Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Mar 1996.
!!!!!Extra Cash Opportunity!!!!!!
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 14 Mar 1996
Hey Everybody,
Here you are surfing the net news groups, as I was some
time back,
unsuspecting in what you may find. Just continue to read, because you are
going learn of a way to earn some extra cash at a pretty quick rate. Not
millions,
but rather thousands. Of course, who am I to say achieving millions is
impossible. Just because I haven't done it yet, doesn't mean it's
impossible. All you need is
five dollars and five stamps. For an investment, I would have to say that is
pretty inexpensive. Read the following plan and find out for yourself how
ingenius this plan is. I'm not going to bother in trying to sell the plan
to you.
It sells its self. You'll understand when you're done.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
"Please add my name to your list". This creates a service out
of this money making system and thus making it completely legal.
You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are
paying one dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you
include your name and address. I assure you that, again, this
is completely legal! For a neat little twist, also write what
slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", Just to add a
little fun! This is all about having fun and making money at
the same time!
2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no
checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send
it on its way to the five people listed. The folding of the
paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the
first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
slot one on the list. Position 2 name will now move to the
position 1 slot , position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
be be 3, 5 wil be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.
4. Now post this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give
a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more times you post, the more money you
will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS
PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!!
5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are
simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for
help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place a one
line statement in the main body section of the message post
screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make
sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like...
"Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
You'll never get ANY responses!
6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money
start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
(or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.
ENJOY LIFE!
8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
NEEDED!
*******************************************************************
*******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST
*******************************************************************
* HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
*
* 1. W.J.Leeney
* 581 John St.
* North Bay, ON
* Canada, P1B 2M9
*
*
* 2. P.L. Pritchard
* 532 Wood Hollow Lane
* Moore, OK. 73160-6025
*
*
* 3. Glen Deng
* 3330 25th St.
* San Francisco, CA. 94110
*
*
* 4. Luke Luoh
* 8711 Cullen Cr.
* Richmond, BC
* Canada, V6Y 2W9
*
* 5. Mike Priest
* 330 South 26th St.
* Purcellville Va. 22132
****************************************************************
NOTE:
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and
always keep an eye on the local postings of this file...Just
to make sure that everyone is playing the game fairly. You know
where your name should be.....
AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR
US ON THIS PLAN.
-Scott Robinson, Roswell
--
Glancing to the heavens, he was unable to prevent himself from soaring skyward.
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