Pickles ( Adults Only )

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        "Preserve wildlife, pickle a squirrel!"

                      - attributed to Denny E. Miller -



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              JOKE: Pickle Factory ( Adults Only )

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From: Eric Via <eri...@airmail.net>
Newsgroups: alt.jokes,rec.humor,alt.humor
Subject: Pickle Factory (Repost - Classic)
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 23:46:24 +0000
Message-ID: <A1F1E0ED68596186.7401DB4791985574.10820D2E31A8D9C3
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  Bill worked in a pickle factory.  He had been employed there for a
number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife
that he had a terrible compulsion.  He had an  urge to stick his
penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about
it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.  He vowed to
overcome the compulsion on his own.  One day a few weeks later, Bill
came home absolutely ashen.  His wife could see at once that
something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

   "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge
to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."


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