Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Dec 1999.
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· 8 messages · 18 Dec 1999 - 26 Dec 1999
JRO wrote: > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > * - MINISTRIES - * > * Sinners Repent! * > *________________________________________________* > > "HI FOLKS! Reverend Stoner Joe > here, with some important > __\/___ news about the END OF > //\_____\ THE MILLENNIUM!" > /_(o)_(o)_\ > (/ ___ \) > __\ '\_/' /__ > / /\_____/\ \ > / \_\<_>/_/ \ > / \/ \/ \ > \ | \_/ | / > \ | o | / jro > I saw this posted on a cash register once: "give GOD a try.If you dont like it,the DEVIL will take you back"... I was looking at that and thinking,"Gee that devil is one cool fucker,he will always give you a second chance".... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:385...@gtcom.net... > JRO wrote: > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > ________________________________________________ > > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > > * - MINISTRIES - * > > * Sinners Repent! * > > *________________________________________________* > > > > "HI FOLKS! Reverend Stoner Joe > > here, with some important > > __\/___ news about the END OF > > //\_____\ THE MILLENNIUM!" > > /_(o)_(o)_\ > > (/ ___ \) > > __\ '\_/' /__ > > / /\_____/\ \ > > / \_\<_>/_/ \ > > / \/ \/ \ > > \ | \_/ | / > > \ | o | / jro > > > > I saw this posted on a cash register once: > > "give GOD a try.If you dont like it,the DEVIL > will take you back"... > > I was looking at that and thinking,"Gee that devil is one > cool fucker,he will always give you a second chance".... > A good tip to remember. The next time we have to damn folks, maybe they won't feel so bad, JRO
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:385...@xs4all.nl... > JRO wrote: > > > ________________________________________________ > > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > > * - MINISTRIES - * > > * Sinners Repent! * > > *________________________________________________* > > > > "Thankyou for your attention. > > __\/___ We now return you suckers to > > //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- > > /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and > > (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you > > __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding > > / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE > > / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for > > | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" > > | | \_/ | | > > | | o | | jro > > > > > > Gee, I should hire this guy. > / > / > ) ( > /( (\___/) )\ _____________ > ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ > ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ > ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: > .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| > \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| > )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ > (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| > / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger > /_____/ / > |:____|/ What's the offer? JRO
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"HI FOLKS! Reverend Stoner Joe
here, with some important
__\/___ news about the END OF
//\_____\ THE MILLENNIUM!"
/_(o)_(o)_\
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* - MINISTRIES - *
* YOU ARE DOOMED! *
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"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, brothers
and sisters, and YOUR ASS IS FINISHED!"
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* - MINISTRIES - *
* THE END IS NEAR! *
*________________________________________________*
"That's right - you heard me. You
__\/___ SINFUL BASTARDS out there,
//\_____\ wallowing in SIN and CORRUPTION
/_(o)_(o)_\ don't have a snowball's chance
(/ ___ \) _ of survivin' the Millennium.."
__\ '\_/' /__ //\
/ /\_____/\ \ /\ /|
/ \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/
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* MINISTRIES *
* SALVATION - GUARANTEED! *
*________________________________________________*
"UNLESS - You're smart enough to call now - WHILE
THERE'S STILL TIME! For a mere $5, I am pleased
to announce that due to a Special Dispensation
offered through our Ministry, DIRECT from the
ALMIGHTY HIMSELF, I can GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE SAVED!"
__\/___
//\_____\
/_(o)_(o)_\ _
(/ ___ \) //
__\ '\_/' /__ //\
/ /\_____/\ \ /\ /|
/ \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/
/ | \/ \/ | / /
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* MINISTRIES *
* ONLY $5 *
*________________________________________________*
"You heard right, folks! Salvation - GUARANTEED -
for ONLY FIVE DOLLARS!"
__\/___
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_ (/ ___ \)
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* MINISTRIES *
* * 1-800-tok-2God * *
*________________________________________________*
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right through our TOLL FREE service! Just choose
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__\/___ ABJECT CONFESSION to the CREATOR,
//\_____\ right after you hear the beep!"
/_(o)_(o)_\ _
(/ ___ \) //
__\ '\_/' /__ //\
/ /\_____/\ \ /\ /|
/ \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/
/ | \/ \/ | / /
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* MINISTRIES *
* TOLL FREE! *
*________________________________________________*
"REMEMBER! This is your last chance EVER, before
the WORLD ENDS on January 31st, AT MIDNIGHT!"
__\/___
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/_(o)_(o)_\
(/ ___ \)
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/ /\_____/\ \
/ \_\<_>/_/ \
/ | \/ \/ | \
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* MINISTRIES *
* CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW! *
*________________________________________________*
"It'll only take a few minutes, and there are so
PRECIOUS FEW LEFT! Just imagine - for a paltry
FIVE BUCKS, you'll wake up in the LOVING ARMS
OF THE LORD, the instant the APOCALYPSE HAPPENS!"
__\/___
//\_____\
/_(o)_(o)_\
(/ ___ \)
___(\______________\ '\_/' /_____________/)___
; | /\_____/\ | ;
`.__.-|____________ \_\<_>/_/ ___________|-.__.'
| \/ \/ |
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| o | jro
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* - MINISTRIES - *
* * 1-800-tok-2God * *
*________________________________________________*
"Now, if that doesn't sound like
a DEAL to YOU, then I don't
__\/___ know what would!"
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* MINISTRIES *
* TOLL FREE! *
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"So pull out those credit cards, cash, checks,
or money orders, and PICK UP THE PHONE!"
__\/___
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__\ '\_/' /__ //\
/ /\_____/\ \ /\ /|
/ \_\<_>/_/ \/ \/
/ | \/ \/ | / /
\ | \_/ |\ /
\ | o | \__/ jro
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* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ *
* MINISTRIES *
* CALL NOW! CALL NOW! CALL NOW! *
*________________________________________________*
"You'd best hurry, though. This
is a LIMITED TIME OFFER! If you
__\/___ don't take advantage of it -
//\_____\ SOON - I can guarantee you'll
/_(o)_(o)_\ wake up, BARKING IN HELL,
(/ ___ \) come January 1st!"
__\ '\_/' /__
/ /\_____/\ \
/ \_\<_>/_/ \
/ \/ \/ \
\ | \_/ | /
\ | o | / jro
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* _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ *
* / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / *
* \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// *
* __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ *
*/____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ *
* - MINISTRIES - *
* Sinners Repent! *
*________________________________________________*
"Thankyou for your attention.
__\/___ We now return you suckers to
//\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro-
/_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and
(/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you
__\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding
/ /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE
/ \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for
| \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!"
| | \_/ | |
| | o | | jro
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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Before you buy.
JRO wrote: > ________________________________________________ > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > * - MINISTRIES - * > * Sinners Repent! * > *________________________________________________* > > "Thankyou for your attention. > __\/___ We now return you suckers to > //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- > /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and > (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you > __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding > / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE > / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for > | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" > | | \_/ | | > | | o | | jro > Gee, I should hire this guy. / / ) ( /( (\___/) )\ _____________ ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger /_____/ / |:____|/
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:385...@xs4all.nl... > > How about a bunch of cheerleaders > and a dozen bottles of malt Irish whishy? > / > / __ > )( > (\___/) * | | > \ (. .) | | > c\ >' |__| # > )`_/ ' > _______| |__ ,|// > # ___ ` ~ ) ( / > \,| | . ' .) \ /# > _( / ) , / \ / | > // ,#;,,;,; \,/ > __,, ,#;,;;,;; > \__( i;;;,,;; > \\,;;,%;;,;# > %,;;:,%;,;% > ;,;; > #,; > // > \|_ > b'ger |#\ > -" > > > __. \|.-' \\ "Wow... You sure know how to hire / . _/ () a guy. With a boss like you, I |` /\~()_) think I could work for someone else, \\ \_ //\ after all." \ | _/ __\/ (____ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | \../ | \ JRO
JRO wrote: > joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:385...@xs4all.nl... > > JRO wrote: > > > > > ________________________________________________ > > > * _____ _______ ______ __ __ ____ _____ * > > > * / __//__ __// __ / / \ / // __/ / __ / * > > > * \ ( / / / / / / / /\ \ / // /__ / /_// * > > > * __) \ / / / /_/ / / / \ V // __// __/ * > > > */____/ /_/ /_____/ /_/ \_//____//_/\_\ * > > > * - MINISTRIES - * > > > * Sinners Repent! * > > > *________________________________________________* > > > > > > "Thankyou for your attention. > > > __\/___ We now return you suckers to > > > //\_____\ your regularly scheduled pro- > > > /_(o)_(o)_\ gramming of filth, smut, and > > > (/ ___ \) vile depravity, wishing you > > > __\ '\_/' /__ a good evening, and reminding > > > / /\_____/\ \ you that the LAKE OF FIRE > > > / \_\<_>/_/ \ is READY & WAITING for > > > | \/ \/ | YOUR sorry ass!" > > > | | \_/ | | > > > | | o | | jro > > > > > > > > > > > Gee, I should hire this guy. > > / > > / > > ) ( > > /( (\___/) )\ _____________ > > ( #) \ (- -) ( # | '\\\\\\ > > ||___c\ >'__| | ' ____|_ > > ||**** )`_/ **' | + '||:::::: > > .__ |'* ___| |___*' | '||_____| > > \_| |'*( ~ ,)' \'_______|_____| > > )) |' /(. ' .)\ ___/____|___\___ > > (( _""";!___*_____\_| _ ' <<<:| > > / /| |_________'___o_o| b'ger > > /_____/ / > > |:____|/ > > What's the offer? > > JRO How about a bunch of cheerleaders and a dozen bottles of malt Irish whishy? / / __ )( (\___/) * | | \ (. .) | | c\ >' |__| # )`_/ ' _______| |__ ,|// # ___ ` ~ ) ( / \,| | . ' .) \ /# _( / ) , / \ / | // ,#;,,;,; \,/ __,, ,#;,;;,;; \__( i;;;,,;; \\,;;,%;;,;# %,;;:,%;,;% ;,;; #,; // \|_ b'ger |#\ -"
JRO wrote: > "REMEMBER! This is your last chance EVER, before > the WORLD ENDS on January 31st, AT MIDNIGHT!" Yes, remember, you only have until 235959 31DEC2000 to call! Hurry! Only the first billion get this nifty free hat! <cough> cheers, -- Glenn Copeland /(0\ ge...@silverchat.com \1)/ What's on, your mind?
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