Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Jul 2002.
Nerdboy joke
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 27 Jul 2002 - 27 Jul 2002
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 A post i made to aols that I thought should be here as well. - - --<-(HoboSong leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.os.linux.slackware)->-- > I know, we cant dance. Ok, we have no rythym. And we suck at > basketball ... Wheres the funny part??? > > If somebody would write some good goddam white jokes I could laugh at > my own expense and feel less guilty when I laugh at someone else's. Its not about removing guilt. Its about wanting to hear some damn white people jokes. Not blond jokes and not polish jokes but white people jokes. Hmm <tappity tappity> whitejokes.com is a redirect to some suck of a joke website with catagories like blond, gay etc but no racial. Well here is a sample joke from the site: "I went to www.winzip.com and they had a download link for a download of winzip.zip." You can just tell by looking at the way it uses the word download twice that the person who wrote it was an idiot. It should read more like "I went to winzip.com and the only link they had was for winzip.zip" Or better it would work really good for a NerdBoy cartoon. I am trying to figure out So what you doin'? , How to open this / _ winzip.zip file. .. O |_) />> |_(._[__] ------- || ----------- | |) | | ----------- For more NerdBoy adventeures with its real author check nerdboy.port5.com or alt.ascii-art. ==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9QfIDkjt2bc9NoGsRApYJAJ9MpdawLt7I1Iptn7xzzZHtzukrSwCggkLv ZVHofBXbvG4e4+MnRxJjAUE= =l6ED -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- .-')) _ UIN= 66618055 _ (('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._)) | - Andrew Jackson
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> skrev i meddelandet news:slrnak3sg3.5n.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a 8< > > So what you doin'? I am trying to figure out > ` , _ how to open this > ~.. O |_) winzip.zip file. > .>>. |_(._[__] > _______ || ___________ | |b| | ___________ *diddle* Of course, Nerd Boy would just write his own ZIP tool, if all else fails. > For more NerdBoy adventeures with its real author check > nerdboy.port5.com or alt.ascii-art. Or nerdboy.xepher.net, the faster server. Thanks for the plug. :) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara | Official Nerd Boy site: .||. | http://nerdboy.port5.com (UK) bb jg | http://nerdboy.xepher.net (US)
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