Re: TO BE OR NOT TO BE A DUMMY, THAT IS THE QUESTION...

This is incredible. I wish you would post it to some quit smoking groups I
just joined!

WOW! Thanks!
"Smokey Spitz" <dum...@dumbest.dum> wrote in message
news:3c9...@news.cox-internet.com...
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> SMOKE, DIP, CHAW
>
> I could not help but watch them smoke,
> Friends and neighbors, it was a joke!
> They'd wheeze and cough, and sneeze and whiz,
> It was their "right," both hers and his.
>
> They'd huff and puff, and snort and blow,
> And on the habit, they'd burn their dough;
> They had to have a cigarette,
> And on each one, their lives would bet.
>
> But that was not the half of it,
> They stinky smelled with each one lit!
> And if smoking were not enough,
> You should have seen them dipping snuff!
>
> They'd spit into a filthy cup,
> That looked like vomit just thrown up;
> But then there were the cigars rolled,
> Between stained teeth, they them would hold.
>
> All that sucking and blowing, too,
> Made me think of tobacco spew;
> A plug they'd bite to get a chaw,
> To spit the juice that filled their jaw.
>
> Not emphysema or cancer,
> Or any disease would hamper
> Their addiction to satisfy
> Their craving though from it they'll die.
>
> Now, when you watch, you must admit,
> How stupid they look doing it;
> Tobacco ashes, spit someday
> Will fill coffins where their butts lay!
>
>         -Smokey Spitz
> ========================================
>
> MOVIE that glamorized cigarette smoking
>
> Smoke That Cigarette (1987)
>
> Category:
> Comedy
> Cast:
>             John Wayne       (died of lung cancer)
>             Steve McQueen    (died of lung cancer)
>             Desi Arnaz       (died of lung cancer)
>             Lucille Ball     (died of lung cancer)
>             Lauren Bacall    (died of lung cancer)
>             James Garner     (had a lung removed)
>
>             Run Time:  51 (mins)
>             Rating:    NR
>             Distributor Name: MPI Home Video
>             Summary: A fun-filled musical romp through
>                      the pop culture of cigarette
>                      memorabillia. Songs, girls, thrills
>                      and romance all highlight these
>                      nostalgic advertisements,
>                      television shows and movies that
>                      glamorized smoking.
>
>                            \\\\///
>                            ( o o )
>             |=======oOOo=====(_)=====oOOo=============|
>             |  To be a dummy or not to be a dummy,    |
>             |  That is the question...                |
>             |  DUMB 'T DUMB, DUMB...                  |
>             |  Smoking, dipping, chewing are not cool!|
>
>             |===================Oooo==================|
>                          oooO  (    )
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