Joris and Sandra
JORIS AND SANDRA
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Joris, I'm pregnant.
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So...? What does
that have to do _____
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Someone has to assume the responsibility.
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Yeah, well...we're in
Holland. You can get
an abortion _____
`, ANYWHERE. (((_ \
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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Joris, you're an insensitive, heartless BRUTE!
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Take a few guilders, and
go take care of it.
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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You were a bit rough on her. After all,
it IS your responsibility.
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b'ger '-' |\/ '-'
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: NINE MONTHS LATER... :
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Here's our baby, Joris.
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\ And it's absolutely
,, _____ ADORABLE! I'm SO
- ,` ` (((_ \ / proud, Sandi!
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b'ger '-' |\/ _| _( )____
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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