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alt.ascii-art · 104 messages · 21 Oct 1999 - 17 Nov 1999
jyg <jea...@libertysurf.fr> ASCII art 21 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

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On Sat, 23 Oct 1999 10:13:29 +0100, "jyg"
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Uhmmmm.... Right....
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
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All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.

Lauri Kangas <lka...@ mbnet.fi> ASCII art 26 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
>Uhmmmm.... Right....
>--
>        Peter Punk
>          \    /
>        ---\\\\---
>          /    \


                KICK ASS!

                  ___...___
              _.-'   '''   '-._
             /    __\__/___    \
            /__.-" / || \  "-.__\
            |     (_'/\'_)      |
            |                   |
             \_ -._______.-   _/
           _." "-._________.-" "._
          /  "._     :\      _."  \
          |   _/      :|     \_   |
          |__/        :|       \__|
            \________;/_________/
             |_________________|

--
Lauri Kangas - 39143317
<lkanga @ mbnet.fi>
-----------------------
"I don't care WHO you
are but your not walking
on the water while
I'm fishing"

Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> ASCII art 27 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Tue, 26 Oct 1999 22:06:23 +0300, "Lauri Kangas" <lkanga @ mbnet.fi>
provoked the following text:

>>Uhmmmm.... Right....
>                KICK ASS!
>
>                  ___...___
>              _.-'   '''   '-._
>             /    __\__/___    \
>            /__.-" / || \  "-.__\
>            |     (_'/\'_)      |
>            |                   |
>             \_ -._______.-   _/
>           _." "-._________.-" "._
>          /  "._     :\      _."  \
>          |   _/      :|     \_   |
>          |__/        :|       \__|
>            \________;/_________/
>             |_________________|

Kick the baby!
  ,-,
 |   |
 |o o|
(|_0_|)
 |\
  '\

(oh well, it was just a feeble attempt to draw the baby from memory... )

[p
[L

Kenny from far away :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
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The earth is 98 percent full. Please delete anyone you can.

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 30 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Wed, 27 Oct 1999 23:51:11 +0200, Peter Punk posted:
|On Tue, 26 Oct 1999 22:06:23 +0300, "Lauri Kangas" <lkanga @ mbnet.fi>
|provoked the following text:
|
|>>Uhmmmm.... Right....
|>                KICK ASS!
|>
|>                  ___...___
|>              _.-'   '''   '-._
|>             /    __\__/___    \
|>            /__.-" / || \  "-.__\
|>            |     (_'/\'_)      |
|>            |                   |
|>             \_ -._______.-   _/
|>           _." "-._________.-" "._
|>          /  "._     :\      _."  \
|>          |   _/      :|     \_   |
|>          |__/        :|       \__|
|>            \________;/_________/
|>             |_________________|
|
|Kick the baby!
|  ,-,
| |   |
| |o o|
|(|_0_|)
| |\
|  '\
|
|(oh well, it was just a feeble attempt to draw the baby from memory... )
'-------------------------------

Although I think it would be better if Kyle was kicking the baby, that's not
a bad drawing of Ike.

Ready Ike? Kick the Baby!
... 'don't kick the baby'

     .----------.
     |.--------.|
     ||_......_||
    : : /.\/.\ : :
   '._' '-''-' '_.'
      :  .__.  :
      .'.____.'.
     '          ' mga
    : | :X: :X:| :

Eventually we might get series 3 here in the yookay... :o)

Take care, mmmkay...
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

On Sat, 30 Oct 1999 11:29:26 GMT, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)
provoked the following text:

>|>>Uhmmmm.... Right....
>|>                KICK ASS!
>|>                  ___...___
>|>              _.-'   '''   '-._
>|>             /    __\__/___    \
>|>            /__.-" / || \  "-.__\
>|>            |     (_'/\'_)      |
>|>            |                   |
>|>             \_ -._______.-   _/
>|>           _." "-._________.-" "._
>|>          /  "._     :\      _."  \
>|>          |   _/      :|     \_   |
>|>          |__/        :|       \__|
>|>            \________;/_________/
>|>             |_________________|
>|Kick the baby!
>|  ,-,
>| |   |
>| |o o|
>|(|_0_|)
>| |\
>|  '\
>|
>|(oh well, it was just a feeble attempt to draw the baby from memory... )
>Although I think it would be better if Kyle was kicking the baby, that's not
>a bad drawing of Ike.

I forgot the baby's name, but i guess that's because were in the first
season here in NL.
Today they wanted an "elepig" (or a cute little pot-belly elephant), i
think that's the 5th episode.

>Ready Ike? Kick the Baby!
>... 'don't kick the baby'
>
>     .----------.
>     |.--------.|
>     ||_......_||
>    : : /.\/.\ : :
>   '._' '-''-' '_.'
>      :  .__.  :
>      .'.____.'.
>     '          ' mga
>    : | :X: :X:| :
>
>Eventually we might get series 3 here in the yookay... :o)

What? Even more mayhem? What will happen in ser. 3? Stan getting married
to Wendy Testaburger? :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

On Sun, 31 Oct 1999 01:14:00 +0200, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl
(Peter Punk) wrote:

>>Eventually we might get series 3 here in the yookay... :o)
>
>What? Even more mayhem? What will happen in ser. 3? Stan getting married
>to Wendy Testaburger? :-))

Hehe, not quite.. Just a more bizarre events... (the 3rd season
episodes are available as .rms on the web)
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        Email: vjo...@sci.fi, URL: http://www.sci.fi/~vjouppi/
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Lauri Kangas <lka...@ mbnet.fi> ASCII art 1 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
>Kick the baby!
>  ,-,
> |   |
> |o o|
>(|_0_|)
> |\
>  '\
>
>(oh well, it was just a feeble attempt to draw the baby from memory... )


        ...
        /*"*\
       ;     :
       | o o |
       |__.__|lka
       |"--..
    .__:.____/__.
   w____     ___ 3
        |   |
        /   \

another from memory


--
Lauri Kangas - 39143317
<lkanga @ mbnet.fi>
-----------------------
"I don't care WHO you
are but your not walking
on the water while
I'm fishing"

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 1 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Sun, 31 Oct 1999 01:14:00 +0200, Peter Punk posted:
|
\
 > SNIP! (We're talking about South Park)
/
|I forgot the baby's name, but i guess that's because were in the first
|season here in NL.
|Today they wanted an "elepig" (or a cute little pot-belly elephant), i
|think that's the 5th episode.
|
|>
|>Eventually we might get series 3 here in the yookay... :o)
|
|What? Even more mayhem? What will happen in ser. 3? Stan getting married
|to Wendy Testaburger? :-))
'---------------------------

I think you'll enjoy series 2... and the cliffhanger between the two.

It is (brrring) The denver broncos? (brrring) Mr garrission...

Erm, no I won't spoil it... :o)

And since I don't have any more South Park pics of my own, I'm going to have
to borrow someone elses for my ObASCII...

                 _._
             __.{,_.).__
          .-"           "-.
        .'  __.........__  '.
       /.-'`___.......___`'-.\
      /_.-'` /   \ /   \ `'-._\
      |     |   '/ \'   |     |   I know! Why don`t we sing
      |      '-'     '-'      |       "Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch"
      ;                       ;              in D Minor?
      _\         ___         /_
     /  '.'-.__  ___  __.-'.'  \
   _/_    `'-..._____...-'`    _\_
  /   \           .           /   \
  \____)         .           (____/
      \___________.___________/
        \___________________/
  jgs  (_____________________)


                                             _,
                                         _.-{__}-._
                                       .:-'`____`'-:.
                                      /_.-"`    `"-._\
  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll... /`    '-..-'    `\
                                     |     .-''-.     |
                                   .-\       __       /-.
                                  /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \
                                 /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\
                                 |   |        '       |   |
                                 '--'_________'________`;-'
                                   `--------------------`jgs

              _,
          _.-{__}-._
        .:-'`____`'-:.      Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big
       /_.-"`_  _`"-._\     fat bitch she's the biggest bitch
      /`   / .\/. \   `\    in the whole wide world she's a
      |    \__/\__/    |    stupid bitch if there ever was a
    .-\     .----.     /-.  bitch she's a bitch to all the
   /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \ boys and girls....
  /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\
  |   |        '       |   |
  '--'_________'________`;-'            __________
jgs `--------------------`            ."          ".
                                      | .--------. |
                                     /` |________| `\
                                    |  / / .\/. \ \  |
                Shut up Cartman!    \_/  \__/\__/  \_/
                                      \     ..     /
                                      /'._ '--' _.'\
                                     /_   `""""`   _\
                                    (__|           |_)
                                       \__________/
                                       '----------'jgs

                                          .-" "-.
                                        .'____,-.:o
                                       (______)
                                       /(o)(o)\
              Hoooowyhow!              \ -__- /
                                       /" " " \
                                       \      /
         __________                     \_ _ /
       ."          ".                   /    \
       | .--------. |                   \    /
      /` |________| `\                   \  / mga
     |  / / .\/. \ \  |                   ''
     \_/  \__/\__/  \_/   Mr Hanky!
       \            /
       /'._  ()  _.'\
      /_   `""""`   _\
     (__|           |_)
        \__________/
        '----------'jgs


     On Moday she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch
     on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch and then
     on Sunday just to be different she's a king
     kamaya maya beeeeeeoch!                 _
                                          .-" "-.
                                        .'____,-.:o
             Golly that isn`t          (______)
            very nice! I sure          /(o)(o)\
            would like to teach him    \ -==- /
            a lesson.                  /" " " \
                                       \      /
                                        \_ _ /
                                        /    \
                                        \    /
                                         \  / mga
                                          ''
               _,
           _.-{__}-._
         .:-'`____`'-:.
        /_.-"`_  _`"-._\     Have you ever met my friend Kyle's
       /`   / .\/. \   `\    mom she's the biggest bitch in the
       |    \__/\__/    |    whole wide world she's a stupid
     .-\     .----.     /-.  bitch and she has stupid hair
    /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \ she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch
   /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\bitch bitch bitch   bitch bitch
   |   |        '       |   |bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch and
   '--'_________'________`;-'she's a stupid bitch... Kyle's mom's
  jgs`--------------------`  a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!


  Kyles mom...............
         o _  _.
         |_> (_|......
             _     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _      _                 _
            | |__ (_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_) ___| |__   __ _  __ _| |
            | '_ \| | | | | | | | | |/ __| '_ \ / _` |/ _` | |
            | |_) | | | | | | | | | | (__| | | | (_| | (_| |_|
            |_.__/|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\___|_| |_|\__,_|\__,_(_)

Cartman, Kyle by Joan Stark (jgs)
The Crap Mr Hanky (<g>) by Martin Atkins (mga)
Song from South Park (c) Comedy Central

(I hope you've seen the Christmas Spesh, or I just spoilt it for you...)

Kind Regards,
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

: And since I don't have any more South Park pics of my own, I'm going to have
: to borrow someone elses for my ObASCII...
: 
:                  _._
:              __.{,_.).__
:           .-"           "-.
:         .'  __.........__  '.
:        /.-'`___.......___`'-.\
:       /_.-'` /   \ /   \ `'-._\
:       |     |   '/ \'   |     |   I know! Why don`t we sing
:       |      '-'     '-'      |       "Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch"
:       ;                       ;              in D Minor?
:       _\         ___         /_
:      /  '.'-.__  ___  __.-'.'  \
:    _/_    `'-..._____...-'`    _\_
:   /   \           .           /   \
:   \____)         .           (____/
:       \___________.___________/
:         \___________________/
:   jgs  (_____________________)
: 
: 
:                                              _,
:                                          _.-{__}-._
:                                        .:-'`____`'-:.
:                                       /_.-"`    `"-._\
:   Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll... /`    '-..-'    `\
:                                      |     .-''-.     |
:                                    .-\       __       /-.
:                                   /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \
:                                  /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\
:                                  |   |        '       |   |
:                                  '--'_________'________`;-'
:                                    `--------------------`jgs
: 
:               _,
:           _.-{__}-._
:         .:-'`____`'-:.      Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big
:        /_.-"`_  _`"-._\     fat bitch she's the biggest bitch
:       /`   / .\/. \   `\    in the whole wide world she's a
:       |    \__/\__/    |    stupid bitch if there ever was a
:     .-\     .----.     /-.  bitch she's a bitch to all the
:    /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \ boys and girls....
:   /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\
:   |   |        '       |   |
:   '--'_________'________`;-'            __________
: jgs `--------------------`            ."          ".
:                                       | .--------. |
:                                      /` |________| `\
:                                     |  / / .\/. \ \  |
:                 Shut up Cartman!    \_/  \__/\__/  \_/
:                                       \     ..     /
:                                       /'._ '--' _.'\
:                                      /_   `""""`   _\
:                                     (__|           |_)
:                                        \__________/
:                                        '----------'jgs
: 
:                                           .-" "-.
:                                         .'____,-.:o
:                                        (______)
:                                        /(o)(o)\
:               Hoooowyhow!              \ -__- /
:                                        /" " " \
:                                        \      /
:          __________                     \_ _ /
:        ."          ".                   /    \
:        | .--------. |                   \    /
:       /` |________| `\                   \  / mga
:      |  / / .\/. \ \  |                   ''
:      \_/  \__/\__/  \_/   Mr Hanky!
:        \            /
:        /'._  ()  _.'\
:       /_   `""""`   _\
:      (__|           |_)
:         \__________/
:         '----------'jgs
: 
: 
:      On Moday she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch
:      on Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch and then
:      on Sunday just to be different she's a king
:      kamaya maya beeeeeeoch!                 _
:                                           .-" "-.
:                                         .'____,-.:o
:              Golly that isn`t          (______)
:             very nice! I sure          /(o)(o)\
:             would like to teach him    \ -==- /
:             a lesson.                  /" " " \
:                                        \      /
:                                         \_ _ /
:                                         /    \
:                                         \    /
:                                          \  / mga
:                                           ''
:                _,
:            _.-{__}-._
:          .:-'`____`'-:.
:         /_.-"`_  _`"-._\     Have you ever met my friend Kyle's
:        /`   / .\/. \   `\    mom she's the biggest bitch in the
:        |    \__/\__/    |    whole wide world she's a stupid
:      .-\     .----.     /-.  bitch and she has stupid hair
:     /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \ she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch
:    /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\bitch bitch bitch   bitch bitch
:    |   |        '       |   |bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch and
:    '--'_________'________`;-'she's a stupid bitch... Kyle's mom's
:   jgs`--------------------`  a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
: 
: 
:   Kyles mom...............
:          o _  _.
:          |_> (_|......
:              _     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _      _                 _
:             | |__ (_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_) ___| |__   __ _  __ _| |
:             | '_ \| | | | | | | | | |/ __| '_ \ / _` |/ _` | |
:             | |_) | | | | | | | | | | (__| | | | (_| | (_| |_|
:             |_.__/|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\___|_| |_|\__,_|\__,_(_)
: 
: Cartman, Kyle by Joan Stark (jgs)
: The Crap Mr Hanky (<g>) by Martin Atkins (mga)
: Song from South Park (c) Comedy Central
: 
: (I hope you've seen the Christmas Spesh, or I just spoilt it for you...)

3 Cheers for mga ! .. loved that one ..

Now do "Oh holy night - Cattleprod style!" .. please please please ?

pretty please ?

pretty please with sugar on the top?

pretty please with sugar on the top and a cherry ?

"or i'll kick drop you into the lava!"

On Mon, 01 Nov 1999 17:37:48 +0200, Ville Jouppi <vjo...@sci.fi> provoked
the following text:

>>>Eventually we might get series 3 here in the yookay... :o)
>>What? Even more mayhem? What will happen in ser. 3? Stan getting married
>>to Wendy Testaburger? :-))
>Hehe, not quite.. Just a more bizarre events... (the 3rd season
>episodes are available as .rms on the web)

Even more bzarre than cross-breeding an elephant with a pig? Is that
possible? :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in
message news:7vqmv1$15f$1...@news.inet.tele.dk...


> I'm doing a collection of his entire family .. you can reddidle and
add some ..
> (and so can everone else who have read this post.)
>
>
> The Mushroom Family (piece of it) :
>
>   _,---._  ,-- Manny Mushroom - The Magic Garden Supervisor
> ,' _____ `.
> '-( .-. )-'
>    \(_)/
>     ) (
>     """
>
>
>   _,-=-._  ,-- Grandpapa Matthew von Mushroom
> ,' _____ `.
> '=(-o=o-)='
>    \(_)/
>     )"(
>     """
>
>      _
>   __/ \__  ,-- Young Miles Muchroom - The cowboy
> ,' _____ `.
> '-( . . )-'
>    \(_)/
>     ) (
>     """

    ,---._
 ,'@_____ `.
 '-( * * )-' Mandy Mushroom - Magic Garden Supervisor's wife
   !\(_)/!
     ) (
     """
very shroomy yours,
Prudence

On Mon, 01 Nov 1999 21:31:39 GMT, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)
provoked the following text:

>|>Eventually we might get series 3 here in the yookay... :o)
>|What? Even more mayhem? What will happen in ser. 3? Stan getting married
>|to Wendy Testaburger? :-))
>'---------------------------
>I think you'll enjoy series 2... and the cliffhanger between the two.
>It is (brrring) The denver broncos? (brrring) Mr garrission...
>Erm, no I won't spoil it... :o)
>And since I don't have any more South Park pics of my own, I'm going to have
>to borrow someone elses for my ObASCII...

Had to execute a snip, sorry...

>               _,
>           _.-{__}-._
>         .:-'`____`'-:.
>        /_.-"`_  _`"-._\     Have you ever met my friend Kyle's
>       /`   / .\/. \   `\    mom she's the biggest bitch in the
>       |    \__/\__/    |    whole wide world she's a stupid
>     .-\     .----.     /-.  bitch and she has stupid hair
>    /   '._-._'--'_.-_.'   \ she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch
>   /''.    `""""""""`    .'`\bitch bitch bitch   bitch bitch
>   |   |        '       |   |bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch and
>   '--'_________'________`;-'she's a stupid bitch... Kyle's mom's
>  jgs`--------------------`  a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
>  Kyles mom...............
>         o _  _.
>         |_> (_|......
>             _     _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _      _                 _
>            | |__ (_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_) ___| |__   __ _  __ _| |
>            | '_ \| | | | | | | | | |/ __| '_ \ / _` |/ _` | |
>            | |_) | | | | | | | | | | (__| | | | (_| | (_| |_|
>            |_.__/|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|\___|_| |_|\__,_|\__,_(_)
>Cartman, Kyle by Joan Stark (jgs)
>The Crap Mr Hanky (<g>) by Martin Atkins (mga)
>Song from South Park (c) Comedy Central
>
>(I hope you've seen the Christmas Spesh, or I just spoilt it for you...)

Well, it's a bit of a spoiler, but i promise i'll forget this until
Christmas! :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

IBM: Increasingly Bad Manufacturing

On Mon, 1 Nov 1999 20:08:56 +0200, "Lauri Kangas" <lkanga @ mbnet.fi>
provoked the following text:

>>Kick the baby!
>>  ,-,
>> |   |
>> |o o|
>>(|_0_|)
>> |\
>>  '\
>>(oh well, it was just a feeble attempt to draw the baby from memory... )
>         ...
>        /*"*\
>       ;     :
>       | o o |
>       |__.__|lka
>       |"--..
>    .__:.____/__.
>   w____     ___ 3
>        |   |
>        /   \
>another from memory

This only goes to show that there is always someone who is waaaaaay better
than me. I this case, that's you! (and about everyone else in this NG) :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

: This only goes to show that there is always someone who is waaaaaay better
: than me. I this case, that's you! (and about everyone else in this NG) :-)

No way .. Peter .. Come on .. You're still better than me (at ascii)

: The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Divorce old hag .. marry new bitch ?

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 4 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <7vqr8m$n43$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net>, "Prudence"
<lo-...@erols.com-slamspam> wrote:
> 
> Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in
> message news:7vqmv1$15f$1...@news.inet.tele.dk...
> 
> > I'm doing a collection of his entire family .. you can reddidle and
> add some ..
> > (and so can everone else who have read this post.)
> >
> >
> > The Mushroom Family (piece of it) :
> >
> >   _,---._  ,-- Manny Mushroom - The Magic Garden Supervisor
> > ,' _____ `.
> > '-( .-. )-'
> >    \(_)/
> >     ) (
> >     """
[snip of other family members]
> 
>     ,---._
>  ,'@_____ `.
>  '-( * * )-' Mandy Mushroom - Magic Garden Supervisor's wife
>    !\(_)/!
>      ) (
>      """
.
      ,---._
   ,' _(")_ `.
   '-(     )-'  Marilyn Mushroom - Manny's daughter 
      \) (/                        heading for Hollywood stardom
      (   ) 
       ) (
       """

     ,---. 
  >=<>=<=><><=
    ( ' ' )     Mark Antony Mushroom - aspiring orator
     \(_)/ 
      )O(
      """



NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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On Wed, 3 Nov 1999 03:58:51 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>: This only goes to show that there is always someone who is waaaaaay better
>: than me. I this case, that's you! (and about everyone else in this NG) :-)
>No way .. Peter .. Come on .. You're still better than me (at ascii)

No way Jos�! You make stuff, i'm only good at adapting it.
I do so with MIDI and i do it with ASCII-art.

>: The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
>Divorce old hag .. marry new bitch ?

Ermmm... Som'n like that... :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!

: >No way .. Peter .. Come on .. You're still better than me (at ascii)

: No way Jos�! You make stuff, i'm only good at adapting it.
: I do so with MIDI and i do it with ASCII-art.

Come on .. I have'nt been didling for more than a month. I'm still very much a
newbie.

But since you are a rediddler .. reddidle these :


Remember Manny Mushroom  ... from the magic garden ?

I'm doing a collection of his entire family .. you can reddidle and add some ..
(and so can everone else who have read this post.)


The Mushroom Family (piece of it) :

  _,---._  ,-- Manny Mushroom - The Magic Garden Supervisor
,' _____ `.
'-( .-. )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """


  _,-=-._  ,-- Grandpapa Matthew von Mushroom
,' _____ `.
'=(-o=o-)='
   \(_)/
    )"(
    """

     _
  __/ \__  ,-- Young Miles Muchroom - The cowboy
,' _____ `.
'-( . . )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """


I have more .. but I don't wan't to spoil everything by posting them all..

When i'm done i'll probarbly do little cartoons with them also.

BTW If you're up for the challenge .. do a female mushroom or two - I'm having
trouble doing females (don't even try to make a pun here!)

Sincerly
CeeJay

     ,---._
  ,'@_____ `.
  '-( * * )-' Mandy Mushroom - Magic Garden Supervisor's wife
    !\(_)/!
      ) (
      """

Very nice Pru - Very nice.

On Thu, 4 Nov 1999 02:17:22 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>: >No way .. Peter .. Come on .. You're still better than me (at ascii)
>: No way Jos�! You make stuff, i'm only good at adapting it.
>: I do so with MIDI and i do it with ASCII-art.
>Come on .. I have'nt been didling for more than a month. I'm still very much a
>newbie.

At least you have the imagination to create stuff, i don't...

>But since you are a rediddler .. reddidle these :
>Remember Manny Mushroom  ... from the magic garden ?
>I'm doing a collection of his entire family .. you can reddidle and add some ..
>(and so can everone else who have read this post.)
>
>The Mushroom Family (piece of it) :
>  _,---._  ,-- Manny Mushroom - The Magic Garden Supervisor
>,' _____ `.
>'-( .-. )-'
>   \(_)/
>    ) (
>    """
>I have more .. but I don't wan't to spoil everything by posting them all..
>When i'm done i'll probably do little cartoons with them also.
>BTW If you're up for the challenge .. do a female mushroom or two - I'm having
>trouble doing females (don't even try to make a pun here!)

How about this:

Mushroom in motion:

  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(   (.)-'
   \   (_)
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(  (..)-'
   \  (_)
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-( .-. )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(..)  )-'
  (_)  /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(.)   )-'
 (_)   /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(     )-'
  (\   /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(     )-'
   \   /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(     )-'
   \   /)
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(   (.)-'
   \   (_)
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(  (..)-'
   \  (_)
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-( .-. )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(..)  )-'
  (_)  /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(.)   )-'
 (_)   /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(     )-'
  (\   /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(     )-'
   \   /
    ) (
    """
  _,---._  
,' _____ `.
'-(     )-'
   \   /)
    ) (
    """
+=====================+
         ,-- Curly Mushroom
   ,---. 
  ( . . )
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """
     .
 \   |  /
  \  | /  ,-- Punky Mushroom
__ ;-'-.
  (  -=<)  
  /\   (_)
 /  ) (
    """

  _,---._  ,-- Metal Mushroom
,' _____ `.
'-(|||||)-'
  |\(_)/|
  ||) (||
    """
     _
    ( ) ,-- Grandma "Knotty" von Mushroom
   ,---.
  (-o-o-)
   \(_)/
    )"(
    """
   ,---.  ,-- Joanie Mushroom
  (,---.)     (Gets shocked easily)
 (((. .)))
  )\(_)/(
  (()*())
    """

-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

: Mushroom in motion:
:
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(   (.)-'
:    \   (_)
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(  (..)-'
:    \  (_)
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-( .-. )-'
:    \(_)/
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(..)  )-'
:   (_)  /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(.)   )-'
:  (_)   /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(     )-'
:   (\   /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(     )-'
:    \   /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(     )-'
:    \   /)
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(   (.)-'
:    \   (_)
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(  (..)-'
:    \  (_)
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-( .-. )-'
:    \(_)/
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(..)  )-'
:   (_)  /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(.)   )-'
:  (_)   /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(     )-'
:   (\   /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(     )-'
:    \   /
:     ) (
:     """
:   _,---._
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(     )-'
:    \   /)
:     ) (
:     """
: +=====================+
:          ,-- Curly Mushroom
:    ,---.
:   ( . . )
:    \(_)/
:     ) (
:     """
:      .
:  \   |  /
:   \  | /  ,-- Punky Mushroom
: __ ;-'-.
:   (  -=<)
:   /\   (_)
:  /  ) (
:     """
:
:   _,---._  ,-- Metal Mushroom
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(|||||)-'
:   |\(_)/|
:   ||) (||
:     """
:      _
:     ( ) ,-- Grandma "Knotty" von Mushroom
:    ,---.
:   (-o-o-)
:    \(_)/
:     )"(
:     """
:    ,---.  ,-- Joanie Mushroom
:   (,---.)     (Gets shocked easily)
:  (((. .)))
:   )\(_)/(
:   (()*())
:     """

YES YES YES .. I love 'em.

I was really hoping that this would catch people's attention , so we could do
hundreds of the little mushrooms.

After all they are a much better base for cartoons and asciiart than the PEZ's
because the mushroom have no real well defined look that they must keep - they
should just look like a mushroom.
And more importantly .. a PEZ have no arm legs or any other way of transporting
themselves ..
Mushrooms can be very mobile .. and can therefore more easily be used in
comics..

Plus they're a lot smaller.

Love the Mushroom in motion .. I only i had the time to javascript power the
animation.. It would look awesome!


Here are two more from my secret collection :


  _,---._  ,-- Cousin Morty 'Longnose' Mushroom - Grew up near a nuclear test
site
,' _____ `.
'-) o o (-'
  ( | | )
   )(_)(
    """


   ,-=-.
  / *** \  ,-- General Max Mushroom - Lost one eye in the heat of battle
,' _____ `.    Gueststarred in an episode of the famous tvseries *M*U*S*H*
`=( .`#=)='
   \(_)/
    )"(
    """


Fungus Power!
CeeJay

On Fri, 5 Nov 1999 12:40:58 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>: Mushroom in motion:
>:   _,---._
>: ,' _____ `.
>: '-( .-. )-'
>:    \(_)/
>:     ) (
>:     """
>: +=====================+
>:      .
>:  \   |  /
>:   \  | /  ,-- Punky Mushroom
>: __ ;-'-.
>:   (  -=<)
>:   /\   (_)
>:  /  ) (
>:     """

He hates to be photographed in the face, he thinks this is his best
side...

>YES YES YES .. I love 'em.

Good, so do i :-))

>I was really hoping that this would catch people's attention , so we could do
>hundreds of the little mushrooms.

I trust you save all the mushrooms people have made, and maybe put them on
a website or so...

>Love the Mushroom in motion .. If only i had the time to javascript power the
>animation.. It would look awesome!

Maybe someone else does, but it can also be viewed in a flipbook style.

>Here are two more from my secret collection :
>  _,---._  ,-- Cousin Morty 'Longnose' Mushroom - Grew up near a nuclear testsite
>,' _____ `.
>'-) o o (-'
>  ( | | )
>   )(_)(
>    """
>   ,-=-.
>  / *** \  ,-- General Max Mushroom - Lost one eye in the heat of battle
>,' _____ `.    Gueststarred in an episode of the famous tvseries *M*U*S*H*
>`=( .`#=)='
>   \(_)/
>    )"(
>    """
>Fungus Power!
  ^^^^^^^^^
Keep this sig, it's way cool!
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Uh, yeah ... I meant to do that!

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 6 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <SUM...@4ax.com>,
ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:
> 
> On Fri, 5 Nov 1999 12:40:58 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
> <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:
> 
> >: Mushroom in motion:
> >:   _,---._
> >: ,' _____ `.
> >: '-( .-. )-'
> >:    \(_)/
> >:     ) (
> >:     """
[snip]
> >Love the Mushroom in motion .. If only i had the time to javascript power the
> >animation.. It would look awesome!
> 
> Maybe someone else does, but it can also be viewed in a flipbook style.


Ask and ye shall receive:

http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom.html#top

I had to upload it to my angelfire site because crosswinds is going
through a hellish upgrade (I think after they've finished, they'll be
able to rewrite the book "What can go wrong WILL go wrong - What
shouldn't go wrong WILL go wrong - WHY ME????") so I can't update my
crosswinds pages.

obmushroomascii:

  mmmm, sherried     ---%^,
   mushroom soup...   q/  >
                    (_)\/ >
                   [____]_>^^
  ejm              | /\|| |



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ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions           ha  /   "    "

Ilmari Karonen <use...@itz.pp.sci.fi> ASCII art 6 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Fri, 05 Nov 1999 01:04:57 +0100, Peter Punk (ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl) wrote:
 [snip wonderful mushrooms]
:   _,---._  ,-- Metal Mushroom
: ,' _____ `.
: '-(|||||)-'
:   |\(_)/|
:   ||) (||
:     """

ROTFL! Those are really great. Someone should turn those different
perspective versions into an animation..

-- 
Ilmari Karonen
http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/

> :   _,---._  ,-- Metal Mushroom
> : ,' _____ `.
> : '-(|||||)-'
> :   |\(_)/|
> :   ||) (||
> :     """
>
> ROTFL! Those are really great. Someone should turn those different
> perspective versions into an animation..

Already done by Peter.

But they ARE great .. i like em' too because they are small and easy to modify , there are
hundreds (thusands even)of diffent combinations to be made.

I think that a prerequisite for true stardom like the cows .. they were (are) also very simple
and easy to modify not like the PEZs idea, which really grows old quick (new PEZ's however are
still welcome)

> [snip]
> > >Love the Mushroom in motion .. If only i had the time to javascript power the
> > >animation.. It would look awesome!
> > 
> > Maybe someone else does, but it can also be viewed in a flipbook style.
 
> http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom.html#top

I shall be sure to check it out and copypaste it to my site.

And here are two more mushrooms.
     _
    / \
   / * \   ,-- Merlin Mushroom
  / * * \      Mushy Magic 'r us
 / * * * \
/ *__*__* \
`-(-o^o-)-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """

   ,-=-.
  /     \  ,-- Little Marvin Mushroom get teased a lot because
,' _____ `.    of the fact that he looks like "Lord Helmet"
`='\(_)/`='
    ) (
    """



  mmmm, sherried     ---%^,                                .-----------.
   mushroom soup...   q/  >                 _,---._   .oO ( * G U L P * )
                    (_)\/ >               ,' _____ `.      `-----------'
                   [____]_>^^             '-(OO)  )-'
  ejm              | /\|| |                 (_)  /
                                              D (
                                              """

The "Mush Manor" Massacre !

   (\ 
  '(_\  `  
  '  `o_ `
  `   |\`)
      | \)
    ,-+-.
   /e=mc2\    ,-- Thomas E. 'Propellerhead' Mushroom
 ,' _____ `.      Always thinking up new inventions
 '=( . . )='
    \(_)/
     ) (
     """

  _,---._  ,-- Beijing Mushroom
,' _____ `.
'-( \ / )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """

  _,---._  ,-- Miner Mushroom
,' ,(O). `.
'-(-o-o-)-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """

   ,---.    ,-- Farroe Mufkatar Mushrom
  |     |
  |     |
  \,(O)./
  (-o-o-)
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """

On Sat, 6 Nov 1999 13:47:07 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> :   _,---._  ,-- Metal Mushroom
>> : ,' _____ `.
>> : '-(|||||)-'
>> :   |\(_)/|
>> :   ||) (||
>> :     """
>> ROTFL! Those are really great. Someone should turn those different
>> perspective versions into an animation..
>Already done by Peter.

Although _you_ did the hardest part, which is creating a completely new
character!
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Frisbeetarism - the fear that when you die, your soul gets stuck on the roof.

On Sun, 7 Nov 1999 01:28:57 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>>         Peter Punk
>>           \    /
>>         ---\\\\---
>>           /    \
>>
>> My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!
>
>_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing multitasking neural network..
>.. _with_ automated learning capabilities.
>Insanely fast , but requires 8 hours of downtime each day.

LOL!!! I think that's i little long for a tagline :-))

>Works flawle#�"%%"!�&/"! ERR

Reminds me of the tag "Sped up my XT; ran it on 380v! Works greO?_~6&"
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

He who laughs last probably made a backup.

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 7 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
.

         ,
   \\ ~o(_)
   )))o~88),    ,-- Carmen Miranda Mushroom
  //(_)888(_)
  `-( *,* )-'
     \ = /
      ) (
      """



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          ,
    \\ ~o(_)
    )))o~88),    ,-- Carmen Miranda Mushroom
   file://(_)888(_)
   `-( *,* )-'
      \ = /
       ) (
       """
 
 
Uh what a babe ! ..

Here's some more male mushrooms :

  _,---._
,' _____/  ,--  French hat Mushroom
'-( . . )
   \(_)/
    )-(
    """

      _ 
   ,'" "`.  ,--  Trooper Mushroom 
 _/_______\_  
'-.( . . ).-'
    \(_)/
     )-(
     """

    ___
 __[   ]__
[  _____  ] ,--  This Mushroom is a square.
'-[ # # ]-'
   \|_|/
    ]-[
    """

  _,---._
 (______ `.  ,-- Christmas Mushroom
  ( . . )-'*
   \(_)/ 
    ) (
    """

  _,---._
 (______ `.  ,-- Santa Mushroom
  ( . . )-'*
   \(_)/ 
   ((())
    """

  _,---._
  \_____/  ,--  Sailor Mushroom
  ( . . )
   \(_)/
    )-(
    """

Sincerly
CeeJay


-- 
                 When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
   _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
 ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
 '=(-o=o-)='      (       CeeJay Central        )       \,(O)./
    \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
     )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
     """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
                          even have electricity!          """

On Sat, 06 Nov 1999 11:10:57 GMT, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >: Mushroom in motion:
>> >:   _,---._
>> >: ,' _____ `.
>> >: '-( .-. )-'
>> >:    \(_)/
>> >:     ) (
>> >:     """
>[snip]
>> >Love the Mushroom in motion .. If only i had the time to javascript power the
>> >animation.. It would look awesome!
>> Maybe someone else does, but it can also be viewed in a flipbook style.
>Ask and ye shall receive:
>http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom.html#top
>I had to upload it to my angelfire site because crosswinds is going
>through a hellish upgrade (I think after they've finished, they'll be
>able to rewrite the book "What can go wrong WILL go wrong - What
>shouldn't go wrong WILL go wrong - WHY ME????") so I can't update my
>crosswinds pages.

I'll take a look soon. Thanks, i feel quite honored *blush* :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

"God is dead" - Nietzche, "Nietzche is dead" - God

On 6 Nov 1999 11:43:27 GMT, Ilmari Karonen <use...@itz.pp.sci.fi>
provoked the following text:

>:   _,---._  ,-- Metal Mushroom
>: ,' _____ `.
>: '-(|||||)-'
>:   |\(_)/|
>:   ||) (||
>:     """
>ROTFL! Those are really great. Someone should turn those different
>perspective versions into an animation..

Well, at least one mushroom is animated now.
But what's stopping you from animating other mushrooms?
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Jury - Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

On Sat, 06 Nov 1999 11:10:57 GMT, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >: Mushroom in motion:
>> >:   _,---._
>> >: ,' _____ `.
>> >: '-( .-. )-'
>> >:    \(_)/
>> >:     ) (
>> >:     """
>[snip]
>> >Love the Mushroom in motion .. If only i had the time to javascript power the
>> >animation.. It would look awesome!
>> Maybe someone else does, but it can also be viewed in a flipbook style.
>Ask and ye shall receive:
>http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom.html#top

Oh no! Please mention only Ceejay, i really have done nothing.
The Mushrooms are CeeJay's invention, not mine...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Mushrooms in different situations :

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Shocked Mushroom
'-( O O )-'
   \(_)/
    )O(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Yawning Mushroom
'-( - - )-'
   \(_)/
    )0(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Greedy Mushroom
'-( $ $ )-'
   \(_)/
    )v(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Sad Mushroom
'-( / \ )-'
   \(_)/
    )~(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Drunk Mushroom
'-( % % )-'
   \(_)/
    )o(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Amazed Mushroom
'-( ! ! )-'
   \(_)/
    )0(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Dead Mushroom
'-( X X )-'
   \(_)/
    )~(
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Sleeping Mushroom
'-( - - )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """

  _,---._
,' _____ `. ,--  Puzzled Mushroom
'-( ? ? )-'
   \(_)/
    )o(
    """

-= CeeJay =-

-- 
                 When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
   _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
 ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
 '=(-o=o-)='      (       CeeJay Central        )       \,(O)./
    \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
     )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
     """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
                          even have electricity!          """

On Sun, 7 Nov 1999 01:35:26 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >YES YES YES .. I love 'em.
>> Good, so do i :-))
>I've been maiking new batches of mushrooms all day .. boy this is fun !
>I have posted a few , put more on my website , and have a bunch in development.

This could grow out to be a cult or so :-))
SPREAD THE WORD! :-))

>> I trust you save all the mushrooms people have made, and maybe put them on
>> a website or so...
>I save everything i do .. and if i don't the newsreader does.
>way ahead of you .. http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?ascii/mushrooms.htm

I'll have a looksee :-))

>> >Fungus Power!
>>   ^^^^^^^^^
>> Keep this sig, it's way cool!
>Check the webpage .. ;) *hihi*

I'm doing that right now, i'll get back on it later.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

*NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.

>         Peter Punk
>           \    /
>         ---\\\\---
>           /    \
>
> My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!

_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing multitasking neural network..
.. _with_ automated learning capabilities.
Insanely fast , but requires 8 hours of downtime each day.

Works flawle#�"%%"!�&/"! ERR

> >YES YES YES .. I love 'em.
 
> Good, so do i :-))

I've been maiking new batches of mushrooms all day .. boy this is fun !
I have posted a few , put more on my website , and have a bunch in development.

> I trust you save all the mushrooms people have made, and maybe put them on
> a website or so...

I save everything i do .. and if i don't the newsreader does.

way ahead of you .. http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?ascii/mushrooms.htm

> >Fungus Power!
>   ^^^^^^^^^
> Keep this sig, it's way cool!

Check the webpage .. ;) *hihi*

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:80583o$fac$5...@news.inet.tele.dk...

> > *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
>
> What... now ?
> oops too late

When I read that it reminded me of a scene in the film "SpaceBalls.."

<  Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz are watching a tape of SpaceBalls, The Movie, by a new technology called Instant Video, which
enables the film to be released even before it's finished.  They begin to play the tape but begin too early, so they fast forward
the tape.  >

Transcript follows..

The movie stops at the exact same thing that is
actually happening now. HELMET looks at the camera, then he turns back
to the monitor. SANDURZ looks at the camera when HELMET looks back at the
monitor, then he looks back at the monitor. HELMET looks at the camera
when SANDURZ looks back at the monitor. When HELMET turns back, he waves
his hand. He turns back to the camera.

HELMET What the hell am I looking at? When does
this happen in the movie?

SANDURZ Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything
that happens now, is happening now.

HELMET What happened to then?

SANDURZ We passed then?

HELMET When?

SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.

HELMET Go back to then.

SANDURZ When?

HELMET Now.

SANDURZ Now?

HELMET Now.

SANDURZ I can't.

HELMET Why?

SANDURZ We missed it.

HELMET When?

SANDURZ Just now.

HELMET When will then be now?

SANDURZ Soon.

HELMET How soon?

< ... >

--
Andrew Carpenter
Computing Technician
Cirencester College
and...@cirencester.ac.uk
ICQ : 20885021

> Well, at least one mushroom is animated now.
> But what's stopping you from animating other mushrooms?

The fact that i'm spending all my spare time getting ideas for new mushrooms .. I can animate
them later ..
Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..

Now what i'd like to do was a cartoon .. with some real action.

Just gotta get the idea

Hey I just got an idea ! .. but that involves the Santa Mushroom .. I probarbly send it in for
the ascii christmas calendar thingie

>                  When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
>    _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
>  ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
>  '=(-o=o-)='      (       CeeJay Central        )       \,(O)./
>     \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
>      )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
>      """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
>                           even have electricity!          """

Every time I see that sig I think of the Monty Python sketch.. "The four Yorkshiremen"

Transcript follows..

Taken from "Monty Python Live at City Center" and "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl".

MP: Michael Palin
GC: Graham Chapman
TG: Terry Gilliam
EI: Eric Idle

SCENE: Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being played in the background on Hawaiian
guitar.



MP: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.

GC: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?

TG: You're right there Obediah.

EI: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

GC: A cup o' COLD tea.

EI: Without milk or sugar.

TG: OR tea!

MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.

EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."

EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the
roof.

GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the
floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!

TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!

MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish
tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.

EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin, but it was a house to US.

GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

MP: Cardboard box?

TG: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the
morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down at the mill for fourteen hours a day, week-in, week-out. When we
got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go
to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle,
if we were LUCKY!

TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our
tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years,
and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison,
work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad
would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

MP: But you try and tell the young people today that . . . and they won't believe ya'.

ALL: Nope, nope . . .




Sorry for the long post everyone, but I felt it needed to be done!  :-)

ObASCII:

             .---.__
            /  /x|__\            "This parrot is deceased!"
            \  \/--`             "No its not, it's just resting."
            /  \\
           /    )\
          /  _.' /
         //~`\\-'
   =====//===(=))=========
  jgs  /`



--
Andrew Carpenter
ICQ : 20885021

> >> >YES YES YES .. I love 'em.
> >> Good, so do i :-))
> >I've been maiking new batches of mushrooms all day .. boy this is fun !
> >I have posted a few , put more on my website , and have a bunch in development.
>
> This could grow out to be a cult or so :-))
> SPREAD THE WORD! :-))

HOW ?? .. I only know of this newsgroup and then alt.ascii-art.animation (which is pretty dead)


But yes I would love to see a cult !
And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!

We would all gather and eat mushrooms , and maybe smoke some too ! *GG*

> >> I trust you save all the mushrooms people have made, and maybe put them on
> >> a website or so...
> >I save everything i do .. and if i don't the newsreader does.
> >way ahead of you .. http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?ascii/mushrooms.htm
>
> I'll have a looksee :-))

Bear in mind though that the website iss always like a day behind my offline stuff , because i
gather all the updates and then update hte website once a day..


> *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.

What... now ?
ups too late

> >> ROTFL! Those are really great. Someone should turn those different
> >> perspective versions into an animation..
> >Already done by Peter.

> Although _you_ did the hardest part, which is creating a completely new
> character!

I know - And i have also been improving a little on his rotating mushroom adding more frames ..
Still not completely done though.

> Frisbeetarism - the fear that when you die, your soul gets stuck on the roof.

You have that too ?


> >> My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!
> >
> >_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing multitasking neural network..
> >.. _with_ automated learning capabilities.
> >Insanely fast , but requires 8 hours of downtime each day.
>
> LOL!!! I think that's i little long for a tagline :-))

You can just use the first line .. and maybe cut it into two lines or use a smaller version

_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing neural network..


> >Works flawle#�"%%"!�&/"! ERR

> Reminds me of the tag "Sped up my XT; ran it on 380v! Works greO?_~6&"

*LOL*  ...

BTW I actually know of a good way to speed up XT's , 286's, 386's and the slower 486's.
It's free and donme through software.

I got my old 8Mhz running as if it was a 10Mhz .. but granted .. it gives greater speedups on
the slower PC's.

Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8056in$glo$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >                  When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
> >    _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
> >  ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
> >  '=(-o=o-)='      (       CeeJay Central        )       \,(O)./
> >     \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
> >      )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
> >      """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
> >                           even have electricity!          """
>
> Every time I see that sig I think of the Monty Python sketch.. "The four Yorkshiremen"
>
> Transcript follows..
>
> Taken from "Monty Python Live at City Center" and "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl".
>
> MP: Michael Palin
> GC: Graham Chapman
> TG: Terry Gilliam
> EI: Eric Idle
>
> SCENE: Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort. "Farewell to Thee" being
played in the background on Hawaiian
> guitar.
>
>
>
> MP: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.
>
> GC: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?
>
> TG: You're right there Obediah.
>
> EI: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier
wine?
>
> MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
>
> GC: A cup o' COLD tea.
>
> EI: Without milk or sugar.
>
> TG: OR tea!
>
> MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.
>
> EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
>
> GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
>
> TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
>
> MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you
happiness."
>
> EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old
house, with greaaaaat big holes in the
> roof.
>
> GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and
twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the
> floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!
>
> TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!
>
> MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to
live in an old water tank on a rubbish
> tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us!
House!? Hmph.
>
> EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpaulin,
but it was a house to US.
>
> GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!
>
> TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small
shoebox in the middle of the road.
>
> MP: Cardboard box?
>
> TG: Aye.
>
> MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used
to have to get up at six o'clock in the
> morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down at the mill for fourteen
hours a day, week-in, week-out. When we
> got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
>
> GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the
lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go
> to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around
the head and neck with a broken bottle,
> if we were LUCKY!
>
> TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at
night, and LICK the road clean with our
> tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the
mill for fourpence every six years,
> and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.
>
> EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went
to bed, eat a lump of cold poison,
> work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come
to work, and when we got home, our Dad
> would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
>
> MP: But you try and tell the young people today that . . . and they won't believe ya'.
>
> ALL: Nope, nope . . .
>
>
>
>
> Sorry for the long post everyone, but I felt it needed to be done!  :-)
>
> ObASCII:
>
>              .---.__
>             /  /x|__\            "This parrot is deceased!"
>             \  \/--`             "No its not, it's just resting."
>             /  \\
>            /    )\
>           /  _.' /
>          file://~`\\-'
>    =====//===(=))=========
>   jgs  /`

*ROTFLMAO* X 10 !!

I laughed so hard i had to restrain myself from waking the entire neighbourhood (it's 2 am)

Where did you find that transcript ? .. don't tell me you know it completely by heart and took
the time to write it down..


AND "The Parrot Sketch" is my favourite !

"It's pining.."
"IT'S not pining , it's bleedin' demised"
"It have gone to meet it's maker""
"If you had'nt glued it to the stole it would have been pushing up the daisy's"
... etc etc ...

"THIS is an EX-parrot!"

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 8 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <8055hl$bb4$2...@news.inet.tele.dk>, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
> 
> > Well, at least one mushroom is animated now.
> > But what's stopping you from animating other mushrooms?
> 
> The fact that i'm spending all my spare time getting ideas for new
> mushrooms .. I can animate them later ..
> Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..

Mushrooms can be animated in so many ways. Mushrooms made me think about
toast

   ___________      `
  |\   ((#####)\    ` \
  | \ ==))###(= \     \ //)
  |  \ ||#####|_ \     ((#(
  |[> \___________\     ))#|
  | | |            |    ||#/                            |
   \  |            |    ||/      .--.                   |
    \ |            |)---.   .---'    `-.         .----(]|
     \|____________|     `-'            `.     .'       |
                                          `---'    ejm98|

And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at

http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top



NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
        ha     llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
  ^^^^%---  ha            http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
   "   \ ha                   ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions

Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
> HOW ?? .. I only know of this newsgroup and then alt.ascii-art.animation (which is pretty dead)

 ... but in here are many people that know other people, and so on and
so on. You know. A thing that we call here "Mundpropaganda" - spread by
words. Someone could do a t-shirt with some of your mushrooms on it and
the URL at the bottom, or you can add a linkbanner to some of the pages.
Hey, if you have one (could also be just a little ascii-drawing in a
bordered table that might look like a banner ;) - just send it to me and
I'll be pleased to help you with a link on my domain. Not very much
frequenced here at the moment but that will improve, I hope (at least
the FAQ is frequented very often (not interesting for you for it is in
german for the newsgroup at.linux)).

> But yes I would love to see a cult !
> And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!

 Has anyone thought about doing an a.a-a t-shirt yet? Your mushrooms
sure should be also on such a piece ;-)  Maybe someone get's an idea
about what to do now and also has the time and skills to do that (I for
myself could print some with my bubblejet ;-).

> We would all gather and eat mushrooms , and maybe smoke some too ! *GG*

 Well, live and let live I say to myself, for I don't like the taste of
mushrooms *smirks*

> > >I save everything i do .. and if i don't the newsreader does.
> > >way ahead of you .. http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?ascii/mushrooms.htm

 O.k., I'll take a look there, and may start with an
http://alfie.ist.org/ascii/ page (STOP CLICKING, I just said I _may
START_  ;-)).

> Bear in mind though that the website iss always like a day behind my offline stuff , because i
> gather all the updates and then update hte website once a day..

 Well, many people work that way :)  No problem at all (to me, at
least).

> > *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
> 
> What... now ?
> ups too late

 Well, H.G.Wells might help *hehe*

 So long!
Alfie
-- 
Gerfried Fuchs
<URL:mailto:alf...@innocent.com>
<URL:http://alfie.ist.org/alfie/>

> >> This could grow out to be a cult or so :-))
> >> SPREAD THE WORD! :-))

I'll Try..

> You could visit a few other groups, post a little and people will notice
> your sig, get curious, visit your page and make their own shrooms...
 
> It's easy if you know how to promote your new cult :-)

Had any experience in this field ?

Actually i DO have experience in this .. I once had my own fanclub ...
With a full 10 members !

> >But yes I would love to see a cult !
> >And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!
> 
> ALL HAIL TO THE GREAT FUNGUS!! :-))

> Hmmm... Smoked mushroom... How about sautee'd shrooms? :-))

Boiled Mushrooms ... MMMmmmmmnnnnn !

OBascii:


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  ) _,-=-._)   ,-- ( NOT funny ! - Get me OUT of here!! )
( ,' _____ `. )     '----------------------------------'
 )'-( O O )-'( 
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Later that night we will get "fungi" and dance the popular dance .. "Do the mushroom!"


> I saw that you did not put _all_ of the PEZ-heads on your page...

Which ones did i miss ?

> >And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
> >mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
> >version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
> >http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top
> 
> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))

  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
   \(_)/
    )~(
    """

> >> Well, at least one mushroom is animated now.
> >> But what's stopping you from animating other mushrooms?
> >The fact that i'm spending all my spare time getting ideas for new mushrooms .. I can
animate
> >them later ..
>
> Ermm... Actually, i was talking to Ilmari...

Oh.

> >Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..
> >Now what i'd like to do was a cartoon .. with some real action.
> >Just gotta get the idea
>
> But what should this cartoon be about?

I have one now i expect to be done later today about two mushrooms that fall in love and magic
happens..

Then we follow their baby mushroom as he grows up..

Im calling it "The curriculum vitae of a mushroom" or the life of a mushroom if you will.
It features over 20 ! new mushroom pictures.

Then i'll probarbly do a christmas cartoon for the calendar - I already did santa mushroom and
his helper.

Then i was thinking a story were a mushroom was talking to a carrot friend of his and tell him
about another friend comming over .. "How that ?" asks the carrot - "Mr. rabbit" ..
"oh ..."  " *GULP* did you say rabbit?" ..

Rabbit enters and there's a chase...

Still have'nt decided if he gets away or not.

Fungidelic !
CeeJay
--
                 When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
   _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
 ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
 '=(-o=o-)='      (     ~ CeeJay Central ~      )       \,(O)./
    \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
     )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
     """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
                          even have electricity!          """

> >> >> My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!
> >> >_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing multitasking neural network..
> >> >.. _with_ automated learning capabilities.
> >> >Insanely fast , but requires 8 hours of downtime each day.
> >> LOL!!! I think that's i little long for a tagline :-))
> >You can just use the first line .. and maybe cut it into two lines or use a smaller version
> >_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing neural network..

> LOL!! But it's your line, so you should use it...

You can use it too .. In fact i'll be honoured if you would.

Besides .. I like to do mushroom sig at the moment


>  ... but in here are many people that know other people, and so on and
> so on. You know. A thing that we call here "Mundpropaganda" - spread by
> words.

Easily understandable ..

Mund also means mouth in Danish (you just put more pressure on the d when speaking german)
propaganda means ..well propaganda .. in most languages.

I think the frase in english is "word of mouth"

>Someone could do a t-shirt with some of your mushrooms on it and
> the URL at the bottom, or you can add a linkbanner to some of the pages.
> Hey, if you have one (could also be just a little ascii-drawing in a
> bordered table that might look like a banner ;)

Sure i'll do a linkbutton - It will be something in the line of the linkbuttons i have on
http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?Merchandise/Merchandise.htm

A ascii in a table would be a bit large but if that is not a problem to you then okay.

  _,---._
,' _____ `.
'-( .-. )-'
   \(_)/
    ) (
    """

6 lines high .. but it could be made smaller but setting the font size smaller

I'll attach a sample webpage ... A little to big don't you think ?

>(not interesting for you for it is in german for the newsgroup at.linux)).

Why not - I use linux and I can read german - But you're probably rigth I would prefer reading
a danish or english FAQ.

> > But yes I would love to see a cult !
> > And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!
>
>  Has anyone thought about doing an a.a-a t-shirt yet? Your mushrooms
> sure should be also on such a piece ;-)  Maybe someone get's an idea
> about what to do now and also has the time and skills to do that (I for
> myself could print some with my bubblejet ;-).

Great idea .. there are sites on the net that offer t-shirt with a custom image on it.

I have f.x have a chatter T-shirt with the writing  :   " /AFK  "  (for Away From Keyboard)  on
it

Mushrooms would be great on a tshirt ... and also B'ger's "Jesus who ?" picture .. it's still
one of my favourites.

> > We would all gather and eat mushrooms , and maybe smoke some too ! *GG*
>
>  Well, live and let live I say to myself, for I don't like the taste of
> mushrooms *smirks*

The Mushroom family will be grateful.

Aufwierdersehen

CeeJay




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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> <snip>
> Where did you find that transcript ? .. don't tell me you know it
> completely by heart and took the time to write it down..
> 

They published the text to all the tv shows in a book (or two books, but
the copy I have is with both books in one book... You turn the book
upside-down and back-to-front and you get the front page of the other
book [Did that make sense?]).


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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> [SOME UNKNOWN PERSON] wrote:
> <snip>
> > SPREAD THE WORD! :-))
> 
> HOW ?? .. I only know of this newsgroup and then
> alt.ascii-art.animation (which is pretty dead)
> 

It's not dead. It's just a little less active than this group (the
people who make animations are fewer than the people who make ascii art,
and it takes longer to make one animatio than it does to make one
image). E.g. discussion about animation techniques, or Person X has
trouble getting started, or Person Y discovered a bug in Browser Z, or
how to make Object Q move more naturally (stuff which is completely
uninteresting to a lot of people who read alt.ascii-art) belong there
and not here...


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    |\ '__                        /|\                        _{ _ 
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> > <snip>
> > Where did you find that transcript ? .. don't tell me you know it
> > completely by heart and took the time to write it down..
> >
>
> They published the text to all the tv shows in a book (or two books, but
> the copy I have is with both books in one book... You turn the book
> upside-down and back-to-front and you get the front page of the other
> book [Did that make sense?]).

Yes.

But it's still alot of work .. i'm guessing he got it from a webpage .. possibly PythONline.com

> > > *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
> >
> > What... now ?
> > oops too late
>
> When I read that it reminded me of a scene in the film "SpaceBalls.."

Actually .. "SpaceBalls.." is my other great affliction . (Monty P being the first)
I know the scene you describe by heart..

Love it!

My website also has some clues this this affliction of mine ...

http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?Merchandise/Explain_Merchandising.htm

Quoting:
"
Lone Starr: But Yogurt, what is this place? What is it that you do here?

Yogurt: Merchandising.

Barf: Merchandising? What's that?

Yogurt: Merchandising! Come, I'll show you. Hahaha, come, walk this way, take a look. ...We put
the picture's name on everything! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the
movie is made! SPACEBALLS the t-shirt! SPACEBALLS the coloring book! SPACEBALLS the lunch box!
SPACEBALLS the breakfast cereal! SPACEBALLS THE WEB SITE!

Dinks: Ewww!

Yogurt: The kids love this one.
"

And he also mentions SPACEBALLS the flamethrower !
I gotta have that .. for my collection ofcourse - what did you think i needed it for.


"Ok the code is 1 .. 2 ... 3 ... 4"

- That's the code idiots use for their locker !

[President steps in.]

- We have the code sir !

* Good was is it ?

- 1234 .. sir

* Really ? I have the same code for my locker!

On Mon, 8 Nov 1999 00:48:30 -0000, "Andrew Carpenter"
<new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> provoked the following text:

>>                  When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
>>    _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
>>  ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
>>  '=(-o=o-)='      (       CeeJay Central        )       \,(O)./
>>     \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
>>      )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
>>      """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
>>                           even have electricity!          """
>
>Every time I see that sig I think of the Monty Python sketch.. "The four Yorkshiremen"
>Transcript follows..
>Taken from "Monty Python Live at City Center" and "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl".
>
>Sorry for the long post everyone, but I felt it needed to be done!  :-)

ROFL!!! You did that from memory? :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
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Conclusion: the point where you got tired of thinking.

On Mon, 8 Nov 1999 02:06:08 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >> >YES YES YES .. I love 'em.
>> >> Good, so do i :-))
>> >I've been maiking new batches of mushrooms all day .. boy this is fun !
>> >I have posted a few , put more on my website , and have a bunch in development.
>> This could grow out to be a cult or so :-))
>> SPREAD THE WORD! :-))
>HOW ?? .. I only know of this newsgroup and then alt.ascii-art.animation (which is pretty dead)

You could visit a few other groups, post a little and people will notice
your sig, get curious, visit your page and make their own shrooms...

It's easy if you know how to promote your new cult :-)

>But yes I would love to see a cult !
>And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!

ALL HAIL TO THE GREAT FUNGUS!! :-))

>We would all gather and eat mushrooms , and maybe smoke some too ! *GG*

Hmmm... Smoked mushroom... How about sautee'd shrooms? :-))

>> >> I trust you save all the mushrooms people have made, and maybe put them on
>> >> a website or so...
>> >I save everything i do .. and if i don't the newsreader does.
>> >way ahead of you .. http://ceejay.marmoset.net/?ascii/mushrooms.htm
>> I'll have a looksee :-))
>Bear in mind though that the website iss always like a day behind my offline stuff , because i
>gather all the updates and then update hte website once a day..

I saw that you did not put _all_ of the PEZ-heads on your page...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
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          /    \

I wont rise to the occassion, but I'll slide over to it.

On Mon, 8 Nov 1999 02:09:00 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >> ROTFL! Those are really great. Someone should turn those different
>> >> perspective versions into an animation..
>> >Already done by Peter.
>> Although _you_ did the hardest part, which is creating a completely new
>> character!
>I know - And i have also been improving a little on his rotating mushroom adding more frames ..
>Still not completely done though.

So in the end it will be still your own work! *sigh of relief*

>> Frisbeetarism - the fear that when you die, your soul gets stuck on the roof.
>You have that too ?

Oh man, once you realize that a soul can get stuck, it's really scary!
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        Peter Punk
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Today is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow.

On Mon, 8 Nov 1999 00:03:22 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> Well, at least one mushroom is animated now.
>> But what's stopping you from animating other mushrooms?
>The fact that i'm spending all my spare time getting ideas for new mushrooms .. I can animate
>them later ..

Ermm... Actually, i was talking to Ilmari...

>Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..
>Now what i'd like to do was a cartoon .. with some real action.
>Just gotta get the idea

But what should this cartoon be about?
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Why is "easy listening" music so hard to listen to?

On Mon, 08 Nov 1999 12:56:39 GMT, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> > Well, at least one mushroom is animated now.
>> > But what's stopping you from animating other mushrooms?
>> The fact that i'm spending all my spare time getting ideas for new
>> mushrooms .. I can animate them later ..
>> Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..
>Mushrooms can be animated in so many ways. Mushrooms made me think about
>toast
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>     \|____________|     `-'            `.     .'       |
>                                          `---'    ejm98|
>And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
>mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
>version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
>http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top

AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
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        Peter Punk
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Generalisation, backwardly adjusted, is that corporalisation? (LogNess)

On Mon, 8 Nov 1999 02:14:29 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >> My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!
>> >_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing multitasking neural network..
>> >.. _with_ automated learning capabilities.
>> >Insanely fast , but requires 8 hours of downtime each day.
>> LOL!!! I think that's i little long for a tagline :-))
>You can just use the first line .. and maybe cut it into two lines or use a smaller version
>_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing neural network..


LOL!! But it's your line, so you should use it...

>> >Works flawle#�"%%"!�&/"! ERR
>> Reminds me of the tag "Sped up my XT; ran it on 380v! Works greO?_~6&"
>*LOL*  ...
>BTW I actually know of a good way to speed up XT's , 286's, 386's and the slower 486's.
>It's free and donme through software.
>I got my old 8Mhz running as if it was a 10Mhz .. but granted .. it gives greater speedups on
>the slower PC's.

I used to have such a program, it _is_ useful for the slower machines...
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        Peter Punk
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llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 10 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <80c10s$kmd$5...@news.inet.tele.dk>, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
> 
> Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote in message
> news:jpQ...@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 13:44:20 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
> > <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:
> >
> > >> >And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
> > >> >mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
> > >> >version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
> > >> >http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top
> > >> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
> > >  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
> > >,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
> > >'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
> > >   \(_)/
> > >    )~(
> > >    """
> >
> > Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
> 
> Certain lizards are known to change sex.

They are????!!!!!!!!! Let me get my mirror and check to see if I have
changed...


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Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 10 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article<jpQ...@4ax.com>XeMu1, Peter Punk
<ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> writes:
>>  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
>>,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
>>'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
>>   \(_)/
>>    )~(
>>    """
>
>Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?

 Yep.  Llizzibeth, in fact.

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On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 13:53:52 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..
>> >Now what i'd like to do was a cartoon .. with some real action.
>> >Just gotta get the idea
>> But what should this cartoon be about?
>I have one now i expect to be done later today about two mushrooms that fall in love and magic
>happens..
>
>Then we follow their baby mushroom as he grows up..
>
>Im calling it "The curriculum vitae of a mushroom" or the life of a mushroom if you will.
>It features over 20 ! new mushroom pictures.
>
>Then i'll probarbly do a christmas cartoon for the calendar - I already did santa mushroom and
>his helper.
>
>Then i was thinking a story were a mushroom was talking to a carrot friend of his and tell him
>about another friend comming over .. "How that ?" asks the carrot - "Mr. rabbit" ..
>"oh ..."  " *GULP* did you say rabbit?" ..
>
>Rabbit enters and there's a chase...
>
>Still have'nt decided if he gets away or not.

Sounds great, can't wait!
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 13:56:40 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >> >> My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4!
>> >> >_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing multitasking neural network..
>> >> >.. _with_ automated learning capabilities.
>> >> >Insanely fast , but requires 8 hours of downtime each day.
>> >> LOL!!! I think that's i little long for a tagline :-))
>> >You can just use the first line .. and maybe cut it into two lines or use a smaller version
>> >_MY_ other computer is an organic multiproccesing neural network..
>> LOL!! But it's your line, so you should use it...
>You can use it too .. In fact i'll be honoured if you would.

Okay, i'm always happy to make others happy.
It's added, but when it shows up is up to SigChanger...

>Besides .. I like to do mushroom sig at the moment

How about "A mushroom a day keeps the elephants away"? :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.

> >SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.
> >
> >HELMET Go back to then.
> >
> >SANDURZ When?
> >
> >HELMET Now.
> >
> >SANDURZ Now?
> >
> >HELMET Now.
> >
> >SANDURZ I can't.
> >
> >HELMET Why?
> >
> >SANDURZ We missed it.
> >
> >HELMET When?
> >
> >SANDURZ Just now.
> >
> >HELMET When will then be now?
> >
> >SANDURZ Soon.
> >
> >HELMET How soon?
 
> LOL!!! I completely forgot about this scene. But then again, it's such a
> long time ago since i last seen it.

Then do you remember this scene then.. ?

   ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
  /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
`='\(_)/`='
    ) (
    """

 - CeeJay


-- 
                 When I was young we did'nt              ,---.
   _,-=-._  ,--  have websites like this.               |     |
 ,' _____ `.       .---------------------------.        |     |
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    \(_)/         ( http://CeeJay.marmoset.net/ )       (-o-o-)
     )"(           '---------------------------'         \(_)/
     """                  When I was young we did'nt --'  )"(
                          even have electricity!          """

> >> You could visit a few other groups, post a little and people will notice
> >> your sig, get curious, visit your page and make their own shrooms...
> >> It's easy if you know how to promote your new cult :-)
> >Had any experience in this field ?

> No, but i know how to go about :-))

Please use your knowledge to spead the wisdom of the cult

> >Actually i DO have experience in this .. I once had my own fanclub ...
> >With a full 10 members !
>
> WHOA!!! And what have you done to have your own fanclub?

I'm just a loveable person i guess :)
Could also be the fact the I score an alltime high on purity-test and in recoqnition was a bit
of an celebrity (since then "things" have happend .. i'm no longer squeakyclean)

> >> >But yes I would love to see a cult !
> >> >And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!
> >> ALL HAIL TO THE GREAT FUNGUS!! :-))
> >> Hmmm... Smoked mushroom... How about sautee'd shrooms? :-))
> >Boiled Mushrooms ... MMMmmmmmnnnnn !
> > (    (   (         .----------------------------------.
> >  ) _,-=-._)   ,-- ( NOT funny ! - Get me OUT of here!! )
> >( ,' _____ `. )     '----------------------------------'
> > )'-( O O
( 
> > ,"---(_)---".
> > |           |
> >  '._______,'
> >    (_) (_)
> >Later that night we will get "fungi" and dance the popular dance .. "Do the mushroom!"

> I think i've pulled a muscle while doing the mushroom.
> That dance does resemble the macarena a lot, doesn't it?

Yeah - Its' sorta a mix between the lambada and the macarena .. supposed to mimic the podrubbing act of the mushrooms .. however you have to be doing this mostly for the fun and games of it .. perverts are thrown out.
 
> >> I saw that you did not put _all_ of the PEZ-heads on your page...
> >Which ones did i miss ?

> Just a few, but that could be contributed to server trubbs.

Well can i have them reposted ? .. Otherwise i wont know which ones i missed !

btw no comment on the boiling mushroom pic ??

Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote in message
news:jpQ...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 13:44:20 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
> <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:
>
> >> >And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
> >> >mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
> >> >version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
> >> >http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top
> >> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
> >  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
> >,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
> >'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
> >   \(_)/
> >    )~(
> >    """
>
> Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?

Certain lizards are known to change sex.

> How about "A mushroom a day keeps the elephants away"? :-))

*lol* Peter .. Good one !

> >> >Besides .. another rotating mushroom .. i mean it have already been done ..
> >> >Now what i'd like to do was a cartoon .. with some real action.
> >> >Just gotta get the idea
> >> But what should this cartoon be about?
> >I have one now i expect to be done later today about two mushrooms that fall in love and
magic
> >happens..
> >
> >Then we follow their baby mushroom as he grows up..
> >
> >Im calling it "The curriculum vitae of a mushroom" or the life of a mushroom if you will.
> >It features over 20 ! new mushroom pictures.
> >
> >Then i'll probarbly do a christmas cartoon for the calendar - I already did santa mushroom
and
> >his helper.
> >
> >Then i was thinking a story were a mushroom was talking to a carrot friend of his and tell
him
> >about another friend comming over .. "How that ?" asks the carrot - "Mr. rabbit" ..
> >"oh ..."  " *GULP* did you say rabbit?" ..
> >
> >Rabbit enters and there's a chase...
> >
> >Still have'nt decided if he gets away or not.
>
> Sounds great, can't wait!

It's finally up  -- I actually posted it yesterday but it never showed up , nor did it show up
on the repost. Third time was the charm..

I still have ample time to make the christmas cartoon so i'll hold that off.

About the rabbit .. i'm thinking of borrowing one from the net , since doing a large scale
rabbit is alot of work - and not really my field of expertise.

Kind Regards
Me

Ben Norwood <bdn...@aber.ac.uk> wrote
in message news:Pine.GSO.4.20.9911101630290.19536-100000@xena...
>
> : WHOA!!! And what have you done to have your own fanclub?
>
> That's nothing - an ex-sysadmin of my uni once created the newsgroup
> alt.fan.ben-norwood...although I doubt it exists any more...

Oh yes it does!  Just checked with the news list supplied by Freeserve, and it's there!



--
Andrew Carpenter
Computing Technician
Cirencester College
and...@cirencester.ac.uk
ICQ : 20885021

On Mon, 8 Nov 1999 23:29:20 -0000, "Andrew Carpenter"
<new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> provoked the following text:

>SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.
>
>HELMET Go back to then.
>
>SANDURZ When?
>
>HELMET Now.
>
>SANDURZ Now?
>
>HELMET Now.
>
>SANDURZ I can't.
>
>HELMET Why?
>
>SANDURZ We missed it.
>
>HELMET When?
>
>SANDURZ Just now.
>
>HELMET When will then be now?
>
>SANDURZ Soon.
>
>HELMET How soon?

LOL!!! I completely forgot about this scene. But then again, it's such a
long time ago since i last seen it.

Off to go to the videostore then...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Death is a nonmaskable interrupt.

Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> ASCII art 10 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 02:15:42 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> > > *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone.
>> > What... now ?
>> > oops too late
>> When I read that it reminded me of a scene in the film "SpaceBalls.."
>Actually .. "SpaceBalls.." is my other great affliction . (Monty P being the first)
>I know the scene you describe by heart..
>
>Love it!

Me too, i wish they made a sequel, something like "Spaceballs part zero,
the misery begins" :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Don't touch that phone, I'm using the mode+^#&#$$((@.

On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 13:42:09 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> You could visit a few other groups, post a little and people will notice
>> your sig, get curious, visit your page and make their own shrooms...
>> It's easy if you know how to promote your new cult :-)
>Had any experience in this field ?

No, but i know how to go about :-))

>Actually i DO have experience in this .. I once had my own fanclub ...
>With a full 10 members !

WHOA!!! And what have you done to have your own fanclub?

>> >But yes I would love to see a cult !
>> >And all should worship me as the creator and divine leader!
>> ALL HAIL TO THE GREAT FUNGUS!! :-))
>> Hmmm... Smoked mushroom... How about sautee'd shrooms? :-))
>Boiled Mushrooms ... MMMmmmmmnnnnn !
> (    (   (         .----------------------------------.
>  ) _,-=-._)   ,-- ( NOT funny ! - Get me OUT of here!! )
>( ,' _____ `. )     '----------------------------------'
> )'-( O O )-'( 
> ,"---(_)---".
> |           |
>  '._______,'
>    (_) (_)
>Later that night we will get "fungi" and dance the popular dance .. "Do the mushroom!"

I think i've pulled a muscle while doing the mushroom.
That dance does resemble the macarena a lot, doesn't it?

>> I saw that you did not put _all_ of the PEZ-heads on your page...
>Which ones did i miss ?

Just a few, but that could be contributed to server trubbs.
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

On Tue, 9 Nov 1999 13:44:20 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
>> >mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
>> >version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
>> >http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top
>> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
>  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
>,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
>'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
>   \(_)/
>    )~(
>    """

Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

jsdlfkjsd12'sdf ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!

Herman Andresen <her...@ulrik.uio.no> ASCII art 11 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
> EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison,
> work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad
> would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
> 

That's my favourite part of this sketch... the part where Eric Idle
knows he has to be better than the others, and he starts with
"Right!"

I will probably go straight home and insert that ol' VHS-tape of "Monty
Python Live at Hollywood Bowl" again... It's the Best!

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(Remove the no.spam before mailing me)

Herman Andresen <her...@ulrik.uio.no> ASCII art 11 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
> 
> Then do you remember this scene then.. ?
> 
>    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
> ,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
> `='\(_)/`='
>     ) (
>     """
> 
>  - CeeJay
> 

Or my favorite: Early in the film, we get introduced to Black Helmet
(We can hear the heavy breathing from the respirator, chssssssck, 
chsssssck! Black Helmet rips open his mask!)

BH: I cant breathe in this thing!

Maybe its's because i'm such a huge Star Wars fan and learned to fear 
Darth Vader as a kid, I love this scene so much!


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Op Thu, 11 Nov 1999 01:59:47 +0100,  vond ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl
(Peter Punk) het nodig om het volgende te zeggen:
>>Then do you remember this scene then.. ?
>>   ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>>  /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
>>,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
>>`='\(_)/`='
>>    ) (
>>    """
>
>Yes, i do. I use the line frequently :-))
>Pity though that you couldn't make a black shroom...
Now i must see the movie again :-))


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Everything is relative, is relative...

> >>   ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
> >>  /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
> >>,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
> >>`='\(_)/`='
> >>    ) (
> >>    """

> >Yes, i do. I use the line frequently :-))
> >Pity though that you couldn't make a black shroom...
> Now i must see the movie again :-))


hehe .. 

"Who he then ?"

"MAJOR ASSHOLE ! .. SIR!"


 ... *lol*  .. I really gotta go see this one again too ..

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 15:44:08 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >HELMET When will then be now?
>> >SANDURZ Soon.
>> >HELMET How soon?
> 
>> LOL!!! I completely forgot about this scene. But then again, it's such a
>> long time ago since i last seen it.
>
>Then do you remember this scene then.. ?
>   ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>  /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
>,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
>`='\(_)/`='
>    ) (
>    """

Yes, i do. I use the line frequently :-))
Pity though that you couldn't make a black shroom...
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG13 = More than 12 Guns.

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 15:52:14 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >> You could visit a few other groups, post a little and people will notice
>> >> your sig, get curious, visit your page and make their own shrooms...
>> >> It's easy if you know how to promote your new cult :-)
>> >Had any experience in this field ?
>> No, but i know how to go about :-))
>Please use your knowledge to spead the wisdom of the cult

No, you as a knight in the order of the blue toadstool should do the
honours, i can only advise you in certain matters.

>> >Actually i DO have experience in this .. I once had my own fanclub ...
>> >With a full 10 members !
>> WHOA!!! And what have you done to have your own fanclub?
>I'm just a loveable person i guess :)
>Could also be the fact the I score an alltime high on purity-test and in recoqnition was a bit
>of an celebrity (since then "things" have happend .. i'm no longer squeakyclean)

Tell me tell me tell me! What happened?

>> >> Hmmm... Smoked mushroom... How about sautee'd shrooms? :-))
>> >Boiled Mushrooms ... MMMmmmmmnnnnn !
>> > (    (   (         .----------------------------------.
>> >  ) _,-=-._)   ,-- ( NOT funny ! - Get me OUT of here!! )
>> >( ,' _____ `. )     '----------------------------------'
>> > )'-( O O
>( 
>> > ,"---(_)---".
>> > |           |
>> >  '._______,'
>> >    (_) (_)
>> >Later that night we will get "fungi" and dance the popular dance .. "Do the mushroom!"
>> I think i've pulled a muscle while doing the mushroom.
>> That dance does resemble the macarena a lot, doesn't it?
>Yeah - Its' sorta a mix between the lambada and the macarena .. supposed 
>to mimic the podrubbing act of the mushrooms .. however you have to be 
>doing this mostly for the fun and games of it .. perverts are thrown out.

Oh, so _that's_ why all those mushrooms were pushing me! I thought that
was part of the dance so i pushed back (i may have bruised a mushroom or
two in the process...)
 
>> >> I saw that you did not put _all_ of the PEZ-heads on your page...
>> >Which ones did i miss ?
>> Just a few, but that could be contributed to server trubbs.
>Well can i have them reposted ? .. Otherwise i wont know which ones i missed !

Ermmm... I can't remember exactly which ones you missed, but i do know
that i missed a few...

>btw no comment on the boiling mushroom pic ??

I tried, but i couldn't come up with anything. Perhaps Krogg can?
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 15:53:46 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >> >And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
>> >> >mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
>> >> >version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
>> >> >http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top
>> >> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
>> >  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
>> >,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
>> >'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
>> >   \(_)/
>> >    )~(
>> >    """
>> Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
>Certain lizards are known to change sex.

How do you know this is one of those "certain lizards"? Besides, she's a
Llizard, not a lizard... :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:18:13 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> >Then we follow their baby mushroom as he grows up..
>> >Im calling it "The curriculum vitae of a mushroom" or the life of a mushroom if you will.
>> >It features over 20 ! new mushroom pictures.
>> >Then i'll probarbly do a christmas cartoon for the calendar - I already did santa mushroom
>> >and his helper.
>> >Then i was thinking a story were a mushroom was talking to a carrot friend of his and tell
>> >him about another friend comming over .. "How that ?" asks the carrot - "Mr. rabbit" ..
>> >"oh ..."  " *GULP* did you say rabbit?" ..
>> >Rabbit enters and there's a chase...
>> >Still have'nt decided if he gets away or not.
>> Sounds great, can't wait!
>It's finally up  -- I actually posted it yesterday but it never showed up , nor did it show up
>on the repost. Third time was the charm..

I haven't seen it yet. But then again, i haven't read all of the posts yet
either! :-))

>About the rabbit .. i'm thinking of borrowing one from the net , since doing a large scale
>rabbit is alot of work - and not really my field of expertise.

Perhaps someone could he4lp you in making a rabbit?

I tried, but it was no good at all!
-- 
        Peter Punk
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        ---\\\\---
          /    \

***ERROR*** Unable to insert witty tagline.

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 15:54:48 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

>> How about "A mushroom a day keeps the elephants away"? :-))
>
>*lol* Peter .. Good one !

Just made it up yesterday. I'm surprised you even like it!
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          /    \

IBM: Interesting But Mundane

Johan de Koning <k.i...@12345net.nl> ASCII art 11 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 01:59:48 +0100, (Peter Punk) wrote:

> On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 15:52:14 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
> <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:

[blah blah blah]

> >btw no comment on the boiling mushroom pic ??
> 
> I tried, but i couldn't come up with anything. Perhaps Krogg can?

Nah, he's too busy making puzzles.

The Incredible Adventures of Ascii Fart
Episode one: The Big Diaper.

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llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 11 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <++wpOFfmjJsvB=22k...@4ax.com>,
ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:
> 
> On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 15:53:46 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
> <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text:
> 
> >> >> >And in thinking about what would go with toast, came up with another
> >> >> >mushroom in motion. If you have your JavaScript enabled and at least
> >> >> >version 3 of Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, it can be viewed at
> >> >> >http://www.angelfire.com/on2/llizard/mushroom2.html#top
> >> >> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
> >> >  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
> >> >,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
> >> >'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
> >> >   \(_)/
> >> >    )~(
> >> >    """
> >> Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
> >Certain lizards are known to change sex.
> 
> How do you know this is one of those "certain lizards"? Besides, she's a
> Llizard, not a lizard... :-)

Thank you Peter, for pointing that out. So few really understand the
difference between a lizard and a llizard. In fact, to be truthful, I'm
not entirely sure...

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  .+.  ,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
  +.+ <  __\_((/ But there's a   |__________  ______ | |
  .+.<_/-    //  huge section    |          ||______|| |
  +.+))__   //   on mushrooms!   |        ] ||______|| |
  .+.+.+.)_//                    |          ||______|| |
  +.+.+.+|_\__                   |__________|________|/
  ejm+.+|     |  
                      (Just trying to stay sort of on topic here)


And speaking of mushrooms.... At last! I am able to update my crosswinds
site and if you have your JavaScript enabled and at least version 3 of
Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, the mushroom animations can now be
viewed at

http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom.html
http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom2.html


Please note that if you bookmark my site, make sure that you REMOVE the
"matrix" and CHANGE it to read www.crosswind.net in your bookmark index
so it looks like

http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/


(I have deleted the mushroom animations from the angelfire site.)



NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
        ha     llizard aka ejm   cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
  ^^^^%---  ha            http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/
   "   \ ha                   ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 18:41:10 +0000, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
provoked the following text:

>>>  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
>>>,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
>>>'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
>>>   \(_)/
>>>    )~(
>>>    """
>>Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
> Yep.  Llizzibeth, in fact.

I'm sorry, but isn't that something she should tell us herself if she
wants to?
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

What is the true meaning of DOS?

Op Fri, 12 Nov 1999 03:37:39 +0100,  ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter
Punk) speaks the following words:
>Hey Darth! So nice to see you've accepted my invitation!
>Welcome!
Hi Peter, thanks.


--
gwr...@hetnet.nl
dea...@hotpop.com
gwr...@wishmail.net
use...@gwreijman.tmfweb.nl

icq:35302546
http://surf.to/gerardspage

New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) 

> What is the true meaning of DOS?

hehe .. Denial Of Service ... The infamous operating system

Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote
in message news:+CgrOKD=oKK...@4ax.com...

> > > : WHOA!!! And what have you done to have your own fanclub?
> > >
> > > That's nothing - an ex-sysadmin of my uni once created the newsgroup
> > > alt.fan.ben-norwood...although I doubt it exists any more...
> >
> > Oh yes it does!  Just checked with the news list supplied by
> > Freeserve, and it's there!
>
> Hey, i never saw the post you're replying to! :-(

Awww sorry to hear that.  Just for you, the message link here.
news:Pine.GSO.4.20.9911101630290.19536-100000@xena

Andrew

On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 22:33:29 -0000, "Andrew Carpenter"
<new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> provoked the following text:

>> : WHOA!!! And what have you done to have your own fanclub?
>>
>> That's nothing - an ex-sysadmin of my uni once created the newsgroup
>> alt.fan.ben-norwood...although I doubt it exists any more...
>
>Oh yes it does!  Just checked with the news list supplied by Freeserve, and it's there!

Hey, i never saw the post you're replying to! :-(
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Since when was a phone for talking?

On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 18:40:54 +0100, Darth Vader
<gwr...@hetnet.nl> provoked the following text:

>>>Then do you remember this scene then.. ?
>>>   ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>>>  /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
>>>,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
>>>`='\(_)/`='
>>>    ) (
>>>    """
>>Yes, i do. I use the line frequently :-))
>>Pity though that you couldn't make a black shroom...
>Now i must see the movie again :-))

Hey Darth! So nice to see you've accepted my invitation!
Welcome!
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Brain fried; core dumped.

On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 10:28:26 GMT, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> provoked
the following text:

>> >> >> AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How cruel!!! Mushrooms have feelings too you know! :-))
>> >> >  _,---._         .------------------------------------.
>> >> >,' _____ `. ,--  ( Yes his animation makes me soooo sad )
>> >> >'-( / \ )-'       `------------------------------------'
>> >> >   \(_)/
>> >> >    )~(
>> >> >    """
>> >> Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
>> >Certain lizards are known to change sex.
>> How do you know this is one of those "certain lizards"? Besides, she's a
>> Llizard, not a lizard... :-)
>Thank you Peter, for pointing that out. So few really understand the
>difference between a lizard and a llizard. In fact, to be truthful, I'm
>not entirely sure...
>
>    .___                      
>    |   )                            /--//--/|    
>    |  (_)                          /__//__/ |_
>    |                              |   |   | /_/| ,
>    |                              |A-O|P-Z||**||[|
>    |                              |   |   ||()||[|_,__
>    | __                          /|___|___||__|/[|( )/|
>  .+. \,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
>  +.+ <    \ Hmmm... I wonder    |__________  ______ | |
>  .+.<_/     what my Oxford      |          ||______|| |
>  +.+))__/\   2 volumes (four    |        ] ||______|| |
>  .+.+.+.)_    pages to a page)  |          ||______|| |
>  +.+.+.+|_\__     says....      |__________|________|/
>  ejm+.+|     |      
>
>    .___                      
>    |   )                                /--/|    
>    |  (_)                              /__/ |_
>    |                                  |   | /_/| ,
>    |                                  |P-Z||**||[|
>    |                              ____|   ||()||[|_,__
>    |                             /    |___||__|/[|( )/|
>  .+.  ,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
>  +.+ <  __\_((/ Hey, llizard    |__________  ______ | |
>  .+.<_/-    //  isn't in here!  |          ||______|| |
>  +.+))__   //                   |        ] ||______|| |
>  .+.+.+.)_//                    |          ||______|| |
>  +.+.+.+|_\__                   |__________|________|/
>  ejm+.+|     |    
>
>
>    .___                      
>    |   )                                /--/|    
>    |  (_)                              /__/ |_
>    |                                  |   | /_/| ,
>    |                                  |P-Z||**||[|
>    |                              ____|   ||()||[|_,__
>    |                             /    |___||__|/[|( )/|
>  .+.  ,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
>  +.+ <  __\_((/ But there's a   |__________  ______ | |
>  .+.<_/-    //  huge section    |          ||______|| |
>  +.+))__   //   on mushrooms!   |        ] ||______|| |
>  .+.+.+.)_//                    |          ||______|| |
>  +.+.+.+|_\__                   |__________|________|/
>  ejm+.+|     |  
>                      (Just trying to stay sort of on topic here)

It always pains me to cut away some perfectly good ASCII-art (and your art
is _truly_ art!), so i've left it as it were.

>And speaking of mushrooms.... At last! I am able to update my crosswinds
>site and if you have your JavaScript enabled and at least version 3 of
>Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, the mushroom animations can now be
>viewed at
>http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom.html
>http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom2.html

Thanks, i'll pass it along to my friends.

P.S. You _did_ change the name for the first animation, didn't you?
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

> Pine - Program for Internet News and Email (from washington.edu/pine)

I though it was :

Pine = Pine Is Not Elm

Just like :

Linux = Linux Is Not UniX

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 13 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <jCorOF70=Bbt...@4ax.com>,
ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 10:28:26 GMT, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> provoked
> the following text:

[snip of pictures]

> It always pains me to cut away some perfectly good ASCII-art (and your art
> is _truly_ art!), so i've left it as it were.

Thank you. You are too kind.


               ,---~        __|__
              /     ha     |     |       SHhhh!!!
           ,^^^%--- ha     | #   |
          < \   \ ha       |#### |   Artiste at work
         <   \ ____        | )(  |
          <   (o  #)      _|_____|_  (yeah... right!)
        ^^|\   ~--'          /|\ 
  ejm    /  \


> >And speaking of mushrooms.... At last! I am able to update my crosswinds
> >site and if you have your JavaScript enabled and at least version 3 of
> >Netscape and version 4 of MSIE, the mushroom animations can now be
> >viewed at
> >http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom.html
> >http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom2.html
> 
> Thanks, i'll pass it along to my friends.
> 
> P.S. You _did_ change the name for the first animation, didn't you?

I did indeed. I hope you approve of the change.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

                   |                 .             + .       .
          |)) || > |) |` () () |))   | |)   |)) () | | () |) . 

                          mushroom by CeeJay;

animation by PeterPunk, who was inspired by CeeJay's mushroom collection 

                          _______________
                         |               |
                         |   _,---._     |
                         | ,' _____ `.   |
                         | '-(..)  )-'   |
                         |   (_)  /      |
                         |     ) (       |
                         |     """       |
                         |_______________|


And in article <vSs...@4ax.com>,
ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter Punk) wrote:
> 
> On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 18:41:10 +0000, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
> provoked the following text:
[snip] 
> >>Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
> > Yep.
[snip]
> I'm sorry, but isn't that something she should tell us herself if she
> wants to?

Indeed, Peter. Thank you for saying so. But I believe that I did tell at
the end of one of my previous posts.


...`/ [ > ,   |'|||   |= [ ||| /\ |_ [
llizard aka ejm
cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca               ha             ,^
http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/     ha ---%^^^^^^^^^^
ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions           ha  /   "    "



Here, I'll spell it out again in larger letters:


            \/       |'      [           |
         .../ (` >   | |))   | (` |)) (| | (`



NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
       ___                        cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     _/   |    ,^%---                         llizard aka ejm
    |_____|  __<_ \  ...although I can't see why
      --- ==   >/    it matters to anyone online.
    [_____]  __>,^             ASCII-ar+ and ASCII-anima+ions
  ejm|   |  //| |         http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/

llizard wrote:
> <snip>
> 
>             \/       |'      [           |
>          .../ (` >   | |))   | (` |)) (| | (`
> 
>        ___           
>      _/   |    ,^%---
>     |_____|  __<_ \  ...although I can't see why
>       --- ==   >/    it matters to anyone online.
>     [_____]  __>,^ 
>   ejm|   |  //| |  

Well, it would feel too silly to write "llizard lost its head again".
"llizard lost her head again" sounds much better.   :-)


-- 
    (,         http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/
    /|__--__                       .                        __--__
    |\ '__                        /|\                        _{ _ 
    `.' / `.,_ _________           |           _________ _,.' (/ `.
    /  ||``._.'             ASCII ART CHAT!             `---'|:||,/
  .'   /|                                                   /|:| \
.'    /\ \         __   __                _                 `/|'\'
 ` `,/ /`,\        \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _         /,'\ \
   .'.'  /|         \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` |        |\  `.`.
 ,' /   / |          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        | \   \ `,
- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -

On Sat, 13 Nov 1999 17:24:02 GMT, llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> provoked
the following text:

>[snip of pictures]

OUCH!

>> It always pains me to cut away some perfectly good ASCII-art (and your art
>> is _truly_ art!), so i've left it as it were.
>Thank you. You are too kind.
>               ,---~        __|__
>              /     ha     |     |       SHhhh!!!
>           ,^^^%--- ha     | #   |
>          < \   \ ha       |#### |   Artiste at work
>         <   \ ____        | )(  |
>          <   (o  #)      _|_____|_  (yeah... right!)
>        ^^|\   ~--'          /|\ 
>  ejm    /  \

Neh, one can never be _too_ kind...

>> >http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom.html
>> >http://www.crosswinds.net/~llizard/mushroom2.html
>> Thanks, i'll pass it along to my friends.
>> P.S. You _did_ change the name for the first animation, didn't you?
>I did indeed. I hope you approve of the change.
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>                   |                 .             + .       .
>          |)) || > |) |` () () |))   | |)   |)) () | | () |) . 
>
>                          mushroom by CeeJay;
>
>animation by PeterPunk, who was inspired by CeeJay's mushroom collection 
>
>                          _______________
>                         |               |
>                         |   _,---._     |
>                         | ,' _____ `.   |
>                         | '-(..)  )-'   |
>                         |   (_)  /      |
>                         |     ) (       |
>                         |     """       |
>                         |_______________|

Oof! That's a lot better, thanks!
I can't take credit for someone else's sweat, you see?

>> >>Ermmm... Isn't Llizard female?
>> > Yep.
>[snip]
>> I'm sorry, but isn't that something she should tell us herself if she
>> wants to?
>Indeed, Peter. Thank you for saying so. But I believe that I did tell at
>the end of one of my previous posts.

I'ts not about the female bit, but he mentioned your full name, i think
it's not very polite to do so to say the least.
If you want us to know your full name, it's up to you to tell us.

>Here, I'll spell it out again in larger letters:
>            \/       |'      [           |
>         .../ (` >   | |))   | (` |)) (| | (`

I know, i can even tell from the way you write and draw. (don't ask me
how, but i can).
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Computers talk to each other better than their designers do.

Gerfried Fuchs <alf...@innocent.com> ASCII art 15 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
>    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
> ,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
> `='\(_)/`='
>     ) (
>     """

 ... well, I _must_ have tried to rediddle that one, with the
mouth-thingy down:

    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
 ,' _o_o_ `.     `-------------------------------------'
 `='\ ^ /`='
     |#|
     """

 Although, if I look a little from the side, it somehow looks more like:

    ,-=-.        .-------------------.
   /     \  ,-- (  Mikse feels good ! )
 ,' _o o_ `.     `-------------------'
. ,'\   /`  ,
 =   |u|  `=
      " 

 JAR JAR BINGS....   Well, just a thought, I might be wrong ;-)

 So long!
-- 
Gerfried Fuchs
<URL:mailto:alf...@innocent.com>
<URL:http://alfie.ist.org/alfie/>

On 15 Nov 1999 13:16:14 GMT, alf...@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) provoked
the following text:

>>    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>>   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
>> ,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
>> `='\(_)/`='
>>     ) (
>>     """
> ... well, I _must_ have tried to rediddle that one, with the
>mouth-thingy down:
>    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
>   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
> ,' _o_o_ `.     `-------------------------------------'
> `='\ ^ /`='
>     |#|
>     """
> Although, if I look a little from the side, it somehow looks more like:
>    ,-=-.        .-------------------.
>   /     \  ,-- (  Mikse feels good ! )
> ,' _o o_ `.     `-------------------'
>. ,'\   /`  ,
> =   |u|  `=
>      " 
> JAR JAR BINGS....   Well, just a thought, I might be wrong ;-)

LOL!!! Wonderful, now do an R2D2-mushroom! :-))
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

On Sat, 13 Nov 1999 10:34:00 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen"
<REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:

>> Pine - Program for Internet News and Email (from washington.edu/pine)
>
>I though it was :
>
>Pine = Pine Is Not Elm
>
>Just like :
>
>Linux = Linux Is Not UniX

I thought that a now well-known Minix and Unix-inspired Finn called
Linus Torvalds created a Un*x-like operating system and decided to
name it a bit after himself.. :-)

Wow what a long sentence.
--
  Universal CBM, PEZ, and TI-calc nut, Scout, Glider pilot, "Student"
        Email: vjo...@sci.fi, URL: http://www.sci.fi/~vjouppi/
                  GSM: +358-40-5679999, IRCNet: Jope
    "I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Gerfried Fuchs <alf...@innocent.com> ASCII art 17 Nov 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> wrote:
> On 15 Nov 1999 13:16:14 GMT, alf...@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) provoked
> the following text:
> 
> >>    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
> >>   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
> >> ,' _____ `.     `-------------------------------------'
> >> `='\(_)/`='
> >>     ) (
> >>     """
> > ... well, I _must_ have tried to rediddle that one, with the
> >mouth-thingy down:
> >    ,-=-.        .-------------------------------------.
> >   /     \  ,-- ( My GOD ! I'm surrounded by Assholes ! )
> > ,' _o_o_ `.     `-------------------------------------'
> > `='\ ^ /`='
> >     |#|
> >     """
> > Although, if I look a little from the side, it somehow looks more like:
> >    ,-=-.        .-------------------.
> >   /     \  ,-- (  Mikse feels good ! )
> > ,' _o o_ `.     `-------------------'
> >. ,'\   /`  ,
> > =   |u|  `=
> >      " 
> > JAR JAR BINGS....   Well, just a thought, I might be wrong ;-)
> 
> LOL!!! Wonderful, now do an R2D2-mushroom! :-))

 Thanks, you are too kind. At least someone does appreciate my work ;)
NO, I don't want tons of replys with "ME TOO" or similar, just fooling
around *hehe*

 But a R2D2 would be too hard to do to make it look like a mushroom, I
think *scratches*

 But maybe, if I think about it, I might have another idea:

    ,-=-.        .----------------------------------.
   / ___ \  ,-- ( Luke, Darth Vader is our father?!? )
 ,')/o_o\(`.     `----------------------------------'
 `='\(_)/`='
     )o(
     """

 Somehow I seems to get stuck to this ;-))
-- 
Gerfried Fuchs
<URL:mailto:alf...@innocent.com>
<URL:http://alfie.ist.org/alfie/>

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