Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Feb 2006.
Vodka
alt.ascii-art
· 10 messages · 13 Feb 2006 - 16 Feb 2006
Sorry if this sucks but wtf I'm drunk now...
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It is Absolute of course...
Jocke said > Sorry if this sucks but wtf I'm drunk now... > > __ > | | > / \ >| | >|Vodka | >| | >|______| > > It is Absolute of course... ,, '~~' | | |~~| ,.| |., , / / | | | | | | \ / | | | | HS How many fingers am I holding up? (Just kidding) ;-)
Homer.Simpson wrote: > Jocke said > > >>Sorry if this sucks but wtf I'm drunk now... >> >> __ >> | | >>/ \ >>| | >>|Vodka | >>| | >>|______| >> >>It is Absolute of course... > > > > ,, > '~~' > | | > |~~| > ,.| |., , > / / | | | | > | | > \ / > | | > | | HS > > How many fingers am I holding up? > > (Just kidding) ;-) hahsa I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i hate htis fucking hist. sober camp!!!
On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:56:56 +0100, Jocke <zyq...@fatburen.org> wrote: >Homer.Simpson wrote: >> Jocke said >> >> >>>Sorry if this sucks but wtf I'm drunk now... >>> >>> __ >>> | | >>>/ \ >>>| | >>>|Vodka | >>>| | >>>|______| >>> >>>It is Absolute of course... >> >> >> >> ,, >> '~~' >> | | >> |~~| >> ,.| |., , >> / / | | | | >> | | >> \ / >> | | >> | | HS >> >> How many fingers am I holding up? >> >> (Just kidding) ;-) >hahsa >I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i hate htis >fucking hist. sober camp!!! G'night-n-goodbye,...
Sasquatch said > On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:56:56 +0100, Jocke <zyq...@fatburen.org> > wrote: >>hahsa >>I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i hate >>htis fucking hist. sober camp!!! > G'night-n-goodbye,... I'm hoping for a translation now that he's assumedly sobered up. I heard of drunk dialing, it this drunk posting? ;-)
Homer.Simpson wrote: > Sasquatch said > > >>On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:56:56 +0100, Jocke <zyq...@fatburen.org> >>wrote: > > >>>hahsa >>>I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i hate >>>htis fucking hist. sober camp!!! > > >>G'night-n-goodbye,... > > > I'm hoping for a translation now that he's assumedly sobered up. > > I heard of drunk dialing, it this drunk posting? ;-) I am now regreting how much I drank... This is so stupid. I hate this fucking shit. Sober Camp at Gates Of Metal is the best!
Jocke wrote: > Homer.Simpson wrote: > > Sasquatch said > > > > > >>On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:56:56 +0100, Jocke <zyq...@fatburen.org> > >>wrote: > > > > > >>>hahsa > >>>I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i hate > >>>htis fucking hist. sober camp!!! > > > > > >>G'night-n-goodbye,... > > > > > > I'm hoping for a translation now that he's assumedly sobered up. > > > > I heard of drunk dialing, it this drunk posting? ;-) > I am now regreting how much I drank... This is so stupid. I hate this > fucking shit. Sober Camp at Gates Of Metal is the best! Sobriety usually begins at the Ceramic Alter in the Temple of the Flush-bowl. Recovery is inversly proportional to the level of urine and fecal staining evident on the alter itself. This is to say that if you are willing to kneel down that close and actually puke in the nasty, you are so far gone that you by this time are sleeping in or very near the dumpster. ObASCII: you just have to use your imagination. _________ [_________] | o=- | | | `---------' .'""""`. .' .'""'. `. : : : : `. `._.' .' |`-._.-'| | | `-...-'
said > Jocke wrote: >> Homer.Simpson wrote: >> > Sasquatch said >> > >> > >> >>On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:56:56 +0100, Jocke >> >><zyq...@fatburen.org> wrote: >> > >> > >> >>>hahsa >> >>>I awm now regreting how much idrank.... this is so stupid i >> >>>hate htis fucking hist. sober camp!!! >> > >> > >> >>G'night-n-goodbye,... >> > >> > >> > I'm hoping for a translation now that he's assumedly sobered >> > up. >> > >> > I heard of drunk dialing, it this drunk posting? ;-) >> I am now regreting how much I drank... This is so stupid. I hate >> this fucking shit. Sober Camp at Gates Of Metal is the best! > > Sobriety usually begins at the Ceramic Alter in the > Temple of the Flush-bowl. > Recovery is inversly proportional to the level of urine and > fecal staining evident on the alter itself. This is to say > that if you are willing to kneel > down that close and actually puke in the nasty, you are so far > gone that you by this time are sleeping in or very near the > dumpster. ObASCII: you just have to use your imagination. __________ [__________] | o=- | | | --'""""--- .'!.'""'.'. :# : :*: ` `.``._.'+.' @ % |`'.`.-| ^ * + & * | | `~ @ % ." `-...-' . @ % ! .. < + + < gag > Sorry about the floor.
On 14 Feb 2006 04:16:22 GMT, "Homer.Simpson" <Hom...@SpringfieldBB.com.INVALID> wrote: > > __________ > [__________] > | o=- | > | | > --'""""--- > .'!.'""'.'. > :# : :*: > ` `.``._.'+.' > @ % |`'.`.-| ^ * + > & * | | `~ @ % > ." `-...-' . > @ % ! .. < + + > > >< gag > Sorry about the floor. no worries, its your floor dude maybe you got too wasted to remember?
MJP <n...@email.right.now> wrote in news:8g1...@4ax.com: > On 14 Feb 2006 04:16:22 GMT, "Homer.Simpson" > <Hom...@SpringfieldBB.com.INVALID> wrote: >> >> __________ >> [__________] >> | o=- | >> | | >> --'""""--- >> .'!.'""'.'. >> :# : :*: >> ` `.``._.'+.' >> @ % |`'.`.-| ^ * + >> & * | | `~ @ % >> ." `-...-' . >> @ % ! .. < + + >> >> >>< gag > Sorry about the floor. > > no worries, its your floor dude > maybe you got too wasted to remember? He needs to drink a better brand of vodka LOL. -- _________________ ..,,~~--==**''``"" UNKNOWN ""``''**==--~~,,.. |#| |#||##\ |#||#| /#/|##\ |#||#####||#| |#||##\ |#| |#| |#||###\|#||#|/#/ |###\|#||#| |#||#|/\|#||###\|#| |#| |#||#|\###||# #< |#|\###||#| |#||######||#|\###| |#| |#||#| \##||#|\#\ |#| \##||#|_|#||##/\##||#| \##| |#####||#| \#||#| \#\|#| \#||#####||#/ \#||#| \#| ''**^^----==~~..,,_________________,,..~~==----^^**''
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