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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 27 Jul 2002.
Nerdboy joke

Nerdboy joke

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A post i made to aols that I thought should be here as well.

- - --<-(HoboSong leyos tos loyos emiv apo alt.os.linux.slackware)->--
>   I know, we cant dance. Ok, we have no rythym. And we suck at
>   basketball ... Wheres the funny part???
>   
>    If somebody would write some good goddam white jokes I could laugh at 
>   my own expense and feel less guilty when I laugh at someone else's.

Its not about removing guilt.  Its about wanting to hear some damn
white people jokes.  Not blond jokes and not polish jokes but white
people jokes.  

Hmm <tappity tappity> whitejokes.com is a redirect to some suck of a
joke website with catagories like blond, gay etc but no racial.

Well here is a sample joke from the site:
"I went to www.winzip.com and they had a download link for a download
of winzip.zip."

You can just tell by looking at the way it uses the word download
twice that the person who wrote it was an idiot.  It should read more
like 
"I went to winzip.com and the only link they had was for winzip.zip"

Or better it would work really good for a NerdBoy cartoon.


                                I am trying to figure out 
        So what you doin'?       ,   How to open this 
              /                 _       winzip.zip file.
           ..                O |_)
           />>            |_(._[__]
   ------- || ----------- | |) |  | -----------

For more NerdBoy adventeures with its real author check
nerdboy.port5.com or alt.ascii-art.


==)-> Xataleipw, Faux_Pseudo

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' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
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       ((_.;'*Faux_Pseudo*':._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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