> > [male ascii-art muse]
> >                              __,,,           *
> >                             / '  _\       '.  i _
> >                             \C  '\'       s
> >                              \  -_|     a   c   ,
> >                           ___/  /___  ,____  ;
> >                          /`    ~    \/-__/       i
> >                         /  , .  % .// |
> >                        / _/\       \  |
> >                        \  | \      |`-'
> >                         \ |  \   ' \
> >                       _ /_/  /    _ \_____
> >                        ///   |    \)_______\_
> >                              \    | ________ |
> >                              /\   ||        ||
> >                              | )` )|  b'ger ||
> >                              '/  / |        ||
> >                              (  /  |________||
> >                             _| /|____--_____o|
> >                            (` /___/__|____\__
> >                            / /|   | ==     : |
> >                      ------\(-|___|__________|------
> >
>
>


[snip]

Girls can be pretty much "pumped" too. See?


                             ____,,
                             )` ) _\
                            /  ( "\"
                           (___| =_/)
                           ___/  /___
                          /`  \__ _\`\   _
                         /  /_/__)__) \_/_)-,
                        / _/\   ( )/\____/_/
                        \  | \    (
                         \ |  )   )\
                       _ /_/ (_.____\
                        ///  /    )/ )
                             \    |  |
                              \   |  |
                               )` )` )
                              /  (  /
                              \  / /
                               )/)/
                              /(/'\
                        -----/_/ \_\---- b'ger


But I'm sure her boyfriend doesn't mind.


                             ____,,                     ,,,,,
                             )` ) _\                   / _  |
                            /  ( "\"                   '/'  c
                           (___| =_/)                  |_-  |
                           ___/  /___                 ___\  \____
                          /`  \__ _\`\   _       _   /`    ~    `\
                         /  /_/__)__) \_/_)-, ,-(_\_/  )._/_ . \  \
                        / _/\   ( )/\____(_/   \_)____/\  )    '\_ \
                        \  | \    (                     )/    / |  /
                         \ |  )   )\                   /  ___/  | /
                       _ /_/ (_.____\                 /|_/'  \  \_\_
                        ///  /    )/ )               / \/    |   \\\
                             \    |  |               |  |    /
                              \   |  |               |  |   /
                               )` )` )               (` ( `(
                              /  (  /                 \  )  \
                              \  / /                   \ \  /
                               )/)/                     )()(
                              /(/'\                    / '| \
                        -----/_/ \_\------ b'ger -----/ _|(_ \-----


:)
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Roy <mcc...@NOSPAM.uthscsa.dcci.com> ASCII art 6 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) wrote:


>Well perhaps he feels more relaxed and natural wearing shoes in the
>same way I do wearing my Russian hat...less exposed sort of?
>
>>> Or.... even kinkier
>>>
>>> >Kinky. Notice the change.

>                                   _______
>>> >                               |~~~~~|
>>> >>                           ___|_____|___      *
>>> >>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>>> >>                              \C  '\'       s
>>> >>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>>> >>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>>> >>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>>> >>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>>> >>                         / _/\       \  |
>>> >>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>>> >>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>>> >>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
>>> >>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>>> >>                               \    | ________ |
>>> >>                               /\   ||        ||
>>> >>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>>> >>                               '/  ( |        ||
>>> >>                                \  / |________||
>>> > >>                              (\\  | ==    : |
>>> > >>                      --------|\_\-|_________|-

ashashashash
:::`.  \::::
::::_`. \:::
::::`.  _\::
::::::`.\:::    roy
el:rayo:`\::    mcc...@uthscsa.dcci.com                                                                                      

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 6 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard wrote:
> (My ISP is experiencing problems - again! and things were going so well
> for a while there - so I am reposting this from news. instead of
> usenet.)

I see you!!! :) :) :)

> > >Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > >[ 8< ]
> > >>           /        | ||  b'ger ||
> > >>          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
> > >>            |`-.__.-< ||________||
> > >>            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
> > >>          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
> > >>         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
> > >>      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
>[ 8< ]
>                 )` )`)||  b'ger ||
>                /  // |||   /ejm ||
>               | / (  |||________||
>               )/   ` ||__--_____o|
>             .'/     )| __|____\__
>            /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
>         ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------
> 
> 
> (I changed the shoes a little, VK)
> 

Of course you did. Those were two very different ladies (well, two very
different versions of the same lady). I was aiming for a sort of
old-fashioned secretary type and you were aiming for something quite
different, so it seems quite natural that they should have different
shoes...  :)

-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

On Sunday, 05 Jul 98 13:01:15, flu...@quadrant.xs4all.nl.spambgone (Hayley
Jane Wakenshaw) wrote:

>cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:
>>On Friday, 03 Jul 98 18:30:49, flu...@quadrant.xs4all.nl.spambgone (Hayley
>>Jane Wakenshaw) wrote:
>
>>>Oh god, do people think I'm a prude now or something? :-)
>>>I'm not. :) I've just seen some untasteful diddles of my
>>>pics done that were far ruder than anything I would do, 
>>>and that kind of p*&sed me off. :-/ I guess i'm a bit
>>>tetchy about it.
>>
>>Ooops...oh dear...I plead guilty to the worst of those diddles but as
>>I explained in the posting your Wood Nymph pic was an irresistable
>>attraction for Diddlers...especially me.  *8-(
>>
>>I hereby solemnly promise I will resist any further temptations to
>>diddle any more of your pictures.
>
>Oh it wasn't the wood nymph - that was fine! I was referring to some
>diddles I'd seen of some early nudes I did - just nude women. they were
>given highly enlarged boons... and well a host of other stuff that was
>worse. ;) I didn't like it. But I haven't _really_ taken offence at 
>anything in the NG so far. :) So no need to apologise. :)

Well my Wood Nymph diddle actually _was_ somewhat distasteful but I have 
not seen those early nude diddles you mention. Where did you see them
if not in the newsgroups?

There is quite a variance in what individuals find distasteful and it
is very easy to offend on the Net without realising it.

Ascii Art Diddlers are always treading broken glass. :-)

About 18 months ago I received a private email, from someone who was
probably still at school, telling me I should be ashamed of posting a
nude Ascii in a family newsgroup like alt.ascii-art. 

I responded by asking which newsgroup nudes should be posted to...and
received no reply...but does illustrate the wide range of views of those
who read newsgroups.  

Actually Usenet groups are all considered to be for adult readers and
there are special hierarchies for schools but I think a lot of very
young people do read alt.ascii-art because they like
the pictures but the newsgroup does not really cater for them. 

                             ______________________
                            |                      |
                            | "Which newsgroup is  |
                            |  for nude postings?" |
                            |______________________|
               .%%%.         on the Net without realising it.

Ascii Art Diddlers are always treading broken glass. :-)

About 18 months ago I received a private email, from someone who was
probably still at school, telling me I should be ashamed of posting a
nude Ascii in a family newsgroup like alt.ascii-art. 

I responded by asking which newsgroup nudes should be posted to...and
received no reply...but does illustrate the wide range of views of those
who read newsgroups.  

Actually U

On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 00:39:37 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
wrote:

>[the ultimate (?) male ascii-art muse]
>
>                               __,,,           *
>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>                              \C  '\'       s
>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>                         / _/\       \  |
>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>                        _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>                               \    | ________ |
>                               /\   ||        ||
>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                               '/  ( |        ||
>                                \  / |________||
>                                 )(____--_____o|
>                                / |_/__|____\_
>                          -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------

>How's that?

Penultimate...Veronica still has to put him some shoes on. *8-)

Bye,

On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 05:34:37 GMT, mcc...@NOSPAM.uthscsa.dcci.com (Roy)
wrote:

>Or.... even kinkier
>
>>Kinky. Notice the change.
>>
>>>                               __,,,           *
>>>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>>>                              \C  '\'       s
>>>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>>>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>>>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>>>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>>>                         / _/\       \  |
>>>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>>>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>>>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
>>>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>>>                               \    | ________ |
>>>                               /\   ||        ||
>>>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>>>                               '/  ( |        ||
>>>                                \  / |________||
>> >>                              (\\  | ==    : |
>> >>                      --------|\_\-|_________|-

Oh by-damn, someone has been playing the percentages and has beaten
Veronica to it.

   " You can do anything, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. "

Bye,

On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 10:49:29 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
wrote:

>
>
>Roy wrote:
>
>> Or.... even kinkier
>>
>> >Kinky. Notice the change.
>> >
>> >>                               __,,,           *
>> >>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>> >>                              \C  '\'       s
>> >>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>> >>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>> >>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>> >>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>> >>                         / _/\       \  |
>> >>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>> >>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>> >>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
>> >>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>> >>                               \    | ________ |
>> >>                               /\   ||        ||
>> >>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>> >>                               '/  ( |        ||
>> >>                                \  / |________||
>> > >>                              (\\  | ==    : |
>> > >>                      --------|\_\-|_________|-
>> >
>

>This is getting a little too weird for me, I mean: is he sitting
>on a mac?   >:D

Well perhaps he feels more relaxed and natural wearing shoes in the
same way I do wearing my Russian hat...less exposed sort of?

Bye,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 7 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Tue, 07 Jul 1998 02:01:22 GMT, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite)
wrote:

>On Sunday, 05 Jul 98 13:01:15, flu...@quadrant.xs4all.nl.spambgone (Hayley
>Jane Wakenshaw) wrote:
>
>>cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) writes:
>>>On Friday, 03 Jul 98 18:30:49, flu...@quadrant.xs4all.nl.spambgone (Hayley
>>>Jane Wakenshaw) wrote:
>>
>>>>Oh god, do people think I'm a prude now or something? :-)
>>>>I'm not. :) I've just seen some untasteful diddles of my
>>>>pics done that were far ruder than anything I would do, 
>>>>and that kind of p*&sed me off. :-/ I guess i'm a bit
>>>>tetchy about it.
>>>
>>>Ooops...oh dear...I plead guilty to the worst of those diddles but as
>>>I explained in the posting your Wood Nymph pic was an irresistable
>>>attraction for Diddlers...especially me.  *8-(
>>>
>>>I hereby solemnly promise I will resist any further temptations to
>>>diddle any more of your pictures.
>>
>>Oh it wasn't the wood nymph - that was fine! I was referring to some
>>diddles I'd seen of some early nudes I did - just nude women. they were
>>given highly enlarged boons... and well a host of other stuff that was
>>worse. ;) I didn't like it. But I haven't _really_ taken offence at 
>>anything in the NG so far. :) So no need to apologise. :)
>
>Well my Wood Nymph diddle actually _was_ somewhat distasteful but I have 
>not seen those early nude diddles you mention. Where did you see them
>if not in the newsgroups?
>
>There is quite a variance in what individuals find distasteful and it
>is very easy to offend on the Net without realising it.
>
>Ascii Art Diddlers are always treading broken glass. :-)
>
>About 18 months ago I received a private email, from someone who was
>probably still at school, telling me I should be ashamed of posting a
>nude Ascii in a family newsgroup like alt.ascii-art. 
>
>I responded by asking which newsgroup nudes should be posted to...and
>received no reply...but does illustrate the wide range of views of those
>who read newsgroups.  
>
>Actually Usenet groups are all considered to be for adult readers and
>there are special hierarchies for schools but I think a lot of very
>young people do read alt.ascii-art because they like
>the pictures but the newsgroup does not really cater for them. 


Oh damn...that posting got munged...here is the correct ending:

                             ______________________
                            |                      |
                            | "Which newsgroup is  |
                            |  for nude postings?" |
                            |______________________|
               .%%%.              /
              %%%%%%%     _____________
              \ (c c)    |        '\\\\\\
              d\   >     |        ' ____|_
                )=_/     |   +    '||::::::
             __/ /__     |        '||_____|
        '--/         )   \'_______|_____|
        |'/', .   .   \  ___/____|___\___
       _|/__|___#___|/_\|    _    '  <<<:| After
      /    _________    |_________'___o_o| b'ger
     /    /:::::::::|
         '=========='

Bye,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 7 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Roy <mcc...@NOSPAM.uthscsa.dcci.com> wrote:
>cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) wrote:


>>Well perhaps he feels more relaxed and natural wearing shoes in the
>>same way I do wearing my Russian hat...less exposed sort of?
>>
>>>> Or.... even kinkier
>>>>
>>>> >Kinky. Notice the change.

>>                                   _______
>>>> >                               |~~~~~|
>>>> >>                           ___|_____|___      *
>>>> >>                              / '  _\       '.  i _
>>>> >>                              \C  '\'       s
>>>> >>                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
>>>> >>                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>>>> >>                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
>>>> >>                          /  , . _\_.// |
>>>> >>                         / _/\       \  |
>>>> >>                         \  | \    \ |`-'
>>>> >>                          \ |  \  _  \______
>>>> >>                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
>>>> >>                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
>>>> >>                               \    | ________ |
>>>> >>                               /\   ||        ||
>>>> >>                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
>>>> >>                               '/  ( |        ||
>>>> >>                                \  / |________||
>>>> > >>                              (\\  | ==    : |
>>>> > >>                      --------|\_\-|_________|-



Change noticed but let's make him a real Yankee Doodle Boy?


                               _____
                              |H|H|H|
                              |H|H|H|
                              |H|H|H|
                            __|*_*_*|__       *
                              / '  _\       '.  i _
                              \C  '\'       s
                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
                          /  , . _\_.// |
                         / _/\       \  |
                         \  | \    \ |`-'
                          \ |  \  _  \______
                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
                               \    | ________ |
                               /\   ||        ||
                               | )` )|  after ||
                               '/  ( |  b'ger ||
                                \__/ |________||
                                |**| | ==    : |
                        --------(___)|_________|-


Bye,

llizard <lli...@idirect.ca> ASCII art 7 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <35A...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson
<dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote:
> > (My ISP is experiencing problems - again! and things were going so well
> > for a while there - so I am reposting this from news. instead of
> > usenet.)
> 
> I see you!!! :) :) :)
.
   _____
  |     |
  |^%---|---%^,   I see me too!!!
  |__\__|  / \/>
               >
               >
              /|^^
  ejm         \ \

This message just came from support.

    "The problem with posting via usenet. has been resolved.  This
     problem existed between July 1 and July 6, on usenet. only."

        ___ 
      _/   |   \_,^%---
     |_____|     <\ \ (Resolved as soon as I
       ---  ==   >/       told them about it....)
     [_____]   __>,^
  ejm |   |   //| |

> > > >Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > > >[ 8< ]
> > > >>           /        | ||  b'ger ||
> > > >>          `._       \ ||   /VK  ||
> > > >>            |`-.__.-< ||________||
> > > >>            )/ | /   \|__--_____o|
> > > >>          .'/  |/   ___/__|____\__
> > > >>         /(/  (\\  |   | ==     : |
> > > >>      ---\/---|\_\-|___|__________|------
> >[ 8< ]
> >                 )` )`)||  b'ger ||
> >                /  // |||   /ejm ||
> >               | / (  |||________||
> >               )/   ` ||__--_____o|
> >             .'/     )| __|____\__
> >            /(/     (\'   | ==    : |
> >         ---\/-------)\`._|_________|------

Oops, those shoes caused the poor thing's leg to go out of alignment.
I've fixed it now.

                )` )`)||  b'ger ||
               /  // |||   /ejm ||
               | /(  |||________||
               )/  ` ||__--_____o|
             .'/    )|___|____\____
            /(/    (\'   | ==    : |
         ---\/------)\`._|_________|------

> > (( \      | ~---,
> > |/` \     |      \_,^%---
> > (| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
> > -_ -_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
> > __________|_ (# o) >
> >    /|\        '-~ /|^^
> >   / | \   ejm     | \

All of those ascii muses that Joris did gave me an idea.

  ____|_____
   ,~,      |
   )))      |
  ((((,     |
  \) \      |
  (( \\     | ~---,
  |/` \     |      \_,^%---
  (| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... Can anyone but me tell that
  +_ +_     |   ___/ >       those are supposed to be cowboy boots?
  __________|_ (# o) >
     /|\        '-~ /|^^
    / | \   ejm     | \

(Joris' really fat muse is still making me laugh quite a lot so I may
still experience some difficulty translating the inspirations.)


NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
llizard aka ejm  cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca    ha             ,^
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/   ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions            ha  /   "    "

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 7 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Tue, 07 Jul 1998 07:33:30 GMT, Colin Douthwaite posted:
|
|                             ______________________
|                            |                      |
|                            | "Which newsgroup is  |
|                            |  for nude postings?" |
|                            |______________________|
|               .%%%.              /
|              %%%%%%%     _____________
|              \ (c c)    |        '\\\\\\
|              d\   >     |        ' ____|_
|                )=_/     |   +    '||::::::
|             __/ /__     |        '||_____|
|        '--/         )   \'_______|_____|
|        |'/', .   .   \  ___/____|___\___
|       _|/__|___#___|/_\|    _    '  <<<:| After
|      /    _________    |_________'___o_o| b'ger
|     /    /:::::::::|
|         '=========='
|
'--------------------------

Er, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.ascii ?

:o)
Martin

|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 7 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

llizard wrote:

>
>
> ____|_____
>  ,~,   Eve|
>  )))      |
> ((((, (   |
> \) \_(,)  |
> (( \      | ~---,
> |/` \     |      \_,^%---
> (| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
> -_ -_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
> __________|_ (# o) >
>    /|\        '-~ /|^^
>   / | \   ejm     | \
>



I gave it a try...


____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
4- 4-     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
7> 7>     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
t> t>     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \



____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
q\ q\     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \


--


   -----  `,----------------------------------------------
       ,\, #         joris bellenger (b'ger)
       |/  ?         e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
   ----| ~ )\---------------------------------------------
       /__/\ \____
       /   \_/    \  ascii-art gallery at:
      / <_ ____,_  \ http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm
   --/___/_____  \----------------------------------------
               \/|   Big Browser Is Watching You

sgt pinback <rob...@project.darkstar> ASCII art 7 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Mon, 6 Jul 1998, joris bellenger wrote:

.                               __,,,           *
.                              / '  _\       '.  i _
.                              \C  '\'       s
.                               \  -_|     a   c   ,
.                            ___/  /___  ,____  ;
.                           /`    ~    \/-__/       i
.                          /  , . _\_.// |
.                         / _/\       \  |
.                         \  | \    \ |`-'
.                          \ |  \  _  \______
.                        _ /_/  /   %%%      `)
.                         ///   |    \)___/__/__
.                               \    | ________ |
.                               /\   ||        ||
.                               | )` )|  b'ger ||
.                               '/  ( |        ||
.                                \  / |________||
.                                (\\  | ==    : |
.                        --------|\_\-|_________|-
.
> 
> 
> This is getting a little too weird for me, I mean: is he sitting
> on a mac?   >:D

now now, we don't discriminate here: race, creed, national origin, sex,
sexual orientation, fondness of ice cream, clothing status *or* os choice. 
and them old macs got quite warm. quite compfy when the naughty bits have
been left out and got a bit of a chill... 

my address: (rot13) cva...@qnegzbhgu.rqh

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 8 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard <lli...@idirect.ca> wrote:

> (Joris' really fat muse is still making me laugh quite a lot so I
> may still experience some difficulty translating the inspirations.)


Now what's so funny about being fat, cuddly, good-natured...and
being able to enjoy giant ice-creams amongst other things?

Underweight skinny boney people may be fashionable these days but
they are not very soft and cuddly?


        Well-proportioned and enjoying life...

       __,,,                                  (((())
      / '  _\      Hi there!                 ((()))))
      |C  a\a    /                           | ^  ^ |
      |(   - )                              (  )`'(  )
    __)  `--'__  ,///,                      (`   o  ')
  /'`    ~    `\/-__/                      ' ... . ...`
 /      . )%  .)' |                      '. .. . . . . .`
(  _./ -'    -')  )                    (  . . . . . ... . ____
|    )          )/                    / (  . . .  . . .  .  __|)
 \   )`  ---  (  )                   / (  .   .. . . .    ).   \
 ( _/ `   _____.-'\                 / ( .`---'. ..  .----'..)  |
 ///|       \       \              ( /(____-------------____)  |
    \        \       )              | (                     )  |
     \       )    ` '/              |  \                   /   |
      )  ` '/ (     /              _|_   \   -_______-   /     (
     /     /  |    /              |/ \|    \           /        \
     |    /   (   /  After         ---      \    |    /          \  __/-
     (   /    (` /   b'ger                   \___|___/            \_(..)
     (` /     / /                             \  |  /                \/ /|
     / /      \(                              (/\|/\)     mh        |  |
------\(------------------------------------------------------------------


Bye,

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 8 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> llizard wrote:
> >
> >
> > ____|_____
> >  ,~,   Eve|
> >  )))      |
> > ((((, (   |
> > \) \_(,)  |
> > (( \      | ~---,
> > |/` \     |      \_,^%---
> > (| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
> > -_ -_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
> > __________|_ (# o) >
> >    /|\        '-~ /|^^
> >   / | \   ejm     | \
> >
> 


____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
 n_n_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \


____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
 N_N_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \


Short boots:

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
 LbLb     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \


-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 9 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <899...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite
<cfb...@southern.co.nz> wrote:
> 
> llizard <lli...@idirect.ca> wrote:
> 
> > (Joris' really fat muse is still making me laugh quite a lot so I
> > may still experience some difficulty translating the inspirations.)
> 
> Now what's so funny about being fat, cuddly, good-natured...and
> being able to enjoy giant ice-creams amongst other things?
> 
> Underweight skinny boney people may be fashionable these days but
> they are not very soft and cuddly?


My hysteria is not because the muse is fat; it's that he became fat at
such a terrifying rate!
                      (
                      |
   ~^^^~~^^       __ w \ ,^%---
  <vvvvvvvv>    _/  \|__\>  \  It's not that I'm *trying* to stay
 __\______/__:=<_)__<)_  >      underweight, skinny and boney, you
know...
[______________________]_>,^
 |ejm               //|| |


NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
llizard aka ejm  cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca    ha             ,^
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/   ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions            ha  /   "    "

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 9 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <35A...@xs4all.nl>, joris bellenger
<svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote:
> 
[snip]
> > (( \      | ~---,
> > |/` \     |      \_,^%---
> > (| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
> > -_ -_     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
> > __________|_ (# o) >
> >    /|\        '-~ /|^^
> >   / | \   ejm     | \
[snip]
> 
> ____|_____
>  ,~,   Eve|
>  )))      |
> ((((, (   |
> \) \_(,)  |
> (( \      | ~---,
> |/` \     |      \_,^%---
> (| (/     |       />  \  Hmmm... I can't quite figure out how
> q\ q\     |   ___/ >      to put small shoes on Eve....
> __________|_ (# o) >
>    /|\        '-~ /|^^
>   / | \   ejm     | \
> 
> --
>  joris bellenger (b'ger)
>  e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
>  ascii-art gallery at:
>  http://www.afn.org/~afn39695/bger.htm

Joris, you're brilliant! Now why didn't I think of using the "q" that
way???

____|_____
  ,~,     |
  )))     |
 ((((,    |
 \) \     |
 (( \\    | ~---,        ha
 |/` \    |      \_,^%--- ha
 (|  (\   |       />  \ ha    ...thanks again for the inspiration.
 q`_  q`_ |   ___/ >
__________|_ (# o) >
   /|\        '-~ /|^^
  / | \   ejm     | \


NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you
see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e"
to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
llizard aka ejm
cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca                                     ,^
ASCII-ar+, ASCII and gif anima+ions             ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/           "    "

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> ASCII art 22 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>Message-id: <359...@xs4all.nl>

>Joan, I dedicate this one to you, since you asked for it.

>[male ascii-art muse]
>                             ____,           *
>                            /` / _\       '.  i _
>                            ) ( '\'       s
>                           (__| -_|     a   c   ,
>                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>                         /`    ~   ,\/-__/       i
>                        /  / . _\_.\/ |
>                       / _/'    (  /  |
>                       \  | \    \( `-'
>                        \ |  \  _  \______
>                      _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
>                       ///   |    \)___/__/__
>                             \    | ________ |
>                             /\   ||        ||
>                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
>                             '/  ( |        ||
>                              \  / |________||
>                               )(____--_____o|
>                              / |_/__|____\_
>                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------
>
Thank you Joris--  and despite the various
modifications posed by other members of aaa,
 I prefer the muscular muse...  ;)
he doesn't look feminine to me...
-joan
-- 
                               .-""-.
       <spu...@juno.com>   (___/\ \
            ,    joan stark   (|^ ^ ) )
           /(                _)_\=_/  (
     ,..__/ `\          ____(_/_ ` \   ) 
      `\    _/        _/---._/(_)_  `\ (
    jgs '--\ `-.__..-'    /.    (_), |  ) 
            `._        ___\_____.'_| |__/
               `~----"`   `-.........'
    ASCII ART GALLERY:
         <http://www.ascii-art.com>

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 26 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.com> wrote:
>>Message-id: <359...@xs4all.nl>

>>Joan, I dedicate this one to you, since you asked for it.

>>[male ascii-art muse]
>>                             ____,           *
>>                            /` / _\       '.  i _
>>                            ) ( '\'       s
>>                           (__| -_|     a   c   ,
>>                          ___/  /___  ,____  ;
>>                         /`    ~   ,\/-__/       i
>>                        /  / . _\_.\/ |
>>                       / _/'    (  /  |
>>                       \  | \    \( `-'
>>                        \ |  \  _  \______
>>                      _ /_/  /   \_/      `)
>>                       ///   |    \)___/__/__
>>                             \    | ________ |
>>                             /\   ||        ||
>>                             | )` )|  b'ger ||
>>                             '/  ( |        ||
>>                              \  / |________||
>>                               )(____--_____o|
>>                              / |_/__|____\_
>>                        -----/ _)_|_______=_|--------
>>

>Thank you Joris--  and despite the various
>modifications posed by other members of aaa,
> I prefer the muscular muse...  ;)
>he doesn't look feminine to me...

>-joan


HeHeHe, actually...he looks the Ivan Zamorano, that great player of
the Chile soccer team in the World Cup 98, although, as far as I
know, Zamorano does not play his games in the nude.


                             ____
                            /` / _\
                            ) ( '\'
                           (__| -_|
                          ___/  /___
                         /` (___) %%\/-__/      Ivan Zamorano
                        /  /  %%   \/ |            -Chile-
                       / _/%   %%  /  |
                       \  |%%   %% \`-'
                        \ |\%%   %% |_____
                      _ /_/~/~~~~~~~~    /')
                       ///  |     |\___/  /
                             \____|  (   /
                              \   |   \ /
                               )` )   )(__
                              /  (   (_,___>         -cfbd-
                              \  /      ,:'|':,    after b'ger
                               )(      ; /:::\ :
                              / |      ; \:::/ :
                        _____ \__> ____ ':,|,:' ______



Now miK of course will say that someone from the Netherlands was the
best player of the World Cup. :-)

Shuker of Croatia was the top goal scorer and he was a player who
also gave 100% effort throughout and was a very clean player of the
game...I don't think he got a single Yellow Card during the
tournament.


~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~



     |  |  |       |   |   /~~          /~~\                  //~\(~)
     |  |  |/~\|/~\|/~~|  |  |   ||~~\  '--./~\/~~/~~/~/|/~\   '-//~\
      \/ \/ \_/|   |\__|   \__\_/||__/  \__/\_/\__\__\/_|       / \_/
                                  |


                            ,  .  ,,,  .  ,
                        '     \_ _ _ _ _ /    ',
                     "%%%`-.  /          \  .'%%%"
                   "  \%%%%%~/- . ___ . - \~%%%%%%/"
                  "_ _|_ _ _/%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\_ _ _|_ _ "
                "/    |%%%%%\. -- ~~~ -- . /%%%%%|     \"
              " /    /%%%%.-~\            /~.%%%%%\     \ "
             " /    /%%%%/    \_ _ _ _ _ /    \%%%%\     \ "
            "  \  .'%%%%/     /          \     \%%%%`-.  /  "
           ". - \~%%%%%/     /      /">   \     \%%%%%%~/-._ "
          " %%%%%\____|____ / TRICO(//ORE  \ _ _|_____ /%%%%%"
          " - . /%%%%%|     \     =//      /    |%%%%%%\ . - "
          "    /~.%%%%%\     \            /    /%%%%%.-~\    "
          " _ /    \%%%%\     \_ _ _ _ _ /    /%%%%%/    \_  "
           "  \     \%%%%`-.  /          \  .'%%%%%/     /  "
            "  \     \%%%%%%~/- . ___ . - \~%%%%%%/     /  "
             "  \ _ _|_ _ _ /%%%%%%%%%%%%%%\_ _ _| _ _ / "
               "     |%%%%%%\. -- ~~~ -- . /%%%%%|     "
                 "  /%%%%%.-~\            /~-.%%%%\  "
        -cfbd-      " %%%/    \ _ _ _ _ _/    \%% "
                       "  ,                  , "
                             "  . ,,,, .  "

            _
           /_`\
           /-\ )
         __7_/_(_______ _
        /        _____|<_\
       /        /
      / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
    _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
   <_/  /_     |
       /  \-___|                                 __
      ( )'  |  /      ___                      /_~\\
       \ |  ( )      /\_/\                     /-  ))
        >\  | /     (-<_>-)                    7__/||
       (_/  |/       \/_\/    -miK           /~~ %%''~~~~~~|<_\
           (_)                              /    %%  /~~~~~`
                                           / /|  %% /
                                         _/_/ /~~X~~|
                                        <_/  /_     |      Ivan Zamorano
        _                                   /  \-___|        --Chile--
       ()(\                                ( )'  |  /      ___
      ~/" )\                                \ |  ( )      /\_/\
      _>~/_)`                                >\  | /     (-<_>-)   -cfbd-
     / `'  \                                (_/  |/       \/_\/
   _(<____/_)   gabriel batistuta               (_)
  /\\_\  \_>      --argentina--
  | \_/|___\
 _|/   (__<_     -mik-
(_,]     (_/



~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~


Bye,

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 27 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> [ 8< ]
>             _
>            /_`\
>            /-\ )
>          __7_/_(_______ _
>         /        _____|<_\
>        /        /
>       / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
>     _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
>    <_/  /_     |
>        /  \-___|                                 __
>       ( )'  |  /      ___                      /_~\\
>        \ |  ( )      /\_/\                     /-  ))
>         >\  | /     (-<_>-)                    7__/||
>        (_/  |/       \/_\/    -miK           /~~ %%''~~~~~~|<_\
>            (_)                              /    %%  /~~~~~`
>                                            / /|  %% /       [ 8< ]


Hmmmm....



 ._         _
 - `-.     /_`\
  - - `._  /-\ )
 -  - - _>=7_/_(_______ _
-  - -.'/        _____|<_\
_.-.-' /        /
      / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
    _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
   <_/  /_     |
       /  \-___|                  
      ( )'  |  /     ___         
       \ |  ( )  (|)/%%.\ |\     
        >\  | /   |(%%%% )|/     
       (_/  |/    | \%%_/ |  -miK
           (_)                  
              

-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
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Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 27 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> [ 8< ]
>>             _
>>            /_`\
>>            /-\ )
>>          __7_/_(_______ _
>>         /        _____|<_\
>>        /        /
>>       / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
>>     _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
>>    <_/  /_     |
>>        /  \-___|                                 __
>>       ( )'  |  /      ___                      /_~\\
>>        \ |  ( )      /\_/\                     /-  ))
>>         >\  | /     (-<_>-)                    7__/||
>>        (_/  |/       \/_\/    -miK           /~~ %%''~~~~~~|<_\
>>            (_)                              /    %%  /~~~~~`
>>                                            / /|  %% /       [ 8< ]


>Hmmmm....



> ._         _
> - `-.     /_`\
>  - - `._  /-\ )
> -  - - _>=7_/_(_______ _
>-  - -.'/        _____|<_\
>_.-.-' /        /
>      / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
>    _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
>   <_/  /_     |
>       /  \-___|                  
>      ( )'  |  /     ___         
>       \ |  ( )  (|)/%%.\ |\     
>        >\  | /   |(%%%% )|/     
>       (_/  |/    | \%%_/ |  -miK
>           (_)                  
>              


Hey, that's as bad as one of my jokes...too clever for me I'm afraid
so you'll need to explain it like I have to.


Now if it had been the following...I think I would have got the joke. *8-)


                      _
        ___          /_`\
   (|) /%%.\  |\     /-\ )
    | (%%%% ) |/ -->=7_/_(_______ _
    |  \%%_/  |   |        _____|<_\
                 /        /        _.
                / /|__ __/      .-' -
              _/_/ /  X  |   _.' - -
             <_/  /_     |==>_ - -  -
                 /  \-___|    \'.- -  -
                ( )'  |  /      \ '-.-._
                 \ |  ( )
                  >\  | /
                 (_/  |/
                     (_)


I think we'd better leave miK and Ivan Zamorano out of this one.  :-)


Toodles,

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 27 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 

      .-- (supposed to be fire)
      |
      V
> > ._         _
> > - `-.     /_`\
> >  - - `._  /-\ )
> > -  - - _>=7_/_(_______ _
> >-  - -.'/        _____|<_\
> >_.-.-' /        /
> >      / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
> >    _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
> >   <_/  /_     |          ^
> >       /  \-___|          `-----------.
> >      ( )'  |  /     ___               \
> >       \ |  ( )  (|)/%%.\ |\            \
> >        >\  | /   |(%%%% )|/             \
> >       (_/  |/    | \%%_/ |  -miK         \
> >           (_)       .                     |
> >                    /|                     |
                       |                      |
                       |  (after eating the)--'
                       |
                       `-----.
           (he found on the)-'

> 
> Hey, that's as bad as one of my jokes...too clever for me I'm afraid
> so you'll need to explain it like I have to.
> 
> Now if it had been the following...I think I would have got the joke. *8-)
> 
>                       _
>         ___          /_`\
>    (|) /%%.\  |\     /-\ )
>     | (%%%% ) |/ -->=7_/_(_______ _
>     |  \%%_/  |   |        _____|<_\
>                  /        /        _.
>                 / /|__ __/      .-' -
>               _/_/ /  X  |   _.' - -
>              <_/  /_     |==>_ - -  -
>                  /  \-___|    \'.- -  -
>                 ( )'  |  /      \ '-.-._
>                  \ |  ( )
>                   >\  | /
>                  (_/  |/
>                      (_)
> 

That one would work too... :&)

> I think we'd better leave miK and Ivan Zamorano out of this one.  :-)
> 

=)

-- 
              _    __   __                _             _
  __   ___.--'_`.  \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _   .'_`--.___   __
 ( _`.'. -   'o` )  \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | ( 'o`   - .`.'_ )
 _\.'_'      _.-'    \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|  `-._      `_`./_
( \`. )    //\`                                         '/\\    ( .'/ )
 \_`-'`---'\\__,      uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/     ,__//`---'`-'_/
  \`        `-\            r93...@fz.yhgu.fr           /-'        '/
   `  ascii art chat: http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/   '

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 28 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Ville Jouppi <vjo...@sci.fi> wrote:
>On 28 Jul 1998 06:27:28 GMT, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
>wrote:

>>Here is Gilo's Fart converted into the BASIC file FART.BAS
>>for MS-DOS, complete with sound !

>Haha, love the sound effects!-) Very nice..

Glad you liked it. :-)

Yes, farting musically is an art in itself, similar to whistling.
Anyone can produce that common  " Oops, I trod on another frog sound."

Again, I'm reminded, of the lady who went to choir practice on a
blustery night when the door to leading from the church to the
vestry had been left open.

The person sat next to her asked " Is the wind troubling you tonight? "
and the lady answered " Yes it is, but I'll be all right when the
organ starts! "


               |\
               |\\     " The
              @  \|          Organist"
                  |                       |\
                 @                        |
                          o   )__        @
                         /_=_-/  \
                ejm 96  ( /\.|    )
                         -------==


And...confucius say...

        "  Man who fart in church sit in own pew. "


Bye,

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 28 Jul 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
>Colin Douthwaite wrote:
>> 

>      .-- (supposed to be fire)
>      |
>      V
>> > ._         _
>> > - `-.     /_`\
>> >  - - `._  /-\ )
>> > -  - - _>=7_/_(_______ _
>> >-  - -.'/        _____|<_\
>> >_.-.-' /        /
>> >      / /|__ __/    Ivan Zamorano
>> >    _/_/ /  X  |      --Chili--
>> >   <_/  /_     |          ^
>> >       /  \-___|          `-----------.
>> >      ( )'  |  /     ___               \
>> >       \ |  ( )  (|)/%%.\ |\            \
>> >        >\  | /   |(%%%% )|/             \
>> >       (_/  |/    | \%%_/ |  -miK         \
>> >           (_)       .                     |
>> >                    /|                     |
>                       |                      |
>                       |  (after eating the)--'
>                       |
>                       `-----.
>           (he found on the)-'

>> 
>> Hey, that's as bad as one of my jokes...too clever for me I'm afraid
>> so you'll need to explain it like I have to.
>> 
>> Now if it had been the following...I think I would have got the joke. *8-)
>> 
>>                       _
>>         ___          /_`\
>>    (|) /%%.\  |\     /-\ )
>>     | (%%%% ) |/ -->=7_/_(_______ _
>>     |  \%%_/  |   |        _____|<_\
>>                  /        /        _.
>>                 / /|__ __/      .-' -
>>               _/_/ /  X  |   _.' - -
>>              <_/  /_     |==>_ - -  -
>>                  /  \-___|    \'.- -  -
>>                 ( )'  |  /      \ '-.-._
>>                  \ |  ( )
>>                   >\  | /
>>                  (_/  |/
>>                      (_)
>> 


>That one would work too... :&)


Ah yes, of course, the Chili Peppers!   HaHaHa.

Here's another redo...


    (
   (    (               Zamorano of --Chili--
   @@  ) ((
    @@  ( )) )
   ( @@@@@@)( (
        @@@@(@ ) )            _              ___
        @@@@(@@@@ (          /_`\        (|)/%%.\ |\
         @@@@@(@@@@ )        /-\ )        |(%%%% )|/
            @@@@@(@@@)@@@@@<=7_/_(_______ |,\%%_/ |
                          /        ______|<_/'
                         /        /           Chili
                        / /|__ __/              ^
                      _/_/ /  X  |              `-----------.
                     <_/  /_     |                          |
                         /  \-___|                          |
                        ( )'  |  /                          |
      cfbd/VK            \ |  ( )       (after eating the)--'
    -after mik-           >\  | /
                         (_/  |/
                             (_)



All this has somehow reminded me again of Gilo's FART:


Here is Gilo's Fart converted into the BASIC file FART.BAS
for MS-DOS, complete with sound !

The file is not compiled and should run under most if not all
variants of BASIC.

Just cut at top and bottom marks and save it as FART.BAS and run it
using the command at the DOS prompt:

C> qbasic fart.bas



--------------------------------- cut here -------------------------
130 PRINT"         z$$$$$e.         Hmmm yeah.
140 PRINT"       .$$$$$$$$$c                                 -r     d
150 PRINT"      4$$$$$$$$$$$F                             4c   ^*e. ^%c
160 PRINT"      ^$$$$$$$$$$$F                              ^b    ^b   ^*
170 PRINT"       *$$$$$$$$$$  ..                            P     $    J^
180 PRINT"       ^*$$$$$$$$\e$$$e.                         d^    .F   z^
190 PRINT"         ^*$$$P^.$$$$$$$c                       d%     J^ .d^   .P
200 PRINT"                $$$$$$$$$$e.                    $      P z*^  .d^
210 PRINT"                $$$$$$$$$$$$b.                  ^*ee...  ^   zP^
220 PRINT"                ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$ee..                ^^^*    .d^
230 PRINT"                 .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$eee......eeedec.      e*   .ze
240 PRINT"                z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b.  .P^ .z@*^
250 PRINT"               z$$$$$^^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$c ^ eP^^
260 PRINT"            .d$$$$P^       ^^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   ****$eee
270 PRINT"           .$$$$$*            ^^$$$$$$$$$$*$$$$$$$$$$$^   ec.
280 PRINT"         .z$$$$$^                ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$*^     ^^**ec.
290 PRINT"    .zed$$$$$$$^                    ^*$$$$$$$$$$*^              ^^
300 PRINT"                                    .d$$$$$$$P^
310 PRINT"                                  .d$$$$$$$*^
320 PRINT"                                z$$$$$$$$^
330 PRINT"                              d$$$$$$*^
340 PRINT"                            .$$$$$$ Gilo94'
350 PLAY "L64T200N46":FOR I=1 TO 300: NEXT I:PLAY "L64T200N70"
360 FOR I=1 TO 300: NEXT I:FOR I=1 TO 15:PLAY "mfo1fd":NEXT I
370 FOR I=1 TO 10 :PLAY "mbl64t255o0aa-p64":NEXT I
380 FOR I=40 TO 200 STEP 5: SOUND I,.2:NEXT I:SOUND 300,2:SOUND 200,10
-------------------------------  cut here -----------------------------


Bye,

On 28 Jul 1998 06:27:28 GMT, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
wrote:

>All this has somehow reminded me again of Gilo's FART:
>
>
>Here is Gilo's Fart converted into the BASIC file FART.BAS
>for MS-DOS, complete with sound !
>
>The file is not compiled and should run under most if not all
>variants of BASIC.
>
>Just cut at top and bottom marks and save it as FART.BAS and run it
>using the command at the DOS prompt:
>
>C> qbasic fart.bas

Haha, love the sound effects!-) Very nice..
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