Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Jul 1998.
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· 3 messages · 20 Jul 1998 - 21 Jul 1998
In article <360...@kangaroo.not>, Skippy <Ski...@kangaroo.not> writes >Attention: Inhabitants of alt.ascii-art > >The collection of witless retards that inhabit this rather dull >newsgroup, have been targeted by the alt.life.sucks crew. >We fully intend to flame you for our amusement over the coming few >weeks, and, as our group name suggests, are going to make your pitiful >lives suck even more than they do at this moment in time. > >We expect you unsophisticated serfs to engage us in a bandwidth >destroying flame war. Being the generous people we are, we'll allow >you worthless cretins to pick the subject. You are the fuckwits who made fools of yourselves on alt.religion.scientology? You didn't have much impact there. >- >Skippy the Bush Kangaroo |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
[Followups set] On Mon, 20 Jul 1998 19:14:13 +0100, Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote: >In article <360...@kangaroo.not>, Skippy ><Ski...@kangaroo.not> writes <snip> > You are the fuckwits who made fools of yourselves on > alt.religion.scientology? You didn't have much > impact there. "Skippy" is a barely competent troll who holds a grudge against alt.life.sucks. He's boobytrapping his posts with a "Followup-To" header to send responses to his posts to two groups while only actually posting it to one - yours. He's trying to recruit people from your newsgroup to help flood a.l.s with off-topic crossposts. He sent this same message to dozens of newsgroups. :( Note that Skippy's message headers are heavily forged - he's actually posting from Altopia (alt.net) and *not* from anywhere in Australia. Visit a.l.s' web page at http://www.alt-life-sucks.org and see for yourself what we're really like. Joe -- AntiSpam - The cure for spam in your newsgroup http://w3.one.net/~nemo/antispam
On Mon, 20 Jul 1998 19:14:13 +0100, Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> put digits to keyboard and wrote...: >In article <360...@kangaroo.not>, Skippy ><Ski...@kangaroo.not> writes >>Attention: Inhabitants of alt.ascii-art >> >>The collection of witless retards that inhabit this rather dull >>newsgroup, have been targeted by the alt.life.sucks crew. >>We fully intend to flame you for our amusement over the coming few >>weeks, and, as our group name suggests, are going to make your pitiful >>lives suck even more than they do at this moment in time. >> >>We expect you unsophisticated serfs to engage us in a bandwidth >>destroying flame war. Being the generous people we are, we'll allow >>you worthless cretins to pick the subject. > > You are the fuckwits who made fools of yourselves on > alt.religion.scientology? You didn't have much > impact there. Good people of alt.ascii-art and alt.religion.scientology, there is no threat from alt.life.sucks. Take it from a bona fide alser, this fellow's is a troll, hell bent on disrupting our newsgroup. He, (and his friends?) have already made alt.life.sucks practically unreadable, by dragging cross posts into the group, to anybody without a damn good killfilter. Come over and look at the mess, if you don't believe me. This is just a new tactic, designed to disrupt our newsgroup further. In conclusion, I would like to express my regret that this has spilled over into your group. I would also respectfully request that all of your subscribers ignore any future blatherings from this idiot. If you have been left with any misconceptions about the nature of alt.life.sucks, please check out the group's website at: http://www.alt-life-sucks.org/ Follow ups set to avoid further intrusion into your group. Thanks for hearing me out.. BJ ICQ#:15754132 http://www.jbuchanan.demon.co.uk CASHK #96-009 CASHP #64-96 Friend of alt.life.sucks ...and on the eighth day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."
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