TO BE OR NOT TO BE A DUMMY, THAT IS THE QUESTION...

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SMOKE, DIP, CHAW

I could not help but watch them smoke,
Friends and neighbors, it was a joke!
They'd wheeze and cough, and sneeze and whiz,
It was their "right," both hers and his.

They'd huff and puff, and snort and blow,
And on the habit, they'd burn their dough;
They had to have a cigarette,
And on each one, their lives would bet.

But that was not the half of it,
They stinky smelled with each one lit!
And if smoking were not enough,
You should have seen them dipping snuff!

They'd spit into a filthy cup,
That looked like vomit just thrown up;
But then there were the cigars rolled,
Between stained teeth, they them would hold.

All that sucking and blowing, too,
Made me think of tobacco spew;
A plug they'd bite to get a chaw,
To spit the juice that filled their jaw.

Not emphysema or cancer,
Or any disease would hamper
Their addiction to satisfy
Their craving though from it they'll die. 

Now, when you watch, you must admit,
How stupid they look doing it;
Tobacco ashes, spit someday
Will fill coffins where their butts lay!

        -Smokey Spitz
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MOVIE that glamorized cigarette smoking

Smoke That Cigarette (1987)
 
Category: 
Comedy 
Cast: 
            John Wayne       (died of lung cancer)
            Steve McQueen    (died of lung cancer)
            Desi Arnaz       (died of lung cancer)
            Lucille Ball     (died of lung cancer)
            Lauren Bacall    (died of lung cancer)
            James Garner     (had a lung removed)
       
            Run Time:  51 (mins) 
            Rating:    NR 
            Distributor Name: MPI Home Video 
            Summary: A fun-filled musical romp through
                     the pop culture of cigarette
                     memorabillia. Songs, girls, thrills
                     and romance all highlight these
                     nostalgic advertisements,
                     television shows and movies that
                     glamorized smoking. 

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            |  To be a dummy or not to be a dummy,    |
            |  That is the question...                |
            |  DUMB 'T DUMB, DUMB...                  |
            |  Smoking, dipping, chewing are not cool!|

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This is incredible. I wish you would post it to some quit smoking groups I
just joined!

WOW! Thanks!
"Smokey Spitz" <dum...@dumbest.dum> wrote in message
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> SMOKE, DIP, CHAW
>
> I could not help but watch them smoke,
> Friends and neighbors, it was a joke!
> They'd wheeze and cough, and sneeze and whiz,
> It was their "right," both hers and his.
>
> They'd huff and puff, and snort and blow,
> And on the habit, they'd burn their dough;
> They had to have a cigarette,
> And on each one, their lives would bet.
>
> But that was not the half of it,
> They stinky smelled with each one lit!
> And if smoking were not enough,
> You should have seen them dipping snuff!
>
> They'd spit into a filthy cup,
> That looked like vomit just thrown up;
> But then there were the cigars rolled,
> Between stained teeth, they them would hold.
>
> All that sucking and blowing, too,
> Made me think of tobacco spew;
> A plug they'd bite to get a chaw,
> To spit the juice that filled their jaw.
>
> Not emphysema or cancer,
> Or any disease would hamper
> Their addiction to satisfy
> Their craving though from it they'll die.
>
> Now, when you watch, you must admit,
> How stupid they look doing it;
> Tobacco ashes, spit someday
> Will fill coffins where their butts lay!
>
>         -Smokey Spitz
> ========================================
>
> MOVIE that glamorized cigarette smoking
>
> Smoke That Cigarette (1987)
>
> Category:
> Comedy
> Cast:
>             John Wayne       (died of lung cancer)
>             Steve McQueen    (died of lung cancer)
>             Desi Arnaz       (died of lung cancer)
>             Lucille Ball     (died of lung cancer)
>             Lauren Bacall    (died of lung cancer)
>             James Garner     (had a lung removed)
>
>             Run Time:  51 (mins)
>             Rating:    NR
>             Distributor Name: MPI Home Video
>             Summary: A fun-filled musical romp through
>                      the pop culture of cigarette
>                      memorabillia. Songs, girls, thrills
>                      and romance all highlight these
>                      nostalgic advertisements,
>                      television shows and movies that
>                      glamorized smoking.
>
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>                            ( o o )
>             |=======oOOo=====(_)=====oOOo=============|
>             |  To be a dummy or not to be a dummy,    |
>             |  That is the question...                |
>             |  DUMB 'T DUMB, DUMB...                  |
>             |  Smoking, dipping, chewing are not cool!|
>
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