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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Mar 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 361

Nerd Boy, episode 361

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 28 Mar 2003 - 29 Mar 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 28 Mar 2003 00:50 · permalink
                                           HammerHead, we've got to do
                        ___                 ,   something about our
                       ()..)              OO   stupid single status.
                       .||.                ))
                 ______ || ______________ d d ____

Actually, I've given up.
We're going to die and `___
 forget we existed,    ()..)      OO
  so who cares?        -||-      .||.
                     __ || ______ dd _________________

                        ___
                       ()..)      OO
                        ||        ||
        _______________ || ______ dd __________________________


                                     That works with the "sit at home
                        ___         ,  and let the girls come to you"
                       ()..)      OO  strategy I was about to propose.
                        ||        ||
               ________ || ______ dd _________


             Let's see what's         You have the Kikujiro no Natsu
                 on TV.   `___        ,  DVD, right? Let's watch that.
                          ()..)     OO
                           ||      ((
jg________________________ |\ ____ b b ______________



----
Kind of depressing, this one, at least when I made it. I think this is
the third NB strip where my intense fear of death rears its extremely
ugly head. The first two times were in NB172 & NB287:
http://www.nerd-boy.net/172
http://www.nerd-boy.net/287

It's a recurring theme, which means you could write an English paper
about it. Now that would be cool. Throw in some references to Woolf's
"Orlando" while you're at it, and when you're done, send it to me and
tell me what grade you got.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

That works with the "sit at home
                        ___         ,  and let the girls come to you"
                       ()..)      OO  strategy I was about to propose.
                        ||        ||
               ________ || ______ dd _________


I personally can verify that this strategy does not work...

But I loved the strip...it said what i'm feeling now.

 _.--- Alien Eggman spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> That works with the "sit at home
>                         ___         ,  and let the girls come to you"
>                        ()..)      OO  strategy I was about to propose.
>                         ||        ||
>                ________ || ______ dd _________
> 
> 
> I personally can verify that this strategy does not work...

Tips for getting laid as a geek:

     1) Get out.  Go to bars. 
	    a) do not initiat conversation unless drunk.
	    b) be a geek at the bar, aka read a book while doing
	    shots.
     2) Join local e-mail lists and do some creative writting.  If you
	    manage to be intertaining and educational while
	    maintaining humbleness you will get offers for blow jobs
	    via IM.
     3) be a geek.  Do not attempt to be "normal".  Don't try to be a
	    geek.  Just be you.  You will piss lots of people off but
	    you don't really want to deal with those people anyway.
	    Don't worry about your clothing.  I only wear clean cloths
	    when I run out of dirty ones.   People will understand.
     4) rinse, repeat.

It took me 9 months but by the time I was one year social I was
swiming in people.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

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Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 29 Mar 2003 11:04 · permalink
Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
> 
>                                            HammerHead, we've got to do
>                         ___                 ,   something about our
>                        ()..)              OO   stupid single status.
>                        .||.                ))
>                  ______ || ______________ d d ____
> 
<snip>

Chat comments:


VK [email] [home] 28 Mar. 11:29, from: 213.67.71.180

Alternative solution:

                                           HammerHead, we've got to do
                          ___                 ,   something about our
                         ()..)              OO   stupid single status.
                         .||.                ))
                   ______ || ______________ d d ____


                                      HammerHead, marry me!
                          ___         ,
                         ()..)      OO
                         -||-      .||.
                       __ || ______ dd _________________



David [email] [home] 28 Mar. 12:19, from: 81.135.101.155

                                           HammerHead, we've got to do
                          ___                 ,   something about our
                         ()..)              OO   stupid single status.
                         .||.                ))
                   ______ || ______________ d d ____


                           Marry me!
                          ___  ,
                         ()..)      OO
                         -||-      .||.
                       __ || ______ dd _________________


VK [email] [home] 28 Mar. 12:34, from: 213.67.71.180

That works too.  :)


David [email] [home] 28 Mar. 12:32, from: 81.135.101.155

Episode 361 (Mentally unbalanced version)
 

                                           HammerHead, we've got to do
                        ___                 ,   something about our
                       ()..)              OO   stupid single status.
                       .||.                ))
                 ______ || ______________ d d ____
 

  You're right. Why do you            I don't know. Should we
  think we have no luck               try to smarten up?
  with girls?          `___         , 
                       ()..)      OO
                       -||-      .||.
                     __ || ______ dd _________________


                        ___
                       ()..)      OO
                        ||        ||
        _______________ || ______ dd __________________________


       But I feel comfortable           Yeah, and why shouldn't
       in this gorrila  ___         ,   I wear my Star Trek
       costume....     ()..)      OO    uniform?
                        ||        ||
               ________ || ______ dd _________


      Yeah, any girl who                 So we'll stay at home and
      judges us on our    `___        ,  watch TV again, right?
      appearance alone    ()..)     OO
      isn't worth meeting. ||      ((
jg________________________ |\ ____ b b ______________


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