Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Mar 2003.
Nerd Boy, episode 361
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 28 Mar 2003 - 29 Mar 2003
HammerHead, we've got to do
___ , something about our
()..) OO stupid single status.
.||. ))
______ || ______________ d d ____
Actually, I've given up.
We're going to die and `___
forget we existed, ()..) OO
so who cares? -||- .||.
__ || ______ dd _________________
___
()..) OO
|| ||
_______________ || ______ dd __________________________
That works with the "sit at home
___ , and let the girls come to you"
()..) OO strategy I was about to propose.
|| ||
________ || ______ dd _________
Let's see what's You have the Kikujiro no Natsu
on TV. `___ , DVD, right? Let's watch that.
()..) OO
|| ((
jg________________________ |\ ____ b b ______________
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Kind of depressing, this one, at least when I made it. I think this is
the third NB strip where my intense fear of death rears its extremely
ugly head. The first two times were in NB172 & NB287:
http://www.nerd-boy.net/172
http://www.nerd-boy.net/287
It's a recurring theme, which means you could write an English paper
about it. Now that would be cool. Throw in some references to Woolf's
"Orlando" while you're at it, and when you're done, send it to me and
tell me what grade you got.
--
OO Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
bb jg
That works with the "sit at home
___ , and let the girls come to you"
()..) OO strategy I was about to propose.
|| ||
________ || ______ dd _________
I personally can verify that this strategy does not work...
But I loved the strip...it said what i'm feeling now.
_.--- Alien Eggman spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > That works with the "sit at home > ___ , and let the girls come to you" > ()..) OO strategy I was about to propose. > || || > ________ || ______ dd _________ > > > I personally can verify that this strategy does not work... Tips for getting laid as a geek: 1) Get out. Go to bars. a) do not initiat conversation unless drunk. b) be a geek at the bar, aka read a book while doing shots. 2) Join local e-mail lists and do some creative writting. If you manage to be intertaining and educational while maintaining humbleness you will get offers for blow jobs via IM. 3) be a geek. Do not attempt to be "normal". Don't try to be a geek. Just be you. You will piss lots of people off but you don't really want to deal with those people anyway. Don't worry about your clothing. I only wear clean cloths when I run out of dirty ones. People will understand. 4) rinse, repeat. It took me 9 months but by the time I was one year social I was swiming in people. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /anthrax/killer_as/13_-_Antisocial.mp3 Sleeps well : Now: /smashing_pumpkins/04c_1979/01-1979.mp3 with others. : Fwd: _judas_0____b__sides_and_rarities/05-believe.mp3
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > > HammerHead, we've got to do > ___ , something about our > ()..) OO stupid single status. > .||. )) > ______ || ______________ d d ____ > <snip> Chat comments: VK [email] [home] 28 Mar. 11:29, from: 213.67.71.180 Alternative solution: HammerHead, we've got to do ___ , something about our ()..) OO stupid single status. .||. )) ______ || ______________ d d ____ HammerHead, marry me! ___ , ()..) OO -||- .||. __ || ______ dd _________________ David [email] [home] 28 Mar. 12:19, from: 81.135.101.155 HammerHead, we've got to do ___ , something about our ()..) OO stupid single status. .||. )) ______ || ______________ d d ____ Marry me! ___ , ()..) OO -||- .||. __ || ______ dd _________________ VK [email] [home] 28 Mar. 12:34, from: 213.67.71.180 That works too. :) David [email] [home] 28 Mar. 12:32, from: 81.135.101.155 Episode 361 (Mentally unbalanced version) HammerHead, we've got to do ___ , something about our ()..) OO stupid single status. .||. )) ______ || ______________ d d ____ You're right. Why do you I don't know. Should we think we have no luck try to smarten up? with girls? `___ , ()..) OO -||- .||. __ || ______ dd _________________ ___ ()..) OO || || _______________ || ______ dd __________________________ But I feel comfortable Yeah, and why shouldn't in this gorrila ___ , I wear my Star Trek costume.... ()..) OO uniform? || || ________ || ______ dd _________ Yeah, any girl who So we'll stay at home and judges us on our `___ , watch TV again, right? appearance alone ()..) OO isn't worth meeting. || (( jg________________________ |\ ____ b b ______________ -- ##### c ^ OO /\\\\ ##### | /|\ `^^^^^^^%-- '||` | \\\\ ####-[.]\ / \ " " \ ha ha ha dd /[.]-\\\| ### _| |_ \\| ### (_ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ _)} == \ / A S C I I A R T C H A T # ||\
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