Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 May 2000.
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alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 14 May 2000
Sexy Roby
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Sexy Roby II (for Poopie)
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SamSpade wrote:
> Onel de Guzman wrote:
> > "HLS" LOVESYOU:
> > >J. R. Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > >> aim...@rmta.org wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > recently jason introduced the subject of licking the terminals of a 9 volt
> > >> > battery to me. while this struck me as extremely odd, he assured me that
> > >> > all of his geeky friends had done it.
<snip>
I remember a classmate of mine taking the "electric" bit out of an electric
lighter and going around zapping people's elbows with it...
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lighter => remove stuff => zap!
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:46, from: 130.240.2.143
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:50, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:52, from: 130.240.2.143
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:55, from: 212.160.114.123
hehe, I meant it to be male :)
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:57, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:59, from: 130.240.2.143
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:59, from: 130.240.2.143
[That's a table, btw]
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: hehe, still refusing to turn on "Krogg mode"?
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 130.240.2.143
[an "old-fashioned", decorative kind of table]
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> "Krogg mode"? OK...
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:05, from: 130.240.2.143
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[an axe right through the "table"]
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:12, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: a bit better :)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:19, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> So, what are you going to do about the situation?
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:40, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: nothing :)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:40, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> :P
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143
*skips that silly "Krogg mode" thing and rewinds the tape a bit*
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:53, from: 212.160.114.123
:)
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:55, from: 130.240.2.143
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[That's a strange looking teabag!]
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:08, from: 212.160.114.123
aha. there she goes again.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:08, from: 130.240.2.143
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:14, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:17, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> That's supposed to be the little label thingy on the other
end of the rope of the teabag.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:21, from: 130.240.2.143
llizard >> Any thoughts about this tea-drinking lady?
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:23, from: 216.154.8.28
VK; and of course I wasn't cutting up llizards. I'm not really into
self inflicted wounds
llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:24, from: 216.154.8.28
VK: She's a bit flat headed.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:26, from: 130.240.2.143
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llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:28, from: 216.154.8.28
VK; and she appears to be trying to put brojek into the tea pot.
Is this a kind of reenactment of Lewis Carroll's "Mad Tea Party" with
brojek acting the part of the doormouse?
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llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:30, from: 216.154.8.28
VK; oh my no!!! That would NEVER happen.
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:31, from: 130.240.2.143
sliced llizard?
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:47, from: 130.240.2.143
["one Veronica on a bike"? Hmmm...]
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 15:02, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 15:03, from: 130.240.2.143
[...reading a book]
brojek [email] 21 Apr. 15:04, from: 212.160.114.123
hmm, distorted :(
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hmm, better?
VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 15:12, from: 130.240.2.143
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brojek [email] 21 Apr. 15:23, from: 212.160.114.123
watch the tree!
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llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:01, from: 216.154.14.206
ppeek
llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:06, from: 216.154.14.206
brojek; that would explain it then!
VK; No no no!!!! You must never ride and read simultaneously.
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llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:10, from: 216.154.14.206
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llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:11, from: 216.154.14.206
see??
[gone to apply caffeine to scrapes]
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drx [email] [home] 22 Apr. 23:53, from: 213.54.36.144
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VK [email] [home] 22 Apr. 23:56, from: 130.240.2.143
[X] <- Ball of yarn
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^-- stick brojek --^
drx [email] [home] 22 Apr. 23:59, from: 213.54.36.144
Any idea how to make an ascii-stickman shaking his head?
VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:00, from: 130.240.2.143
drx >> :D:D:D I have *no* idea! Try asking brojek and llizard. They're
experts on micro art! :)
VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:02, from: 130.240.2.143
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[No, that looks more like an eskimo!]
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[An indian, or maybe some Roman soldier or something]
drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:04, from: 213.54.36.144
that's what I tried out,
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drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:05, from: 213.54.36.144
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VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:06, from: 130.240.2.143
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VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:07, from: 130.240.2.143
drx >> Watch out!
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drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:10, from: 213.54.36.144
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VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:15, from: 130.240.2.143
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drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:19, from: 213.54.36.144
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Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:42, from: 129.125.21.119
incomingMessage = thornn.getGreeting();
thornn.sendGreeting(incomingMessage.clone());
Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:42, from: 129.125.21.119
*ducks*
brojek [email] 27 Apr. 16:42, from: 212.160.114.123
Uffff...
Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:43, from: 129.125.21.119
brojek>> Huff Duff?
Thornn [email] [home] 27 Apr. 16:43, from: 205.140.52.26
Shimrod.QueryStatus();
Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:44, from: 129.125.21.119
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Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:45, from: 129.125.21.119
Thornn.InformOfStatus("not quite dead, but getting there");
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:48, from: 216.154.20.125
ppeek
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:52, from: 216.154.20.125
VK; wwave
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:55, from: 216.154.20.125
VK: llaugh
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:57, from: 216.154.20.125
VK: llame wwink
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VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:15, from: 130.240.2.113
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VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:17, from: 130.240.2.113
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:30, from: 216.154.20.125
VK; ccaught unawares
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:31, from: 216.154.20.125
VK; What kind of creature is that supposed to be with the long
proboscus?
VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:32, from: 130.240.2.113
llizard >> The long what? You mean Robby?
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:33, from: 216.154.20.125
VK; No, (I know that Robby is a Rat)
this creature:
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VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:35, from: 130.240.2.113
llizard >> it's a llizard. No, wait a minute, I forgot a detail:
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Now do you see it? =)
llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:36, from: 216.154.20.125
VK: No, I'm afraid I don't, especially since you improved it
^^7^^^7^%< It doesn't look anything like me at all!
VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:40, from: 130.240.2.113
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llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:43, from: 216.154.20.125
VK; Oh my,
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I'm SURE I don't look like that!
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llizard [home] 2 May 15:51, from: 216.154.20.131
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What's up?
llizard [home] 2 May 15:58, from: 216.154.20.131
VK;
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brojek [email] 4 May 15:25, from: 212.160.114.123
:)
VK [email] [home] 4 May 15:44, from: 130.240.2.143
:)
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brojek [email] 4 May 15:55, from: 212.160.114.123
vk: I'm not into patterns
VK [email] [home] 4 May 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> Then don't do a pattern. I'm sure your imagination stretches
beyond that... :)
brojek [email] 4 May 16:04, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK: my imagination has a day off.
VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:09, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> :D:D:D
VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:10, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> mine too!
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brojek [email] 4 May 16:16, from: 212.160.114.123
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There are giant cats out there, and they love to eat roses
as much as the normally sized ones.
VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:19, from: 130.240.2.143
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brojek [email] 4 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123
carefull, Lileviki. It is unwise to harm this cat and not kill it
at the same time. Fortunately, the arrow did not make it.
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VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:31, from: 130.240.2.143
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brojek [email] 4 May 16:58, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: you brute.
VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:59, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> =)
brojek [email] 4 May 17:01, from: 212.160.114.123
MUSH!
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VK [email] [home] 4 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> "MUSH"?
brojek [email] 4 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: this is how i think people make husky's sledges go :)
brojek [email] 4 May 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: but the real problem is, m'dear, that I don't know
how to stop.
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brojek [email] 4 May 17:22, from: 212.160.114.123
Hmm, I think this cat is worth saving.
VK [email] [home] 4 May 17:27, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> That cat is definitely worth saving! And this might stop it:
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brojek [email] 4 May 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123
Whoaa!
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VK [email] [home] 4 May 17:36, from: 130.240.2.143
:D
brojek [email] 4 May 17:36, from: 212.160.114.123
Don't you know, pal, that this is frobidden activity,
<c what you're doing??
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:00, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> ??? Please explain.
brojek [email] 5 May 16:12, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: no. ;-)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:13, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> I'm curious. Explain!
brojek [email] 5 May 16:18, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: no way, m'dear. There are some things best left unknown.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143
*bites brojek*
brojek [email] 5 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: hehe, watch your theeth, My bones are pretty hard.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:28, from: 130.240.2.143
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:29, from: 130.240.2.143
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:31, from: 130.240.2.143
||||| ( Better get rid of that nasty hard snack! )
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brojek [email] 5 May 16:33, from: 212.160.114.123
c_,
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c There. all sticks together again :)
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:37, from: 130.240.2.143
||||| ( Phah! A glued-together toy! Rubbish! )
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brojek [email] 5 May 16:42, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: go on, m'dear, if it makes you feel better...
(apart from that splinter in your left heel)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:45, from: 130.240.2.143
||||| ( Thick boots! )
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brojek [email] 5 May 16:47, from: 212.160.114.123
Retrospection:
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so, the splinter is safely secured with those boots,
and will drive you mad!.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:49, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> What do you mean? I was wearing the boots all along. If you
think my feet look a little "flat on the bottom side" in that one it's
because of the impact with the ground during the "*stomp*"-ing. :P
brojek [email] 5 May 16:59, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: yes, yes. keep those illusions going. Don't blame me,
if you get an infection, though.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:01, from: 130.240.2.143
||||| ( Hmmm... if I dip it in this bucket of thinner...? )
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VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143
||||| ( Ha! That's better! Now that stupid doll is soft and mushy! )
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brojek [email] 5 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123
mhmmglp :)
brojek [email] 5 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: I mean, and so is your right hand. stupid, soft and mushy.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:14, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> thick glove...
brojek [email] 5 May 17:15, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: ah well, here's the explanation you so desperately require:
ghhlmghm glp glp hmblkmpl.
(to bad, that thinner again)
brojek [email] 5 May 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: yes, thick glove, it absorbed much of the thinner,
and closed around your wrist like coughs. now it
lets thinner to your hand, drip by dirp. And you can't
remove it. Tough.
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:19, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> Well, even if it does, my hand is a little bit tougher than
a little barie doll like you! :P
brojek [email] 5 May 17:22, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: very true. so what? As a doll, I don't feel pain.
but you do. and it makes you angry, hehehe :-)
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:24, from: 130.240.2.143
*dips soft and mush barbie doll in taco sauce and eats it*
*chomp*
*chomp*
*chomp*
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*
brojek [email] 5 May 17:28, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: gee, you don't look well inside. Perheaps it's inappropriate
diet. Geee, are those things ulcers??? You should definitely
visit your doctor.
brojek [email] 5 May 17:30, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: to say nothing about violating your own rules in this chat :-))))
VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:33, from: 130.240.2.143
brojek >> It says Dinner is off-topic. It doesn't say anything about me
not eating the visitors... :-9
brojek [email] 5 May 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123
hmm, no response. Guess she has to digest it over.
brojek [email] 5 May 17:35, from: 212.160.114.123
VK: I see. nice elusion :)
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Krogg [home] 6 May 04:19, from: 12.16.178.145
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llizard [home] 6 May 22:13, from: 216.154.8.202
VK; I wish there was some way that I could put in earplugs
when torturing the cat. It would make the task so much less dreary
llizard [home] 6 May 22:14, from: 216.154.8.202
VK; yes, sorry about the fact that I have to leave so soon
llizard [home] 6 May 22:15, from: 216.154.8.202
VK; It's very tempting to have a bon fire and put myself out of my
misery.
VK [email] [home] 6 May 22:16, from: 130.240.2.143
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llizard [home] 8 May 00:04, from: 216.154.14.132
VK: ha
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llizard [home] 8 May 00:08, from: 216.154.14.132
VK; THIS is what I had in mind
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llizard [home] 8 May 00:09, from: 216.154.14.132
VK; Just after doing this:
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Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:09, from: 129.125.21.106
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David [email] [home] 8 May 17:13, from: 194.176.69.184
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VK [email] [home] 8 May 17:17, from: 130.240.2.89
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Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:22, from: 129.125.21.106
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Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:28, from: 129.125.21.106
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VK [email] [home] 8 May 17:28, from: 130.240.2.89
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David [email] [home] 8 May 17:34, from: 194.176.69.184
PYTHON (MONTY) PICTURES LTD
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VK [email] [home] 8 May 17:42, from: 130.240.2.89
PYTHON (MONTY) PICTURES LTD
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brojek [email] 8 May 20:18, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK [email] [home] 8 May 20:19, from: 130.240.2.89
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brojek [email] 8 May 20:21, from: 212.160.114.123
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VK [email] [home] 8 May 20:22, from: 130.240.2.89
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brojek [email] 8 May 20:37, from: 212.160.114.123
and only emptiness remains :)
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