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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 14 May 2000.
Misc.
Sexy Roby


        (`-')                 _                               _
        /  ee`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     / |\.-.'|\    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J  | | | | \                  <___'
    | |_.| | \| |
     \__.'_|.-' /
     L      `--'\
     |`--______.'\
     J`-.__.-'  .'\
      \.  | | .-/  \
       \`./_\'.'`.  `.                                            .'
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


Sexy Roby II (for Poopie)

  (\
   \\
    \\
     \\
      \\
       \\__
       /' _\
       |.'__)                 _                               _
       (.' ee`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     / |\.-.'|\    |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    J  | | | | \                  <___'
    | |_.| | \| |
     \__.'_|.-' /
     L      `--'\
     |`--______.'\
     J`-.__.-'  .'\
      \.  | | .-/  \
       \`./_\'.'`.  `.                                            .'
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'


-----------

SamSpade wrote:
> Onel de Guzman wrote:
> > "HLS" LOVESYOU:
> > >J. R. Xemblinosky III wrote:
> > >> aim...@rmta.org wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > recently jason introduced the subject of licking the terminals of a 9 volt
> > >> > battery to me.  while this struck me as extremely odd, he assured me that
> > >> > all of his geeky friends had done it.
<snip>

I remember a classmate of mine taking the "electric" bit out of an electric
lighter and going around zapping people's elbows with it...



                                                  .'
                                                 / \`
                                             .--'\   .'
                                             \`--'  /
   .--.---.            .--.---.            .--`----'
   |  `---|            |  `---|            |  `---|
   |------|            |------|            |------|
   | ~C   |             `|    |             `|    |
   | /bb\/|              |---'               |---'
   | \)(  |    ---\      |          ---\     |
   | (v)  |    ---/                 ---/     *  
   |  \|  |                                 /_ 
   |  '`  |                                  /
   `------'

    lighter    =>    remove stuff   =>         zap!


--------------


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:46, from: 130.240.2.143

[_______________
                ]


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:50, from: 212.160.114.123

 | [_______________
[   _______________]
|    _]
|  __]
| [
 ] ]
| [_
[___]


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:52, from: 130.240.2.143

 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [_______________
[   _______________]
|    _]
|  __]
| [
 ] ]
| [_
[___]



brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:55, from: 212.160.114.123

hehe, I meant it to be male :)


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 12:57, from: 212.160.114.123


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{  @___________
{   {
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[|||
| \\
\  \\_
 | [\_]____________
[   _______________]
|    _]
|  __]
| [
 ] ]
| [_
[___]


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:59, from: 130.240.2.143

 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [
[|||
| \\
\  \\_
 | [\_]____________
[   _______________]
|    _]`--{  }--'
|  __]     }{
| [       /  \
 ] ]     (    )
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._




VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 12:59, from: 130.240.2.143

[That's a table, btw]


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: hehe, still refusing to turn on "Krogg mode"?


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 130.240.2.143

[an "old-fashioned", decorative kind of table]


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:03, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> "Krogg mode"? OK...


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:05, from: 130.240.2.143

 {}}}
{  +___________
{   {
 | [
[|||
| \\         /\
\  \\_   |`-.\/\
 | [\_]__\   _\_\__
[   ______\_(______]
|    _]`--{  }--' \
|  __]     }{    \ \
| [       /  \    \ \
 ] ]     (    )    \/
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._


[an axe right through the "table"]


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:12, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: a bit better :)


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:19, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> So, what are you going to do about the situation?


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:40, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: nothing :)


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:40, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> :P


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:42, from: 130.240.2.143

*skips that silly "Krogg mode" thing and rewinds the tape a bit*

 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [
[|||
| \\           __
\  \\_      \`' \)
 | [\_]_U____\__/__
[   [______________]
|    _]`--{  }--'
|  __]     }{
| [       /  \
 ] ]     (    )
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 13:53, from: 212.160.114.123

:)


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 13:55, from: 130.240.2.143

 {}}}
{  @___________
{   {
 | [_______
[|||-----| `-#
| \\     c_/
|  \\   /(__    __
\   \\_   >  \`' \)
 | [ \_]_U____\__/_
[   [______________]
|    _]`--{  }--'
|  __]     }{
| [       /  \
 ] ]     (    )
| [_      \  /
[___] _.-`'  `'-._


[That's a strange looking teabag!]



brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:08, from: 212.160.114.123

aha. there she goes again.


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:08, from: 130.240.2.143

 {}}}
{{ @\
{{  {
{{ -'______
/| |-----| `-#
| \\))   c_/
|  \\   /(__    __
\___\\_   >  \`' \)
 |_( \_]_U____\__/_
(   [______________]
|   \  `--{  }--'
|____|     }{
 \ ||     /  \
 / ))    (    )
| //      \  /
(_`.` _.-`'  `'-._
 \\_\/__.-'\/`--._\


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 14:14, from: 212.160.114.123

 {}}}
{{ @\
{{  {
{{ -'______
/| |-----| `-# <-- what the hell is this '#' ?
| \\))   c_/
|  \\   /(__    __
\___\\_   >  \`' \)
 |_( \_]_U____\__/_
(   [______________]
|   \  `--{  }--'
|____|     }{
 \ ||     /  \
 / ))    (    )
| //      \  /
(_`.` _.-`'  `'-._
 \\_\/__.-'\/`--._\


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:17, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> That's supposed to be the little label thingy on the other
end of the rope of the teabag.


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:21, from: 130.240.2.143

llizard >> Any thoughts about this tea-drinking lady?


llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:23, from: 216.154.8.28

VK; and of course I wasn't cutting up llizards. I'm not really into
self inflicted wounds


llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:24, from: 216.154.8.28

VK: She's a bit flat headed.


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:26, from: 130.240.2.143

    /    la
   /  la   la
  %-----
  <
  <\\__\
  < \   \
  <  \&vvvvvv
<<<\  ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^'
  | |  ====="======"====
 /  |   |             |


llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:28, from: 216.154.8.28

VK; and she appears to be trying to put brojek into the tea pot.
Is this a kind of reenactment of Lewis Carroll's "Mad Tea Party" with
brojek acting the part of the doormouse?
  _______
 |      /
 |     /
_|{}}}/__
{{{ @\
{{{  {
 {{ -'______
 /| |-----| `-#
 | \\))   c_/
 |  \\   /(__    __
 \___\\_   >  \`' \)
  |_( \_]_U____\__/_
 (   [______________]
 |   \  `--{  }--'
 |____|     }{
  \ ||     /  \
  / ))    (    )
 | //      \  /
 (_`.` _.-`'  `'-._
  \\_\/__.-'\/`--._\


llizard [home] 21 Apr. 14:30, from: 216.154.8.28

VK; oh my no!!! That would NEVER happen.


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:31, from: 130.240.2.143

sliced llizard?


    /    la
   /  la   la
  %-----
  <
  <\\__\
  < \   \
  <  \&vvvvvv
<<<\  ---%^(^(^(^(^(^(^'
  | |  ====="======"====
 /  |   |             |


------------


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 14:47, from: 130.240.2.143

["one Veronica on a bike"? Hmmm...]


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 15:02, from: 212.160.114.123

   |||||
  ||. .||
 |||\=/|||
 |.-- --.|
 /(.) (.)\
 \ ) . ( /
.oo-__-oo.
  ( ][ )
   \||/
    ||)
    ||


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 15:03, from: 130.240.2.143

[...reading a book]


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 15:04, from: 212.160.114.123

hmm, distorted :(


   |||||
  ||. .||
 |||\=/|||
 |.-- --.|
 /(.) (.)\
 \ ) . ( /
.-oo-_-oo-.
  (  H  )
   \_I /
   `-I )
     I-'
 
hmm, better?


VK [email] [home] 21 Apr. 15:12, from: 130.240.2.143

   |||||
  ||< <|| _ _
 |||\=/||| | |
 |.-- --.|_|_|
 /(.) (.)\/
 \ ) . (
.-oo-_-==-.
  (  H  )
   \_I /
   `-I )
     I-'


brojek [email] 21 Apr. 15:23, from: 212.160.114.123

watch the tree!


-----------


llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:01, from: 216.154.14.206

ppeek


llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:06, from: 216.154.14.206

brojek; that would explain it then!

VK; No no no!!!! You must never ride and read simultaneously.


            ,^%---        ha
         _--<  \/\_    ha
        (_.  >\_\/_/      ha... it's extremely dangerous!
         \ __>,^   
        -.`\/  -.    
      ( * )~\( * )
  ejm  `-   ~ `-


llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:10, from: 216.154.14.206

 /`
 \, /) |\ 
   /\  |/\ (`
       |   ,)  /__|  \
       .      /   |   \
    '    `             .
 ,         |\_
,          \|_|


llizard [home] 22 Apr. 14:11, from: 216.154.14.206

see??


[gone to apply caffeine to scrapes]


-----------------

drx [email] [home] 22 Apr. 23:53, from: 213.54.36.144

[_] <- Laser
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |                        
\|________________________...?
 \                        



VK [email] [home] 22 Apr. 23:56, from: 130.240.2.143

[X] <- Ball of yarn
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |                           o__
\|__________________________/)
 \                           /\

 ^-- stick          brojek --^




drx [email] [home] 22 Apr. 23:59, from: 213.54.36.144

Any idea how to make an ascii-stickman shaking his head?


VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:00, from: 130.240.2.143

drx >> :D:D:D   I have *no* idea! Try asking brojek and llizard. They're
experts on micro art!   :)


VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:02, from: 130.240.2.143

   (o)
   /|\
   / \

[No, that looks more like an eskimo!]


   (c
   /|\
   / \

[An indian, or maybe some Roman soldier or something]


drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:04, from: 213.54.36.144

that's what I tried out,

   (o)
   /|\
   / \

...

  |
  |  o
  | o  <><
 (o)'
 /|\  ><>
 / \


drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:05, from: 213.54.36.144

    |
    |  o
>   | o  <><
   (o)'
   /|\  ><>
   / \
'))(.()[**],((|(


VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:06, from: 130.240.2.143

  |
  |  o
  | o  <><     .----.  .
 (o)'         /o \   `' }
 /|\  ><>    }   |      }
 / \          \ /    .. }
               `----'  `


VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:07, from: 130.240.2.143

drx >> Watch out!

    |
    |        _.-------._.-
    |   ____/o            }  -
    |  ^^^^^\             }     -
    |        `---------'`-
    |
    |
    |
    |
    |
    |
    |
    |  o
>   | o  <><
   (o)'
   /|\  ><>
   / \
'))(.()[**],((|(


drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:10, from: 213.54.36.144

    | o
    |    *GLUP*
>   /  .----.  .
   /  /o \   `' }
>< O\-)  |      }
      \ /    .. }
<><    `----'  `


VK [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:15, from: 130.240.2.143

   |  o
   |   
>  |  /.----.  .
   / X/o \   `' }
>< O/-)  |      }
      \ /    .. }
<><    `----'  `


   |  o
   |     *guh*
>  | X .----.  .
   / |\+ \   `' }
>< O'-)  |      }
      \ /    .. }
<><    `----'  `


   |  o
   |   
>  |   .----.  .
   /  /+ \   `' }
>< O/_)  |      }
   (/_\ /    .. }
<><   \`----'  `


drx [email] [home] 23 Apr. 00:19, from: 213.54.36.144

   |    '
   |  Oo ,
   |  'o
><>| .o   .----.  .
   | ,   / \    `' }
< (O)    )  |      }
   (\    \+ /   .. }
>  /\     `----'  `


-------------



Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:42, from: 129.125.21.119

incomingMessage = thornn.getGreeting();
thornn.sendGreeting(incomingMessage.clone());


Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:42, from: 129.125.21.119

*ducks*


brojek [email] 27 Apr. 16:42, from: 212.160.114.123

Uffff...


Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:43, from: 129.125.21.119

brojek>> Huff Duff?


Thornn [email] [home] 27 Apr. 16:43, from: 205.140.52.26

Shimrod.QueryStatus();


Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:44, from: 129.125.21.119

  <|
   |
  _\o
_/> []


Shimrod [email] 27 Apr. 16:45, from: 129.125.21.119

Thornn.InformOfStatus("not quite dead, but getting there");

--------------------


llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:48, from: 216.154.20.125

ppeek
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* )    _`
    \ * )
  ( _\
`. _
 `. _


llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:52, from: 216.154.20.125

VK; wwave    
  _
 _ `   _
* )    _`
    \ * )            ///
  ( _\             /////
`. _            /)/   /
 `. _          //_   /
               \    /


llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:55, from: 216.154.20.125

VK: llaugh
  _
   `   _
=_      `
    \ =_     
  ( _\          
`. _        
 `. _       
                    ejm



llizard [home] 29 Apr. 22:57, from: 216.154.20.125

VK: llame wwink

  _
 _ `   _
* )     `
    \ =_     
  ( _\          
`. _        
 `. _       
                    ejm


VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:15, from: 130.240.2.113

  _
 _ `   _
* )    _`
    \ * )
  ( _\                  _
`. ____________________/o\
 `. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
   `.____________________



VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:17, from: 130.240.2.113

 .---.
' _   `.
 _ `   _\
* )    _`|
      * )|
         \              _
          \____________/o\
     .vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    (
     vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
     .------------------'
   .'
  /



llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:30, from: 216.154.20.125

VK; ccaught unawares
  _
 _ `   _
* )    _`
    \ * )
  ( _\
   _
  (_        ejm



llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:31, from: 216.154.20.125

VK; What kind of creature is that supposed to be with the long
proboscus?



VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:32, from: 130.240.2.113

llizard >> The long what? You mean Robby?


        (`-')                 _                               _
        /  cc`.     _ _  ___ | |_  _ _   _ _  ___  ___  ___ _| |_
      .'     __O   | '_>/ . \| . \| | | | '_><_> |<_> |<_> | | |
     /     .' -.   |_|  \___/|___/`_. | |_|  <___|<___|<___| |_|
    / .         `.                <___'
   / /(  (    \`. )
   `.`         / /   teh bad veronica troelgerl gaev me theis pectiur
   /         ` \(
   | .        |  \           <<< boytoeys R' us >>>
   J              \
    \        /  /  \       omny3 anty spamn and sleaz armey
     `.__     .'`.  `.      bagde #sgt3907hst64ujr                .'
     ___) /\ (____`.  `-._______________________________________.'/
    ///__/  \___\\\ `-.________________________________________.-'





llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:33, from: 216.154.20.125

VK; No, (I know that Robby is a Rat)

this creature:

 .---.
' _   `.
 _ `   _\
* )    _`|
      * )|
         \              _
          \____________/o\
     .vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    (
     vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
     .------------------'
   .'
  /


VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:35, from: 130.240.2.113

llizard >> it's a llizard. No, wait a minute, I forgot a detail:

 .---.
' _   `.
 _ ` / _\
* ) /  _`|
   /  * )|
  /      \              _
          \____________/o\
     .vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    (
     vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
     .------------------'
   .'
  /


Now do you see it?   =)


llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:36, from: 216.154.20.125

VK: No, I'm afraid I don't, especially since you improved it

^^7^^^7^%< It doesn't look anything like me at all!


VK [email] [home] 29 Apr. 23:40, from: 130.240.2.113

   _.-/'
 .'  /
/   /
|  / /\  /\  /\  /\  /\  /\  /\  /\  /\  /\  /\     .---.
|  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \/  \_.-' _   `.
|                                                   _ ` / _\
|                                                  * ) /  _`|
|                                                     /  * )|
|                                                    /      \              _
|                                                            \____________/o\
|                                                       .vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
J                                                      (
 \                                                      vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
  `-.                                                   .------------------'
     `-------------------------------------------------'
       |  |                                  |  |
       |  |                                  |  |
       |  |                                  |  |


llizard [home] 29 Apr. 23:43, from: 216.154.20.125

VK;  Oh my,

               ha
         /        ha
         \,^^%---
         <\/  \ ha
         <                |\|() !
         </\
       ^^|
ejm      /

I'm SURE I don't look like that!


----------------



llizard [home] 2 May 15:51, from: 216.154.20.131

hhello
   , 
,   `)
 `) _\
    ,
    `                        ejm


What's up?



llizard [home] 2 May 15:58, from: 216.154.20.131

VK;
   , 
,   .)
 .) _\
   _
 __`          ejm
 (


--------------------------------


brojek [email] 4 May 15:25, from: 212.160.114.123

:)


VK [email] [home] 4 May 15:44, from: 130.240.2.143

:)
(:


brojek [email] 4 May 15:55, from: 212.160.114.123

vk: I'm not into patterns


VK [email] [home] 4 May 15:59, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> Then don't do a pattern. I'm sure your imagination stretches
beyond that...  :)


brojek [email] 4 May 16:04, from: 212.160.114.123

    __
    )(
___(__)__
:)    :)
(:    (:

VK: my imagination has a day off.


VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:09, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> :D:D:D


VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:10, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> mine too!


  {@}
    \_
    )(
___(__)__
:)    :)
(:    (:


brojek [email] 4 May 16:16, from: 212.160.114.123

       //\
     .'o  `-.
  {@} `-.    `. 
    \_   ) )   \    /)
    )(  / /--(  `--'/
___(__)(_/\_) \ \`-'  
:)    :)      / /\
(:    (:     (_/(_)

There are giant cats out there, and they love to eat roses
as much as the normally sized ones.



VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:19, from: 130.240.2.143

       //\
     .'o  `-.
  {@} `-.    `. 
    \_   ) )   \    /)
    )(  / /--(  `--'/
___(__)(_/\_) \ \`-'                o_
:)    :)      / /\        -       {>+'
(:    (:     (_/(_)                / \


brojek [email] 4 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123

carefull, Lileviki. It is unwise to harm this cat and not kill it
at the same time. Fortunately, the arrow did not make it.


       //\
     .'o  `-.
  {@} `-.    `. 
    \_   ) )   \    /)
    )(  / /--(  `--'/
___(__)(_/\_) \ \`-'                o_
:)    :)      / /\    *zong!*     {>+'
(:    (:     (_/(_) /              / \



VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:31, from: 130.240.2.143


________
       @|      o
        |  >8-'|`-
       _|_    / \
      /100\  ============================
      `---'




       //\
     .'o  `-.
  {@} `-.    `. 
    \_   ) )   \    /)
    )(  / /--(  `--'/
___(__)(_/\_) \ \`-'                o_
:)    :)      / /\    *zong!*     {>+'
(:    (:     (_/(_) /              / \


brojek [email] 4 May 16:58, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: you brute.


VK [email] [home] 4 May 16:59, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> =)


brojek [email] 4 May 17:01, from: 212.160.114.123

    MUSH!           
         `.
            3/
       //\-')
     .'o  `/.
      `-.    `. 
         ) )   \    /)
        / /--(  `--'/
       (_/\_) \ \`-' 
              / /\ 
             (_/(_)


VK [email] [home] 4 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> "MUSH"?


brojek [email] 4 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: this is how i think people make husky's sledges go :)



brojek [email] 4 May 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123

    VK: but the real problem is, m'dear, that I don't know
             how to stop.
     \c
  //\-')
.'o  `/--._____.----')
 `-.           ,"""""
    ) ,'__,-(  `-._
  ,','._)  / `--.__)
 (_'      (_/


brojek [email] 4 May 17:22, from: 212.160.114.123

Hmm, I think this cat is worth saving.


VK [email] [home] 4 May 17:27, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> That cat is definitely worth saving! And this might stop it:


  .-------.
 (         )
 |`-------'|
 | catfood |
 |         |
 (         )
  `-------'


brojek [email] 4 May 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123

Whoaa!
    \_/_
    c\    
  .---- //\_,----._____.----')
 (    .'o  .           ,"""""
 |`-------' ) ,'__,-(  `-._  
 ( catfood,','._)  / `--.__) 
  `------(_'      (_/    


VK [email] [home] 4 May 17:36, from: 130.240.2.143

:D


brojek [email] 4 May 17:36, from: 212.160.114.123

     Don't you know, pal, that this is frobidden activity,
 <c                                what you're doing??
 (`v --- //\_,----._____.----')
 (\\  .'o  .           ,"""""
 |`-------' ) ,'__,-(  `-._  
 ( catfood,','._)  / `--.__) 
  `------(_'      (_/    

---------------------

[...]


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:00, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> ??? Please explain.


brojek [email] 5 May 16:12, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: no. ;-)


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:13, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> I'm curious. Explain!


brojek [email] 5 May 16:18, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: no way, m'dear. There are some things best left unknown.


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:21, from: 130.240.2.143

*bites brojek*


brojek [email] 5 May 16:25, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: hehe, watch your theeth, My bones are pretty hard.



VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:28, from: 130.240.2.143

      |||||   ( damn! )
     ||.v.|| /'
 3| |||\-)|||
 /) |.-- --.|
 <`\/(.) (.)\
      ) . ( /
     (  v  )`
      \ | /
      ( | )
      '- -`


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:29, from: 130.240.2.143

      ||||| 
     ||| .( 
    |||   / -  .
    |.-- --.     .
    /(.) (.)\
    \ ) . ( /      q
    '(  v  )`
      \ | /
      ( | )
      '- -`


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:31, from: 130.240.2.143

        |||||  ( Better get rid of that nasty hard snack! )
       ||. .||  /'
      |||\o/|||
      |.-- --.|
      /(.) (.)\
      \ ) . ( /
      '(  v  )` )
        \ | /
*stomp* ( | ) /
        '- -`-c_


brojek [email] 5 May 16:33, from: 212.160.114.123

 c_,
<|_   Let's apply some glue...
 <

  c  There. all sticks together again :)
 /I\
 / \


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:37, from: 130.240.2.143

      |||||  ( Phah! A glued-together toy! Rubbish! )
     ||. .|| /'
    |||\o/|||
    |.-- --.|
    /(.) (.)\
  c/  ) . ( /
 /}\ (  v  )`
 / \  \ | /
      ( | )
      '- -`


brojek [email] 5 May 16:42, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: go on, m'dear, if it makes you feel better...
   (apart from that splinter in your left heel)


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:45, from: 130.240.2.143

      |||||  ( Thick boots! )
     ||. .|| /'
    |||\o/|||
    |.-- --.|
    /(.) (.)\
  c/  ) . ( /
 /}\ (  v  )`
 / \  \_|_/
      ( | )
      (_|_)


brojek [email] 5 May 16:47, from: 212.160.114.123

Retrospection:

        |||||  ( Better get rid of that nasty hard snack! )
       ||. .||  /'
      |||\o/|||
      |.-- --.|
      /(.) (.)\
      \ ) . ( /
      '(  v  )` )
        \ | /
*stomp* ( | ) /  <--- see? no boots there.
        '- -`-c_

so, the splinter is safely secured with those boots,
and will drive you mad!.


VK [email] [home] 5 May 16:49, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> What do you mean? I was wearing the boots all along. If you
think my feet look a little "flat on the bottom side" in that one it's
because of the impact with the ground during the "*stomp*"-ing.  :P


brojek [email] 5 May 16:59, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: yes, yes. keep those illusions going. Don't blame me,
    if you get an infection, though.


VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:01, from: 130.240.2.143

      |||||  ( Hmmm... if I dip it in this bucket of thinner...? )
     ||. .|| /'
    |||\o/|||
    |.-- --.|
    /(.) (.)\
  c/  ) . (  \__
 /}\ (  v  ) /--\
 / \  \_|_/ |`--'|
      ( | ) |    |
      (_|_)  `--'


VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:03, from: 130.240.2.143

      |||||  ( Ha! That's better! Now that stupid doll is soft and mushy! )
     ||. .|| /'
    |||\o/|||
    |.-- --.|
    /(.) (.)\
 _ /  ) . ( /
 (}) (  v  )` __
  ||  \_|_/  /--\
  ,   ( | ) |`--'|
      (_|_) |    |
             `--'



brojek [email] 5 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123

mhmmglp :)


brojek [email] 5 May 17:11, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: I mean, and so is your right hand. stupid, soft and mushy.


VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:14, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> thick glove...


brojek [email] 5 May 17:15, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: ah well, here's the explanation you so desperately require:
    ghhlmghm glp glp hmblkmpl.
    (to bad, that thinner again)


brojek [email] 5 May 17:17, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: yes, thick glove, it absorbed much of the thinner,
    and  closed around your wrist like coughs. now it
    lets thinner to your hand, drip by dirp. And you can't
    remove it. Tough.


VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:19, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> Well, even if it does, my hand is a little bit tougher than
a little barie doll like you!  :P


brojek [email] 5 May 17:22, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: very true. so what? As a doll, I don't feel pain.
    but you do. and it makes you angry, hehehe :-)


VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:24, from: 130.240.2.143

*dips soft and mush barbie doll in taco sauce and eats it*

*chomp*

*chomp*

*chomp*

*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*


brojek [email] 5 May 17:28, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: gee, you don't look well inside. Perheaps it's inappropriate
    diet. Geee, are those things ulcers??? You should definitely
    visit your doctor.


brojek [email] 5 May 17:30, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: to say nothing about violating your own rules in this chat :-))))


VK [email] [home] 5 May 17:33, from: 130.240.2.143

brojek >> It says Dinner is off-topic. It doesn't say anything about me
not eating the visitors...   :-9



brojek [email] 5 May 17:34, from: 212.160.114.123

hmm, no response. Guess she has to digest it over.


brojek [email] 5 May 17:35, from: 212.160.114.123

VK: I see. nice elusion :)

---------------

Krogg [home] 6 May 04:19, from: 12.16.178.145

         Bride VK

          .:::::.
        .::|||||:.
        :: .   . ;
        ::   ^   ;
        ::\  =  /;
        ::::`-'|;'
        _::::. `-._
       /\\`:::   //\
      / ("":::.""") \
     (  /Yi::'|iiP\  )
      \ \/::'A (@@) /
      /)/:: /I\(@@)(\
     / J : J I F F\' \
    J  F I I I | IVJ  F
    F J  F F I J J KF J
   J  F J J  I  F F\J  F
   F J  I |  I  I IK F J
  J  F  F F  I  J J RJ  F
  F J  J J   I   F F OF J
 J  F  I I   I   I I  G  F
 F.J.._F_F_  I  _F_J_..G.J
           """""

------------------

[...]


llizard [home] 6 May 22:13, from: 216.154.8.202

VK; I wish there was some way that I could put in earplugs
when torturing the cat. It would make the task so much less dreary 


llizard [home] 6 May 22:14, from: 216.154.8.202

VK; yes, sorry about the fact that I have to leave so soon


llizard [home] 6 May 22:15, from: 216.154.8.202

VK; It's very tempting to have a bon fire and put myself out of my 
misery.


VK [email] [home] 6 May 22:16, from: 130.240.2.143

         /
     )  /
       %----
   (  <   )
      <     )
    ) <  (
  #########
    #########
   #######



llizard [home] 8 May 00:04, from: 216.154.14.132


VK:   ha
^^%--- ha
"  \ ha     That is NOT what I had in mind


llizard [home] 8 May 00:08, from: 216.154.14.132

VK; THIS is what I had in mind

      (  H   ^      
       ):|:  |   
         |   |    
     (  (|)  | 
      ) }-{  |(
ejm    (&| ) | )     
     #########
       #########
      #######


llizard [home] 8 May 00:09, from: 216.154.14.132

VK; Just after doing this:
                ( )
               ( )
      \        /
       \      #
        #
         `

          /       ha
          \,^^%--- ha
           <\  \ ha  
           >/  
           > 
          /|^^
ejm      / \


-----------------


Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:09, from: 129.125.21.106

\. ./
(~~~)
 )-(
(( ))
 `-'


David [email] [home] 8 May 17:13, from: 194.176.69.184

  \. ./
 .(~~~).
  \)-(/
  (( ))
   `-'


Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:16, from: 129.125.21.106

 .      .
  \..../
 .(~~~~).
  \)--(/
  ((::))
   `--'


VK [email] [home] 8 May 17:17, from: 130.240.2.89

  \. ./               )
 .(~~~).-------------'
  \)-(/
  (( ))
   `-'



David [email] [home] 8 May 17:20, from: 194.176.69.184

               .      .
                \..../
               .(~~~~).
 .--------------\)--(/--------------.
:               ((::))               :
 '---------------`--'---------------'


Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:22, from: 129.125.21.106

   |                    ( )__
 \,-./                 (_____)
-(   )-
 /`-'\
   |           .      .
                \..../
               .(~~~~).
 .--------------\)--(/------=-------.
:   =           ((::))  -            :
 '---------------`--'---------------'
  


Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:25, from: 129.125.21.106

   |                    ( )__
 \,-./                 (_____)
-(   )-
 /`-'\
   |                  .      .
  \. ./               )\..../
 .(~~~).-------------'.(~~~~).
  \)-(/ .--------------\)--(/------=-------.
  (( )):   =           ((::))  -            :
   `-'  '---------------`--'---------------'


Shimrod [email] 8 May 17:28, from: 129.125.21.106


   |                    ( )__
 \,-./                 (_____)
-(   )-
 /`-'\
   |                  .      .
  \. ./                \..../  ouch!
 .(~~~).----------------*~~~).
  \)-(/ .--------------\)--(/------=-------.
  (( )):   =           ((::))  -            :
   `-'  '---------------`--'---------------'


VK [email] [home] 8 May 17:28, from: 130.240.2.89

                        | |
                        | )
                        | |  |
                        | |
                        | | |
   |                    ( )__
 \,-./                 (_____)
-(   )-
 /`-'\
   |                  .      .
  \. ./               )\..../
 .(~~~).-------------'.(~~~~).
  \)-(/ .--------------\)--(/------=-------.
  (( )):   =           ((::))  -            :
   `-'  '---------------`--'---------------'



David [email] [home] 8 May 17:34, from: 194.176.69.184

           PYTHON (MONTY) PICTURES LTD
               in association with
                 VERONICA KARLSON
                    presents

                 MONTY PYTHON
                      and
              THE ASCII ART CHAT

                        | |
                        | )
                        | |  |
                        | |
                        | | |
   |                    ( )__
 \,-./                 (_____)
-(   )-
 /`-'\
   |                  .      .
  \. ./               )\..../
 .(~~~).-------------'.(~~~~).
  \)-(/ .--------------\)--(/------=-------.
  (( )):   =           ((::))  -            :
   `-'  '---------------`--'---------------'



VK [email] [home] 8 May 17:42, from: 130.240.2.89

           PYTHON (MONTY) PICTURES LTD
               in association with
                 VERONICA KARLSON
                    presents

                 MONTY PYTHON
                      and                            .
              THE ASCII ART CHAT    >%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'
                                         "      "
                        | |
                        | )
                        | |  |
                        | |
                        | | |
   |                    ( )__
 \,-./                 (_____)
-(   )-
 /`-'\
   |                  .      .
  \. ./               )\..../
 .(~~~).-------------'.(~~~~).
  \)-(/ .--------------\)--(/------=-------.
  (( )):   =           ((::))  -            :
   `-'  '---------------`--'---------------'

-----------------



brojek [email] 8 May 20:18, from: 212.160.114.123

.


VK [email] [home] 8 May 20:19, from: 130.240.2.89

.o


brojek [email] 8 May 20:21, from: 212.160.114.123

  .o
o'


VK [email] [home] 8 May 20:22, from: 130.240.2.89

    __
 .-'  |
/  .o |         o
|o'   |________/
|              |
|              |
|______________|
 `.        .'
   `.    .'
     `..'
   _.'  `._
  (_)    (_)


brojek [email] 8 May 20:30, from: 212.160.114.123

    __
 .-'  |
/  .o |  \\//    o
|o'   |oo_OO_oo/
|              |
|              |
|______________|
 `.        .'
   `.    .'
     `..'
   _.'  `._
  (_)    (_)



VK [email] [home] 8 May 20:32, from: 130.240.2.89

         |
           |

        |\ /|
        | ^ |
         \ /
         / \
        |   |
        |   |
        \   /
         `-'


    __
 .-'  |
/  .o |  \\//    o
|o'   |oo_OO_oo/
|              |
|              |
|______________|
 `.        .'
   `.    .'
     `..'
   _.'  `._
  (_)    (_)


brojek [email] 8 May 20:37, from: 212.160.114.123

and only emptiness remains :)



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