Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Nov 2001.
Joris and Sandra
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 24 Nov 2001 - 26 Nov 2001
JORIS AND SANDRA
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Joris, I'm pregnant.
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So...? What does
that have to do _____
`, with ME? (((_ \
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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Someone has to assume the responsibility.
/
Yeah, well...we're in
Holland. You can get
an abortion _____
`, ANYWHERE. (((_ \
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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Joris, you're an insensitive, heartless BRUTE!
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Take a few guilders, and
go take care of it.
/ _____
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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o \__$__\
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You were a bit rough on her. After all,
it IS your responsibility.
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___ # Hmpf. /_,/\
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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: NINE MONTHS LATER... :
: :
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Here's our baby, Joris.
! /
\ And it's absolutely
,, _____ ADORABLE! I'm SO
- ,` ` (((_ \ / proud, Sandi!
# o o _ _ \ \ /_,/\
/ c \| / ) /" (
/( 0| =__ `, .Y_/ /
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b'ger '-' |\/ _| _( )____
______ `` `` ````
\ IOU \
\ ....\
------
--
Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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#### #### (~~~))) There's a lesson to //\\\\\\,
## ## ## ## . . ((() be learned there... [o]-[o] \\
###### ###### (^ )))) somewhere. (/_ |
## ## ## ## ~_((((() / / \ , /
## ## ## ## / )))))) I don't get it. \__/
On Sat, 24 Nov 2001 03:08:08 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote: > > > > > Here's our baby, Joris. > ! / > \ And it's absolutely > ,, _____ ADORABLE! I'm SO > - ,` ` (((_ \ / proud, Sandi! > # o o _ _ \ \ /_,/\ > / c \| / ) /" ( > /( 0| =__ `, .Y_/ / > ___ / /\__\ _|\ ( _\ (__ \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ /, \ )' \_/ \ / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ `,_ `-. ( ( \ \ |. ||\ > ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\----| \-'----'---'-----'-------- >b'ger '-' |\/ _| _( )____ > ______ `` `` ```` > \ IOU \ > \ ....\ > ------ > > >-- >Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. ,\\\\,, > #### #### (~~~))) There's a lesson to //\\\\\\, >## ## ## ## . . ((() be learned there... [o]-[o] \\ >###### ###### (^ )))) somewhere. (/_ | >## ## ## ## ~_((((() / / \ , / >## ## ## ## / )))))) I don't get it. \__/ hahaha Ralf is so proud -- _________________________________________________ /| _____________________________________________ | //| | _ _ _ _______ _____ | | // | | | \/ \/ \\__ __\ _ \ .irc.bluedwarf.net.| | //__| | | \ \ \_ \ \ __/ .www.bluedwarf.net.| | \\ | | | \__\ \ \\ \ \ | | \\ | | |_____\ \__\_____\___\ -=MikeChat=- | | \\| |_____________________________________________| | \|_________________________________________________|
bonjour ann...@oal.com, je suis un robot! > Here's our baby, Joris. > ! / > \ And it's absolutely > ,, _____ ADORABLE! I'm SO > - ,` ` (((_ \ / proud, Sandi! > # o o _ _ \ \ /_,/\ > / c \| / ) /" ( > /( 0| =__ `, .Y_/ / > ___ / /\__\ _|\ ( _\ (__ \(__ > ,- / \_/ \ /, \ )' \_/ \ / (\ > |/| / < _____ _> \ `,_ `-. ( ( \ \ |. ||\ > ----|.|-/____/ ,___/__\----| \-'----'---'-----'-------- >b'ger '-' |\/ _| _( )____ > ______ `` `` ```` Cute cat. -- | _ .\ ~~ _ ^~ | <')_,/ , ; .\ >(')__, . ` ' , | (_~=/ \._`.'. .\ (_~_/ _, _..-''-._,____,----,____ | ='- \=~_) ; .\ ~^~~^~ ` (_~_/ `'--'` `~~~~)_)=\_\-.( | -'= .\ ~^~ ~^~~^~ ICQ:11367619 EMAIL:bateau:-)jupiter-io.net WEB:http://tyrian2000.cjb.net
ann...@oal.com wrote: > > JORIS AND SANDRA > ```````````````` [snip of funny cartoon] > -- > Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist > .,,,. ,\\\\,, > #### #### (~~~))) There's a lesson to //\\\\\\, > ## ## ## ## . . ((() be learned there... [o]-[o] \\ > ###### ###### (^ )))) somewhere. (/_ | > ## ## ## ## ~_((((() / / \ , / > ## ## ## ## / )))))) I don't get it. \__/ The lesson is: don't mess around with Sandra or Joris will have you neutered. / /(,_\ ) oo\ \ ___Y. )/ __// /) \ /|| .| / || /| / ||/|| / __||_||_ (\( U/ ,\,\ ||\\ \\\/\/ || )) )) ||// // )//_ //__ b'ger (__\\\ _\\\ ;) joris
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